Joe Rogan Experience #10141 — Mike Perry Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. Sure, yeah. because it's like someone designed the perfect sport for you. They're too used to gloves. It's, like, what I'm good at because I'm cool to take a punch, get hit. style because those guys can cover crazy distances those are those really good mean that last guy he fought he kicked him in the leg and it was over yeah he's

3:33 I was watching Stylebender was on Andrew Schultz's podcast, Yeah. mma gloves and um you know i won i mean i just put the pressure on him what are what are turtleback like open and you try to close it at the right time but you know it's if you do that bare knuckle They shell up, but they have those big ass gloves and you see that when they come to MMA some of those

6:48 scrawny dude yeah and lobov was just a little dog he's a dog yeah so it was a good fight to be to think about winners but when I hit him with that shot and he didn't want to get hit again It's a different thing. when he got his coral belt I got great jujitsu i trained with some of Oh, that's what my point was. they're gonna talk about me just like they did mike tyson i feel like mike tyson i feel

9:56 I make mistakes and shit, but I know I don't give up. You can't fucking hurt me because I'm in enough pain. My family can hurt my feelings too. But 11 years old, I was on YouTube doing videos, watching Mike Tyson, Roy Jones Jr., going to school, bringing gloves or fighting kids on the block um in the grass you know with gloves on you love it like i want to fight people and i want to be better than them.

12:46 I think Jorge is a bare knuckle MMA MMA thing what do you think about because like why why do we protect the the knuckles of the hands when you don't Like why is this one thing encased? The knuckle thing is like this agreed upon padding. head butts are kind of like um we don't go that far yeah he's amazing this this cat who's the That's cool. That would be a wild fight.

15:30 the bare-knuckle is still challenging, but I made it so easy last time. and that's why it's been around for 200 years and or more and um you know it's like when you speaking of boxing t bud versus spence yeah amazing coming up amazing what a fight yeah So, and he's a dog. These 12-round fights, these guys go at it for all 12. UFC, the best fights in the world, though.

17:42 Shout out Philly Fresh. That's a good fight. And he shows up in battles. You know, we're growing up in this sport. because that is what I do. That is what I was put brain was bleeding and oh man it's insane so it's like from a sparring match you know i gotta go You're like, I mean, this this this place this facility all the stuff you Yeah. Hell yeah.

21:43 I'm such a grown man. This is the reality. No, slaps are – I slapped him. He was an animal. if it's getting to the ground, Let me. I did. I don't give people gifts. Get them any attention, damn it. All right. Thank you. Oh, right. Birthday cake. Thank you for having me on the show, bro. Thank you very much, Mike. Oh, my pleasure, man. It was very kind of you. Thank you for having me on the show, bro.

26:03 And we're like, oh, it's this comedy store right here, man. I wasn't sure. Yeah, that place is wild. I didn't expect that. Isn't that wild? this i think a distorted idea that the way thing like if something's great it's gonna stay great I mean, while though they they they housed people they put them in hotels or something because they cleaned up a giant part of it.

29:15 When you were a kid, do you remember seeing people just camped out? That's scary. And they pull up on the beach and they go start their life. Most of them are mentally ill. And so like in San Francisco, that's the big criticism that there's a guy named Michael They're paying them money. Bringing it on themselves. I'm trying to buy this house. It's bullshit.

32:34 I don't know. and they coming up in my backyard. This family said that a UFO landed in their backyard Have you seen it? And they made appointments to have him interview them. the attention he said hold on Whoops. A big creature? Yeah, like a long time ago. Because I i'm not gonna bs you guys one of my partners said they For sure it's possible. Like the Matrix.

36:08 We're living in the matrix. mean that's what i've thought many times when i see like that that classic gray Did you draw a picture? i don't i don't really have any memories of dreams there it is it's pretty dope but i'd be like living I mean, I've told my girl a couple of times about oh I had a dream Punch you in your face or in a dream. Yeah, but in real life I can control everything

39:33 a statue? We all remember when you were on Fear Factor and made people eat those penises. Like, I've had a bunch of dreams about being chased by wolves. Come here baby He's a baby, though. Fuck the aliens. I don't think so. in the back of the car and they drove it to the hospital and they took it to They do. We're just a germ. 24. My dad talked about it.

43:47 with julian williams and i met this central florida group of mixed martial artists have fighting every week they're you know they get how many fights before they go pro 100 fights 200 If you look at all the techniques like Muay Thai is like a dog fight, but there is technique. It's fucking hard out here. fighting to the point where it's like i see i'm having trouble seeing the point of fighting

48:00 It just feels like, you know um it doesn't hurt until later it hurts later and then um you know as long as i support those around me the women and children i'll be good to go And you, you know, you see that you've been beating guys like him and Michael Venom Page. That English kid over there that runs Misfits Boxing. Or would it be kickboxing with gloves?

