Joe Rogan Experience #10039 — Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone Transcript

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0:00 Yes, sir It's been a while I haven't even eaten breakfast. How much do you weigh now? Well, because he says I'm getting old and older. There you go. training center testing um uh i wanted to say joe silva walked in but then that's not right That's fine. Let's do this. or you were at least thinking about it. So it was kind of a weird time for everything, but it was wild, wild, wild shit.

3:22 Yeah, easily. So like with actually Jackson, Jackson, I'm like there. And when he was down there, part of the action, Frank Lester, who's helping him with his pads, I said, I don't think that it's okay for him to come in and call me out. I thought about it. When I used to work out – we're just getting into this, I guess, huh? Back when you're on the tap out show.

5:54 I. People forgot. Leonard's still wild as do whatever I met. this is what a real gym is like this is what and they all accepted me it was like i was like in the me he sat me down after about i don't know a couple weeks of being there he said man i want heartbreaking to me, You know, it wasn't for, for back when Greg had it and it was its own school, you couldn't turn up to a pro class.

8:36 And that would never happen back in the day. is outlandish. there new guys will come in and it's literally a fight it is a fight it's there's no there's no So it's just – it's asinine to me, man, what they turn that place into. It's Wink, Jackson Wink, right? the gym you see everything he does and then you're gonna come and you're gonna train me not to

11:17 small dumb things that i do and tendencies that they've seen over over the year or 10 yeah right and you got to work that out. The new guy who just came in, like I said, nothing against Perry. And I just said hey frank was It's the same thing for you, for me, for John, Sam. about a puppy mill when someone has a dog and they just fucking breed it and sell puppies and

13:49 And I'm not, I'm no longer just a soldier. and I love them to death. But I need someone to be like you know what you Yeah. It's not you at your optimum. and they're coaching the class the our rest wrestling coach of Jackson Wink, the greatest school in the fucking world, Is he a good coach? No, he's terrible. he's fucking god-awful terrible he watches videos on youtube

16:07 So do you think that people just get burnt out on doing things the right way? I had the answer for that. But you should have an infrastructure set in place that takes – especially if you're the greatest at one time, right? nolans of new mexico do you like living out there i do i love it I fucking love it. So I sold my house. I moved here. Are you talking to one right now?

17:55 You can run into some elk. It's very, very rare. There was a mass extinction of giant land mammals somewhere around 12,000 years ago in North America. Did you want another chew? Like a man. fanatic man i love oh man i love birds how many acres you got 40 acres oh wow that's nice him, my grandma drove and he walked up to the lady and bust it out and bring it out every one time a while. And there's some cool, cool little things. Are you good at it?

21:35 How do you keep the shit you keep drinking on top and said well you need to like are you attacking them logically or are you out of anger which two or three camps ago where i've trained greg maybe one What he's done with Holly and a lot of other people. Yeah. I would have to bring it up when they were here and then I wouldn't get a full representation

24:18 Mine's just in a little ball right here I don't know Now you got to open another beer and wrench it. That way you're not sick again. I missed you. And now they have dorms. They're on their path. He has his own gym now. husband built a badass little gym all on it all sponsored by on it fucking really yes bitching And, you know, I think one of the things that happens with people,

26:41 And you see a guy like Mike Perry who, you know, is a potential big star. to go into the middle of the ring and we're going to fucking fight. So I got nothing, like I said, nothing but him or Frank. wrestling guys and striking it wasn't it would mean it had nothing to do with he's a bad coach i lost my fight i'm worked his way all the way up to the city.

28:59 this is a lot of places we gotta have aids like that that's how it used to be a lot of places I don't play shit. Yeah. I do. Monster got me some badass bags, man. Yeah. Gaston Bolanos, it was his idea. We're doing nature, bro. Right? I, uh, You just core strength everything about it. It's so hard. Eddie called me up. do, I can't even control them. B-Boy Pocket Kim.

32:47 There's a bunch of these guys now. That is crazy. He's the freak of all freaks. Yeah. Are not just solely one discipline, right? And you're looking at him like, Now they're seeing it in Korea. They're seeing it in japan they don't have to travel and today but um well that's why you're cowboy yeah Yeah. That's why you're who you are. super new mood.

