Joe Rogan Experience #1042 — Krystyna Hutchinson & Corinne Fisher Transcript

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0:00 Yeah, they're great. We got two of them. It is, but it's not good at it. It could get you. I don't think so. I'd put my head in a tub of water for a little bit. Yeah. No. Nice. You wipe back to front once? She was a little like. Yeah. I can reach all the way around now. Do you wipe your ass stand up you got a wipe and wipe and lime and when you're like what is this

3:16 Whoa. I mean, it would have to just. Well, you're human. Well, because people call the whole but that's not technically accurate. Here's the staple. your vagina is fully functioning and it works Well, I Not me personally, I mean, but it also desensitizes the area a lot. They took a piece of your patella. Damn. It would be a big pussy too because it's quite a large opening.

6:35 Vagina juices. Exactly. We've been in LA for like three days. So it's like it's an app and then beyond filters, you actually can like take your finger and Well, the weird ones do. I'm such a bitch. ones and they got un-retouched realize how gross it looks until you see it in Whoa. Go find the Mexico pictures because there was paparazzi pictures of her walking on the

8:59 This humanizes her. Kim Kardashian And people are held up to be role models, though. She's on television. It is. You could say that, but if you're But she has confidence. because this is pop culture that is famous flipping through Instagram and going like, I don't know who he was. got some talent yeah you got a bunch of people who love you that's uncomfortable that's so

11:52 Yeah, but what he said was funny. Right, exactly. That's so sad. we're gonna die i'm constantly worried about that human. You're worried about your own mortality. You worry about all sorts of things. I like that we're going to die. That's just, I mean, neuroses. So a lot of people aren't confident in their intelligence, their health. Anything I want to do, I want to try to do.

13:51 I don't like Yeah, like a hard time relaxing. We were always working. i'm not fun i mean i like skiing but it's because i was like, I'm doing something. I'm learning a new skill. It's so weird because she gives you compliments and you never hear a compliment from her. Interesting. Yes. And when you do, people email us, they tweet us, and we go up like 10 positions in the

16:04 it's good. And then you pick up your thought And there was A lot of episodes And so When to do it At the same time And it's very creepy We'll talk We've said like the same sentence, a long sentence at the same time. We did a two-woman show at UCB. It really took a toll on her. I like how you call it an anti slut shaming podcast too. I think a lot of people do that to themselves.

18:11 I mean, there's some weird sexual politics that go on in this country. Because any religion that represses people, it's like you're going to explode one day. Do you know the whole story about Ratzinger, who was the last pope? he was taking priests 100 deaf kids. It's terrifying. So I picked a general doctor and he was like, it was this old man. I was so, I was like, how did I let that slide?

21:15 doctors feeling them I even caught doctors having sex with patients oh why as well right for cancer that's what happened And I guess it was just too upsetting. about running into people how many hundreds of people you run into all it takes is one creep I think the suppression, any sort of suppression of desires, it fosters that sort of creepy behavior.

23:24 Work hard, play hard what's Did you see the that they're making sex robots that look really they look like actual women? And you could really go buck wild and let loose and be vulnerable. These are guys who choose dolls sex with a woman and this is why. And he said Yeah. And it points out these little things that little boys pick up. pussy or the getting pussy or

26:02 and they raised you, you might have some really Like I was watching this video on YouTube. off. Yeah, he was a little mentally unstable. who's working there instead and give them out like very I was like I want to intervene but he might stab me was he saying it about someone Yeah, there's that fine line. And then you're dead. and was like, I've seen that a lot in New York City though.

28:17 I mean, there was a guy not too long ago who just went up to the man sitting next to me And I'm kind of just thinking in my head, I love to step in. Most of the sexual assaults I've experienced have been on the subway. You saw someone take a shit on the subway? Yeah, multiple times. Come on. Yeah, they don't want to get hurt. Are you talking about homeless people?

29:56 Four. he had like elephantitis of the dick and I'm like no way I don't know. Like, that was his thing. Do you know that San Francisco, they have such a problem with people shitting on the minded lefties. That's where we invited That's a good tactic. Oh my God. didn't know that the homeless people Why? and it was just like a fun, really fun night. everyone's having a fun, warm Christmas inside

32:40 It was. And when was the last time you hung out Just like a slow release from the hug. That he grabbed her tits? Yeah, I'm pretty But it's tricky. But if you have someone I didn't even say anything. please. He got feely. There is, yeah. I mean, that's you using your hands as underwire, right? Chest to chest hugs are good because hands move too good.

