Joe Rogan Experience #10 — Joe Rogan Transcript

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0:00 Is this working? Ladies and gentlemen, Had a heart attack this week. What are you going to do, ladies and gentlemen? and 46 children point here That's the only problem with these creepy fucks like if you're just some I don't know what this dude's thing is called. group of people that are all really like-minded, open-minded, and thinking about things. That's

5:11 If they did, how did that Bernie Madoff thing ever get off? So since I did this podcast last, and the place where they had him would, they would give him this little tiny cell to share with these other whales at night, so they would, like, stuff them into this thing where they worth a lot of money they're trying to breed whales in captivity They can't change their surroundings.

7:25 This whale would have been with his mom for life. I read that You know, they're not like removed from it like us where you go to the supermarket and you pick up a steak. They don't like having sharks around. It's really no different. it's like our problem is Now the way I'm doing it, I'm going to browse If it's true, I want to see it. You know what I would love to see?

11:01 wonder if he's going to really train with kickboxers and with jiu-jitsu guys. I mean, he is a boxing heavyweight champion. My Twitter people. I think that would be a little dangerous. World's strongest man to fight in the UFC, and he's a beast of a man, but goddamn, I mean, how much are people selling Tim Sylvia short? James Toney isn't dedicated to anything but food.

13:44 His ability to shoulder roll punches and ability to block punches and counter. who has had hand problems. I'm thinking, you know, all these crazy fights, You know, the Machidas and the Anderson Silvas ass time, I've been trying to make it happen forever, and for whatever reason, I just couldn't The Toronto thing is sold out i believe so i'll see That's where you want to be if Al-Qaeda attacks America too.

16:41 I don't understand any of it, neither do you. Where where's the time to going to Afghanistan and really finding out what the fuck is going on with the Taliban needs not happening and they just fucking get on it. Democrats should be going fucking bonkers, They would go fucking crazy. Meanwhile, with Obama, they're like, no, they don't want to say anything.

19:09 thing is, it just reeks of crime. It reeks of corruption and opportunism. Yet, you know, We love to be on fucking teams. The reason why Sarah Palin works so well about how she should be president and about, you know, they're just bringing back to basic values That's what they like. And then you talk to them about things and they just have like these talking points that they

22:08 that the other team would do. clearly she's not qualified to run the world. You're the star of the sitcom. What the fuck are you doing, man? i have to read it sounds real good good talking point but ron paul is like he's like this old candidates back in 2008, you know, Ron Paul, they were, they were talking about presidential candidates back in 2008,

24:38 about all this shit, and they still shit up nice and tidy, you know, and, you know, if you're saying some things that are They were so fucking dumb. They were more naive. You need to feed the dummies. there's a lot of, like, plains animals that are stuck inside this incredibly dense jungle, I mean, the idea that this fucking antelope developed to swim because there's so

28:27 But I think the idea that the whole thing might be operating under some sort of an ethic, nature, that it might be moving us in this direction. each other in order to facilitate our cultural evolution. Because if we didn't have that, uh... He seems to be another one. like full of shit like they're really not on a quest they're just all about like fulfilling

31:57 I'm saying it's very possible. I'm willing to give up all my money. I would think that would be really interesting the script and like got a hold of like the last 20 pages and just jacked the whole movie He just nailed some nice commercials. sucked at the end didn't it that was ridiculous what would the world be like if everyone could It makes sure that people compete with each other and things get done.

35:18 an aquatic worm that uh infects grasshoppers and it it takes over the grasshopper so that they can pop out of the grasshopper's body and survive. If it comes out in the grasshopper's world, it'll dry out and it'll die. and there's you know we assume that that's what all life is but what life is is something that I mean, there's a whole process. just because it's artificial,

38:20 it. Or maybe I just smoke too much weed. That's possible too. I mean, is that real? Is a soul real? What is it? Is a soul is, that's a slippery goddamn question right there. I mean, is that real? I mean, I always say that to vegetarian friends. done harm, like they react when the person's in the room. So how do we not know we're not I don't really think there's that much of a difference.

40:21 feel you or react? yeah what a bitch. Stupid, stupid question, my friend. Yeah, I mean, look, and everybody forgets. And, you know, one day I'm going to make it. And we have this whole idea, like you're going to get other people as you can say as much as you think that you think is gonna help It's someday. that we need to treat it like it's one Why do you think America's never made a big deal out of Russia giving us the 9-11 monument?

45:13 You know knows what any You have to write it down As you're writing, you're in the act of putting down the letters, in the act of putting together talking about shit and then just let it happen and let it flow out but like for for stand-up You have to be able to flow with things too. And I think people appreciate it, you know, like when there's something that happens, you know, that day with like the killer whale.

47:51 But when you really can pull that off, it's like there's something extra special about it. What's that all about? fucking question. That's how dumb it was. you know funny is just being honest It's like mining for diamonds in a room filled with diamonds. And that's what you mine. I have not read Christopher Hitchens' God is Not Great, It's pretty interesting.

51:16 But it's a measurable amount that it shortened our day. Unless it knocks off just as much as it puts back. That's possible. there's certain things they measure about a planet, Look it up. I guess it happens a lot. The idea that the universe is static. It's getting forced into the event horizon. It's not likely to happen. they knew a lot of shit they first of all they had a very accurate depiction

55:52 is the remnants of an even earlier civilization that was possibly wiped out like our idea that complex things like technology and tools and and you know electricity and the internet and in fact and over and over again on this planet. And not just crazy shit like killing the dinosaurs, That wiped out all the woolly mammoths, all the saber-toothed tigers.

58:24 That's no bullshit because Trees are growing through buildings and just literally consuming things. anything. It'll all get swallowed. You know, I mean, there are so many temples that they find They find that shit all the time where they have to halt construction because they found some monuments that what they knew was just some shit genetic engineering, so there,

1:01:25 It's very, very, very, very possible. Like I said, I'm headed there this weekend. I mean, I love working for the UFC. ustream thing rather he said aren't you like eating up some material i said not really i think i think you don't get to talk. to come up with new shit. has been taking my material Ustream things has been taking my material to another level.

1:04:05 to uh doing it twice a week though i think what i'm gonna do is like this one hour and i'm gonna Unless you can get your shit done while you're doing what I'm doing, This guy says plus one twice a week. so it'll all be on iTunes doing these things and as much as it seems keep coming out and should have all the MP3s