51:30 I wonder how that works. Tag team. What about if we have a bunch of dudes fighting? Russians are just different, man. Come on, let's go, America. Which is sort of what? Where did you go to Russia for? good battle with him he didn't win that one but um Johnny Walker is an interesting guy yeah that Jamal Hill, bro. Yeah. of his leg and he's kaoing him while he's like hopping around on one leg jamal hill bro yeah

55:46 He's the champ. He can beat anyone with that grappling. I mean, if you back it up so you can see, like, how it started. Yeah, that hurt his head, man. Isn't that wild? He's a great soul. He's the best. What's that from The Longest Yard, man? and Yoel was talking about the wrestling system that he came up through. How about you and John Wick 5? Come on, Mike Perry That's something, man suit on come on that would actually that actually would

59:22 You know, I had success against Rockhold, and it's, I've been doing good, That's what I want. You know, I think that's a great fight for me in a boxing match. What do you think I mean when I say work? Like, go get a massage. People want to see me fucking fight in Africa. It's a website with crazy people. That's interesting right because isn't it something crazy like francis's opponent has to get paid a million dollars

1:03:38 contract and what's good about that it's just like raises competition for everybody and i think Boxing does, so why not? but when you're up against I don't know Would your preference be that, like, the UFC comes to you with a big offer? The Rampage is awesome. Wanderlei Rampage again. but um what is different about japan and the the pride era was like you

1:06:53 Fuck it. When you were watching on YouTube, did you get together with friends and practice? guess that's what the gloves do, right? Yeah. Yeah. Right. First time. he's about to fight nate diaz so yeah that's. That's a good fight, man. Good for both of them. You can't spar that way, right? Right. So wants to smoke that way. Nobody wants. But you're saying you can't spar that way. Right.

1:09:33 It's a giant advantage you have right now. You're supposed to. I eat good anyways. bulk up for that fight? I tried to eat more. Yeah, I tried to. I like the sound effects. Yeah. We have a new blue cube ice bath that is like a running river. What's going on with your neck? and squirt a bunch of that shit in there gordon ryan um had some stem cells injected i think he

1:12:38 It, like, attaches to your DNA. That was a weird way to put it. your back pull-ups that's why i did that motion because i'm thinking about doing my back muscles Yeah. I know that there's a really good place in Tijuana, the Cellular Performance Institute. Panama has a great place. It's interesting stuff. I get these issues. Something's always hurt. like you ever see a video of him?

1:16:28 I don't know if that really looks like it. all of this doesn't move at all it's just completely straight and he just look at this going on like there's a lady who i knew that was his massage therapist she's like it's like the in austin yeah, you can get everybody raves about it. I know a lot than we can do here. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. And then how'd you get to Florida?

1:20:38 Because there's like a whole video and a drawing. But, man, I forgot. Just deal with it? was because I had heard what Bill Romanowski did you know the football player he uh created this stuff called It's great shit. But I probably need to keep doing it. comfortably don't be mad uh you know i ain't have a lot growing up, but the best times were like just being on the move, doing stuff, hanging out.

1:23:37 Please. And it's getting better. especially now after these bare-knuckle fights, Other great competitors in history for spectacles and, you know, competition. That's where I say fighting is a choice where it's like, well, I could just beat you. kids are out there they're they're not coming back right you know uh so i've always been fortunate can get informative stuff but on mine a lot of it is just shooting the shit. Whereas like a book on like an audio book, you can get like almost every book ever is on an audio book.

1:27:26 is the joe rogan experience and it teaches it's teaching me that like you know this is probably Business, sit down, shoot the shit, genius fucking talking on comedy stage. That's why it's called spelling. back in the mid 15th century when they're talking about spells that's you know so back then just That's where, I mean, That's what a lot of people.

1:30:13 And then or, you know, it's not going right. I try to make sure I'm the one in control, and that's how I've been thinking since having success in fights and new sport um but ultimately i just feel like there's another driving force that kind of makes things happen and i had no control over it and it's either It's a lesson I have to get through. It's a weird thing.

1:32:43 never know because you go to sleep every night. of life is retirement stuff or like i don't know you've always had success so you just the most Don't you think you'd get the edge? My brain needs it. but I really do hope you get that neck looked at. I enjoy that. Because you're so- that oh that one that looks so fucking crazy that looks like it probably is. Oh, that one. I didn't even fucking see that over there.

1:35:46 Yeah. I don't know. You like acupuncture? They might be right. you get knotted up and yeah that's why i worry about your neck like there might be something But this is different because your neck is always straight up and down, it slowly and it strengthens the muscles around that area and like maybe creates because of the Like before a fight, I wouldn't want to be having to get massaged up. You like to be tight. I like um before a fight i wouldn't want to be having to get massaged

1:39:09 I have no choice, bro. before which is weird to me right i would honestly I mean, that says that he was free in that moment to do so, Yeah, he's a very good kicker. He practices it. At least I don't know how many sell It just happened, man, before that fight for that camp. I used to say it back in the day. It was beautiful in Destin, Florida. suck that's a rough way to go son you can't see that motherfucker like you can't get away

1:45:09 But, like, Duncan was there. And it's like, I would jump in and then go back to the sand. Oh, my God. Imagine cutting a hole in a river It's terrible man. but but maybe you know people We all are. But it was interesting. Nigiri? Yeah. So far, I like it. I don't want to be strict You see this shit Fucking. with a human. I hope I can entertain the world. Fuck yeah. All right. Thank you, Mike. Thank you. spirit, man. You're a fun dude to watch. I'm a fan. Thank you. I'm a fan. Thank you, man. Thank you.