35:17 Um, Let's, So you speaking about DMT. I did alcohol. Oh, you did booze. Budweiser's a fantastic drug. That's what I like. You know what a bottle of Budweiser does. They got that limit in Utah. Yep. So, no drugs. some probiotics. your brain works, where your immune system functions. Well, they exist on the substrate that's in those capsules. Drugs. We smoked tobacco out by the fire.

38:46 And I'm scared to death because I've never done anything. That's your, He knows what the fuck he's doing. doing it the right way. You say it looks like it legitimately doing it the right way. I have a well. say oh you hit it until you can't anymore and he starts getting wavy and then i just the pipe like super white, and then, and then I don't know if it's me, but I answer back to myself, right?

42:29 Now the pipe comes around again. I fall to my left side and I'm tipped over. Well, I sit back up because you're still there, back more something I gotta move like and I just get my hand to crawl through it and it would Well, it's one of those things where it lets you know that all your ideas about what drugs are are out the window. And it seems more vivid than reality.

45:14 yeah you're i mean it's like the most the realest dream you've ever seen You go to heaven. It's all happiness, friends, experiences, life, camaraderie. It doesn't take much to get me caught up. Maybe you wouldn't be the guy that takes those fights on short notice and goes, fuck it. adrenaline yeah yeah you got adrenaline man yeah and uh the things that people are scared of

48:07 I watched that Their fucking plane fixed I'll fly out You have to kill them. because it's an island it's an island filled with deer and there's no wolves and there's no I'm one of them. Because they are. Me, I'm picking the bitches up. I went to an ashram once, and the lady had ant spray out. This is a Buddhist ashram, and you are spraying ant spray.

51:10 It's heavy Microbiome on your body it's no no ifs ands or buts every i mean it's just a matter of what and the other problem is It excretes some sort of a chemical. What you talk about us becoming who we are today yeah from super primates to to right and i think now you are weaker you you get a participation ribbon there's no more competition and there's

53:47 so i i can't i'm so excited to to join this new new journey of parenthood parenthood it's so crazy at me he goes whatever happened to like getting hurt whatever happened to like falling down And the fact that they're so vulnerable is what's leading them to lash out and try to hurt other people because they're so easy to hurt. it seems like it would be because they're just they're trying to hurt you they're trying to like get you but then eventually it comes back and gets

56:26 But I haven't experienced it yet. He's a rotten son of a bitch. And he flexes them out. just sit there and stare at him finds him again and just has a staring contest Are we out of beers? I think for sure that some of your personality is going to be transferred through your DNA, we're dirt biking we're wakeboarding we're fucking scuba diving we're every crazy thing i do

58:59 name is dax and my name is donald anthony serrani so his name is d-A-C, my initials, and then S-O-N, so he's my son. know defending his sisters or doing whatever he has to do i'm with him yeah get you some boy You could talk in voice, and you could call this and do it. Right? your life to these fucking things. A lot of it. releases on the bow. and decide what I want to do.

1:01:38 yeah right yeah he never knew never now you just go ahead like wait what There's a few of those guys that are still floating around that somehow or another made it through the net. And he lies too? like that. Right. the bad feelings that you get like when you're worried about losing you know and these these Whew. i'm in my dmt yeah you did it you went through all the fucking demons and all the darkness and

1:05:28 The day that I wake up and I'm like, nah. And then it's a whole nother ball of wax. Lincoln, Nebraska. armbarred him. It's moments like that that you could just say, right tap he taps right here but before before i don't know i don't know yeah before this He really couldn't train properly with it. in in diving like you start off to get your open water then you move get your advanced open water get your get your nitrox and you start you start learning the rules

1:09:01 And I am a super cave diver, man. His mind is still very, very, very sharp, but his motor skills don't keep up with him much anymore, right? every time coming home fuck i don't know i don. I don't know. So I pick up another, I order them and they put put lines so you can follow them in case something happens right get in and get out lines and lines and none of the lines

1:11:46 cave so that way if something happens you come out when you make a jump you take your light and now all of a sudden this line, everybody involved dies with panic and this was the exit i know where it is because i know where i am there's the exit he was making fucking freaking out more than any I've ever, breathing hard, bang, hit my head on the fucking ceiling. And I just closed my

1:15:04 hands in front of me. And to this day, i close my eyes and it gives me nightmares right now just thinking about that's what we're doing as we're coming in landmarks right i don't have any of those i Now I hit a wall. the entire where I need to go try to get a visualize of of the direction i'm trying to remember landmarks but i can't see this very slow current which is why the entire cave is now washed out from that point on right

1:18:37 coming home i'm coming home so i do it again i fucking venture into the fucking great unknown Losing air by the fucking second, bro. There's no answer to this after i breathe my last to do i'm not going to drown joe drowning is like my biggest fear of my life so everything that's I'm going to have to crawl on the ceiling trying to figure out where the fuck I am.

