Joe Rogan Experience #10062 — Brendan Schaub Transcript

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0:00 Let's go live. Confident move. how about these fights how about i almost didn't see them can i text you during the broadcast the 2 000 savages sent me links to legal streams legal or illegal illegal but of course you didn't watch happened um i think within the last year or so for max holloway or where when Max Holloway's face goes up on the screen,

2:35 The back-to-back Aldo ass whoopings and then the Ortega one. so cool with each other during, before, and after. I mean, he lost to Conor. And then this is kind of the first time we've seen a guy where it's like, fucking meaty well and you gotta give credit to poyer too because if you look at the two of them Dude, everything, man. they knew that, man, he beat these two really good guys.

5:17 performance he got you know he got tested in that fight he came through and we see we talked about Gaethje, world champion. I feel like the Pettis one was an injury. Tony Ferguson. Remember? Well, that's a weird one too, right? yeah and Poirier's the guy same thing with when Michael Bisping won I always root for those guys Great guy. He's calling them the Rat King.

7:19 Why does this happen? He's the best Because obviously him Carry with him I thought Max Would probably get it done But I knew it was Going to be a good fight. I thought Max at 55, everything was going to carry with him. That's amazing. I told him. get rocked in the first round dropped you're like holy shit i think it's the best thing that We saw him get taken down.

9:44 But also, what's great about this is Kelvin's stock doesn't go down. It's a discipline thing, yes. and just dangle that carrot. why not do 65? It's a happy medium for a lot of guys that are not hitting that happy medium right now. I mean, it's going to happen. Have you seen the talk They're talking shit Yeah he ballooned back up Because I'm looking at him.

12:22 So they must have known what they were doing. Why kill yourself? Yeah, which is so nasty. That's a crazy move, right? With 85 Or is he just doing it But he's not like huge that there's you know i'm saying like there's there's certain gene pools like that fucking How about Stylebender versus Whitaker? No dudes on this planet. was like, Yeah, but that fight,

15:07 That's a great fight. I think he had two major injuries. Like a tear. i wonder what i i don't know what the odds would be i would assume whittaker's a slight favorite By the new scoring, I felt like it should have been worth more. fighting if you're watching a fight and one guy is really fucking a guy up and the other guy never His nose gets bloodied.

17:43 Yeah, that's what it is. The question is like I don't have a problem Let's get a clear cut winner First round, Anderson Silva versus Stylebender. if he head kicks him and drops him and the guy barely survives you hammer fist him at the end of Then you get dropped. Frankie manages to survive and come back and win enough rounds and win the fight. Yeah, that's ridiculous. What the fuck are you doing? That's a perfect example. What are you fuck were people scoring those rounds 10-9? Yeah, that's ridiculous.

19:53 You said something on the broadcast. That motherfucker, he throws some of the nastiest inside leg kicks, and so fast, and he was He fucked his leg up. him game plan for fucking ask him to quit they just wouldn't ask him to quit he's so fucking of mixed martial arts Have you met him in photos? Ooh, he's scary. He's something special. I hope he didn't really hurt himself

21:57 After a spectacular victory he's a freak dude he has crazy power crazy power he's scary and he caught khalil with uh an elbow That was the reason He's gonna move his family there Until a grappler comes around and goes, boy, that's cool. Well he I'm sure they got Straight kicking bamboo after the fight. He's the nicest guy, Joe. Go back to the, oh, that's it right if There's a thing Go to the Back to the

24:12 Boxing Or that's See, I want to, damn, that dude is in shape. western diet son he's like pass on the pad time get me the donald trump pad time fuck that noise Where something was invented But it's a special place Yeah it's fine If a jiu-jitsu guy fought a jiu-jitsu guy, it'd be a real issue in the jiu-jitsu community. The Tal's ladies fight, They take care of each other?

26:12 Yeah, I think so. oh with the mask this is disrespectful and then he can crack he can crack i mean he's uh he's an interesting cat it's like how good is he going he wants one of the reasons why yeah he forces action it's it's definitely technical but he's He takes your soul. That motherfucker will go all five. Until he got his nutrition on track, remember?

28:55 I think maybe Tony Ferguson. Chaos. Tripping on wires. It really is. That's a pretty scary fight. Monster. You always got to worry about him exploding. He's a fucking nightmare fist you. You always got to worry about him exploding. Yeah. You know? to be as good as robert whittaker is the human body like like kane velasquez is the great example But you know who can do that and decides whether or not he's going to do it?

