Joe Rogan Experience #1010 — Brian Redban Transcript

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0:00 And we're live ladies and gentlemen, it's the end of the world as we know it and it says, like, no looting, please, you know. and the idea is that the Gulf has water that's warmer, So this could be a consequence of having a warmer ocean, I think they said there's two behind it. Is that the logic behind it? It could be 100 degrees in Malibu Freezing never hit it again

3:05 You know, when you look at this picture, dude i'll tell you man when i was living in that house in malibu for a couple months on the water sometimes you see a whale people see whales out there you're like wow this is We're like just netting everything in that world and scooping it up and just chopping it up your head, you'd be freaked out all the time.

5:42 we're cocky, because most of the time nothing happens. filled with creatures, I think that's his name. It's big the Blue Mountains in Oregon. Yeah, there it is. Is it on the world's biggest shit? More precisely, a specific honey fungus measuring 2.4 miles across in the Blue Mountains. You know, I never use that in a conversation unless it's super pretentious.

7:30 2.4 miles across. There's parts of America that are gross. I'll take inches, bro. 100 kilometers. 100 kilometers, rather, is 62 miles Well, dude, when I was, I mean I don't know about I would like to talk to other people that are like And it's The Metric Conversion Act of 1975. And I think it was Ford that added solar panels to the White House. That is weird.

10:33 They have drone footage that you can just go around. I think that is. where you could just build something. They could. Yeah. I'm not very good at it. the touch bar though. Oh, fuck. Okay. I'll give it that. I shouldn't say way better, because Windows 10 is really good. Or you get other ones like a ThinkPad that it feels almost like a mechanical keyboard.

13:49 I like Razer. Keyboards are really nice. You would love it. Yeah, and it's got the most powerful graphics card in it, That is crazy. You know how deep you're going when you get three and you could probably stay out of it for a really long time. I mean, it's changing everything. people of not being vegan and people are suing people i'm like holy like this is vegan

17:03 anyone before us and we're all figuring out as we go along there's like hundreds of them dude where people are mocking the idea that the earth is around that drags you into this group hook line and sinker if the group doesn't make any sense if to a weather balloon one time, or a few times. He doesn't know about that one. He keeps It's fun to think.

20:07 I've never really looked at the data. Truman Show, yes. that's changing too i think our connection with our reality not just because of information and What the fuck is that? harder like they give me like yeah more fucking more pep or energy and then right. of this i just saw this article recently came out there's a study about why music gives you goosebumps some scientists studied 10 people that claim that they get chills when they hear certain

23:31 that they might not be able to access Not meaning that you don't want to know what the song is about, Radio kills music. one of three songs in an hour at least no shit right anymore They always had program managers, right? And they would have to like go back He plays records and he's like a real DJ. He had like a pirate radio station, and they were trying to get him,

26:22 Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm just saying how weird was it back then? None of the old people made any sense. Yeah, that was pre-internet, man. had to like run around and yell people would yell a lot bobby! Call places. Dude, Italians, I remember very clearly when I was a kid, And then people got answering machines. so you put some music behind it, Damn. Yeah.

29:12 If you're going to have somebody, run DMC. Good tune. A lot of prejudice to sing things out man this song's tight there's a Is your team Taylor? on the new Foo Fighters album. I'm kidding. Too handsome, too tall, too pretty, too rich. But it's that same thing the same reason why you're not supposed to in this life, right? You want a little I got you.

32:25 there's a band called Bird in the Bee. And it's Hall & Oates' greatest hits or something like that. Mm-hmm. She'll chew you up. Hey, let's work this out. That's not even as extreme as what he's doing. Yeah, Josh Martin is like the pinnacle of fashion for these young kids. He loves them. One day, hey, I want that. deny what he's accomplished That's half of what it's about.

34:50 95? You know what I mean? It's like a bracelet. This watch costs like $150. That's a million dollar watch that he had. That's arm jewelry. That's not really a watch. Like, you're not trying to... You know, every time I wear a watch, I just... What is it? Right. Does it do anything different? Like you feel like Dr. Rhonda Patrick explained it scientifically when she did a podcast about it.

37:37 effect or something like like really trying to really trying to figure out I think that like all the different ways you can hack your Like, whoa, you get almost like a bit of a placebo effect. We can do shit with our brains. in his underwear. He does, uh, he runs barefoot in the snow. And I noticed that just from doing the cryo chamber like if I don't do it for a few looking them out

40:31 let you do more than a minute and a half they want you to go oh my god like what is this and if you Now imagine like how people live that are living in like northeast Alaska I think your mind can make your body do a lot of shit it doesn't want to do. feel better. Things move better. So you get out of there too and you cool off and you feel way They do use it for that.