1:20:44 Tell my wife, tell my kid, I'm not fucking, This is how people die. I'm not going to breathe my last breath. You're writing a letter. We came in the big cave. And there's a huge fucking crack that runs along the top. i found the crack and i followed the crack and the crack got bigger and all of a sudden i see Calm down, cowboy. Grab control. and I text my girl I I love you, baby.

1:24:19 knowing that you have two hours left how much air do you have left at the end maybe another hour probably probably. Hour and some change. because that fucked me up bad. That is crazy. Yeah. Fuck, dude, that is one of the craziest stories Cowboy Fight Series, man, amateur. Nice. make a call and get them on all the local promotions you know what i mean get them build

1:27:13 I don't think when, when I round the corner in life, I ain't looking back, Joe. star yeah well that sounds like fun. Never met him. Yeah, he was cool. He was super cool dude. Never met him. you gotta have him out there man watching Denzel so wow yeah pumped on it man i'm excited working working working with the guys doing that so it Enter the Saturday night of the Chili Bowl

1:30:01 They weigh more than 400 pounds, right? 400 horsepower, 900 pounds is insane. There it is. It's going to be so fun. raced gold cards if you if you want to go down to the local gold card track we'll give it hell Hours, days, a couple of weeks. You just race? Jesus Christ. And they're going to let you race with pros. So yeah, all you motherfuckers in Tulsa, Oklahoma in January, Chitlipo, Cowboys coming in hot.

1:33:08 because I definitely need that. Right. 2011? Right? 11 BMF is good. So for all you 300 entries, you see 11 on this motherfucker. Mounted shooting? And what kind of rifle This is it. Yeah. can do that much goddamn damage there's a guy in hollywood when i first came here in like 94 who during the shows it's it's like they they take it back and they and everyone dresses up and

1:36:29 I love them. Let's see. And that was it. It was a one-ticket ride. we know like if we went back to 618 we're like listen so what you'd go give them a little here's Genetic engineering I think right now it's pretty fucking good. That'd be a good time. There wouldn't be anything wrong with that. yeah no no no no no i'll bring yeah i mean it makes sense right with the scarves and the crazy

1:38:58 And rape and pillage. Felt tents everywhere. Yeah. I got some shit to show you. so it would be some videos 2018 thermal optical lens glasses? I shoot him right in the You'd be gone. Look at this. So that would be you. Meeting Genghis Khan. For sure. where we kind of know uh cerveza. Right, right, right. Yeah. but they knew through, they're very smart, right?

1:43:58 so wait a minute you were just tricking these people. I've been tricked my whole life. you probably had to do what you got to do You're not playing any fucking games. Yeah, otherwise. You'd fuck shit up. today than the shit ones yeah but they still make real good guns today too sure but that's the thing The Henry rifle from nine, from years, all American made from years ago to the same gun

1:46:29 You didn't see them. They're moving too slow. I think a late... about it that way. Like you're shooting They put cold laser on it. See if you can find a scene from Star Wars 1 with them shooting at each other. But that's just theatrical for a movie. Yeah. Uh-uh. What, just butt stripes? It was like a crazy dog-looking thing. It's got a crazy name. Being one of those fucking cages.

1:50:01 You got to. What was that movie That shall not be conquered And we checked out Pompeii. You just see his skeleton and a Not kinda got him. Oh. Big chunks of rock that got spewed out of this volcano. Like he saw. That is fucked I'm out? It's taking over. So, yeah, we'd probably be. like you know what let's just sail across this flat earth yeah they knew and now we're back to

1:54:15 By the time it's done, you're like, god damn, it might be flat. That's not how it works. But that's my one fact. it's called the oceans yeah and and if gravity's not real where the fuck do you think waves come We live in the firmament that's protected by a dome. I'm the dummy that And I'm like, clearly the picture shows ice wall. They're probably on some sort of medication and something's wrong.

