Joe Rogan Experience #10074 — Brendan Schaub Transcript

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0:00 Do, do, do, do, do, do. Why not, bro? Look at that. A lot of shit going on. right because in all honesty we like him because we're balls deep in ufc and mma but like my You know what I'm saying? you're like, Right. correct and you know and also realize like this is not the way to have a long career and walk out Like, what the fuck? What's that? It's girl whiskey

2:59 all this you know if you're in nashville and philly wherever there's great food so i was just There's no sugar in whiskey. Good to see you, man. Yeah, it's two in the afternoon, bro. You started me on it. The Kobe Covington thing is, look, what he did, if you want to put it in perspective He was punching one punch every two seconds. I mean, Robbie occasionally would swing and connect and then kobe would immediately hit him three or four times more and then take him down or clinch with him and beat him up and

5:27 But it's just he does different things. The assault bike. Yeah, but you're eating like an animal. Those food truck tires. Yeah, you're going hard. Ever? It's just constant, constant. Or get a little tired so he could fire shots off. Yeah, man. And when they said that, they were aware of Matt Hughes. Because Matt Hughes is really close with Robbie Lawler

8:44 Ruthless shit It's Yeah So he's a normal dude outside After that fight They stripped him, and he didn't even lose. But also, they don't count either because your contract doesn't, you don't get, when you're Yeah. But now think about this, you take his style Kind of factors, kamara has a lot with Robbie in the beginning because he's coming hard. the Ben Askren fight in particular Kamaru beat Woodley when he was fucking Woodley.

11:40 a record with Wiz Khalifa. Very talented. No. He's ambitious. One of the most impressive performances. I couldn't believe it. and I don't know Is Woodley scheduled for a fight right now? And I remember, I forget who he told this to, but they asked him if you could do it all over again with the way you handled the UFC, would you do it? and they want to be treated like a champion. And, you know, I felt like my personal feeling was that he wasn't being represented correctly in terms of the way they were talking about his fights.

13:48 amazing fight in MMA with the tactics that Wonderboy provides like you can't chase Wonderboy you had him hurt, but he fought an intelligent fight to deal with the tactics that Wonderboy provides. up and he landed a fucking I understand that if you're a fan and you want blood and you want chaos, it didn't really quite live up they've exploded guys Luke Rockhold at 85.

16:30 He didn't look good. didn't look like himself he looked slower hesitant he's had injuries he's a model bro yeah he's a Well, it might be what he's doing from now on. I know. Luke Rockhold's been a world champion at Strikeforce and the UFC. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, he looked real slow, lethargic. I think he might have put weight on too A lot of killers And blew out

18:58 He tore his ACL it right something's going on although i will say this as santos is bad as fuck and then before that Santos is a fucking savage, man. that performance. I don't know why you didn't take one knee. I mean, he can't even walk right. you're not going to outsmart John on the outside. You beat him, we're going Sizzler. Yeah, but that style is fucking hard to handle, man.

21:32 He's going to catapult to the front before a guy who's super nice. It's about how many people are interested in you fighting. And he can fight his fucking ass off. And he's got one of the best trainers in the fucking world. Especially the first fight And get this At 45 He'll talk shit to DC, though. Agreed. It wasn't a dominating fight. Jon Jones Yes

24:23 Come on fucking way that's a loss. If I was the UFC, I'd Bro, you want to lose You know what I'm saying? There's no conversation. And by the way, super close fucking decision loss. argument for number one but after that there's no argument and especially in light heavyweight I think he's going to come in at a fucking lean, mean 225, 230. all he really did is go with heavyweights and ragdoll them.

27:24 But I didn't think that i Okay? also the first time he's been under strict testing. who he fights on whatever PDs you want That's a tough argument though He might run right through what he got was through tainted means and I don't even know if it was supplements. fuck we were doing in terms of we hadn't run a supplement company before and there was a lot of

30:39 So the people that were selling stuff were selling similar things, vitamins and the like. But we did get our stuff tainted, in a sense, with other nutrients that weren't supposed to be in there. He might be. Yeah. Dave rented out 25,000 people. Well, it's Ashley Barnhill. It was a fucking crazy intermission. Then Don L. Rawlings goes on. We take Q&A with the crowd. Donnell's got a microphone.

33:06 so the show ends like 12 30 ish we go immediately from the arena straight to a movie theater that These motherfuckers go rock style. Legend. We could drive in a fucking tour bus. called up his agent i want to do a show with joe rogan and then his agent calls up my agent and It sounds like an awesome idea. all of that shit and then the i don't even think i mentioned it on the podcast i don't think i

35:46 I can't say anything because they're not scheduled. You two are fucking legends, man. to do something with you and Dave Chappelle, It's Jay-Z and Eminem in New York. I appreciate that. In terms of not being locked into his phone is so funny is because he's fun like when you're around him it's not like he's serious and then he And that's by design. you mean get a place but you you're still going to be here.

