Joe Rogan Experience #10003 — Brendan Schaub Transcript

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0:00 Five, four, three, two, one. What's up, dawg? all violence. Yeah, that's like It's not that I don't like it i at the upper echelons can get you in trouble. Because think about the other guys at 55. I love Gaethje. him, and he hasn't faced the top guys yet. Those don't count. He got lit up a little bit. an All-American wrestler from He doesn't want to take a step back, which can get you in trouble, I think.

3:27 Bet your ass they did. Holy because Barbosa is so goddamn fast. Cowboy cracked him with a jab, remember? Daniel Cormier said that he's got a new nutritionist, where he had to pull out. I mean, he's trying to drain too much water. Usually it has to do with weight cuttings, the kidneys. Is he out? He's all straight Viking, though. He's a scary guy. I feel like this card, though, has been kind of

6:33 I have skeptical hip eyes on that. It's actually a company that does it. Did Crow Cop kick it? did you see mitrione called out carwin for steroids no you haven't seen this talking He's got some just caveman bone structure. Man, how many fucking great guys have backs given out on in their prime? That's not happening. Not happening. They're saying no.

9:08 Doesn't that seem soon? And I'm hoping for a big fight announcement because I'm at the Wilbur the night before, sir. Not like that. When Paul Harris was a middleweight, he looked like Gleason Tebow looks when he's a lightweight. He's a fucking animal. Because, look, I don't know what the fuck they were doing over there, but I know the result. Those crazy Russian punches

11:15 well, we going off pre-snitch? who the golden snitch is, I like what he's doing. Except for, look at Overeem. Yeah, his loss to steep a wasn't that bad cuz he had steep ain't a lot of trouble Like, Overeem can win that fight. That is a lot of stoppage losses. Well, it's a number of things, right? It's one year. That could happen to anybody. That was the Uberim.

14:25 What a disaster. I'm out. What are you going to do? What there. Yeah, I'm out. Oh Jesus. What a does I'm out? What are you gonna do night, but then he figures it out though? I wonder if he would ever be, It was a small ring. for this and ask for that. It is what it is You want the fight or not, man? Right. So now you can't go back that way because you won't get out of the way of the shot

16:22 I think, yeah, for sure. Maybe not better for the sport, run when you have to, even Overeem is ranked Yeah, I think Verdum did win. I thought Verdum won the fight, too. on with Stipe. Why don't they have a So they just don't have an opponent for him. You can sell that. I'm fucking terrified I have not Oh, I have. to get on the same shit. He pulled it off.

20:07 But think about this. We got a real problem. Get the fuck out of here. I mean, if you see him in his last fight, pull up the last fight with him versus Mark Hunt. He was like this dime piece. Well, fit dad bod though. Because he has the best technique in the world. And what did they say about it? but if he doesn't man you his performances against guys that ruin in

22:42 or if he hits that guy, all right, then he is what he's worth. He's right there where he could get Francis. I want to see Francis wrestle. That's what his prime. Yeah. I don't think Stipe's at the end of his prime at all. I think Stipe's right in there. He's in the heat. And the way he hits. combinations on you with constant decent footwork. I don't think he's athletic

24:20 True. You don't even use protein powder. yesterday about uh bo jackson callen and i were going about bo jackson but there's certain Not even close. Yeah, I don't know either. But Francis scares the shit out of me when you watch him hit people it's boom you see And Francis is a naturally bigger man. There's no one better than the heavyweight division.

26:48 Yeah. Teixeira, I think. their career paths, stuff like that. problem it's true i don't but because in his previous fights and fights after that, he hasn't been using all of his tools. Right. him, and I'm just going to believe him just for the sake advantage for Aldo early in those rounds. and distance control and just not being spirit you're gonna have to kill him to get him out of there yeah man and he's just it's he's a

29:33 Yeah, a monster. Yeah. Did he just get in a brawl in a bar? Connor finds out the guys who beat up his friend are in this bar. Now, how much of that is true? much of it is speculation i'm not sure But then, again, I guess in Dublin, I don't know what to believe. He has $100 million. You've got to pay whatever you pay your manager. Nope. When you make money, if you're from Ireland, you make money in America, do you have to pay taxes in America?

32:51 So let's say- Now think about his endorsements. which is a persona of him, right? Yeah. and part of the act, that makes sense. I mean, they're not even saying private I think he's going to want a challenge. I think he's more about his legacy and what his you know his kind of foot mark in the sport is and i think he knows Conor? He should be able to do it.

