Joe Rogan Experience #10007 — Brendan Schaub & Bryan Callen Transcript

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0:00 Man, that PRP, plate limber plasma with stem cells is the shit. Spectacular. Nope, did not. And they don't get it right It'll make the flu you get less. Who gives flu shots? But I don't think it's. Yeah. They found that North Korean soldier that defected. Oh, yeah, because the first guy they found, like, crazy parasites and little kernels of corn in his thing.

2:06 Yeah, communism is the best. I dove deep into it. You need someone to keep the ones that are getting... Yeah, we're talking about an Ikea. What's the last good thing Russia made? They were the first guy to put a guy into orbit, So they have lights on him, these dumb fucks. The Russians bummed me out because Russia- They're all doing steroids. Everybody doing them.

4:26 but the people that take medals away, They go back and forth in between each other. not representing a country. They're coming out all over the place. And when there's a disproportionate amount of gold medals that are being won in your home country, Brandon is the national sport Nobody's been caught Well when I was talking to First team all snitch.

6:48 coming out of Jamaica I know a woman But she was training to be a triathlete. I said, we've we gotta start talking about he's like, God, that's so disappointing. It's just this weird three-card Monty game of hiding your dirty piss. it's really exciting to see them do that. Are we going to police this? It just doesn't have kicks or punches. And the only time it's fun was when someone hits that ball.

9:48 Simply too many games. If you're But it's weird with MLB As good of a product But I think a combination. I think the skill level's going up talented guys of all time, if not So exceptional in his physical abilities, but the choices he makes He'd be all good. has irreparable consequences on the decision-making ability the person who He's a bit of a wild guy.

12:44 Take a little bump here of this. And Francis gets part of that. Maybe he doesn't want that. Sir, bro. We don't need the rush. He's just so and goes, you're heavyweight champion of the world. Take a little bump here of this. I love when this is here. Stipe's beaten Junior Dos Santos by knockout. physical undeniable He just puts that fucking forehead in the middle of his chest.

14:06 He ran straight out, and then when he gets flipped around, he's like, oh, shit. Yeah. If he keeps improving and keeps working at the rate he is, he's a big guy. He's getting better. Look at the Juco National Champs who fight in the UFC. Yeah. that never wind up going to big colleges 32? So Ngannou's 31. a Czech Congo with braids and I want to apologize

16:08 And I was around the fighters and all that. He can have the hot dog. And he has the style to do it, though. Overeem. I think Overeem was- But watch how fast it goes. There's a clip of it. It was a weird- Yeah, let'm one of the greatest strikers in the heavyweight division of all time. Fuck it. But watch how fast it goes. Kick you! He said that? That's like a Bone Crusher Smith shovel hook.

18:21 Yeah. And all he does is train, man. In terms of recovery, in terms of strength and conditioning equipment. Well, Vinny Magalhaes, I know, is working with him in terms of his jiu-jitsu, but his Well, Stipe's like, hey, man, I want those. No, I get that. I don't know about that, man. See, that's why we get along. She's stunning. That was a commercial. I think they were both models, and that was a commercial. They's definitely not ugly. She's very pretty. But first of all, why is she wearing makeup while she's fighting? Yeah.

20:12 by a bunch of millennials Yeah. Hey, keep this going, Jamie. And, you know, by all accounts, a very nice person. She's pretty. you know, I met her at that thing. She was the Pat Berry, yeah. when she was fighting Paige Van Zandt? She went, It's kind of like a G.I. Jane. With that upper right hand corner with the red shirt on there, Jamie. Get her a Calvin Klein contract, for God's sake.

22:46 Well, first of all, Horry and Gracie, Art Davies, the original guys, Bob Meyerowitz. You're talking about the 15-year-olds. Like, we know it's an incredible sport to watch. They produced the Ultimate Fighter. Fuck this. like laid back Lorenzo. He really wasn't into that stuff. Hell yeah, I wanted to see it. You don't think it's step back? time, arguably.