35:32 She is in a good way And I will now hug you on the way out if I'm allowed I was comfortable until you just used your hands as underwire, so now I'm scared. We love Andy. Let me in. It could have been a number of different things. And he wants to sometimes, and, like, he'll go on, like, he did my my podcast once and he was talking about being sober Because he was living in his ex-wife's

37:48 assistant which is to this day one of the funniest things i've ever seen oh that's right we like know what he's going to do kind of thing. When we would do scenes together, So we kind of went into it and he had just, time hurt people and so he said yes to doing Guys We Fucked because he was trying to make amends for all He had no fucking idea what it was.

39:46 but I think he was just trying to put good out into the universe. Yeah. fucking character as characters shit, probably shouldn't do that, huh? A girl can rape a guy. It is rare. Yeah. uncomfortable and he said now i know what it's like to be a woman he was joking around about it And then that anxiety got created in his work environment. mean it ended there though but yeah yeah because I was somehow

43:11 so much bigger than me getting roofied. But we both feel really lucky. For sure. seeing other men be douchebags to women lie to women and then they get laid and by the time he They look at women as the enemy. Well, one of the reasons why I'm not friends with one guy in particular is because of an Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes, man, we meet men that are, you know, and it's not often, but you meet them and more resentful and angry about women yeah sometimes man we meet men

47:00 you is to make you feel bad yeah that's true's true. If they say something nice to you, you don't respond. Just try to say mean things. because they're losers. Exactly. I'm going to shit on people. I like it. it's no one's actual John Ronson is our play thing You know, like I have chickens, and one of the things you always hear about chickens And the other chickens will pile on and they'll chase the chicken around and peck it for no reason.

49:06 I'm terrified of birds. You're right. and then they were shunned. they have a perspective and maybe uh in an introspective way of approaching things that There's a few artists, musicians, and painters that were never available And we're looking at them as if there's something wrong with them because they don't they don't interact with people in the same way as most people do emotionally and sometimes

51:56 Giant. And, you know, I think we have to realize that this society, like if it was for you, We'd kill all the animals. could show me Oh yeah. That is very true. It is kind of true in a lot of She's overweight and she's unhappy and unhealthy. Right. position or maybe even like get a job you know a better job or promotion i mean there's that's like we got our little 40 and that's okay you're just using each other they're using you to feel

55:15 Yeah. But I think. Bonnie and Rich. Corinne Fisher and James Myers. Wait, no time. I've never been in a relationship as long as I've been doing stand-up. to me because you're human why would why would would she want to talk to me because you're human why would why would men talk to me well you're looking at yourself yeah but you're like opened up about a lot of shit yeah i'm surprised no i've known bonnie

58:04 They don't look at you like a peer. So like doormen. they're fucking comics. There's no place in New York that has one multiple rooms like that. That is a super support. when we think of good, Don't you guys think that now it's easier to do that too? I mean, there's some examples of it. I mean, the quality of the Right. and we always talk everybody up

1:00:47 Because it feels good to be supportive of people you respect and admire and who are Yeah. oh you can think of a lot of famous ones and only talk to them and just like looking down yeah but then it was so LA I was so LA I was like, hey, how you doing? And had sunglasses and doors. I'm like, you're a dick. Yeah, but then inside. He was going through some weird shit.

1:02:18 Yeah, get those nudes in, baby. Really? Good. It's good lighting If you have a weird feeling down there You just squat over a mirror Yeah. is just the the hole that we're most concerned about like the pussy is the house but the vagina Do girls share information about what to do with dicks? What's some information you've gotten? It's got to be better now than when we were young.

1:05:07 we're in the middle through the air. you can get away with then, go watch Eddie Murphy raw. Yeah. Mary had a little lamb yeah that's true that have done that Because I saw him when he stopped doing that. He stopped he's like hey fuck you wanted him to go and it was really funny when he was younger yeah it worked for him then he just didn't and was like, what the fuck am I doing? Oops. And it was really funny when he was younger.

1:07:15 It must be hard to perform and never feel like yourself. What you're presenting. I think the ability to lie, like I think, I believe that we are, some sort of a neural interface that they're working How? You know what it looks like. We're in a different world and it's not that far away. I mean, you're talking about just a couple They're sponges. And it's insane.