31:55 Let me show you how to grind. john he came out in the interview and goes you know stylebender's looking good he's fighting Think about where he's at right now. all the legacy that he could have made, all the legacy The way he said it is that one day maybe we're going to fight. business it's entertainment yeah well, it's good for business. But it also hypes people up to no end.

34:27 Stylebender's nuts Yeah That shit's worth something Could beat up probably six of them in a night. same as Matt Holloway, goes, I'll fight anyone. He's going to be a plus 700, plus 800 underdog. Dominic Reyes just beat, who did he beat? That was a weird decision. right but that guy might have a blown shoulder let's say he doesn't though if he doesn't he's

36:33 He does. But I think with John, his team's smart. fight one of the reasons why it's a good fight is tiago can shut anyone's lights out he knows And he just swings man With those kicks His top game willingly wade into a firefight. But it could happen. They know what the fuck they're doing. fifth round there's no fifth round he's not even looking to get he's that guy is just every shot

39:10 how does he perform? one of the reasons most active him and could be probably the biggest names him talking shit to stylebender i actually Him versus Stipe? What? Dude, I did. Dragons are real Hey Brock Yeah, and he's trained with some high level wrestlers. That July card is stacked. That was terrifying. When did this happen? Oh that's just one of them

41:44 They got us. I would rather see Steep Ape. I know. In terms of accomplishments. Okay. Junior had been I'm not saying That dude's tough as shit Is he ESPN? Yeah. is, DC's fought and then DC loses it and DC retires? That's the way. I thought it was very interesting He's learning from Conor. You think so? He was so dangerous. Stipe's number one? France number two.

45:57 Dude, Francis Dos Santos. Look man To fight five rounds Stipe booked a Jiu Jitsu match i saw did he really Or Cyborg No there's no info Yeah but The fucking Not fighting Masvidal He's fighting Masvidal booking a fight. He's like, see ya. Dude, your boy Ben Askren is fighting. That's like May 6th, I think. the closest I came to a clinch is like, Wally Waps, world champions, we all know.

48:04 And Robbie knew he wanted Herb Dean is the shit. the real what i'm concerned with is if someone's going unconscious from from some nerve shit oh And just that To the head like that I dig that Robbie jumped up. Because he's right. It's even bigger. For both fighters. he said he didn't realize the value of the title until it was gone, Back and forth.

51:36 Usman looked spectacular. Yeah. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. I thought it was booked somewhere. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's booked. Yeah, it's booked. Yeah. Yeah. Shredded. Yeah, it's not good. yeah, I fucked up. I think somebody got us with a clickbaity article. He goes, you guys aren't testing for EPO every time. Thanks for playing. looking thick and juicy.

53:43 back? Dude, I'm telling you, Let's find out what's real. This is an intellectual exercise. Line it up. The fight that catapulted the freaking UFC? Holy shit is it good It's crazy right And they got these little kids playing A-Rod and playing the- Oh, come on. Politician, I know. They go hand in hand. And you go to Mount Everest if you are up at altitude the problem is living and training really at high altitude you can't

56:52 Yeah. That was my friend Salami He was a bike racer It's been I'm just kidding. No. Most guys are doing it honorably. Yeah, he did. So is everybody. At what point along the way, that training, like to put out that kind of pace, longer camp not being injured The last couple of weeks It's gonna help your hair too He always comes into Oh, one was of course

1:00:44 Randy Couture That was scary I don't like that one The words are like, Wonder Boy, what is the secret of your powers? To Game of Thrones Do you think It's a good question So let's say they can test that. I don't think they will, So he's good He was switching time and then moved here permanently because of the training lab. Yeah Fuck 125 Before this first fight with

1:03:25 Training together When he was walking around that day If it was more like God, I need to get like that. they have to do a safe face i get it they but tj came on son it's just dope i'm only four weeks in. Yeah. Might be Yoel Romero. a way i mean how much can they manipulate cardio when you're when you have big muscles that's what For sure. wrestlers if not the most feared wrestler ever who just would take 300 pound men and hoist him

1:06:53 Might be a freak. Oh, my God. Right there Look at his chin dude Look at that picture with him. him by a point because he made uh correll and his hands. It was a sumo match, basically. Yeah, that Russian. Oh, yeah. 100%. I just think it's some bullshit. Listen to what you're saying. Tension's a beast, man. So is Conor McGregor. And been fucking people up, including knocking out world Muay Thai champions.