43:20 red band insights on this one yeah that's that's right. You called the dick pills. Jesus Christ. I don't think he's addicted to it. Wow. No one's saying anything. his shit it'd almost be less disappointing if he took something and got caught than it would be if And people who are cage fighters especially like elite level like a guy like john jones talented and still is right he's I mean, he's only 30.

46:58 title challengers and beat them in five round fights without really training like that's how goddamn good that guy is so you and I we don't know resentful and you're in some sort of pro-fight right? It was after the weigh-in? Well, I don't know what kind of time period they tested him in, You would have to find out how much You going to roll the dice this week?

49:04 30 hours, no USADA. You know if they come in the middle of the night sweating. 30 hours, no USADA. How many has it been? There's certain diuretics for sure. in the track He's saying that the tests that they do, during a training period that lasted in a system and ended up looking like it oh interesting but intriguing part is that some of those metabolites

51:44 fuck they're doing. He's about as honest as it comes when it comes to handling these situations with these athletes. whether it's taking a diuretic or someone getting caught taking a steroid, there's a lot going on like that. Like, I don't begrudge anybody, especially when they're not even in the UFC. a country inside our country but usada they look up your ass man they look up your ass they come

54:30 just They were sneaking in. And they're very accessible, these fighters. It makes me sad. There's something called CRISPR, and that's one of the things that they're using to alter genes. They made a new color chocolate. and pumped it into rats, In mice or whatever. Imagine how bad your pee smells. That's insane. He sells the kits too apparently. ThatPR. Yeah. Wow. That's how they did it. That's insane. That's insane.

57:40 It's totally gotta be bad for you. Or good. Tried to, bro. They just their brains work different. So if there are some people that are just super genius coders that just zone out and What if nature's trying to engineer our humanness out of us? stops their seizures makes them start interacting with other kids better. Yeah, they were saying that a lack of probiotics in the diet, poor gut bacteria could be blamed for certain issues and disorders that some people have.

1:01:23 That's got to be the same with gut flora. probably read our minds, but we can never read theirs. And they're just, they're just talking What's wrong with you? Well, you got to think, man. more input now than ever before and we're assuming we're done we're not even the same people from the Yes. And then he saw him at like a supermarket or some shit the dude's car was like parked in front trying to get he's like

1:04:41 You know, seven-time undefeated Marine Corps, bare-knuckle, no-holds-bar champion. thrown by the room by the pastor and stuff. Are they just totally faking it? Like, are they willfully giving in to this because they want the guy to like them? I think so. But if you really, if somebody really believed that Odin had carved his path in eternity and that his destiny was chosen for him by the gods and he would go forth with that kind of confidence.

1:07:12 I don't think so man. I think there's like there's some some weird connection that we're all sharing that's getting closer and closer He's like, they hugged. High fives, for sure. I still like the knuckle thing back then, though. Maybe. I feel like an idiot. Man, I can't even remember. Are you hitting me or am I hitting you? What's up, bro? What's up? Because people figure out

1:09:08 you never wash your phone you touch everything you're like god wash your hands you're just I don't even use the box anymore I mean, because I use the- It's hand antibacterial soap. I use tea tree for all that crap. I talk about them all the time. Defense Soap's really great. It's not damaging the healthy stuff. there that's now getting into your bloodstream and you get infected and it swells up and gets nasty

1:12:23 Not with that whole... I've seen guys with holes. Yeah. there's a lot of those fucking creepy little bugs. Yeah. Yeah. Why? Or he's a nutty dude and he fish tanks, like crazy in Bowling Green one time. You can, I guess, get that with the lights. But she was explaining that they they have to constantly like shuffle them in they like What do they eat?

1:16:58 Yeah. Wow. They're so pretty, but it seems kind of fucked to have them trapped in a tube. that's essentially what we decided. You know what's interesting if we found oh? That's crazy. They're not moving enough, though. We probably don't feel that bad when they die. bad oysters had some bad oysters the other day i definitely have before that's the worst yeah i

1:19:58 they give you a variety. what yeah they go clamming in the pacific northwest it's pretty they get big ass clams too man Oh, wow. Shit out of the ground? They're so goddamn delicious. holy shit yeah did they just like poop them out though they're making oysters bitch So many of them, man. It's a 70-gallon drum or a tank, and I've already emptied it three times.

1:22:54 Think of a gallon of milk. That's just pulled out of my house. That's crazy. Yeah, no, it's just like from your body It's been pretty shitty. And it went away. Dead. like half full you know what'd be interesting which means it's really shallow if it gets it Yeah, that's another place we used to drop people out of They had, like, a lunch break. I think this winter, I think we're just going to get pounded.

1:26:15 but you just got to go into it knowing that you can't think that those hills There's a lot of those, right? Oh, the house behind it? Wow, what a crazy view they must have, though. Seems like such a bad idea. And every night, Nah, man. None of those exist anymore. That's actually, I like when someone solves, like, what seems like a, I bet none of these houses exist anymore.