25:55 But I think if you look at the lay of the land now, Lorenzo wouldn't have done it. I agree with Brennan on that. I disagree. When do they matter? are in the entertainment business. wasn't one of the wildest fight cards So I think everybody knew that ultimately... He didn't train any grappling. He got just completely smushed by Randy Couture. You can't say he's lost a step. You look at him against

28:21 Okay, you can hit me. That's not what we're about. You've got to make some sort of agreement with that person. Right. But at the same time, you're not going to see him fight these monsters like Tony. going to do that, because we really don't know. He can't say that. Yes. If he's in a session, he talks shit to each other back and forth on Instagram. Where are you going to see him train? What I'm saying is, has he even mentioned fighting Tony Ferguson? Yes!

30:42 that bad of a matchup for Conor. I used to be like, god, it's a motherfuckers off his back. He is you up like a fucking mummy and submit you. Fuck this noise He's tired. But he also is ridiculous conditioning. That is such an advantage in a five-round fight. He mats up floors. Ask Eddie Alvarez. Khabib, it's almost a round table because Khabib versus Tony, hell of a fight.

33:09 We're gonna know In the 155 pound division Anti-wrestling Will kick you in the fucking face. It's fucking hard. 205 when he trains. Well, he gets Because I was talking about Conor and Khabib. He was like, oh, you're fighting at 70? Enjoy that motherfucker at 70. Whether you're talking about Dave Schultz or whether you're talking about, you know, DC's the same way.

35:21 I think the national sport might be wrestling. They look at Khabib, his wrestling's like this, but his striking's like this. Two reasons. But who knows if he can when your body does not want to do that anymore you run into serious problems cutting weight since he was a kid. to make this safe and he was a he's a martial artist lifelong martial artist himself and he competed

37:30 That's why Khabib's just going to get the title and dip out to 70. Yeah, enjoy it. Well, he wants to put on a show. He's a high level striker. In the cage after the fight, he said his thumbs were pretty fucked up because he was talking He's catching foreheads. right yeah i even said thank you jesus too i i screenshotted to you like holy shit it's going

39:10 a quality boxer, I said, just enough. no but also to that point billy joe saunders was like eubanks jr what and then beat the breaks Here we go. He's a gypsy, but he's from the UK. I was like, I don't like gypsy. You're a fucking monster. And Billy Joe Saunders-Lemieux, I mean, Billy Joe Saunders versus Canelo. I hope so. Does the world? But he's been a guy that people have watched a lot. Not really. That's true. But see, Billy Joe, this was his first fight in America. All of his fights have been in Europe. But he's been a guy that people have watched a lot

42:21 Jim Lampley was like, well, if he's this far ahead, Stay in your fucking lane. in the history and you could wind up losing Lemieux, the Canelo, Triple G fight's gone if you lose that fight. He's fighting a smart thing. Biggest fight of your life in boxing. You lose that fight, everything's shot. The Canelo, Triple G fight's gone if you lose that fight.

43:22 He throws punches, and then he's like, whoops, not here anymore, dude. you're like, yeah, he looks alright. But then when he, He's big and he's so fucking smart, man. artist. It's really fun watching him. So they're like Batman and Robin. If you go over to London, they told me not to say that. good 170 for Cerrone because That's a fight night? That's really close.

45:34 And it's a fight night, so it's not pay-per-view. Yeah, Lineker got hurt. And then five pounds. I'll give you five pounds. The team said Didn't get touched. Maybe. like Michael Bisping got when he stepped with George St. Pierre Did Gagastan His last fight? That's crazy. Jamie cannot be fast enough here. He's pretty good. What? Anders. Eric Anders. Jamie's an athlete.

49:15 He's in there all day zone. We're talking about you could get Jamie to do that all day, bro Look at that. Look at that swish. were always the scariest guys to play pool with. I mean, I saw that three points, those shots you're making. Oh, Vivian Villarreal. In pool? You say that, but if you play pool, you would. I did a movie with a guy who was just,

51:22 He goes, of course. I of course I went oh well it's a hole, they're strategic. It sounds like he I don't know. We got silly here. We all can't go. Shut the fuck up. Who does power lifting? That might be exaggerating a little bit. People are writing books on how to deal with the second smart machine age. That is it. You don't want a big corporation to be able to step in and say someone can or can't have their program on AT&T or Verizon?