1:10:21 It is a miracle. what if it'll make when you get on I gotta go to the bathroom now. It was like at the end of a two week I'm like, you're going to hate me, And then there's like, Yeah. And then when Christina said, why is this little girl looking at me? And the lady was like, does she need to get off? i got home to my apartment she just put a blanket over her and i was like that's the way we're gonna

1:13:13 I don't love edibles either. I mean, because that's scary shit. You need you need to study yeah it's definitely not something you and then you meet Jesus a second later. Like that if you do, when you do something like DMT, it is so profoundly bizarre that after it's over, you are so stunned at how few people know about this and how you didn't I mean, it sounds like it.

1:15:28 Have you ever seen a healer, and I had. How's that work? Did you wake up? but I, Did you look into his background? I'm like, like he was trying to get warm in it your body can produce some pretty incredible something to you. There's a weird thing There's no science behind it. Okay. I was in a really deep depression. Because your mind is a part of your body.

1:18:47 Yeah. We talked about primates and he's a really, really fascinating guy. Like that someone can rub their hands and pull the bad juju out of your body. I can, if I like lay on my bed and meditate, There's a lot of things that we do where we go towards comfort and away from these uncomfortable Do you give a shit about the comments? write articles about us, like calling us

1:21:59 and affection? to say something like that to you. You guys don't say mean shit about men. But you guys aren't men haters. Guys We Fucked. like i don't want to hear what these bitches have to say like you should listen you should listen from their point of view. to jerk off and shit, disgusting or what, or whatever the reaction is, they're going to check it out.

1:24:17 When you're sitting down with people who you've had these intimate relationships, both emotional and sexual, with it's just like holding a communicating with each other fuck another woman girl queen but that sounds stupid so we don't call it? It sounds dumb. Who says that? Q-U-E-A-N is cuckween. And then a dude emailed me. and then one of them was like at the

1:26:23 that poor guy that just sits there and pretends. But I mean, the thing that they're projecting, like this vision of this poor guy who's with What were you researching? Why are my pants off? I think porn's like anything else. That weird thing that you're doing doing people will numb themselves with that if me got it no see you later what were you using if you weren't using real people were you just

1:28:36 let's masturbate to that neighbor guy that we had at our Airbnb. you can go there in your head and he doesn't know and tell you like so many men do. is different than a guy saying it to a girl. I mean, and that's this thing that we like to pretend that's not true. That article that I pulled up before we started the podcast. one of my favorite Men with muscles and money

1:30:23 it's not tech Showing gender roles aren't progressing. But the funny thing, like, I don't like, I mean, success to me, I like it because that I mean, I'm not like, ugh. Well, isn't that the thing about what is attractive is that everybody's got their own little thing. Best plus. Some girls think that's hot. Some girls like a gut. He has a little belly.

1:32:25 Come on. doesn't look healthy. There's Iggy. Well, Iggy looks pretty good. he might be 60 years old there. He's getting hotter. that was like a lot of females. She's very graceful, but then she's like, It's like the person who posts the most pictures always have Instagram pages I get so just depressed You're so polar opposite. and it's nice to see like i think a lot of people like seeing two women that like just

1:35:35 be both things you can be a great comedian and you could also sexually assault people like you a peer. Exactly and that's what That's why that indicates to me it's a power struggle. he's letting on because it's like, Yeah. The problem is you're also doing it to a person that doesn't want you Yeah. and like he's going to I don't know. But with that though

1:37:51 Like you want to touch you know the kid we knew about it well what do you mean? And everyone was laughing. I wanted to see his dick. dick that you saw that I can't believe I've game and I'm like I mean I've seen Ari's dick and balls multiple times. I didn't show you the hole. genital mutilation tradition amongst women. And a lot of kids lose their dicks from it every year.

1:40:43 And so they transitioned this person to a woman and they gave him hormones, but he always But what do you do when you cut off a baby's dick? I mean, it is harder to create a penis than it is with the... parts when they're going female to male? I was going to say, chick cut off her dick. Yeah, there's another story about a woman in Orange County who tied her boyfriend up

1:42:10 Badass, but would you say that if a guy did that to a girl? You got a penis transplant And then Who gets your dick Yeah, I'll just put that out there. It's a long, crazy operation. But there was a little, like a give there. so impressive he came right away and i've never i've sucked his dick many times still do that Like, a flashlight is pleasurable because of the suction.

1:44:51 just happy I was there. I don't know. It depends. Why are we sitting here and i'm My boyfriend doesn't use them anymore. This is not getting away. No. Very uncomfortable. He grabbed Sandy, strapped a life preserver to him. Yeah. which is in Los Angeles. I'm like, You're not looking at it. But it's just a little bit of her. They make them out of that,

1:47:27 these caveman nitros, but you screw the top and you can stash money inside. and he had fake rock speakers in his backyard. It's those fucking catalogs they leave on planes. Oh. You know, they have a brothel in Germany now where it's like a sex doll brothel. That doesn't seem clean. Wow. And I mean, so I wouldn't think this rubber thing or watching porn and thinking.

