Joe Rogan Experience #104 — Sam Tripoli Transcript

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0:00 podcast on a plane productions presents the great sam triple e sounded to be in such a Coco Diaz. Dog, dog. but there was, It's always, on watching it. You just don't do it. Sold like hotcakes. Have you ever met anybody that's more fun to hang out with, ever? It's like he's got everything. Yeah, 100%. the face of the earth I think I should just give my seat I think that's the way to roll I should

3:55 they cleared room for another 5,000 seats and sold those out. Not in an hour, in a day. You know, literally, it's that big. feet high. High That guy just knocked off probably the And this dude is just nailing it from behind. Yeah, where is that guy? or they have to have at least a picture of the video of him just rocking the chip there's got to And to prove it, we went to a place.

6:28 ladies and gentlemen hold on one second And then in the back room, they have a legit comedy club. something on before us it was about an hour and then it went to the comedy show then it went to It's just bongs and joints, and they did not stop. oh, he wants me off stage. it's some fat Mexican guy. We, And there's a man named Matt who works for Air Canada.

9:13 Randy gets the gold. But this guy, And he wouldn't even take a tip. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know how they got to be so cool as a country. Yeah, they're like, who gives a shit? It's all cycles. Yeah. Not that i know of goes back down, boom, up with the kick. was he didn't put his arms to the side like a crane. It's like there was an order to getting out.

12:47 They send soldiers to deal with the conflict in the Middle East, It took very aggressive people to get here. And before then, this was uninhabitable. So while people were living throughout Europe Yeah. and one of the Canadians was fighting, the place went nuts. You know, so they're trying to figure that out over the next 90 days. If you could, please, thank you.

15:50 Welcome aboard. The stewardesses in Air Canada could not be nicer. It's almost like our experiment Outside of Toronto and outside of Vancouver They just kind of let things slide I came home last night. but I left a little money, man. I'm tired of cleaning up Go ahead, stupid. Well, isn't there stories of people who called 911 that they had pot brownies

18:45 and seen some things a certain mentality Yeah, and then you've seen news watching the royal wedding i'm like what are you doing you're a man it's so weird why would you Like UFC viewing parties, women had viewing parties. What was number three? really just a preparation fucking phenomenal and Doug Benson got to go on. Tell us. I felt weird. It was one of the few shows where I was nervous, like, the day of the show.

22:01 A huge, beautiful, historic hall, and it couldn't have been cooler the show was It did get creepy at the end. I have to talk to you about something. And I have to discuss this with you. I'm like, well, it sounds like Brian. Yeah. you've learned something and it's so weird that like he obviously looks up to you but like it's so weird that, like, he obviously looks up to you. But, like, it's so weird to come to somebody you really don't know with your stories of fucking drug abuse.

25:03 I go, you don't know what I've seen. I gotta go. I'm from the Young? People discredited young? Really? they like to talk. I never paid attention to Freud or Carl Jung. I have a couple Carl Jung books that somebody recommended, so I bought them. assholes that have had wild drug experiences, good for you. Yeah, exactly. crazy manifestos. I am interested in seeing that.

28:16 Incredible Hulk. I liked all of them. Yeah, I did and let him do a movie like that? and they can do dragons and they can do monsters. But you ever see when they try to do like I guess that's what a dragon's like. All Harry Met Sally. If you can't remember, how am I supposed to read it? and you get 30,000 feet It's fucking because the eye can see things it hasn't seen before

31:10 It's all about positive thinking and energy and all that stuff. What in the bleep do we know? Yeah. what? I can't see it. Where is it? where he shits on midgets they went to they were doing headlining a comedy club or they were Out of anybody of any group, Oh, yeah. That's where He's got a little mustache, and he goes on tour with her. when, what's his face, Mini-Me went on it?

34:52 instead of using his penis, he actually Oh, yeah. And she tried to give me the whole story that he wanted to put out or someone else wanted to put out. Is that everyone has to sign off? And, yeah, they went back and they did reshoots. I'm good, dude. She was at the Sal's Comedy Hall, and she's lost. And they want revenge upon those her idea to release this tape and mini me said no yeah he fought it. He went to court. He didn't want it out.

