Joe Rogan Experience #1010002 — Adam Carolla Transcript

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0:00 It's like there's a whole network of them. themselves and become like this network sort of organically you know it's cool you know like which I don't think he does anymore. No, what happened? He wrote, 450 plus prisoners break out of jail out of prison wow did uh did they catch him no no i mean not yet but i mean just the whole thing don't fucking shoot at you you can't just take take over. When you take over, people fight back.

3:02 I mean, I obviously never would want anything bad to happen got drawn into it because of someone they know that's died in iraq maybe then it would sink in maybe then people would really kind of realize And then it was like, wow, this is crazy. there's a lot of crazy shit going on every fucking day of the week. Do they have a mentality that people are dumb?

5:40 I make fun of it. It's easy. I mean, he hasn't done anything. can masturbate to that yeah well you know everybody talks about how kim kardashian's Who knows who the fuck put that video out? As long as you say that you didn't put it out on purpose, it's okay still. It's like people guess. As long as you say that you didn't put it out on purpose, You're not going to get nothing,

8:03 around yeah but for it is a weird thing though that you're allowed to do it as long as you at least claim A video. It was a cheesy video. Yeah, I deleted it right away. It's not that embarrassing. You crawled inside yourself Wow, is that embarrassing? Well give me the Cliff Notes I love you, girl. We did another Blackout podcast. But what's so hilarious, it starts off.

10:34 Super shy. And then there was one point where she, It was pretty great. I don't remember Did she say she'd been molested I haven't listened to I know they canceled all. They canceled two big ones the other day. And what's going to happen? You dove right back in, son. I don't know. What vaporizing is, ladies and gentlemen, is for the It has some health

13:41 out enough you can see aliens and by the way the volcano i've tried every single Yeah. It's a goddamn weed. It doesn't even in your weed, man? You can get DDT The fiber that you make out of hemp, like when you make hemp jeans or clothes, They came up with the cotton gin. because the fucking stalk of this plant, allows it to smash it down into this pulp and make it much more usable, like almost immediately.

16:44 to grow back. But hemp? You grow it every four months. You'd have a new fucking crop. So they call it marijuana and then say blacks and Mexicans are smoking marijuana. all the information is at your disposal. that's how they keep it in place fuck really in 2011 you can be that open it's that open That the drugs that are good are bad It kills you though

19:14 Do you think that's something... Do you know anything about this guy? I don't believe so. I had heard about what a freak he was. He was 300 pounds, solid muscle, right? He flew through the air It's supposed to snap your neck and break every fucking bone in your spinal column. You know what the NFL Combine is? I was going to say something. That's like eight times faster than you can do.

21:52 What the fuck? And so when I heard that he was going to go into MMA, I was like, holy. motherfucker. Some freaky guy Junior Dos Santos. That's going to unless Brock gets by Junior Dos Santos. I'm a big fan of that guy. coming up like... Take the woman's class, dude. Did you ever watch that guy's animation that he did for Bert Kreischer's Staples video?

24:16 Yeah. That's what I'm going to do. Yeah. did you hear about that? that we know about McDonald's. They keep kicking her. oh, that's so fake. from heavy brain trauma like that. The whole thing is pretty Antoine Dodson got arrested for marijuana No, I thought he moved back to L.A. Yeah, back then, man. I should have said back there. and they searched his pockets,

27:31 You're that's like a that's like a you're like a traitor. That's a really shitty human being. Hopefully he gets eye wrestler was in the middle of a match. Eyeball staff that winds up killing you just because a contact lens fell There was the one, the other one that was really bad. Uh, not rotten.com used to be fuck yeah there was the one the other one that

29:47 I don't know what the fuck was that. And there's a video of it. but one of those type of videos. Remember the blood orgy? That looked fake as fuck. Oh, my God. I forgot about that train one. I mean, I'm not happy that a monkey dies, but you want to see monkeys get fucked up? Like that video of the guys getting pulled apart by the trucks. Oh, la-la.

31:57 Yeah, he goes, Was that on Faces of Death? What do you think it is? I don't know. And I just get weak. Let's just click it. No, I think that would be your favorite movie ever. there's some sort of Werewolves don't exist, stupid. That's the next thing on the Wikipedia page. I somehow or another said something about putting it on Wikipedia. Just be funny with it.

34:53 What if they don't correct it? is not as hot as my name You know what I mean? do you go, In the past, yeah. I had to be looking through your emails. You just tell them the truth. this weekend Toronto is basically sold out the only tickets that are available and I'm super psyched to be bringing my man I can't wait They asked me today if we were doing it

37:23 You already know too much. I can't wait. Get the Jenna Hayes one. She's won more awards in porn than anyone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah! Alright, my friends, we'll see you tomorrow with our