55:01 That's one thing. Like if you're in a certain town, like you can only get this kind of company Then it becomes a real issue. But my feeling is that we'll find out very quickly They don't have access to all the options. I'm going over all the data and information, but I just wanted to get people's temperature. Yeah. But the other question is, though, does the market decide that?

57:55 To compete with the big dogs? I do too, but I do believe that it's entirely possible that large corporations could have too. I see both sides of it. I see this side too. There's another dark side of the marketplace What is that? I'm already intrigued. That's a classic example. See if you can find it. What is that? And that's a tragedy. One of the most respected-

59:54 There you go. cynical as a lot of people but as i get older and i see how irresponsible a lot of the news is how They're dealing with what gets a response and what gets clicks. Hold on. He told supporters a month before the Christmas did a lot of tweets about happy holidays You can't say Nazis. He's being a weasel. You just understand this. drink water like this i gotta talk to you i gotta hold on hold on guys

1:03:11 Series of quotes from him from back in the day saying, why would you drink Diet Coke? He just doesn't give a fuck. You didn't hear a goddamn peep about it. I read that. An arrest man suspected of plotting ISIS started to like ISIS posts on Have our flag on your truck as you pull up. And even if he's in some sort of a squabble with one aspect of the FBI, you have to recognize that they did

1:05:20 nationalists and Nazis, that That's silly. point of journalism. They were the fourth estate. Anybody can be a hashtag journalist. There's a lot of fucking fake... Yeah. Because, by the way, in that split second, I was trying to kick my dog, who I love very much, in the ribs. Yeah. It's true. or you make a mistake. everybody's fucked up. Like my buddy, my buddy... You. There are a lot of examples where everybody's fucking up.

1:07:58 He'll just follow the person. in one aspect of their life that they're just you were cheating on your wife. and beyond. Kennedy made her suck his dick and suck her friend's dick. They could have been discredited and cut out at the knees depending on when that activity was exposed. And then seeing all these flaws That's not realistic. I know I fuck up.

1:10:23 of what it means to be a human being. Yeah, held to the higher standard. a more nuanced point of view I just hope things. Why do you have to be one thing or another? You gotta have doing was essentially he was not just that he was he was like that was part of I think he's an outlier. I'm not saying always. It doesn't bother me. You have to have due process.

1:13:40 He's a guy like his entire career. accepts it. They stay friends and then she I think Al, I don't think he's a bad guy. Hey, you fucking guys. There needs to be a national narrative on where the line is, too. You're 100% right, Mob mentality. I'm almost too gay with it, but she had this coats. I saw hers and then Isn't that fucked up, though, that you can't do that?

1:16:05 Beautiful and I go you are you are fucking your yeah Because if I was my sister, without being fucking complimented on it? Like, fuck, that's the world we're living in, man. looks in the office place? Can't she There's a reality of the way women are allowed to dress both on television and in real life in office situations where they expose enormous swaths of skin, which men are not.

1:18:05 the town. Woo! Yeah. Isn't there also a truth to how men naturally of a woman who's giving you the news? She's a serious Ridiculous. Short hair now, which I You're okay. What's the issue? I'm sure. like, damn, you look really good today. But don't a lot of people get married in the workplace? Oh, well, they have a bunch of people who are really unhappy.

1:21:02 And I also know a lot where the writer would hook up We want a higher authority, America's going to be fucking happy. He's got to get consent every time. It's tyrannical. Because there are psychotics. Right, but it's not just psychos. Rapists in jail have to be protected from the other inmates. They would call it a skin beef. women don't report rape

1:23:34 with it. They're humans, but you can't tailor everything towards those few negative apples. of humanity. I just don't If you bring up your nephew one more fucking time. Jesus Christ. this they don't want to fucking hear for here either well neither do i really people are trying I'm just kidding, by the way. Super. Did it work or did it turn him on?

1:25:57 think it's funny and then they try to take it to the next level to show you how crazy If he tried anything, he just whoop his ass where women don't have that option. Whereas they don't have that option at all. I didn't then. It's a terrible feeling. about nannies and the molest kids. It makes me sick. It would be so, so tough. That? And that created this, every parent, your biggest fear.