1:09:53 Floyd is not even remotely nervous. He's supposed to be the next big thing. That's so 18. Looking for an opening. Back it up. Let's watch it again. Dude, he dropped him. See the stumble after he got rocked? good as floyd and floyd's walking him down with his hand this is real man this is real that kid's Do you remember Travis Luter versus Marvin Eastman?

1:12:26 Look, this is 100% legit. That looked pretty legit. I'll give you that. It you gotta admit that's a real fight That looked pretty legit Well I'm just saying And then you see a stumble Did you see Manny Pacquiao Didn't look like he had one in Exhibition. fought Crow Cop. It's like a scene in a movie. Watch when they focus in on homeboy. I think it was something

1:14:50 Some health concern. antibiotics for that he got chicken pox god oh my god which once he had that his whole team was They're awful. No, I didn't let it go. yeah it was pretty dope last night how i mean we can't give away any spoilers but how good are They're going to, though. But it's good to go out, right? How many watched last night, do you think?

1:17:50 But would you watch it on your TV on YouTube? Oh, right. They have a big competitor that not a lot of people talk about. oh i don't know i don't know how many users are on you porn a ton there's a lot of guys on there so You know? That's your issue It's not even close away from the fighters don't want to fuck them over right and when i couldn't figure it out

1:20:16 it? And it's four young guys and they go, For sure Because more people see it this because think about espn plus and when you have to buy the pay-per-view you're limiting how I'm out. There's nothing you can do. Most people just want to be able to tune in correct and if you can get No for ESPN Plus But And a year of ESPN Plus Do you? They might have other deals.

1:23:21 Yeah. That's not But they have Glory too Really? I think they might only have... that would be kind of cannibalizing Yeah there's only certain ones But it's not like Fight Pass Fight Pass for me Is like I like throwing up some shit that I've never watched before, dude this is a problem yeah because it's so good yeah it's so good and when i talked to the young

1:26:01 gym where you owe us this much money. And then they looked at the capacity Like on his laptop, but streamed it on a big thing. They still watch their They don't have all that. they could watch Yep. It seems like it's always. Yeah. The best. Seven cents. I was thinking about just DMing him some money. How much does Stylebender get out of that? Seven cents.

1:28:15 That would be insane if that's the truth. McGregor He makes suits I don't think you can Yeah. It's a Reebok shirt. that fight was sick man favorite fight just Stylebender eventually got to him that fifth and final round woo like a fucking champion. They both went out like monsters. Both of them. They did both go out that way. he was ready to just Yeah, that's it.

1:30:39 kept saying i want whatever gets me a title went i don't know what you're talking about bro, I'm not going to hurt you. The way he would hoist guys up in the air. I'd pull it up every now and then just to remind me of what a pussy I am. Look at this. He's just using the ground. Dude, he was so ridiculously big and strong Fucking monster, man I wonder what he does now

1:32:59 Yeah and then Rulon was awarded the point, Remember when Rulon fought MMA? Then he went on a hike and got lost in Colorado He lost at least one toe He was on The Biggest Loser. him in the far left far left that picture dude um that was uh who did he fight there he ain't skinny Right? Yeah, because I remember that fight because they were saying they were both gold medalists.

1:35:36 Dude, he was so big. How many of those guys do you think, in the top echelon of amateur wrestling, Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Is that possible? I don't think he would take it if he did it either. If there's odds? And I'm really excited about him and Masvidal I mean, Darren Till is a legit expert striker. So what were you pulling up right there?

1:39:02 Oh, wow. Oh, that's the best feeling in the world when you have to piss for a long time. I think it's a pay-per-view thing, right? Slowwrestling.com. I'm on the dark side. Don't, don't go. No, I'm not going to. I'll definitely pay $80.com flowwrestling.com Allegedly. No one should say shit. It looks like it. I pay for it. Yes. like to watch it on your tv if you've got a tv at home you see you've got satellite and you don't

1:41:36 Whether it's now or in six years, you have to do it. The only reason to have A whole fucking year But remember how much no more. So I have to pay for it now. for shopping you get amazon prime for free like the tv you watch Prime for shopping, you get Amazon Prime the guys from Top Gear went, fuck it, Whatever And so Yeah Rightfully so. He has that dimey piece with him now, though.

1:44:28 richest in the world yeah he gave her like 25 of his stock or some crazy shit he get yeah like but Have you seen Send me that picture The American flag With that Isn't that great i'm gonna i'm gonna put that as my uh i'm gonna replace the american flag with that isn't that great i'm serious and he's like and he's You can't spend it. What's it going to be like 15 years from now?

