Joe Rogan Experience #10058 — Brendan Schaub Transcript

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0:00 five four three two You're using those stupid Xbox things. For sure. You'd be surprised But Quake is old school I wouldn't be surprised. I'm sure they can, but they have zero life, and they don't even know what a pussy looks like. I was just thinking of the one guy. But it's not fun to say. No. Oh, yeah. And all the guys are like, hey, look at her.

2:15 Don't talk to anybody. Yeah. What are you training for? well because me and je are easy prey, right? What are you saying? Fucked him up. No, Jeff's starting to win. Well, I told him to fucking lift weights, too. Bro. First of all, let's So let's talk about these fights. Bro. Because he will fuck people up still. That is crazy. Look at that bite mark.

5:06 Yeah. He's been fighting since he was four years old in the UFC. enough yeah you're right yeah it's you sound like brendan chobb with a cold i don't see i don't feel my voice is all right you just need some rest yeah yeah yeah i mean i'll be fine um traveling doesn't help no it's the worst man because always i always take the first flight Al Iaquinta KO'd him

7:23 He's been doing it for so long. if there's a hole in Diego's game, Amazing. Unbelievable. michael was six years old what's that his name would probably be tagged there if it was yeah Old school Does it say his record? angry he's got his own cbd company now he gave me some of it any good i haven't tried it yet he just I mean, for Zabit to beat the number six guy in the world, it was good.

10:27 Well, first of all, he's fighting Jeremy Stevens. I didn't think his Stock went through the roof with that fight. I was like, jeez. so technical too everything he does is very smooth doesn't get hit doesn't play that game He definitely got headbutted Yeah you gotta fight You know it's easy to say I know how that ends. I mean, Cody Garber is still only 27 years old and still could be world champion again.

13:14 mean obviously the the last exchanges were just not predictable at all or i mean not Yeah, and that Dom went after Cody that way. He's going to be fine. Right. Sterling called out Covington? Well, he's good at talking shit and getting his name out there, and it's the best thing for the welterweight division right now after Usman just dominated Tyron Woodley.

14:59 I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? It's not just insane that he dismantled him, To me it was his mentality I'm like oh shit And still, no problems with his endurance. of all time. I don't know if he just didn't show up, what happened. with Dana. Now that he's not champ, the road for him to get back is going to be so fucking tough he is the greatest.

17:05 So you have George, Matt Hughes, and Woodley. But I was saying that he's in the running right now. which didn't make any sense to me. was very good, See, I think Darren Till's going to be a problem for Usman. Because what is, if you are a fan of fighting, what is fun is Woodley being out. And I think maybe the time off was good for him because he had to get ACL surgery.

19:20 thing yes ben won controversially we don't know was still, what, two minutes left in that fight? We can't just chalk up... Because he's trying to just hang on. You can choke a guy unconscious across his face. And he's in this position. Amazing torque Your natural movement though he's out he's out he was fucked i thought he was out but damn he can take a fucking shot he can

21:12 We hyped him up so much. He posted it earlier Okay, well let's see it Basically they were saying Choke a little bit you're not seeing it's not a normal movement but it is a tight squeeze. It does look like his arm went limp. But I do know that Robbie Lawler is a classy motherfucker He's got a great attitude. And I would like to see the rematch. I don't. Well, dropped in that fight I really don't Fuck no No, I really don't And I would like to see the rematch

23:14 Fucking right yeah oh darren till yeah ben your performance is shit you barely won you're ugly as fuck try to put Darren Till after that Woodley fight. That's fair though, right Joe? Yep. what he's gonna say get the fuck he'll probably get angry at you get the fuck out of my face with The Damian Maia fight will forever be marred by the fact they separated them when Damian had one hook in.

25:31 and to have one hook in standing up and to be working to take his back And then you stand him up. He choked the fuck out of. Who is it? Is it Chris Tione? I don't know what he was thinking. I didn't say anything bad about Mark Goddard. He was saying the referee can't wrestle. In that moment, he's wrong. Because what happens if he stood him up There he is. the only thing wildly inconsistent is your and your

28:16 I didn't say anything bad about him other than I don't agree with the stand-ups. Also, John Anik going hard in the paint's awesome. I think it's unfortunate, and it may have been a mistake, and to make calls. don't be the guy trying to... with the fighters, 100% correct. I like him a lot. The pressure he feels. When you got two world-class wrestlers and this guy's impossible to take down, he's one

30:53 noogies until the fight's over. Do you know how hard it is to control Woodley on the ground? He's a monster. here oh his mind his mind's a fucking bank vault it's fort. It's Fort Knox. You're not getting in there. I'm so impressed. I'm going to cry right now. So cute. Can you imagine what it feels like hey man i feel like when someone wins like that they could do whatever they want i mean

32:52 Of course you have No But he's big Like his legs are thicker Look how tall he is man He's a monster She was the best You think so? This is the big show. That's London. Woodley was very tentative. For sure. Don't forget about Wonderboy. The Till fight was a five-round fight as well. But the point is... Light heavyweight's kind of crunk now too. Okay.

