Joe Rogan Experience #1000 — Joey Diaz & Tom Segura Transcript

Transcript

0:00 Two, five, four, three, two, yee-haw! Yeah. Do you store water? And I saw the cat bowls up in the air spinning and the cats running for their lives. Yeah. And I was like, oh, and it's like a panic sets in. It's fucked. I mean, like the whole thing was just like a giant was pushing on the house. people moved to boulder well that's why i was just going to say that when you have that experience

3:36 Yeah. an earthquake here They don't ever want you know, you feel them Yeah. Blam, that thing lands on you, and that's how you go. after like three, unless I'm That is such first world privilege right there. I like, for real, like 100%, that was the thing that bothered me the most about Colorado. It's more fun. That's what we do. Some people it affects that way.

6:55 Really big ones change the shape of continents. We're just bored up get beer. Yeah. Yeah, but there's something about a hurricane Nothing ever fucking happens. And he begged her. But she was the only person that stayed. We had a stop once. You could not see an inch in front of the windshield. No. I saw one bad. It's like one yeah one two and he's like whoa look at the size of this hail and then all Sundays

9:55 That's rocks. A thousand roofers move to Colorado Okay, especially if you're like a little kid. The first week I moved to and there was a bunch of traffic and they were like nah, there's a North Hollywood shootout. I didn to find a job that Friday. And there was a bunch of traffic. And that dude was laying by a car after he was hit, just shooting up at helicopters and shit.

11:30 Yeah, man. Because they had 38s back then. And there's a lot of it that's not good. There's more guns all over the country. Like all those guns for toys. for a teddy bear. I'll take you to a fucking handball You play handball all day, and it's a cover for you that you're half a Momo, but you play handball. Did you play handball in prison? Oh, no. It was like a fucking daycare.

14:19 He was fucking brilliant. know where I can go buy 10 kilos of coke. The cops actually gave him $250,000 cash to And he came back to the States because his dad died in the arrest And then the crazy thing to me is that they came here, like they came back eventually. He goes, Google it. Pay your taxes. You pay the money. You just got to recall. Motherfucker.

17:26 They do some illegal shit when they're looking for you. Yeah. Well, you know, that's even more intense than irs yeah yeah well you know that's Dog, I was crazy. So I didn't file. motherfucker for them to throw you No, they would not and fuck the United States that's what he's talking about. and Chinese yakuzas, they don't give a Frenchman fuck. Tax evasion is a real law.

20:05 his name is let me get the tissue paper what's the kid from tarantino that we made yeah yeah craziest part of the story was to me that for that period that they're And we're talking about some deception on his part where he tried to keep some money. But there's no threat of jail time. They have a lot of different names. To the same tune as what was going on with the IRS.

22:15 They're showing you that Big Daddy gets mad Big Daddy is just people. But they're just a bunch of fucking people. But Big Daddy has the overall say. Don't you think Big Daddy should be accountable? If Big Daddy's You shouldn't just, you should be able to check off boxes, too. And then there should be elective things. Of course. And, you know, that's one of the things about Obama.

25:10 When he's yelling the other day at some reporter, and he said, you know, you're fake news. That's what bothers a lot of people to this moment still. You know, you were saying before, there's no debtor's prison. That my credit rating and everything I had worth all those And I went home and opened up my drawer I had my car financed through that. I went to the bank.

27:21 For every $1,000, it's $25. Then there's the people that get $10 for their T-shirt and $15 for a headshot and a smile. Same thing. Well, that guy That's how they come get $250,000. What? Shit. Twice he didn't feel a need for representation comic-con with garbage bags full of 20s this guy said he can make up to 250 grand what shit twice So Comic-Con, you pay for a booth, and then I think you give them 3% of your overall take.

29:35 Whoa. Take pictures? piecework. I just changed He goes, me and my dad were fucking howling. It is. It's a fucking shame, but there's people who do it to make a living. I'm too embarrassed. That's what I'm saying. Listen, when I, though? I mean, could you see yourself doing that? I'm too embarrassed. I have a hard time. You know? If not, get out there.

32:27 There's a lot of people that are brilliant people that, for some reason, the fabric of society just doesn't fit them. you got older, you got wiser, you know, but I think a big part of you becoming more comfortable and more relaxed and becoming Just bartend, make a little extra money, lighten up the load on the family. You're upset. I thought I could snap at any minute.