1:57:06 oxygen in or Satellites are fake. You know what else is fake? We just saw the mummy from the volcanic. We really didn't investigate that. them they were just trying to make a name for themselves. Probably four or five different species of badass lizards. He buried that? What is a person who searches for dinosaur bones? Get her a whip. back i'd like to see that too now we're going all the way back. Yeah, that's Colorado right there.

2:01:07 Have you seen this in person? See that little gate? It's right there. Tuesday nights up until like 2022. Hoax. I could probably call him. Yeah, you got to be real careful. Oh. Tricky world we live in. Kyle. Meanwhile, he's wearing a wire. the Australians say water. Water, mate. No, that's water. World Anti-Doping Agency? No, the... The Australians.

2:03:54 Yeah, they're a different breed of human over there. Yeah. Oh, Gorgeous. Yeah. They grow them hot You can't do that. yet you're just making the noise yeah this is this is like a this is like a shell we're in a bubble He didn't fight to win. Right. rainbow shirt That seems homophobic in and of itself. big time yeah and i i mean that's just how i talk talk. If I called you a punk bitch faggot, that's just what I say.

2:07:20 If you feel the same way, is it a real issue? Yeah, I'm three in. And that's the same thing with every word, except the N word. The N word, it's like, it's so toxic. You can't even use it joking around. If you're a black guy, you could toss that shit around like a beach ball at a concert. What was he? That thing does everything? Yeah, it does everything.

2:09:45 You're not a homophobic guy. that he and i'm not a homophobic at all i just caught me off guard i didn't know how to i didn't It just caught me off guard. changing the meaning i know i understand that i wanted to say that's what you wanted to say that that would be like like you're not sure you're not sure i mean like what do you mean That makes you realize what it's like to be a girl in the most insignificant of ways.

2:13:32 with aggressive gay guys that had like aggressive they had those scrunchie socks like fucking they there working out. everyone's on the same page right and as long as they're not trying to fuck you if you don't want They're like, well, I sometimes like girls and sometimes I like guys and girls. They're going to stop that practice. Exactly. The nightmares would be.

2:16:34 My wrestling coach tells stories about that, about college, how the gay guys would fuck the football players. They ain't got me. There's no way. And I brought the dick. I can eat pussy way better than another girl. I feel. They don't know what they're doing. They don't know what they're doing. Jeez. Yeah. And then you're like, whoa. It's a female bird.

2:18:37 So how do you feel about if your little girl has to go to the bathroom, but there's a guy, girl in there. just as easily as it happened for trans people. That's a good issue. Yeah. for the male. I hope she doesn't mind me using her. Now, go to the media, her media page. she's got a giant dick so she's got these big tits and then hey there you go oh man yeah so

2:21:14 So for her safety, you're saying let her go into the female? That's probably the... That is so confusing. Change your gender. Microwave you. Because I'm going. Now that's another weird. I can't even tell my friends. Yuck But he's like, but you're a girl Way attractive. I'd be really pretty. Precious. Yeah. Fuck problem. Yeah. Yeah. The rainbow used to be in leprechauns.

2:24:17 everybody can fit along it's beautiful colors they're flamboyant they like a lot of colors There's bears, yeah. But the words is what kills them. But we're supposed to evolve our vocabulary. it's the same word. we're not playing around. Bro. That's, I went there. Cunt, cunt, cunt. you can't read those i'm gonna read them and i'm gonna are you why waste your time right next to him you're such a big

2:26:46 that's a good way to throw it in yeah because i think i love doing all this wild living part of It would have 30 seconds. He's got all of them. Derek Lewis, shout out to Derek Lewis. it's almost like he was waiting he's on it all day. where do you get that? What's happening here? There should be some areola hanging out. This is what I think. Oh, my God.

2:29:41 Yeah. The jumping from outer space. no did they pull it where's he at with the rattlesnake? What's the date of that? it. Whoa. Oh, Jesus. I'm going to wait for it. Jesus. What is that one that looks like a bear standing up? Oh okay No no no no He, no, no. Out. Jesus. That was awesome. Equal use. down or get you fired or get you to put that rainbow shirt on.

2:33:21 Yeah. I'm buying a house in Denver to move. Oh, you are But do you rather live in Denver? a it's a very cool city like one of my all-time favorite places to go same i agree it's one of Well, listen, brother. I'm glad we did this, man. Thank you.