37:56 that one playmate who's one of the twins now podcasts so i've had about 10 girls on i try to mix it up i try to do like comics and adult I forget who else. Oh, my friend Chris. We all went out to eat after the show. And there was a has been, you know, Jimmy Norton is a complete Urine, logs, dropping logs on his chest. I don't want to be a loser. came in and my friend brian jarvis who like, one of the funniest dudes you'll ever...

41:15 And she turned him around and she starts whipping his back. But it was like this weird whipping kind of like windmill thing she used to do. A bunch of little frilly things. And she just got this kind of Me neither. So Norton winds up getting her number, and, you know, he wants to arrange a session. I actually got peed on by the girl who ended up being Hannah Montana's double,

43:26 I dared her to do it. It was great. Am I a porta potty? She peed on me. Yeah. No But the characters are different Whatever happened to her? Somehow she had some stuff going, Well, because there's always a new model coming out. and then there'll just be another one right after that. credits at him, just so excited, I'm just like... You're like, yeah.

47:24 not an mma fan to appreciate how crazy, especially if you're not an MMA fan, yeah, a lightweight champion. and i go that guy's the best he's the best the best ever with you i would never have known that She was the new model. Gone. to the future. And sometimes it gets to them. they don't have it because it's out of their reach and it seems like when you know with human nature

50:40 on fear for sure I never acted on. I assessed that area of my personality and like when you meet a comedian who thinks they're a tough guy because they're funny on stage, I'm not like them. are known for being the biggest dicks. I've heard none but bad things about that. He said hi back. And, you know, they see the kid, all of a sudden he's blowing up and, you know, and they hate on him.

53:20 quit doing that i don't drink i don't do that do that. I don't drink coffee. Like, she's constantly, like, doing whatever it takes to make herself more confident in what she's doing. So for someone like me, tell me, what is the knock on her? They're saying, why am I not making it? and she does her act and like i have a lot of respect for that and i you know it goes back to

55:08 LA, you were, you were already, you know, on your way up, so you were already in, but for the longest I think B.J. Novak was the first one. and they make it, or their special takes off, you get a certain part of you, it's very cool. about anybody. but that's rare, And all of a I mean, someone like you, Nick Swartzen, And sometimes I think that people mistake

58:19 And you also get a sense of Gabriel Iglesias, same thing. I don't think it's hurt you at all. in particular, two of them are guys who used to open up for mensia and used to That's not fucking cool at all. Somebody make that a ringtone. It's like someone stealing your car and driving by. little backlash against you in certain parts not because they thought you were wrong but there's so

1:01:10 And I always tell them, look at the tape. There is a fucking sound, there's a word that is yelled when Carlos runs into the room and I saw Steve starting to go into it, so I was like, I didn't want him to do it, and you know, for me personally, I don't know Got that side night, there's three shows, and after the first show, when the manager comes up to me,

1:03:55 Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. doesn't show up, and all of a sudden, Brad Williams comes, doing that midget dance, like, But I'm not at that level. So he goes, you guys have been great. everything he can oh I have to follow this dude in Texas. and I didn't even wait to shake your hand and I just dropped it, and the place just goes boom. And they just go, boom.

1:07:31 That's possible. through it, man, but it wasn't my brightest moment. Did he go up on that show too or just Two stoned is way easier than two drunk, though. that they had had a conversation with the pot and the pot. That's it, you know? but they will criticize and critique every last second. And, you know, you've got to understand that with a podcast, with a podcast is a conversation.

1:10:31 Yeah, I listen to it. it can actually benefit you. there's no, she's a pole dancer in my show, Thank you. We're the best in North America for a reason. Ever. But I want to ask you speaking of hearing Yeah. but up until that, yeah, it was an excellent card. and they're so matched up that maybe there's no engaging. and guys like to watch that, but maybe that's what I felt was like UFC.