34:30 Four. that's a lot better than what I used to do. So I might as well go to the store and do that stupid spot at 1245 and look what happened. It was the only thing that existed. It took the right thing for you to be this you. For you, too. wife it's one of my favorite podcasts it's so fucking consistently silly thank it is very any time I We played Joey telling shit stories for sure.

37:32 They're just reeling back from the shit. So when I shit, when you shit outside, what the fuck happened there? I go, yeah, why? You want to go to the post office. Which made it push it out more. Colton or some weird town. Didn't he not talk And you can see the brown shit. I lied to the guy. When you take a shit, it's okay. You ever cut a shit in half?

40:57 and the shit's permanent. So if you take a piss, that's what they'll tell you. They have that sucking action. That's why I always go downstairs. So when he would take a shit he would had have to balance himself I would sit on the toilet, and all of a sudden So when I shit in a public bathroom, I hold my balls. No, no, no, no. I don't think they will stay on an actual toilet.

43:33 Remember? This thing's just like sticking out of the water. I mean, it's gone through the water. No, like above water shit? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. where I moved to now, I got a backyard. Yeah, don't put a woman through one of your shits. I'm shitting, smoking dope. I don't give a Frenchman's fuck. And it don't smell in there no more. I light a door. There's a school behind there. Kids playing. I'm shitting, smoking dope.

45:39 Oh, yeah. She's panicking about her methane fumes. and she so she went to the bathroom and she just turned on the shower and she turns on both things I was like, I'll see you some other time, or whatever. And I was like, no, I had to take a crazy shit. That's so cool that you left. Yeah. It is. You're like, oh, no. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. And you got a clamp shut. You're like, oh, Jesus, what is this?

48:02 for a week and a half. I played freshman ball, and we were playing Patterson Eastside. and say shit to nobody. That was so bad. But here's where but the worst, Wait a minute. I'll never forget looking at the cheerleaders those ads. You can still find it. I don't know what the fuck, We were crucified. I don't remember what it was. God. My iPod is moving.

51:26 Oh, man. That's what it was. And there was a guy reading a paper. bus up north with us. So I'm sitting there. He's I'm sitting across from him, and I lift up my hips a little bit, Like he went like this first. He's like, I should beat the fuck out of whoever farted on this motherfucker. This is why I hate when I read posts. They call it thought-provoking

54:09 Do you know how many nights I will sit there and be half asleep good. I'm 54 You almost hospitalized me one time from laughing so hard. And I go, you go, go where is she and I said I half booked it. you know, and they booked those rooms. And we go to this Knoxville for two nights And you go, what's going on here? Whatever. And at lunchtime, and this retard is just pimping it.

57:23 I go, show me the monkey. was like what are you talking about and she's like i sucked his dick and he came in my mouth he's like Because if I would have come, it would have been like $20. All he cared about was the $40 blowjob. Did you come in her mouth? Because if I would have come, it would have been like $20. You think that's crazy When you sit at home at night and you think about all the shit we've seen, we've learned a lot.

59:46 they go and then walk away you ever see uh what's the movie with eddie murphy when he with boomerang That was the rule. He had such a big dick. Do you have a big dick? I mean, it was that quick. It was that quick. Like, she started talking to me. And then she started talking, oh, you're Cuban. I dated a Cuban one time. He had such a big dick. She was maybe 50.

1:01:10 her knees like I had knee on belly. I mean, and they're like, Oh my God. What does it mean? So the deeper you go down the boot, the more, is it closer to Spain or is it farther from Spain? you know, what are you going to do today? I don't know, I'm going to go out and get Cheers. It's fun to listen to. It's like a fun, sort of a smooth, relaxed. for a week.

1:04:24 Yeah, yeah, you're right. You know, three days. You get you go to nine restaurants. Yeah, yeah, you're right. and like the Parisians thinking the Americans were dicks, They were calling them Freedom Fries. At this point, for me, it's inherited. You know I'm saying like look at this guy here. Yeah, like they all have run into someone and maybe they're a little bit defensive but you're openly friendly

1:06:48 even if you feel like you did nothing wrong, It's either like And you're in your car headed to the comedy store and you're like, this motherfucker. You don't know what that guy's going through today. Right. No matter how mad I came into the house, his wife would stop you, His wife was like everybody's mom. Right. You know, there's got to be a system how to slow somebody down.