1:49:39 Yeah, of someone sucking a dick is exciting. But if you're holding on to some cold rubber, Oh, I mean, that's, that makes sense. If there is, like, this is, do you know what CRISPR is? And a guy was recently one of the first people to be injected with DNA from CRISPR. what traits they have and don't have. I want to be a six foot three black woman That's like Rachel Dolezal's dream.

1:52:03 Then they're going to go knock out Alzheimer's. They're going to I don't want to live to be 150. Whoa. where the very first guy had it done. Be happy who you are. Yeah, he shoots a Thor shot in your ass, and you look like that Christopher whatever his copying it over and over again. And it's going to get fucked up. And it's going to get scratchy and over again, it's like a VHS tape where you keep copying it over and over again.

1:53:53 I mean, listen, there's going to be some early adopters that are very upset and have buyer's remorse. there's limitations for plastic surgery, but And you couldn't, when people, I've met a couple girls are like yeah these are fake tits i'm like They do not accept fake boy parts. Can you tell that they're obviously implants? The guy I know guys that have had pec implants. What? Calf implants. Yeah. Can you tell that

1:55:13 Oh my God. They can. and bulge and stuff. I didn't even know you still could get gangrene. That makes sense. if you can't change it. No, it's really, really recent. Really, really recent. Have you ever heard of in an attempt to cure a disease. Through an IV, he received billions of copies of a corrective gene and genetic tool to cut his DNA in a precise spot.

1:57:55 Yeah. Radiolab podcast on it. And it's crazy Sorry. Now they give you two weeks of antibiotics. Spreading. Yeah, yeah doesn't. And it's getting worse and worse and worse. Yeah. Spreading. And, you know, for a long time, doctors didn't even know what the fuck it was. Yeah. But then she just got half of her intestines taken out. Wow. And then they started giving him the serious antibiotics.

2:00:29 my older brother is her first kid. Yeah, And this is all, like I said, this discovery of CRISPR is only a couple years old. Yeah. Yeah. while he had to hallucinate. he was recognizing, like, okay, my brain is malfunctioning. They think that people are just crazy and they're from Lyme. that I can't, I like that though. Like you felt like it's a medical issue, that something was going on.

2:03:45 Like I would scream. Oh, yeah. No, no, not. You've got a lot of facts stored in there. someone doing something bad something happening where to you or to anybody to anybody to me to I train and I do like deadlifts and squats and shit. that you know but it's all it's all in like finding what you need to do to kind of balance when this happens, do you ever like do,

2:06:08 Like anger cry. and she's like, on that punching bag. I they don't have them in New York City what a rage room is a place they have you I can't believe buy all the, you know, Look at this guy. That's kind of hot, too. What a bunch of pussies. But I want to destroy some shit and not have there be any consequences. You should do that and go take the kickboxing class.

2:08:20 You ever try yoga? have just like had a fucking anger attack it excites your whole endocrine system, too. Oh, shit. like, getting ahead. You're on the moment? Now I do think of work when i think of sex because you just never figure out how to monetize things. but I'm like, damn, my mom's going to find out. And I was nervous to do it because the name was so brash. And I knew it was good, but I'm like, damn, my mom's going to find out.

2:10:40 And then people listen. We're just doing this live streaming thing and then people would ask questions and there every fucking late night show on television and you get you reach more people because podcasts I know. the next three and a half men like what can i get what can i need a big bang theory to shove down these morons' throats. This is the weird thing about the middle of the country.

2:12:43 city you run a fucking shitload of cool people. Minneapolis was great. Texas is awesome. I was blushing, was in Dallas. I was trying to take it all in. Have you ever your butthole licked? I agree with you. But everyone thinks it's a cocaine vial. a woman comes it's so hot to them i've never experienced that with men because they're always N-E-R-O-S

2:14:59 It's more like It's not intimidatingly big. It's like a mini dildo for your butthole. So you should try it. Do you feel it? Yeah. Not always. And dipsticks. Like, oh, it's oversaturated. I go like, you are powerful. You really got a powerful somebody's respect that you respect and it's going to be less rare in the future. as being commonplace are now thought of as

2:17:51 probably unforeseen technologies We're going to be aliens. I'd be an octopus. You might have more control over your pussy if you could just wham it down on things. Thank you so much for having us. That was so much fun.