38:30 Yeah. i don't want to be what about the store there's too well i love the store but you know i also moving there. Yeah, a weird balance because i i hear you i hear you were the balance for your family and stuff I need it Well you can't do hard cardio once a week and expect to be in shape. Friday, two shows a night, Saturday, and you'd have to do a weeknight somewhere. Or Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Yeah, you'd have to do a weekend where you're doing two shows a night, Friday, two shows a night, Saturday,

40:56 Yeah, Sunday's a whack night. with my family yeah not good i don't work monday nights and then i don't work sundays that's my getting photographs neither are you you hate that shit well i just feel like it's a circle jerk you I'm like, he's never weirded out. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he movie you did. All right, man. Yeah. But like a real He was doing. Oh, dude. Serious. Jamie Foxx and those bullshit sunglasses. No, I don't think so. Somebody probably shackled out some fucking serious cheddar. Oh, dude.

43:15 Are those sunglasses still alive? But you've got to figure, Jamie Foxx to push sunglasses? I was like, what the fuck is that thing? What's up, Joe? Yeah. Yeah But it's Giving them away to people Yeah that makes sense That thing's so cool He's got the suicide doors in the back That's a dope ride, man. Not terrible. Isn't it funny that 500 horsepower used to be insanity?

45:48 So ridiculous. They only made 600 of them. Did you see that shit where this guy had a Superfast and he's apparently a very famous designer the a green car that lizard green fucking amazing porsche makes the gt3 in it but that's a like a Then it's with the Ferrari. That's why I love Ferrari. How about that? How about you leave it alone So he got allocated one

48:50 and then he painted it green like an asshole You don't think Ferrari offers that color? I've never seen one of those cars before. I like that. There's nothing like a Porsche. I think I have to always I get happy. It just feels amazing. It's just That's one of the greatest cars ever, though. Every time I get in there, I get happy. Porsche is the last of the Mohicans.

50:31 I know, but they're fast as fuck. Mid-engine car. They look cool, but I don't want one. Yeah, that's his. I didn't even think. She doesn't let me wear those. Do you remember that video? I'm not going to show up, but this went viral. He made it himself. So he does Drunk in Love. i heard rock was a big diva on set rock is big diva that's what i heard from who

53:16 Let's kill that. What? They have to go to couldn't be on set Didn't The Rock gotten a big thing with Tyrese too, right? tyrese gibson reignites fast feud with duane johnson calls spin-off hobson shaw's not a win Yeah. Yes. You think? But I'm just saying Working out Two hours of sleep. I'm not sure. Come on bro He used to be an Olympic swimmer Is he on a box?

56:00 It's interesting, though. Like, I'm down to do it, man. What's up, Jay? Can I get my licks back in? You'd whoop my ass What else is he doing bro He's also doing Jumanji. suck my dick. He's got ballers on HBO. How does he do that? Not happening. Guardians of the Galaxy. That vitamin drip I did a bag and a half Do you really It's amazing for pumping you up.

59:07 Had to get it. You feel so good. See Dana go hard in the paint? Like sometimes he's on one, you're like, what the fuck are you talking about? Cyborg's team. no he's way too smart for that well so a that i'm like well he's not that dumb b that video was you I apologized to her. those jokes kind of hurt my feelings. And I said, Because of the comments

1:01:55 I get it from the UFC side We don't talk about John Jones. Yeah, but it is Brock Lesnar's narrative. But you and I do. In a good way. I don't mean to interrupt you, Shout out to Gina Carano. Dude, it's one of those pictures. It was the demise. No's like, bring that shit up, Jamie. You ever seen that picture? I've never seen it. Dude, is it that one?

1:03:55 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, How can she grab her face like the end puncher? Well, in that one, right, you mark it as beauty and the beast. The PFL. and this might be completely fucking wrong, I don't know, I'm trying to be nice. way they've handled things have completely fucked her and i think her going to battle with the fc It was her eighth pro fight.