1:09:33 This is kind of friendship here. Yeah. We ever have a bad travel day and we get to a hotel and we're fucking furious we told the kitchen to save you To actually slow somebody down and be able to touch them and go, hey, man, it's going to be fine. It's worth a lot of money. You meet people that work in a certain place where you look forward to going back to that place to saying hi to that guy.

1:11:30 and i see a security guy there's what's that word there's a situation yeah without throwing a punch Next thing you know, you're out. When shit goes sideways in the octagon. chaos like some crazy shit he puts a fucking halt to that no more yeah those guys are important man Party started. Thanks to you guys. Fight Companions, Fight Breakdowns. room and me yelling at Joe one night,

1:13:46 Was it? So you'd be streaming. You were still uncomfortable. Like, what are you talking about, man? And everybody and their mother went on MySpace. Pretty early on, yeah. the whole weekend was sold out. That was my thing at that time. nobody's gonna show up there those days. I've had like amateur fighters, professional fighters. I was in my car on Magnolia Boulevard up the block from Porto's, which is fucking packed.

1:17:46 She looked at me and she goes, oh, my God. With the kid and the pusher you come to my show is I I was saying I love that. I have people that so want me to like give you things. It's so annoying all those compliments i'm gonna be your messenger and they'll be like no i mean just like if you This is a highly ineffective way to communicate First of all, you can drop it out of an airplane.

1:20:50 There's a closet in my office that I slide open. Look at me. Really? I only save mushrooms and MDMA for Ari. But when I looked, he was the author. He was just like the dumbest. God. A kid in Cleveland. alex to crowley's all house a 24-karat warlock he He was like the fucking devil and shit. But this book kind of like, Guys, read this shit. Whoa, that's true.

1:24:58 That's so weird, man. I mean, you really think about the timeline there. Then or you can have a recorder running on you. Do you ever think about how? Yeah. Sexually. say hi, and talk to him, Yeah. Before cell phones were introduced, who would have ever believed and that screen is compelling. You never know. It's weird you want to pretend it's not a part of me man

1:29:29 What's it called? That's good. I used to have three hours of just shit time a day that it's not enough to work out. and then sync them from your iPad to your phone back and forth. When I go to that coffee shop to write, it's just that program. Like, you can have them as long as you don't have too much. It's the consciousness we're all sharing You get sad for people.

1:31:53 Your family's at home. You have to have a life, man. Yeah. Your manager? Yeah. What are they gonna tell you? What are they gonna tell you? They change the spot at the park. There's no, who's going to call you? Your manager? What are they going to tell you? Yeah, but it's different. And we've been talking a lot about it. No problem. and I get anxiety when a comic's on stage,

1:33:45 No, they don't seal it. Yeah. It's all in your head. You're an intelligent individual. We should start paying attention as Americans. You cannot live in that fucking thing no more. and you're meeting people there. Both. So true then these children that are on a computer to the 18, and they send them away, and they fucking fracture You won't. I go, let's go buy some lemonade from this kid all right my daughter's

1:36:58 to sign your kid in. Yeah, they're all fucking dummies to you know, they're getting raised by fucking nannies. I That's fucked up. With my daughter And he's Don't come crying to me. And let me tell you something. Don't go. I was one of those little fucking faggy kids. But my mother would not allow that shit to happen. Like a Snoopy scarf? You ever see the Randy Couture scarf?

1:39:14 But Randy's such a bad motherfucker, it's almost like he's begging you to try to choke him with that thing. That should be his album cover. He's such a approachable. gym there coolest coolest kid man like uh him and his wife i think both teach there too oh wow nice What do you think? Really? Like Thais, like Thai boxers and shit. What's the one the Chinese use?

1:41:15 What does this stuff do? Someone who's a friend of mine who's a doctor described it as a topical analgesic, There's a psychological aspect to that heat stuff. I mean, that's got to be what the placebo effect is, right? How does he do this? He couldn't see good anymore because it was so goddamn cold. Yes. And then breathing in again as hard as you can and letting out about 20%.

1:44:42 Where it's real hard to manage the stimulation without letting everything get fucking crazy and haywire yeah and 30 percent easier to deal with three minutes. And the Russians all came out going, and to let the blood go to the back. I think it had something to do. It's interesting to focus on your breath. time had this crazy breath control. It's an amazing documentary about this guy, Hicks and Gracie, who's almost universally regarded as the greatest jiu-jitsu player of all time.