36:29 Yeah, bro. and not a Muay Thai background. He says, hopefully it's nothing major, but it sucks, Oh, he said, he kicked your knee. yes, Yeah, you fucked my knee up in the first fight, I'm going to fuck your knee up in the second fight. background initially you know when duke rufus was cornering his brother rick rufus when rick Chang Phuket Kiat Songrit.

39:13 Because that's how a lot of those Thai guys thought. He goes, he knows what to do. Here we go. He's just fucking those legs up. The ref wore a fucking karate gi. Whack. Kicked him in the ass. Ignorance is bliss. I think that Rick should have won the fight. Motherfucker kicks so hard, too. The Thai style Darren Taylor He's doing a lot of side kicks now

41:17 He's just What's that? I think Ariel was suggesting or asking yeah well you get the win yeah i mean you get the win you get the title you get a rematch i could be Yes. John started figuring him out. fought very technically in the first first round it was he didn't just swing at him anthony oh yeah Yeah, I mean, he's the best of all time. he's fine though what listen man he couldn't move his arm he came in the back and they didn't they're

44:55 He has a ways to go. Yes. shoulder's not too bad not too bad is not a good thing to say i just need to do some exams and maybe man i don't know dude how about his post-fight speech yeah he's like i love mickey I saw them go, let's get it on. I just fucking dropped everything and sprinted. Choked out Pat Cummings in his last fight. Look at that. Let me see that again.

47:59 Teammates and they were like, you know, you see how loose he is. He's like he's loose for everything. That's just how he is with life Him Light heavyweight's killing it Let me see the division Football? His name's Johnny Walker. Have him wear a Johnny Walker t-shirt and shit. April, May, June, three months from now. Football. So he played football and then

50:48 He's a super athlete Between the guys 6'3 40. A big, fat dude No. Let's see him go. He tucks it in Let me see Just start blowing up his DMs Biggest moment of his life Sturdy pair of compression shorts? How do you have a regular cup on in 2019? I don't get it. where guys like how about this a guy shoots in and the guy hits him with his hips right you can

54:53 Right. We'll give it to you. Yeah. And then I had my boy Todd Feldman over at my house. All your buddies are watching. Yeah. That's fine. Agree. Also, he kept holding on to that guillotine. That's my point. I was like, my God, he, world champions don't do that. He's not there mentally. Also, he kept holding But then, a mental not like that never no never not in a world title fight never so when i saw that i went

58:28 Past these fucking backwoods ones, man. When he beat Tilly, he was doing this stuff. Usman is absolutely a bad motherfucker and who knows it's all of the above. Usman is absolutely a bad motherfucker, and who knows? Controlled the pace But Wonderboy was never like Rory McDonald. He has giant ass legs. dense, that that muscle Good point. 100% focused.

1:00:51 All right, rematch. for 25 minutes Who stopped that fight? Who was it? Oh no Is a tough sell Yeah About Stipe Miocic In the history of the sport World motherfucking champions. That's the only reason he doesn't have a fight. Have you heard anything about his knee? His team would have released something because. I just did a food truck diaries on below the belt with Francis and he showed me the exact

1:03:59 But no, there was, it wasn't him. That's not an illegal punch On the planet earth Of head kicks There's an MCL. maybe in another world his knee wouldn't have given out like that. I'm sure Stipe would like it, but what Stipe really wants is another shot at DC. DC, Yeah. Although I was trying to tell Francis, he needs to let DC just do his thing, dip out.

1:06:08 as a broadcaster I love doing it with Dom. Dom's not silly. You, DC, and Annex are the best commentating team on the planet. But before, it's just not as good. He's an amazing person. As a heavyweight, you could argue he's the greatest of all time. Starch Stipe was the best of all time. Roy and Frank Muir, yeah. Get out of here. And he's the one who can land on John.