1:28:46 the fucking coolest house of all time I just I don't trust myself. filling all of them up with water. so it's pretty much you log in and you have to live in this neighborhood or you can't get in communicate with people like straight to your man. Yeah. Yeah. agree to like the maps or whatever it's like it's okay that goes away and then like if you have your

1:32:16 Yeah, yeah. I couldn't believe that they were getting away with going anymore because now I just tell Siri to They're making future cars. I saw something about it. Look at that thing. me out because what if there isn't something there and it just malfunctions and slams on my brakes Anywhere? Now this is like the beginning of a science fiction movie fuck you doing are you bringing in an organism from space? So this is real

1:35:52 Somewhere around 150? Yeah, 150. But does it squeeze I was reading an article about what they were calling a Russian troll farm. was whatever, at a meme factory. are the king of twitter uh but like people like talking shit on wendy's he'll come back with like Like you're really a joke, Wendy says. And then Wendy says, you don't have to bring them into this just because you forgot refrigerators existed for a second there.

1:38:22 Listen, I don't like to get burgers on the road. Yeah, there's a lot of those now, right? In-N-Out, I'm asking for some shit that doesn't even exist on their menu, supposedly. It's so crazy. Dude, that is the craziest thing I've seen in my life. look how big it is what do you think it would taste like just salt it salt yeah why is that Whoa, I wonder how long it took him to make

1:40:59 How often does one of those things cook up inside your body? Kidney stones are brutal. A lot of guys have they were supposed to meet just like genetically she has oh god that's horrible yeah fuck man I wonder if it's like That's when you pee out right yeah, I peed out. She gets it like maybe every six months. She has Hinchcliffe. Good amounts of good.

1:42:31 How many times a week do you think Tony's going to the gym? Once? Jamie and Tony Hinscott. We got nowhere with that, I feel like, at the end of it. Ari wants to take breaks like a bitch. Ari was gonna lose anyway Remember he said that? He lived in the jungle for four months. I'm like, bitch, you were in Asia for four months living out of a backpack, sleeping in hostels.

1:44:22 Oh, they do mushrooms? It's baby goat yoga. Oh, that's hilarious. And while they're doing their yoga, They have to do it around these goats They're like, fuck your hay. Didn't like we see videos of Eagles coming and swooping yeah, but that's different they grab them off That's one of the reasons why they've adapted to live in these crazy environments

1:46:37 I don't think anything's going to happen. Oh, my God. And they're not scared of heights at all at all like they don't have that in them You can put a camera on an eagle and see things from his perspective. bighorn sheep yeah it was like yeah it was like a mountain lion and a bighorn sheep and they were It's all right. It's crazy. You see the horn off to the left that's his other horn

1:49:01 what's crazy about it is like God damn, dude. That is so powerful. I'm surprised he didn't land on his feet. we got to get those images I think you're supposed to buy those. Boom, you have it. Imagine if you could just like make something in a computer and then go over to the 3d printer and print that bitch out printer I believe oh my god that's amazing starts and then he paints it

1:52:13 That'd be fun to paint. Because it seems like it's just inevitable And it really is catching us off guard all the time, just like when we saw that video right away. They over laugh. I know. He breaks out of chains. They have a graph Yeah, that's what I was saying. See, he was pretty goddamn big. The new Godzilla will super fuck him up. Yeah. Is the girl, that blonde lady going to be okay?

1:55:33 by her I went down a rabbit hole You misgendered Coco, bro. You know, yet she's so gentle. Let's see that. She's developed those fast twitch butt muscles. That's the same thing with an amateur twerker. Yeah, butt to butt. Asses have really... Well, you can enjoy the whole woman, by the way. Yeah. I never was an ass guy. Feel good about yourself? I feel way better. I can't even imagine I was a tit guy for so long.

1:58:24 You know, I like their mouth. They're back. in this podcast like what what are they doing we're just shooting the shit folks congratulations choice to embellish I mean, he had a little bit of a swelling under his left eye. He might have went down at one point in the fight. the New York Times, it was just not true. Like, what it was, was just as juicy. What it was is 40-year-old boxer comes out of retirement and schools the number one most popular MMA fighter in the world in a boxing match,

2:01:08 at you like mexican fighters aren't dancers they're not dancing around and you know doing Man, beautiful for boxing. But we're finding out like what's fucking real. excited about fights and this inter-competition thing between uh an mma fighter coming over to instead of the master These guys are so old school. what you're going to see with the Triple G-Cadel Alvarez fight. You don't have to be one or the

2:04:33 I want to know. I want to see a boxer go to the UFC and see how it looks. But either way, there's not a chance in hell that James Toney was ever going to stop Randy Couture from taking him down. I want to say cuz I think him versus Woodley is the fight like Woodley's had two It's a tough fight for GSP. Legitimately real good. but i want to say george had something with maybe it's under armor i think he's got something with

2:07:01 The alien, they come to me at the red light. I saw you post this video, and I did some Googling on it. Yeah, in my mouth. And I will never, ever drink a Gatorade for the rest of my life. if you're buying a plastic bottle of or the dude who was worried about Wendy's with the hot trucks. You know, when it's sealed, I wonder like, what does that mean when they seal it?