1:47:40 Like when you're watching him doing it, like he's warming everything up. like movements natural movements amazing stuff see if you can find the guy who created that Gymnastica Natural. Jiu-jitsu? most people's perception of it when they first think about it. it's almost like shadow fighting with jiu-jitsu You know, it's really a fascinating thing when you stop and think about it,

1:50:28 It's a massive part of how you can deal with stress, how you can calm yourself down. If you look at your children, when I went to jiu-jitsu, I wouldn't improve because of my cardio. Yeah yeah I've been smoking joints for 30 years yeah I'm a fat fuck yeah it was that I had a build Like use it as an exercise. It really fucking. so i've done a sometimes you're

1:53:14 And somebody's like, Joe, you got to exhale, brother. but I go to yoga with my wife once a week. Galazi, who you have. Galazi, Saturday and Sunday. last week I got to meet I started when I first got the club bells from Aubrey. was the breathing, man. See if you can find one with the Iron Sheik. And he's holding these things. you know i i can barely do that shit with like 15 pounds and i'm not bullshitting with one hand

1:56:15 a straight shoulder press. Right. Doing something with one of these clubs that's 30 pounds is fucking insane. I love him. I was on stage with him in Toronto. It's one of my favorite moments as a human call people jabronis It's like the damage that gets And they're just throwing haymakers at each other A lot of them have brain damage too What is that boy saying in your song?

1:58:48 Come on. Yeah, that's it. Then he disappeared, and then my boys disappeared, too. Willie D, in the gurney of them brick cell phones from the olden days, from back in the Gordon Gekko days. Why don't we take a picture so we can put the sign next to it? Yeah. I don't think you're allowed to say that anymore. Wow. You gotta let a hoe be a hoe. That's crazy.

2:01:24 Ghetto Boys? Fifth Ward. I think he still makes teeth You can get Paul Wall Let's do it, man. Let's just do it. Joe Rogan 1000. How much is it for the denture grills? Jesus Christ. If you meet a dude and he has a number of gold teeth, I'd love to. and that was fucking funny just showing up well wasn't that a thing? When I lived in Orlando, some guy gave her a club.

2:04:29 When we first going to the Comedy Store sunset They were out every fucking night. And that was it after that. and one of them, like, there's your pancake. i'm anti-waiting on life i'm anti-waiting line basically period for restaurant anti-waiting on line basically period for restaurants. I'm not staying in line. for you. Ari likes that shit. the street that's tremendous.

2:06:46 wizards. Horrific. I remember this is amazing. And then Having that open window so you walk by and you can see them cooking the hot dogs. that I've had real New York hot dogs But there's something about when you snap into one of those and you taste that real fresh, real delicious hot dog taste. Every time I get the oatmeal from American, Excoriates?

2:08:56 just to take us take us through a little walk you know because what his job was to do was to got those boots on. with brooms, and there's And every once in a while, the light turns red, And these guys sweep that into a fucking hole. You think they take it home? Listen, we got a deal for you. Could you imagine if they found out that people were grinding up people they found in the morgue

2:11:10 That had a supermarket And put their meat Yeah for a couple That was a guy from the Gambinos. do me a favor, go to every supermarket and add an aisle. Wow. How fucking Then they cracked it. You know who lives Big fat guy. He came out and he He was doing phenomenal, Joe Messina. the right to go in there and look at their books he goes don't bring none of these fucking white

2:14:34 fucking... And this guy's one of those... you're done. The math better add up, Jack. that he's pretty serious. He goes, i'll rip them fucking open for you oh i'll find You can call the IRS You think Kathy Griffiths, or anything like that. So there's the And he even started one of those press conferences and it went into like how the economy is doing.

2:17:22 important decisions in all these different areas, and then some new shit comes up. that's the part that he enjoyed he import enjoyed the competition old days There's definitely no doubt about that. It does come in ebbs and flows. shit to me. I gotta get out of here. Let me tell you what happened Like, come on. Listen, dog. I can't have the news can be able

2:20:52 And as a kid, you're like, I don't understand why that. You still got to get up and groceries. Yeah. I had a no-show job at Horace Mann School when I was a kid I'm going there once a week and pick up a check and laugh at the old janitors That's where our money goes. That's a fucking name. You paid for this. You take them down there. They give you a shirt.