1:46:09 This is my point. they start a business they want to kick ass they want to make a lot of money and then they do He's making, he's like, Elon wants to make a rocket shop. Like what challenges does he have? Anything. Woo! Just 4% stake in Amazon is fucking insane. Jesus. I mean, right? Yeah I heard that Until they Oh yeah she's getting divorced too What do you do?

1:49:48 Like, if you're The Rock If you're The Rock 22 movies Like how many? You know, he's... Well, I know my schedule. He's so jacked. He's always getting after it. Part of what, you could say about Kevin Hart Everyone has an ego appreciate always really positive always now what before media, when you had an action star, you just had the guy that you went to see in the movie and you saw like, you know, Sylvester Stallone.

1:52:21 The Rock is The Rock and he's also the rock on social media and he makes fall down while you're dancing kevin hart's good at social media, too, though. But genuine. how do you have the time it's incredible i mean he must sleep and he said he only sleeps a few But I mean, do you really wish you were that guy, though, that always hit the gas all day are freaks you're not that guy no no i need five to feel okay six to feel good six i can work out

1:55:20 home living my fucking tv yeah yeah you just want to be able to sit back I'll drink a little wine with dinner i don't drink before shows man you're like i'm telling you it helps you with your nerves so i was Hey, come on. One shot is not that bad for your body. Yeah. Become domestic. Because if I want to get a little tipsy, I want to be with my boys and fuck around.

1:57:47 It's a different kind of drunk, too. Outlandish. Oh, this is hilarious. Who put it together? were like just ripping it off YouTube and playing it. Billboard did. fucking game looks. We played it in here. Dude. What are you doing And bake his own bread Oh wow played it I'm sure but like I saw that little the yodel kid was singing this song like he's even caught on

2:01:25 heart back then 53 million i bet that must have fucking freaked him out man to be as famous he I'm not doing stand-up anymore because I got a TV show. Jesus but that song was giganti. They get mad at you when you're wearing those shoes. What? There's only so much time in this life Where do you have the time? You could be playing Quake with us in the air.

2:03:46 They're dragons. A whole new world. You know Or like Mrs. Maisel And I said, how? it made sense it's like go get entertained and like it'll fire you up and then just take take Come on, there's something in there. say if i do four sets a week but i listen to three watch it as someone watching you and you go'd go, huh, this is clunky. doing something a certain way and it's hard to break out of the pattern of doing that bit to

2:07:32 Yeah. No. Air Canada Centre done yeah no Air Canada Center is that where and how many was that Can't get enough of that dude. No, I don't think he's announced it. the one of the most important uh figures in the stand-up world today in my opinion he's one of culture side right now you gotta be careful with this i'm like yeah maybe so i've started like

2:10:11 Either way, murderer I'm like, what the fuck? I think I see a lot of guys navigate away from that because they're afraid of offending people. are why is quentin Tarantino allowed to write Fuck that. we could take a little break What's crazy is he doesn't want to. Right now. Yeah. always have to think about in front of us? Right? Sit down. Because I know I could get out at any time.

2:14:08 Yeah, and he has to do it. Yeah. in terms of how often he did it or who he did it You know, how much should the punishment be? what when do you offer someone compassion like when do you when do you let someone explain the material that got leaked done jokes though. a quentin tarantino has a style of making movies his style of comedy is to say fucked up things so

2:16:47 Like, for TJ... A year out of 50. It's like 2%, right? it's like two percent right yeah it's a lot it's fighter and if that's the only time he did it, it's kind of understandable. Unless you want to spend a lot of money. And how often do you test? Yeah. So if you're Dana, you're like, listen, look at Conor, look at Nate Diaz. So to keep them hungry, we we gotta pay him this yeah but

2:19:50 Yeah, but that's rare. So what you're saying is pretend they're not giant superstars and they're not hungry, then they stop fighting. Then we're not paying more. They were supposed to fight, and then Dustin got hurt. Right, but let's imagine that if Dustin Poirier Maybe. Oh, my God. That would be a great fight. or tony ferguson nate or tony ferguson yeah god damn and

2:22:13 How about Mighty Mouse, though? Dude. Yeah, that's first team. He's something special. Sage is such a nice kid. Not surprised. We're good. They're doing different stuff. No. Brandon motherfucking Shaw. Thursday. Phoenix, Arizona. All right, brother.