36:13 A lot of fucking. Because have you seen the numbers on his fight with Bisping? we both agreed like there's a lot of fans that are fans now that don't have a fucking clue who he is But now they know even now i think you're um you're probably in the ballpark i think it's probably gonna be close to If Conor and Jamie fought, it'd be two million. Boy. 70 is not where Conor belongs, especially with the greatest welterweight of all time who can grapple his balls off.

38:41 I was like, what in the fuck? Yeah, he's way bigger than he used to be. It's only the size and reach advantage that Bisping had just didn't play in at all. The problem is he's in his prime. You've got Yoel, Jacare, all these monsters. That's true, which is such bullshit. What's bullshit about it? He's injured. Unless you wanted to have Yoel who just fought for the title and lost fight Bisping for the real title after he lost for the interim title.

41:00 Yeah, I'm not a hater. Correct. Was he the number one guy in the world at that time to fight for the weight title? My God. How about Bisping's He has one eye, man. a little more impressive to me. Well, it's a little more So it's like, you know, he's walked through the fire. Bisping says, I want to get that big payday. And what's interesting is you have the smaller guy being the champ right now.

43:28 It's not happening. Just the order. of a tough fight with GSP. there's no way that Bisping should be two if Kelvin just knocked him out. No, he just knocked him out. Kelvin beat him in a decisive, very clear, and dominating way. You're fucking crazy. Jock Ray's a bad matchup. David Branch hurt him. I think he had him hurt, anything can happen in that division

46:11 remember rockhold had a long ass layoff he's doing the modeling thing he did he wanted this Henzo Gracie blackmailed him. That's basically after how long off? very good at the ground, and he smashes them. You've got Robert Whitaker, Yoel Romero, Chris Weidman. But he might not be. Especially after he stuffed all the fucking takedowns from Yolo Romero with one knee.

47:59 But 55, 70, 85. I know, man. Good luck at 70. So he's just hoping. That's, I mean, it feels like the UFC should have some fucking power. We have tried to get this. Thank you to each and every one of you. It's odd Oh, I guess we end I will sink back And then I thought he was coming back out to try and fight. I mean, it's odd that he's healthy now and he can't get a fight.

50:43 If you're going to let O'Brien fight, how could you not let Shane Carwin fight He had that fight come up with that giant. I mean, not only that, you don't only have so many fucking heavyweights. We should have a league This is my face for that fight. But he's going to be phenomenal as a commentator, and I think he flies through Ozemir. DC's a monster.

52:47 He rumbled twice, beat Gustafson. Threw him up in the air. I'm an Ozdemir fan. Oh, for sure. He sat him down. They said that's one of the reasons why Oztemir's so good. And look, you want a valuable sparring partner. He doesn't like wrestling sweaty men. It's boring, right? He unquestionably has enough power to knock out any human being on the planet.

55:19 Yeah. Like in any fight with anybody, he could connect with a bomb and put your fucking lights out. You think he hits harder than Ngannou? Dude, Francis Rumble Johnson. He's ready to go. I'm right. My God. He's been through the fucking works. Yeah, that would be a fun fight. Rumble's in trouble if you get mount on him, man. Crazy. he might be better at heavyweight.

58:49 Yeah. He's there the best. Verdum in the hours before the fight. He kicked him. It was so easy for him. January? Yeah. How you feeling, bro? He did get leg kicked a few times. Yeah. Cejudo-Pettis. Yes. Look, man, this is the highest level of the game, for sure. You've got Lorenz Larkin. It's a bad idea. That's a crazy fight. Yeah, those guys are huge.

1:02:30 95 yeah he is that fight and Roy on the same, who's Fedor fighting first? Well, that whole tournament. Mitrione Roy Nelson, suspect. I want to be as far from the outskirts Mitrio and Roy the two guys who've never tested do your thing Scott you know I love you. That's a good point. Nobody. Dude, he's never failed a test. Nobody thinks you're clean. Nobody.

