Joe Rogan Experience #103 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience And we killed the bad guy who was living in squalor in pakistan i'll So I think it was probably a large underground bunker type situation. Or it had a lot of security and a lot of firewalls and stuff like that. He's got to be around militants only. We're talking about this guy who's probably the head of a gigantic terrorist organization

2:01 I didn't know that. I do remember that what they did was they got all these people in Afghanistan themselves. When shit got weird with Afghanistan, that's when Homeboy came into the picture. See, what they did was they threw out this bogus birth certificate. there's a bunch of what people don't know is a lot of people are claiming osama bin or not osama

4:13 Nipfing, like with a K. or something like that? Brian Redband. That Redband dude. Yeah, there you go. That Redband guy. He was You know, just fuck, fuck, fuck. I don't know why it does it. Who cares? I think we could do a lot better in deciding who gets to stay here and who doesn't. That's the whole thing. It is by our founding fathers. And they were fucking their slaves.

7:12 happened to have slaves Sure. I mean, there's a big difference the reason why people were willing Get them addicted to working. a single payment for three months. By then, Which is way worse than being a slave. No. Really? It is free will and it is a society super, super rich and then they have super poor people that work for them fucking bono yeah the difference

10:50 to a college anyway you're gonna kind of half-ass it you know like whenever i've been doing more Once you're on that path and you're moving, you're like, shit, I don't like this path. proponents of hallucinogens, it's just a game. It doesn't exist. It's not a real thing. It's time for everyone to stop playing I have a few of them, and in every one of them there was child abuse.

13:04 I don't know. when you hear about a commune or a cult or anything that's really alternative to the standard model, What is it? It's men. But five dudes can kill you. We worry, you know. When VCRs came along, all of a sudden you can watch something again. that's how it always ends right the guy's always the guy's always banging somebody well yeah it

16:28 He's like, they're coming for me. it's a very strange thing our society does not tolerate alternative ways of living sprouting up Oh, that's the Timothy. I've heard his name. And well, they weren't supposed to be, but they're experimenting with psilocybin to induce And this ended up in Timothy Leary and Richard Alpert getting kicked out of Harvard because like

19:47 And yes, according to this book, this woman who dated Timothy Leary supposedly went to this Mexican, to this retreat or the hotel in Mexico. Is that sounds like that bitch already said too much. Yeah. The CIA did a bunch of studies in 1962 out of Harvard, and Ted Kaczynski volunteered for these studies. he moved and just started this attack on all these professors and innovators and all these people

21:51 These papers have been released and they found out that they did LSD studies on whole towns in France. And that was 10 years. you can pick a TV show or a movie. The special effects were awesome. We're talking about 1936. a guy in a seat he's just sitting in a seat and he's got like a periscope just like you would that that's even real. I was watching old Twilight Zone.

24:47 I love watching old Twilight Zones. Yeah. It was awesome. They did a Twilight Zone So good. Do you remember Amazing Stories? had that horrible accident and helicopters. Yeah. that is washing the window and the car And basically it's a stunt that went wrong. He was fine. He wasn't fine. He had to go to the hospital for a couple weeks I just met type of person and it's like a job that's

27:57 Oh, it totally makes sense. I'd set my kids on fire. You'll get killed. fall guy? Yeah. Remember Alf? Yeah. Yeah. Was he supposed to be a computer or something? I remember I fucking loved it back in the day. Huh Who's like a bad cop movie you actually could do that if you wanted to. if you ever need proof of evolution for knuckleheads, stupid and fake because no everyone sort of accepted it you know i mean like when they saw

31:26 Look how much 3D has evolved. and it was just like, whoa, that's crazy. very transparent like oh my god shut up Avatar depression. Well, you have Avatar depression. of rocks and he looks out the window and he goes oh that's like what which is ogrear Ogremar from World of Warcraft I'm like I don't even know what that means aren't those awesome You don't have things backed up?

33:45 It fucking sucks. I was going to say, it's like a fucking window into an alternate universe. because, you know, it's like, Starcraft, all these, like like a portal what were this is the very first surge of water and this virtual Yeah, I mean, they've made machines that do that. Yeah, like maybe you can wear some. And it has precise, like you line it up on the video game.

35:51 you have no more past. a game yeah yeah like yeah like that will a lot of people say this could be like some alien everything is all scented candles and perfectly lit white rooms and no one has There's constant shit going on to keep you entertained. Yes, I am saying that. That you're somehow or another secretly in charge with running the world and running

38:52 like cnn cnn watch the news and then outside it's like beautiful and the grass is growing right so that I don't think, and I think it goes along with the same thing We're set up to imitate our atmosphere, but we don't know when our atmosphere is bullshit. And I don't think we're set up to, to process that. And the key is, when somewhere sucks, Yeah, everywhere you go, you're going to see bombs going off and people getting shot and planes dropping fucking missiles out of the sky onto the wrong building.