1:08:36 we would like to take over the matchmaker occasionally. Do you hate money? Francis Brock. I know. Dude, Brock. I asked Francis about that. He's so goddamn big. 265 natural I try to get a little silly There's no way around that Like himself Do you think definitely better at it now he's getting better and he you know yeah when he loosens up it'd be But there's no announcements when DC

1:11:34 He goes, I'll fight Derek Lewis. Dude, how about John Stipe? A year? DC's fought. Fuck. Oh, oh, oh. UFC 226. It's heartbreaking. He even taunted DC. He wants it, but I don't think they're is waiting for it. No, he is. He even taunted DC. He wants it, offer him is what? It's funny, I have all these And knowing that it's on ESPN, it's very exciting. That's how I start my morning.

1:14:16 Like Fox could never do that. It feels different. What is PFL? That is excellent. So good. Freak What the fuck is that about? Dude, how about this? I feel bad for Deontay. It's the biggest problem in boxing. Do you think that maybe Tyson didn't want to fight him again? I mean, there's argument that that's a good move I wanted to cry. So then, you know, Anthony Joshua should be great, but he's fighting Big Baby Miller.

1:17:49 When you fight in the United States. It's like- However, you got Mikey Garcia, Earl Spence coming up. We should do a fight campaign for boxing. March 16th That's next week How the fuck is it already March if I was your age, I'd kick your ass. He's fucking such a crotchety old dude, though. Yeah, yeah. But he brings the cheese. everybody's talking over everybody it's terrible i haven't been that drunk and high in a long time

1:20:35 I'm like, you've got to understand, that's how I know him. On his show I'm gonna offer him Of each other working on those and actually making human pig hybrid fetuses. That's real. What? that are safe for everyone including children well i i don't want that i'm a discerning adult Tim Dillon is pretending that Michael Jackson was a pimp and he was banging bitches.

1:22:33 Yeah, he's a funny dude. pop. You know he's fucking he was a good guy and another thing so there's this scene i was kind of half listening apparently He's a ridiculous guy, man. He's like, we want to bring you back. they forced her out. Is it still on air? first of all it's weird i'm not alive he's not alive to defend himself so it's weird Wait, but we don't have any hard evidence that he was molesting kids, right?

1:25:30 so you have no testosterone right exactly not just no testosterone so do you still bust nuts Maybe he didn't want anybody walking in on him naked or something. No, I'm just saying some of the facts. However, you got to chalk it up to the shitty parents. You're not going anywhere But everybody knew In the 90s? Really? True. Legit point. A lot of you are confusing him for being, he didn't a childhood his dad robbed him of his childhood i think that's

1:28:29 He might have been doing it because he was just weird. making semen yeah if your balls are dead. But you... Is that a technical term? I was watching my girl. Yeah, that's all gone. But yeah, They emptied a grocery store and paid people to be shoppers Like LA 1.7 billion they say. I was fine. He has one-fourth of the Beatles' money. There's pockets now.

1:31:48 I feel like that's over Dude that's why And just find the restaurant I want all the money. Have some respect, Shawb. Both of them were witnesses. You guys are coming out now when you're in financial trouble? He thought he was flying free, pissing on bitches. hinchcliffe i don't want to give away the bit he has a fucking hilarious bit about that he has a

1:34:18 Daycare affiliated woman who bailed R. Kelly out of jail receives bomb threat. Let's get back to MMA for a few minutes before we get the fuck out of here. Yes, it is, sir. Holloway. Let me see what else is on that card. Great fight. Yeah Over 300 pounds He was young The And 2016 Dime piece. He's a beast. He's just winning. And I love Corey Anderson.

1:37:07 Uh, there's another one on the house. Jimmy Manilow is great. max always so goddamn talented so not having to cut at 45 anymore it's a tough fight for Gaethje. Gaethje Alvarez. I mean, I know Justin Gaethje was a champion in the PFL before it was the PFL, right? Amazing. That was before Johnson went to 45. Do you have any idea why Tony Ferguson turned it down?

1:39:28 So Tony's still not going to get a shot. seeing i i actually like the guy we have no problems i know going to be fighting next so it says dude you're telling me connor was like no i'm not taking the But he takes like almost two years off It's not good And he made like $100 million off of Floyd Mayweather fight. October 2018. So by the time he fights

1:42:12 Yeah Like things that excite him now That was non-title. Well, I don't know who that was Before your voice goes out What are you going to do? Tomorrow night. After that, I'm in Washington, D.C., D.C. Improv. Bye.