2:23:39 that isn't doing that well? What about the fucking $184 for a fucking Laker ticket? Yeah making this fucking country, Joe Rogan? and help other kids to get that rate studio city and i just was telling me that her son has to volunteer and help other kids to get that rate. If we were living in Manhattan, that would be a goddamn bargain. Yeah. it's still a small percentage of this huge population.

2:26:27 And then if you, you know how it is when you go to a theater or something like that. It's a giant staff of humans that have to keep that thing running smooth. water through. You can't, but if you can And you know you can smoke pot in our Dodger Stadium. Just do it, man. I don't know if you know that one. Fucking jobs in the world being a cop. Yep None of you ever, ever, ever, ever heard me say some crazy shit.

2:28:55 What about two days ago, the nine minutes with the gun to the black couple while he was getting his license, Eight cops to beat up a black retard. exactly what's gonna fucking happen. Two or And when all these cops show up, they're going to be on rubers and they're going to open up on them. Assault rifles and shit like that, right? even 1%? I don't know what it is, but if that 1% gets online, we focus on that 1%.

2:31:32 your life is on on the line you're at risk all the time constantly you know people call you a much special training no i know i'm not sure i'm not sure you could even adequately train a person I see a lot of dumb shit in L.A., bro. One day I yelled. And there's smoke coming out of his mouth while he's screaming. When we go to court, we'll talk about it.

2:33:43 It's like it's like I know that they pretty sure... Am I spreading fake news? It's like... can tell you to stop filming. Here we go arrests you for not listening to him so like if you a cop is arresting someone and you're filming it because he's kicking this guy's ass, and you start filming it and the cop says, if you do not put that camera down, I will arrest you.

2:35:28 and you're involved clean it up a little bit. Something crazy like that. These guys today, they'll come in, so my car was over the line, I understood I was wrong, with me part of the problem with cops is whether you call it a quota anymore think you're not addressing If that cop would have done it just a little bit, I would have done 22 years. So every time I saw this cop, I would sit there.

2:39:02 see that Jesus Christ Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan. Huh. Look at this fucking Why? He fucking threw that red pepper right at his fucking face. They're the cartel. Tremendous. Because you know runs those things the cartel. That's why you see so many more He showed up with his dog. Then they sell the fruit. the way to fucking Reseda. and goes right to Encinita, and that's the end of the day.

2:42:36 They jumped the wall to stretch the muffler out. No. Yeah. Carlos decides that he will be one of his father's boys until he can. That's the people that sold maps to celebrity homes, right? And they're still out there. It's fucking craziness. A thousand podcasts. It changes the way you think of things. How much time how many times have we been on the road and we went to a diner afterwards and we were laughing literally until we were in tears, like falling down.

2:45:42 Exactly. We got more. Keeping it strong. The thing that the weed comes in, it breaks in your pocket. Like, what the fuck? It might be B.C. the good stuff yeah know your your podcast changing you joey you know it's you it's connecting you with uh those people You know, it keeps us in check, man. totally people don't have a chance to do that that often. They don't have to be accountable for their own thoughts.

2:48:46 I get 20 tweets that night. The doctor told my mother to stop drinking. You were saying doctors say do this. So much fun I love crazy white people Where do you draw the line? I like white people who bring a bottle of bourbon, but the most Leave it right there. Yeah, Malone. I want to have a drink. oh yeah he'd go oh he'd turn it over you're like I need a fucking cigar you know why I bet James

2:51:10 You want me to tell you something? You forget Joe Rogan. obviously you can't get over me how bad Steve McQueen was. Look at him. he's so smooth and he just for some reason or another. you gotta kick her once a day. Somewhere fine hair i'd wear my hair like that yes i would me too like that my hair's starting to fall i goes, what did you go see? Steve

2:53:59 Fuck, man. Jesus man Burt Reynolds... It's like when Sean Penn did that close range with whatever. he's really hitting her. Yeah, man. He was going to smack her a few times, but then he wanted her. You're not being scared. Oh my God. This woman's beautiful. You all-American son of a bitch. This is totally. Callate ya. This is a Mexican soap opera song.

2:56:57 Oh, my God. There was an actress. That shit hurts. Super weird. He showed me this. Burt Reynolds. Oh, that's hilarious. What is it? Sports car. It's got a good balance and something to go around corners quick with. Mustangs. They turn them into police cars. Really fucking crazy. Stop making excuses No And Frankie Edgar versus BJ Penn, too. Yeah. Yeah.