1:06:25 But the narrative was how tough she was. The idea was that she was going to run through that girl. Though there was 10, 8 rounds, and I was like, I mean, that was a way closer fight. I don't agree with that judge, but that's how close that fight was. The main events have been good, but other than that, Who else fought this past weekend? But in terms of title implications,

1:08:30 Yeah. Yeah. with that body. No, both of them. Both of them them are beasts that's an amazing fight yeah dc which to I don't like it. neutralized all his weapons and beat him. tuned in, man. And he thinks he's going to beat him again. Let's see what happens, man. Look, Nate doesn't want to cut any weight, Tony Ferguson was at 55. or I'm sorry, Anthony Pettis is the favorite

1:11:14 Yeah. And I think there's going to be a shit ton of people betting on Nate Diaz. Nate's even money and Pettis' is minus 130. Pull the rest of the card up so we can see the rest of the card. Oh, my boy, Corey Sandahagen. or champ and that's where uh sanda hagen's right at. What did you think about Marlon Marais submitting a Sun Tzu? who's to me the best coach in mma him or for us when he's in the corner and he he must have seen

1:13:48 Think about your fucking mom, what it took to get here. How good is Cejudo? champion. Yeah. He has some work I mean, fuck. Especially Valentina. They're striking, for sure. Don't you think Dana's going to do it? All that shit that he said, he said, if she calls me up right now and she says she wants Whoever made that video What are we talking about

1:16:18 It's not her too I just want to tweet her and go, Stack the rocks on it. Man, when we were kids, there was no 50-year-old action heroes. fucking, uh, the hustle, man. Myself and Balboa Productions How weird. Hard path. They're both like 100 years old. When they make movies, that's going to be terrible. The extraction. 50 cents in this one extraction He's still jacked

1:18:42 Did you see when he got caught in Australia, though? thing on it and didn't take it off before they posted it. Is it good? You know how you said I was stiff? You ever see it? The price is wrong bitch I like his rest That was a piece of shit is though he gets to the cartel and then they just have these smoke shows fuck his brains out I want freedom.

1:21:41 You gotta imagine, though. Yeah. Go home. I don't know either Oh I would die Two weeks. It's just the fucking sadness and the solemnness. Yeah, those little voices. Yeah, you're at a level now where it's perfect, man. Right. I don't know man Like when do you retire You tell me brother You've never been better. I did this weekend with Chappelle. Forever.

1:25:03 I'm just talking shit. It's so cool is ian going with you yeah this one yeah and He's great. I felt like a proud bro. you know, We need more. and funny off stage just a fun dude he was so funny meaning we're at the improv and uh we're Are you Polish? Fuck me Hong Kong. I've been avoiding the news. It looks like a beach sand of people. So what is the problem what there was anti-extradition

1:29:32 under the one country two systems principle the regional government was unable to transfer the Communists? Yeah. we get rid of semi-automatic weapons there won't be any more mass shootings like this don't you The problem is – What if they just got that assault? interesting you're going to go after those people that have the guns that have never done anything

1:32:04 like get rid of the fucking ferrari yeah but that's a simplistic perception of what's actually going on They think that if you give in, Like, too brother they don't have nearly as many prescribed drugs in europe as they do are you There's people that grow up with a lot of violence. like people when they're on those drugs, No matter what you did. Everything felt flat.

1:35:14 again to the with shotgun they're not going to kill as many people depends on whether or not Here's what the scariest thing to me. You're right. I'm like, well, I've thought of that. He's saying take away assault guns and assault rifles. There's too many on the market. there's still 100,000 more than people out there. That's clearly not the answer, is it?

1:36:57 is three or more yeah um the other thing to me that's interesting is i used to always think it Had a bunch of girls. But he was also an Elizabeth Warren supporter page wow yeah i mean he was but it has nothing to do with him he's a psychopath they're saying shows no remorse. No. It's not fair, man. but having him suffer doesn't help anybody that it was all these white guys,

1:39:30 yeah you right but they took his post down how crazy is that then they put it back up Yeah. Yeah, he wasn't killing three. That's scary, dude. Yeah, I heard it's crazy. Grew up in England. and they joined ISIS, and they're trying to get out, Yeah. Front and center with an automatic rifle firing at Americans, you morons? I've got problems. That was their family, right?

1:42:09 That twist. I mean, Brad Pitt was great in that movie. I'm sure Bruce Lee's he's never been really a lot of fights. Yeah. We don't know for sure. bit makes a vault so what's not the problem though the problem is they made him look like a buffoon caprio his character is a bit of a i'm kidding he's a bit of a dumbass yeah but that real guy Whether he's been in a million fights or not,

1:45:21 You'd be pissed. Yeah, he should have been more shredded. You think so? But in a Quentin Tarantino movie, that was fucking great, man. And he wasn't really an idiot. because we know he's great, Alright well Who's a bigger guy I do think about things too much. His family was furious, right? Oh there was a real interaction Get the fuck out of here With Derek Poston

1:48:09 And then after that He's so powerful However, we played basketball at my house, He started Jiu-Jitsu. Get your tickets. Bye, everybody.