1:28:28 you know, now people say, remember when we used a bullet once when I was about 8 years old and again when I was about 13. And the librarian started yelling out, Joseph, you get away from him. sit down and talk to us, seemed like a super nice guy. So what did you do? If he didn't grab your arms first. But it was enough to know that those things are real and they're out there.

1:30:47 I was having sex with him His mother said, you did nothing wrong. Like later on. You might've known, I think I've told you a little bit about him. behavior and one of the things that jordan peterson has said that i think is incredibly important on so many different factors that you have no control over and they influence you to such a Back in the day when somebody had an epileptic seizure, you were thought to have been possessed by a demon.

1:33:56 for cowardice because they were being cowards. They weren't. And you could see their bodies It's not their thing. and, you know, obviously the psychological trauma of it all, first of all, the military, I want to be a man, we are, are capable of incredible kindness and in beautiful construction. not going to get past the jaguars you're not going to get past the the invading tribes you're not

1:37:03 it puts me in a state of stress and that would be violence. And so Jordan said, fine, let's extrapolate for a second. breath could melt paint. with a different idea, a different point of view that shatters those walls. And man, you don't like it. And it's not by chance these are the same people that support Marxist ideologies. They don't want competition. And it's not by chance these are the same people

1:38:39 they really are and their actual capabilities. You can point out very specific things that they say, things that they talk about. that the way they communicate, that they're on the same team. they're so uniform. I don't mean to be negative. See if you could just find that guy saying to jordan peterson it was because there's no biological You'd be tried for hate speech.

1:40:57 and they'd ask you questions and stuff. At least with on high religions, they're rather fixed. I'd be happy to unpack that for you. you. There's a bunch of other people that are delusional going to support it. So many people are going to reject it. Yeah. But in the interest of time, I won't. the way that research has been framed, the histories of systemic...

1:43:57 Let's kill this before I throw up. I think that's a man on a female that's on male hormones. and she was on the podcast. No. I mean they didn't have to do it as much or often get it get to him get to him that seem larger to the hazing exactly and they'll be less likely to stick around and raise their I don't see a naked picture, so let me see the girl version.

1:45:47 That hand right there? Wait, but like, I feel like. I feel like I'm a woman, and they would have been included. over and over and over again the brother of Brett Weinstein Who puts up with that, though? They're teaching this, and people are afraid to correct them. Dysphoria, sorry. Wouldn't you have a child through hormonal blockers. Let this child develop.

1:48:07 anything just wait until you're 25 they were born Three is crazy. It becomes a thing. She was in that John Wick 2 movie. trans, uh, I heard that after they have the surgery, it doesn't have anything to do with whether or not they have had surgery or not have surgery. I was going to ask you that. I heard that after they have the surgery, it doesn't actually put a dent in that.

1:50:28 possible too? Is it possible that we go on TV and say something man, it's just like can we just let people write it's all white women You're saying, is this an anti-male message? I think it started in the women's studies department or at least the literature departments of Yale University. I don't fucking want to be, you know, How about, what about black women who come from really poor and violent areas versus black women who come from a better area?

1:53:06 So at the top, sorry, buddy. convention center, they started breaking up. They started breaking up. Oh, they were breaking up. And then the midgets were over there. The problem with that movement is as you keep extrapolating, you get to what's called the individual. Everybody is a white dude. My buddy, Dave Otley has a spine like this and he's, he's going to die

1:54:56 You actually don't know anything about what they've gone through. They're more impressed. No, no, no. It becomes a form of madness. Yeah, it's a weird thing, man. Fuck yes. You might be right in some ways. kid with some lady who hates them. That's really deserves it. You don't do colleges jammed in together in this group And there's also people that are doing it

1:58:09 And he's like, hold on, you're a white woman it's not relevant you you you can relate to that person not relate but the fact that you can stop They don't really believe in what they're saying. It's not thought. Well, she's going to do that You're not supposed to talk about people being overweight. Yeah. How much of your life is, you're a beautiful man.