3:01:11 Yeah, yeah. And would pick people up in like, you know, limo buses. I don't even know what to do. It's insane. Isn't that like two and a half million bucks? Yeah, so much money. I think Floyd Mether has like six Why didn't he just give him a few cars? it's not like deception million dollars that's an incredible He's bought over 100 luxury cars from the same dealer and always pays in cash.

3:03:26 You can sell those. Oh, he's brilliant at it. He enjoys playing the villain role and enjoys flashing all the money. That's a word that I've never said. Koensegg? That's a ridiculous name. I'm in D.C. No, it's my dad's birthday. and I always fail to do so. Let me check real quick. So I think we are going to want to watch it. Con conor gregor is a magic person yeah like legitimately like to

3:06:13 man. Right, right. Who was the other white dude that was the great white hope that I think fought Larry Holmes in 82? No, Andrew Gulotta. Yeah, that's the guy I was talking about. Yeah, Chuck Wepner. And Muhammad Ali beat the shit out of him. What he could do as far as, like, movement, his ability to, like, move in and out and slide around. The way he would beat those guys,

3:08:23 You know, like I already know, You have no idea what that was. We've never seen but there's people I realize they're like, oh no He literally flew through the air and slam-dunked this ball. Can you put on the top 10 dunks by Julia serving? The best dunks of all time were done by him against the Lakers. That's superb. Look at this. Bro, I used to snort coke with Daryl Dawkins.

3:11:03 Three weeks before. Against the Portland Trailblazers. You're going to be this. like those soccer players This is the one I bet. I was there. How could I not bet that game? First of all, do you know basketball players throw away their sneakers after every game? He has some spectacular air time. 18 feet. Look at this shit. Yeah, yeah. It's a beautiful thing.

3:13:57 And he decided to lift weights. Yeah, because he went and got on. That's what I'm talking about. and they would be super successful. No, that's not the one. almost any era yeah I'll never forget can you find the video what's this Watch this. When we were in high school, he was in high school for a minute close to us. He's mind-fucking him directly through the ear oh and then slams that that's insane

3:16:58 than the regular dunk. Michael Irvin could jump four feet in the air. Odell Beckham is not that much bigger than you. Something, optimum performance. Him and the linebacker from Chicago. If you go back to baseball from the 1950s and then go to baseball in 2017, you're seeing better and better athletes. and all this strength and conditioning stuff, Just on that alone.

3:19:07 I did it. Yeah. So most people wouldn't consider it a bad thing. Old Sicilians are good with knives. They tell you, keep them at arm's distance. With old Sicilians, I've got it on my phone. Really? Give me some I get pumped up Thinking about my material like Italian music. about the words at all. that I can hear Yeah. You hear about that if you're writing about a certain thing,

3:22:20 it's a great fucking now he's the male yeah the male. Yeah. Now, look at his sister. If you scroll down, show him his sister. Let me just spit in the cup. us about this uh our first guy that came over from spain and then where he landed in like 17 20 everyone's like that's true some way or another i look at those diaz brothers And I go I got it this got we're both with all three of us retarded

3:24:30 And then Puerto Ricans have like a different kind of rhythm. them you know if they say something rude at the end, I'll say, like, have a nice day. Sometimes there's, like, a laugh. We were, like, 14. 14 and i go in spanish because me to speak Spanish to them why is that if they're here they're they're not appreciating that you're not letting them show you that they can speak English a lot of times.

3:26:27 let's just talk English I still insist on keeping it English Anybody can say those. and I didn't say nothing to him he never looked at my name he would just look at and I'll never disrespect you, you son of a bitch. Yeah, some people don't. You know, and I could go off in Spanish. And there was this bookie that hung out there. And he goes, I gotta go.

3:29:01 forget it. And then he would sit back and go In your daily fucking life They'll put you in jail Yeah, it was in Miami. For doing something on stage, like a sexual something. I'm not saying pull his dick out. Many of the nearly 12,000 youths said they found the bearded singer's exhibition disgusting, The clemency board in 2010 voted to pardon the singer.

3:32:27 Whoa. You're not allowed to do that back then. That was one of my best ones. What the fuck, Joey Diaz? Oh my God. Thank you to everybody listening. and the great Joey Coco Diaz. Heroin. I wish there was a show at the hall that we got the gas. Thank you.