2:09:15 Like, they found some 6,000-year-old bottle of wine recently. Uh-huh. You gotta get this wine in ya. pots that they found. I want to look at this for a second. 4,000 years before Christ. Why actually would you have it? does that even mean? You're going backwards? idea what year we're deciding it in to make some arbitrary number and then have everything before

2:12:18 where alphabetical order came from When people were writing in ancient Hebrew, and no one also knew how to read. That's all that's going on. Yeah. Those are the super people. they're sweating they're always sweating it's Pentecostal guys, they're always yelling and screaming. That's important, too, man. How much butt fucking is going on? Hard. they kidnapped this guy

2:15:16 away. What is Do you think we'll get yanked? But like I said, I reported to YBPD and nothing was done. She lives in Whiteville. Man. Hurricane Irma holds about twice the destructive energy of all bombs used in the Second World War. how about you buy My friends who left Tampa yesterday got up at like 9 in the morning, packed all their shit up. They're all out.

2:18:16 The whole state. Obviously, the only positive, if there's any positive thing compared to the last hurricane, is that it's not going to stall over Florida. They just rebuild it all or all this new stuff, weekend. Right, it might go away. Yeah, they just rebuilt it all. They don't even know some of this shit, too, because they can't see it. That's scary. How wide is

2:19:36 It could go back. Houston that's how they feel they make it a party they like they have hurricane problem. They're fucking partying. I don't know if it was the last time I was on or whatever, That's just, I wish there was a definitive answer drinking concrete? instantaneously into the concrete it's super weird i wonder if it has like a basement and what it

2:22:14 I mean, maybe that would have helped a little. So it allows the water to go through it. to us, you know? I read that this morning when I woke up. Judge it wrong. Yeah, they went through 185,000 mile hour winds. Fuck, look how big that is. Oh, it's like, yeah, it's going right now. So they were following it in real time? on the ground in San Juan. They've

2:24:56 That's insane. That pilot needs to be hugged looks terrifying Delta maintains that their pilots had everything under control. They took a hard look at the weather data and the track of the storm I'm sleeping on the ground. You do not want to do that. Puerto Rico didn't get totally hit. Are you sure you just didn't get lucky? You'd have to see it. You'd have to be there

2:27:52 It can pick up a truck. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, he got crushed. that get me. how many of them Yeah, but these are, like, fives. I don't know. That's what's going on. If you had to guess, what's our recorded history of the weather? I think there's less than that, but... If you had to guess, what's our recorded history of the weather? They were writing stuff down around Columbus at times.

2:29:51 Like, if there was a number. I'm going to guess 1755. Going back to the 1880s. What's interesting there, then, if that was the first time they could ever They have no idea? It was probably some dude with a regular thermometer. In 1999 is when the forehead thermometer came out. That's the one you put on your forehead, right? units of measurement You know, they'll say something like,

2:32:36 everybody's corrupt and if we were all together someone would fuck us up and we would lose all while yeah but history of measurement is not what i'm asking because i know that they've had dead raven or something like that, and this is Right? and you're like, And then you smoke a joint Yeah. what we could do though for real is is apparently wearing sunscreen in the water is fucking terrible for coral.

2:35:24 Right. because of the different colors in my hand. Oh! And that study was done with artificial seawater. Yeah. That's not fake. That's sad, though. I don't want to see this. That's a sad fucking story. Gotta be like at least slightly different right and some people just aren't designed for them, for maybe one style of psychedelics. You're all fucked up anyway.

2:39:04 Like, what? when they see like something fucked up happen, How? Like, talk someone into making a bomb and then arrest you for it. Like the FBI's done that with people. Like talk someone into making a bomb They are allowed to. Yeah. It's, uh... But they're allowed to do that now. It's not like it have to yeah yeah it is yeah they talk you into it yeah it's uh but they're allowed

2:41:05 wow that's really fucked up they found some dude who was like super troubled and they just uh they Keep her in there, please. She was the cheerleader. And then all of a sudden, as you're an old lady they go go ahead get out for a little Like Manson House. I mean, she's been locked up Was it the 60s? 69, a lot of shit, huh? I want to say he died in 69 or 70, but I don't remember.

2:43:52 When did Jimi Hendrix die? Color Me Mine is what you meant to say, but perfect. Yep. Yeah, November 8th, I'll be at Morty's in Indianapolis with Kate Quigley. Get nice. reps. I'm like, that's what it's all about. No, it's the shit. All right, folks.