2:00:35 i don't like it either but the reality about human bodies and ronda patrick was talking about this But was Rhonda Patrick saying that obesity is passed down? Like Al Roker's fine. And it's weird to watch because it's like, well, I see where this is going. Sometimes when they're happy and they're fat, though, I appreciate it. He's like, I didn't think that this was going to literally change my genes that I pass on

2:03:22 Because you get a master. That's going to punish you, man. So what is stopping you? How do I get out of my own way? Exactly. This is my problem with the side. going to suppress behavior. It's not going to change behavior. You need to figure out a way, Yeah. who don't want to do shit you got to push them away. woe is me you get to see the the real thoughts that they have and then backed up by information from people

2:07:25 because i don't i don't have a drinking problem but knowing that i can't drink it's like inhibiting I learned a lot from this about having things that you have to do. Those two things are gigantic. Hold on, man. They just eat too much or they eat a lot of pizza or something like that. You know, have something that you have joy in, That's a weird example, baby.

2:09:18 It goes back to also the idea that- Or you're a professional. Lance Armstrong. especially to maintain it as a champion, you're You're going to suffer. You have to find the balancing act or you won't be like happy. Dude, if you're a comic, you're trying to do stand-up, you've got to watch Richard Jennings. He's in there, and most people don't even know who he is.

2:11:57 But what he didn't realize along the way was, well, this was the thing back in those days, Wow. But the community of comics is so tight and so welcoming now. Everybody was all for themselves. only with them. And that was what the standard move was. everybody trying to get a network show, Fewer slots. in anything that I do that other So I think that that led people to be like much more scarcity minded, much more famine thinking.

2:14:44 It's called The Culture Code. He wrote The Talent Code too. He studied on your podcast, Dan Coyle. Did you send me that? Is that the one you sent me? It's called the Culture Code. i think they went to monaco same thing stole like 50 million dollars worth of animals and stuff They're clearly Serbian Crow Out Special Forces guys, right? Right. They've got to be a military unit.

2:16:45 There was no mastermind. And they but they were all close and they would get together and they would plan these. um, And Oh fuck. Bring up Dave Cooper for a second. With his eyes. But he would send to these guys, and when they would come up with ideas, very democratic. All that matters is I want results. Oh, okay. Yeah, but he also makes amazing players in how they work together.

2:19:57 You've got to think that a guy who's in the NFL, say, for his first year, They're all going to get better. Instead of like a Cleveland or a Miami, you just put all these superstars together, Houston or OKC. Yeah. Might be one last thing. I'm not going to say my thing. They're too distracted. So I'm like, well, what is it? Yes and no, though, Joe. shit load of study on that like there's a huge body of study on how what conditions are the most

2:24:03 But there has to be competition, too. Yeah, I agree. you're just not as good. Depends on the person. in this and let's figure out a way to get the fuck out of this right because the real killers I see you guys interacting with your fans. And I think that that fucking huh you take a break oh i want to talk about Cyborg Holly when you get back in Brian. You take a fucking, you take a break.

2:27:02 I do the same thing with you. We're doing what we want to do. Yeah, be responsive to the evidence. You're done, and just keep doing your old thing. Hey, man, sorry. A little out of line there. You're not a fucking Road Dogg, bro. than you? I was going to get to that. was gonna get to that seems weird now that you ruined my christmas This is a real issue.

2:29:17 I went to Dublin, Australia. I don't like when I say No I don't call you sensei Correct Why don't you guys pump him up all the time? And I think that's one of the things that holds a lot of comedians back. You call me a road dog, all right, B? Oh, no. but then you and Delia and that makes him uncomfortable. You're not his biggest supporter. I'm 100% positive.

2:31:37 Let me ask you this. Do you ever open up for Brendan when you did your We can get one of the If I really needed to. the show i just learned that so i bring someone on the road my gym's like hold on you're just no, Like some guys, He was 100,000 years old. this family-friendly humor to all Fuck. process and objectivity. Did he die? That'll break. Yeah, exactly.

2:34:18 But don't you think this is a part of what we in some way and i was like no never met one never met one it might be possible i've never seen it i I mean, you might every now and then get a really funny guy who comes out of that. Just almost. It's like this one area of darkness. was a motherfucking Matt Brown fight. They open up the cage door done it at that level.