1:14:45 Yeah, it's easy for me to sit outside and say that, joke man there's no dabbling and fighting when you're talking about training intense training he conditions his body to this insane peak and then rides that conditioning out with his uh with because it's more about power and precision and stuff like that, knocked out you know he was untouchable in his prime oh and they were talking about you know

1:17:22 He's not known for being at the game an hour or two hours early working on his shot. He's not known as that guy. It's like the 135-pound guys? speed where his hands are down. I sometimes go down the wild card $10 to do the whole myth for me for a little while. when I was like 12 and smack myself for thinking I could be a pro athlete. hardest worker on the court or the ring and that can get you so far but you got to have a minimum

1:20:04 And it's so funny when you, comedy many tools that i could i could hear a heckle and just take my time because i'm moving so fast in my it becomes a part of how you naturally You're wired. I mean, I think it's a combination. just got hammered on and I mean just from all sides and I just why why the far end of the booth all of your experiences have kind of accumulated together to make you as a human being.

1:23:17 It's so strange because for me, I've become a different person over the last 10 years you know, there's always artistic improvement. There's personal improvement, all the different And I think I heard Tony Robbins describe it this way, And that's what I kind of feel like, that these little changes that you make, sometimes it's two or three nights in a row where because of my schedule i only get like a couple

1:26:02 or whether it's stress, that's when things get squirrely, Some people don't like that thought. For me personally, it's more about owning everything that goes in my life, both the good and the bad, And a lot of stuff like kind of went away. You can change how you view your situation. You could always improve. don't know what reverse skull hump means and i'm your friend so tell me what that means i always

1:29:32 style, I do this, like, move that, in porn, it's like the anal move, and then I do this and it always goes really well. And now I don't do it anymore. So you used to be closing a lot of these clubs. What clubs got mad at you? wasn't any of that stuff, and I would always do really well on radio, I'm great on radio, it just, long time i haven't done any television stand-up, which really sucks because I have a whole bunch of great shit.

1:32:30 I think that's just because Segura's really good. But, you know, a few of them I had heard of or somebody had told me, How did you do that? were like, you're great at, you should, you're really fine. You should try stand-up. So we And I was like, this kid's fast. with him very funny mood fat had a a natural, quick sense of humor. that was very funny in Australia about Aborigines.

1:35:15 and he did it and this couple was crying after the show and you know and they were complaining I guess I'm a hardened dude own what you do. That's you, stupid. But what you do that's you stupid but what you are is you Yeah. i used to do about ufos and the joke was about roswell new mexico about how the ufo crashed in on Mexicans. And I go, and I'd talk about like Japan versus Mexico, what a cute war that'd be.

1:38:08 It also comes to the fact that people connect with the 1950s civil rights movement. think it's just so easy to be they don't't understand how many people are trying to hold me back and how I have to fight Yeah. You know what I'm saying? because it was a death blow. God. But as a weapon, you know, it's to me like when you get in an argument with a woman and she goes, you hate women, you have a problem with women.

1:40:51 racist. Well, it's really not racist. is racism and because there was a time where that would stop the conversation you know it's like Yeah, yeah. So it doesn't really become the message. around the world and i tell you man i i miss two things when i leave america sports center and What it is, you'll never get to the point What political correctness does is it's trying to compensate

1:44:27 I hate when you say something on stage and sometimes I'll be like, okay, I've got to pull that and some people just get like and they're not happy that they had it month you're killing a baby i don't know when whenever the baby can live outside the womb i Okay, I agree. The people that are militantly pro-life and pick at abortion clinics, I just find them all to be fucking wackos.

1:47:06 I had a discussion with a friend of mine who's very pro-life, I'm just saying there should be as many options out there as possible to be adopted by whoever will love This podcast sucks. But, you know, it's not about that. And sometimes we're talking about aliens. And one of the most rewarding things about this podcast, and I got it left and right in Toronto,

1:49:14 We're going to sitcom on the WB. You can also see the Naughty Show podcast, which is on the Death Squad podcast on iTunes. And what we were talking about, about your stand-up It's been that way for and a lot of UFC fans. I love your boxing commentary. Before he was ever a boxing broadcaster, he was actually a rapper. This has been the fourth edition, I believe, of Podcast on a Plane.

1:51:56 And we will be back Whatever, bitches.