1:05:19 Look at the size of that dude. Who's been to the Mexican pharmacy He's jacked, Siddy. I love that movie. Oh, yeah. Let's go. I would say Bobby Lashley steamrolls that dude from Pro Meets Pro. But that's a real human. But can you bring more Bobby Lashley. Fucked. You're fucked. But that's a real human. You're out of your fucking mind. fun correct you know and we're

1:07:38 Well, I mean... Oh, my God. Go to Bob Sapp versus Noguera. Bobby Lashley's also 40. Look at the fucking size of him. He was 300 plus pounds with abs. So what happened to his neck? Savage. Remember that? He has his back. You forget how big of a... Oh, my God. Yeah, it's a bad idea to do that. Look at this. I'm from Russia. He was battered. Get your big ass down.

1:11:19 Let me see. His warrior heart that allowed him to get through getting spiked on his head like that What a crazy time those Pride days were. How badass is Hoist fucking Gracie? Jesus Christ. I have a friend that actually has an ultimate fighter with him, and he used to train with Bob and said towards the end of his career, he wouldn't barely train at all.

1:13:00 Dude, in Tokyo, he was on the fucking Wheaties box and stuff. He's like, I'm not signing. you're done damn i didn't know that yeah yeah and um i guess you know whether or not i don't know Especially right before. They just wanted you to say that you wanted to buy it. Very tight move. And then, here's the because a lot of the contracts were no good.

1:15:03 Yeah, yeah. The horrible fight. Caught him with a Kimura from his back. Sean McCorkle's a funny fucking guy. Him and Matt used to train together. Ridiculous. Oh, the Paul Felder-Charles Oliveira fight. i think it's going to hurt him. So he has a future in it for sure once he decides to retire. He's a phenomenal fighter. matchup. Never mad when Cooper fights.

1:17:44 He can't beat the best. Kind of like Eric Silva. Where there's so much promise and we thought there was going to be this and it just can't get over that hump. He had so much promise, he just couldn't get over that hump. He can't beat the best. Sensational. Very tough, and he's a young kid. His brother just lost again, though. he's ever faced in his career.

1:18:58 He was the one who fought Lando Venata. That's going to be a fun fight. Oh, you're fucking Gokhan's out of the fight. I'm not sure. He got nasty. He's a monster. He's a fucking savage. Savage kickboxer, man. That's going to be a fight. It's happening. Thank you. She's a politician. I mean, she got freckles and shit. She's pretty. She looks a real all-American girl. Like you look at Holly Holm, she's got freckles and shit.

1:20:20 What are we doing? That's how savage Holly Holm is. Yeah. Fan. But and put her to sleep. I'm a Misha Tate fan. Woo! Yeah. Because that's your headliner on there right now. Scary, but not physically scary. You talking about a zombie mom? But she's tough as fuck. gets up and she's got her She's tough as nails. She was going for it. Yeah, I mean, look at fucking Jermaine Durandamy.

1:22:36 I'm out. fuck this yes i love that cyborg fight though i do too but i wanted to see what numbers it does Well, I'm a fan of her talent. She really rocked Holly. I think the refereeing could have been better And then there was the two shots after the bell the action at the beginning of the fight but yeah. Donald kind of There's been some other ones in the past.

1:25:08 kick? There's a black guy and a white guy? Yes. Well, it's almost like that, that you see someone It's almost like See? but that shit is perfect. shoulder moves toward the left. Wonderboy's not going to show you that. You're not going to see that. But either way, it's just a perfect shot. Yeah. I know, right? A dude's getting married to a thing really early on, right?

1:27:56 What the fuck? Explode! Have you seen I don't get how he's mocking Woodley with sandals. but saying another thing why he won't fight Colby. Yes. I get it. Oh, so he's just trying to get it? Tyron Willey responds to claim Nate Diaz fight was never offered. Woodley said, why would I get in camp? weird. He has a good rapport There you go. I'm an attorney with UFC and and I'm interested to know.

1:30:55 To me, his career is a sad story. That fighting style is important, man. Those are world-class guys. I think if that same GSP showed up that fought Bisping, shows up to fight Askren, Askren He's my, if I had one wish to get a guy in the UFC that's never been in the UFC, he'd be the guy. But you know he called Dana like a fat bald steroid monkey and

1:32:40 And when a guy can do what Ben Askren's been able to do time and time again in his career to world-class fighters, Correct. Yeah, he's also an Olympian. We should start our own promotion. Freak Party Fighting Productions. Correct. Batshit crazy. He's out of his fucking mind. Ooh. Ortega's my boy. I'm in Buffalo December 9th one? Yeah. At the Wilbur Theater

1:35:56 We're gonna be there together I'm so excited, man. See you guys.