41:43 They live in the denial of the fact that you will not be able to hold on to anything. Well, yeah, but for example, there's law. of human beings and from things written down on paper. if you go to turkey and you have heroin strapped to your back and they catch you they put you in Well, the idea would be, I think, that laws, like good laws, would be laws that were a natural expression of a kind of metaphysical function of the universe.

43:58 of violence, man. Yeah, it's called the no. As individuals, most wouldn't agree with, you know, even some drug smuggling laws. I think you need some sort of regulation on these assholes that want to come in here We're in agreement on that. They're companies. And they profit. They make once they fucked up, they became slaves. And you're Yeah, I read that.

46:48 Because, I mean, aren't they always saying All of them are private. I don't know what the increase in crime has been since the economy went to shit, of us. how come he can't step up and figure out some way where they have something to fucking look forward to, the first things you do? And in comparison to how much fucking money we spend would have paid for college and free health care for everyone in the country. believe, that says that instead of the money it cost us to kill bin Laden,

49:44 It is the reality. the way to change it, it almost changed. Our minds are focused 100% And the Internet's changed that to some degree. learning it again i think right now more so than any time in my life i hear psychedelic discussion And, you know, you come back as a better person, man. I'm May 22nd. imagined. You can see Jesus. and they condone slavery. The Bible's a silly

53:23 They only know a certain percentage of the words in ancient Hebrew. Like they literally don't know what the words mean. what the Dead Sea Scrolls was all about If you were a bunch of idiots that was living 7,000 years ago ago or whatever the fuck they were and you know you're you're living You're going to want to hide all that stuff. about the people who wrote the dead sea scrolls whoever the fuck they were is that they were

56:18 the a close linguistic description of that place onto this planet look at the fucking change it caused it that? And the more you try to But it's not like people are supposed to stop bringing that message back. But apparently she went to Peru to engage in an ayahuasca ceremony and they were giving her a hard time What God is is perfect and all-knowing and all-embracing and loving and wise and constantly around you all the time.

59:04 No way. taken on these personalities and think that we're individuals and you know what else breaks off from How do you not know that those thoughts, those demons just represent thoughts in your mind? Well, yeah, I mean, I think that that's the modern take on it, and I think that that's one useful handle to grab a hold of an idea like that. and that when you think of the imagination or when you think of dreams

1:01:54 show up it is possible that negative things that you've created in your own life shitty choices or This guy comes up to me and he goes, I need to talk to you. I go, that sounds like Brian. And he goes, I've seen things that you've never seen. That's crazy. I'm still hungover from fuckingey diaz giving me a banana cake I don't tell anybody ever to take more than a quarter.

1:04:11 I only took half of one of these knowing him. marijuana trip i'm laying in bed And I guess they all melted together. And he was like his first time trying it. They come out during runner's high and some other things, but also It's all good things for society. Dude. I went on stage and sparked up a joint immediately. Was it too much? Like too much smoke?

1:07:35 That motherfucker needs ventilation for sure. the 90 days between the the next revision of the I said it was like 3,000 years. on those mummies. or the effects, the need that people have were their distant ancestors and somehow that line of guilt still No one needs mushroom, you know, down the line. Yes. Those are the experiments that they've been doing

1:12:00 I don't know. You know, the speculation about psychedelic trips is that the more people take the psychedelic trip, the more potent the psychedelic is. Right. and you're going to add your trip about that. Because it's such a strict fucking thing. and God knows what the fuck that is. the same fucking station and i've been also you know the the different tests that they did

1:15:41 mushrooms lets you kind of tap the history of your DNA some way, like the memories of your ancestors. jaguars used to eat people. of big teeth and big scary beast that shit's ingrained in the memory man there's there's Because a dog's still tuned. Slow down. Let me get a map of this. ride isn't you. It's your DNA fucking dirt then you're out of your mind like we're all doomed there's no way out of it we're

1:18:36 It's a fucking giant existing and you go into some kind of like new age um uh paradise where you're flying around you know i want to i think it's time for me to reincarnate as a blind person who um can't walk it's very possible there will be no consciousness. Atheists are just as silly as religious people. The Christian ghost story is hell. drink hemlock and his response to their attempt to or they were going to execute him he said okay

1:23:01 if I die, if you give me this stuff And you keep doing it until you have no shitty thoughts, And if inside every galaxy there's a supermassive black hole that's exactly one half of one percent of the mass of the galaxy. I don't think it's that preposterous that your But there's a negative version. But his idea isn't that when you get things right, then you get to move on.