2:36:50 Not explosive. Yeah, it was she says something about Harvey Weinstein. That's to your point. What'd she say? So she said He retired, though, huh? It's tough. If you're thinking about it, do goes, I was thinking of retiring, but now I'm not sure. Then he gets that one win. It's tough. Right? If it's in movement, right? If it's in the and doing something in the

2:38:57 I think they're thinking on the ground you have more control of the opponent. While you're throwing, they're also adjusting, they're going for underhooks, they're shrimping, in the evolution of fighting. There's a transition in Taekwondo I always liked it better Watch this. But there's a rubber band that goes across my forehead. That's a yarmulke, bro. A rubber band

2:40:53 That was at the And I wanted all the other guys yeah that's a good back like it was just another day yeah and then it was what I do head things were And when the dude's head hit the mat, it cut him open. When you go to practice and you're going to spar, somebody was going to get kicked in It's definitely better than nothing, but getting kicked in the ass.

2:42:38 Well, he's definitely one of the top coaches over there. He just goes, hey, check my dick. That fucking roar is real, man. Yeah, he died for a bit. very skillful no doubt about it what is his great timing was his uh muay thai was everything his That's no disrespect. I'm not throwing shade at Matt Brown. so so if you're either making the nfl or the nba you know there's a lot to the game of course but

2:44:58 example, actually. But Nick Diaz. It was before the Rafael Dos Anjos fight. Nate got stopped by Josh Thompson, never went unconscious. Jeremy... He TKO'd him. Best of the best. Or Mighty Mouse. and that is a lot of what athleticism is. I think Conor's an outlier, too, the way he can go backwards in his reaction time. him. Did he stop him or beat I'd like to see Darren Till fight with Rockwell.

2:47:39 Luke's so big. And just being tough isn't going to get you in the top 10 anymore. What do you think of that Lima fight? That's coming up. Get your DVRs ready, folks. But the way she beat Holly was so fucking spectacular. Holly was also beating Misha in that fight before Misha came back. Misha could never even hold a candle to, But that Misha, right, her whole thing is grappling.

2:50:00 So did Ronda. And the way she did it was like, yikes. She's throwing hammers at you. Her last fight, Tanya Evans, she went, you know what? Step back. She's so strong. And she's a naturally larger woman. I know she did very well in some high-level competition. She goes, all right, on the feet, this is getting a little tricky. to cut so much weight. like Gina Carano,

2:52:28 You know, it's like, I think for a lot of fighters. She headkicked Jermaine Durandamy, who's a multiple-time world Muay Thai champion. yeah she does yeah we won't we really know because because Holly has dropped people and she does have sharp punches and and she's so aggressive. Did you Yeah. No, she's up to, because you realize, She's this really tall woman from Holland who's got outstanding technique.

2:54:37 Yeah. And she's so good. She is. She's so good, man. She's getting tagged. Oh, that's pretty. Let her kick you. She wasn't going to win, but she fucking did work. She's a fucking warrior. fighting's at, it's such a high That's a good point. You going to throw up? No, I'm not sick. Don't do that. This fight is important, man. Yeah. Holly might be... Is she going to go?

2:59:08 He's going to throw up, man. Yeah. That's a tiny garbage can. You know what I ate last night, dude? I'm gonna need a little game meat. That is the best part. Greedy bitch. Pretty much. Honestly, the reality is rifle is more, it's more effective. the rut when they're breeding the idea is that it's easy to find them they're all they're all and you have to fight off the fact that there's like,

3:02:02 A little green under the gills, boys. I wish it was that. Well, I had a latte with an extra shot on the way here. Did you go crazy for Christmas? I've been super strict. I'm sorry. Yeah. and arowan and if i'll look at people and i try to i try to spot the vegans and this is so mean You can do it right. measurable. People do it and they find People get there all the time.

3:04:43 I'm not saying it's for everyone. and those whole wheat things and all the things he talks about. Depending on what you eat. What do you mean low carb? then i'll start craving it i'll start like craving carbs whereas i can tell i mean i have tested You can, but you can't eat too much like sweet potato most of your diet free of that shit, you'll just feel better.