1:25:42 And a deja vu... That seems like a giant leap, though. all I'm saying is that it just requires this giant leap to think that that we're not projections of you but it's it's possible that you're the universe in the very And really, ultimately, it's just one of a million different possibilities. That guy. Whoop, whoop, whoop. Whoa. Is there somebody whose mom comes home and she's like, oh, the abortion went all right,

1:28:29 You get her pregnant. Like, if you're someone who delivers babies, you home you're like i delivered three babies today life is beautiful in this country alone. He's like a fetus that grew out of control. Yeah. They are neurologically going to figure out how to put you into this place sure there's gonna be there's gonna be some problems initially but isn't that crazy about

1:31:43 I told you, I got jacked. Yeah. They get the number, and then they make a new card, and they're just sucking numbers out of the system. this site is known for hosting malware. and they're all hackers. What is that? How do they do that? My Dathrak is a warlock and he's almost level 71. How do you feel that fucking game? It doesn't matter. I love it. My Dathrak is a warlock, and he's almost level 71.

1:33:59 Yeah. make it so that I can't play it anymore, Or is it an online thing? No, you just download the program I wish that tone wasn't in your voice when you asked that question. Because, you know, we've got the human beings are based on a reward system. was cool all of a sudden becomes a million times cooler and then a million times cooler and then a Let's say... He thought about that for a

1:37:25 You know might as well have been a dude. Why do you have a dip in your mouth? It's kind of gross, but whatever. Yeah. People fucking cheering at the White House. he was dead in 1992. Wasn't that the premise of a movie? they are fucking terrifying to know that this guy existed. of an argument with one guy one of the first guys he ever killed was over a pool game uh yeah he

1:40:00 Yeah, and he's got that weird accent. because they haven't decided yet. Yeah, I don't know, man. I mean, It was always like Remember, but his face was fatter. Yeah, the fucking fake Bin Laden sucks. So, you don't think they've killed Bin Laden? They're not going to pretend that they killed somebody and not. The scariest ones they send into terrible hostile areas to kill bad guys.

1:42:47 where they all would have long hair and tattoos you ever watch any of those Discovery Channel specials And if you want to, if you're good enough at killing people and you're willing to pledge mind so they can send you places to go fuck people bandanas over bullet wounds i'll get it patched up later boss There were only two others. and she was this poor little girl from wherever the fuck she was,

1:45:44 She had to hide. shown the plans to descend on this base and attack Osama bin Laden. Listen. Oh, yeah. It's Con Air. Ready? He was also in Hot Shots. Well, can't we? Let's make it dads. gutenberg i said alicia silverstone on a plane i was like who the hell Yeah. How do you even remember Steve Guttenberg? I said Alicia Silverstone on a plane. Yeah, Guttenberg, there's a famous scene of him outside of Phil Hartman's house after

1:48:18 But the way he was doing it, we're going fishing this weekend. Well, you know, it's that want to be famous thing, man. Yeah, I've seen it. Now he's not. I knew the guy was going to be good in the end. I can see that on TV. is it? Yeah, that doesn't even one percent describe how fucked up it is. Lars Van Trier. So this is depressing. Is it be sad yeah i mean you're gonna it's gonna yeah it's depressing and sad and

1:51:35 That's something I heard. dealing with that kind of event happening. Why is that such a prevalent theme the zombie theme why is that so reoccurring i mean out of Well, I mean, yeah, I think, I guess I'm going a little, like, Oh, intestines! They always have to wear them. It used to be Dawn of the Dead. They ran at you. is that people in Egypt Like the military can't stop these shuffling morons.

1:54:28 These drone attacks aren't working. Zombie team. There's a guaranteed core group of humans you're going to get every zombie movie you make. What do you got? I'm not saying that you should put this on Wikipedia, who apparently didn't read the signs. the strongest imaginable. was you know thousands and thousands of people that massey hall is fucking huge it's huge it's

1:56:56 Like as I was walking. like cause there's and Doug Benson was there nothing i go come down to the show so he came down i go you want to go on stage he goes yeah there's 2,600 people. You're going to get a certain Montreal. There was a guy, and he was an heckler, and he really, I mean, he's an idiot for yelling during your show, but I really know he didn't mean any harm by it.

1:58:28 and he was so drunk, really heady, trippy shit, what's going on is important how about this how about this message you get from time to time Or I can Twitter like someone said that about about Top Gear. Yeah. When you do something like that, you don't get a chance to follow me again. To be listening to a podcast and be like, this is the last straw.

2:01:07 When you get all angry about it, Sit right in front of a laptop, which you can do if you want. Yeah. And a lot of people are like, why would the government do this? and sometimes they contribute. I'm going to read you the story. as we're leaving yeah play uh the one i've heard is called swagger dude you got to come on this You're my number one favorite podcast guest, Duncan.

2:03:40 And they can all go fuck themselves if they want to argue about it. Listen, you fucking Momo. All right. Yeah, I haven't had time. and the pilot was about the research When will you know whether or not people And you can also get him. Yeah, catch him on Twitter. And then the next gig I got coming up In the kitchen It's still 100 the same and then june i got um june 10th coming up

2:06:13 but it is illegal for Joey to exit Not for tickling, player. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. People are getting violent right now, But yes, I was not going to have this. Absolutely. The moment it was coming out of my mouth. This is the good part? What's all this piano shit? At least one guy right now. for the Fleshlight and enter Don't worry. I wouldn't steal your wrong dog.