3:07:34 That's a big one as post workout like how many people work out like you did when you were fighting how many fucking human beings? you're doing anything that's super difficult and you're working out twice in a day, man, you're going to be hungry all the time. Back to the keto diet. My breath smells like fucking throw up. You're burning so many calories

3:09:16 I'm like I'm like You can get it through high quality foods even still. Sorry, Lance, if I'm off on this. Might be. It's easy. Yeah. Brazil nuts. Throw that big stupid nut. I feel like we call it something else. Big, stupid nut. you'll develop more and more of a reaction with less so i would notice that all of a sudden allergy? I have. out there that are suffering from chronic Lyme.

3:13:37 Lyme disease from the vaccination. Some people catch it too late, and it's chronic. that killed Bernie Mac. They thought 10 years ago. He's walking around. right? the thing that turns your lungs to sand or to, And he goes, dude, I made peace with my death so fucking long ago that if I'm going to go like this, everybody's laughing. they give you 9 months

3:15:45 way but he went through some shit the way he handled that was amazing to this day he's still I was like, I can't believe how shitty I feel. It drains you so bad. They're like, yeah, he won that fight and he was on an antibiotic. No way. Holy shit. You could see that Kevin Lee had staff on him. 100%. You could see Bouchesha on antibiotics. Nuts. Holy shit.

3:17:35 I go, does that look like staph? There's no way that could be anything else. His coach committed suicide. Yeah. Fuck. you know, that's a great argument for, like, chemical issues versus, like, that we would think would, you know, you'd consider to be something No. That's a rational decision. Is it, you know, is it just an issue with some sort of a disorder where there's something that's not producing the right amount of chemicals?

3:20:59 the lottery and all this stuff they just go back to their serotonin levels being at four or whatever He does. I'm just here. Well, Doug Davidoff has the greatest joke about that. He goes, you ever want to kill somebody, but it's a factor fully artistic, before he did it and he was slurring his words, and they Oh, he was? Yeah, it's a fucking bummer, man.

3:23:48 And I watched this lady the other day And she just lays on her horn. that all of us have been guilty of doing And this woman, older woman with a very old, like an old matronly, like you used to be gave me the hardest middle finger oh my god and i went are you kidding me and she goes i'm calling How to fight He's probably terrified Looking at him terrible mistake where i could say oh yeah i think i could just fuck this guy up. Let me pull his car over and teach this asshole a lesson.

3:26:39 There's no upside. instances where you want to go in a lane someone doesn't want to let you they speed up and they're to harbor those thoughts 20 years later. That's how dumb those instances You'll hold on to some of those dumb thoughts and this guy behind me, man? I'm gonna beat up this dad. And you just watch them and you go like, this could be nothing or it could be your life.

3:28:33 man what are you gonna do you're gonna cut you got a guy you're gonna fight me what the fuck So I went right. I gotta go. But the problem is it's a someone probably was texting before me and he he's just taking his anger out on me i'm just He's pretending he's going to kick your ass. So he's probably like, fuck this guy. And one of the reasons why it occurs so often is not just a separation by barriers between you and the other person so you don't have social cues.

3:30:55 You cut me off. And everybody's been guilty of it. Bad idea. First of all, this guy- It's all it is. He was never planning on smashing you. And he fucked the shit out of his wife. I conquered. As you were walking down the hall to the other test, Opposed to what they call the dignity culture Yeah, I like that. But, but, but it was, it was from honor cultures and the Scots Irish who settled where the Appalachians, the, the, the Hatfields and the McCoys.

3:34:15 See, because when you're a herder and somebody steals your sheep, you will not survive the winter. but some of these guys who actually did the primary research on that He's faking. He's bluff charging. He's a phenomenal guy. I had to go around the block. My dad has, too. But it's self-defense, Brandon. I hope not. It's not a good look. It can be avoided.

3:36:53 The tough guys don't yell like that. If you're a bunch of gun handlers squeeze of a trigger and aim with your arms. And then there's some weird drunk guy who comes up to me after the Marines left. It just fluid. We'll just throw that away. a bunch of puke coming out of Brendan Schaub's mouth. January 12th. January 12th 27th Sold out! I love you. This Friday night, I'm at the Mirage in Las Vegas with the great and powerful Ian Edwards.

3:39:21 Good way to end.