Joe Rogan Experience #1047 — Andy Stumpf Transcript

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0:00 Yee-haw! Andy Stump! We're here, ladies and gentlemen. You're living the good life. Love San Diego. to get out of the parking lot than it does to like get back to my house, go shoot the bow in the Winter's coming. Okay. cold weather gear rain gear just pony up and pay the extra money because it's gonna pay off for Or you can nude up, but then once you get to that level, you're done.

2:57 And up where we live is like 60 beautiful bluebird skies, a little bit of a breeze. Yeah. It's weird, right? It's one of the weirdest things about civilization that we've chosen to do I try to avoid most of the things that I hear about online. Was that shot with a fisheye lens? Whatever the GoPro comes with. Yeah? It's a fucking fisheye lens, bro. Was that shot with a fisheye lens?

4:33 I was jumping that suit on Saturday. Like, just think about what you're going to say. been known to say some interesting things that i wouldn't say to somebody in like a line at rage comes from it comes from the fact that your brain is very aware that you're going to have to They don't know how. whatever you believe in that this person doesn't actually follow you or pull over yeah they're in

7:11 They were hitting doubles and sprawling. both exhausted they high-fived each other and then got back in their car they were laughing The way he was telling it was pretty hilarious. I'm probably just an asshole. I'm probably the last person that would ever fight. squirrel suit. The suit did most of the work, It needs oxygen. So I jumped out and I, by probably halfway down, I couldn't feel my hands.

10:07 So it went from freezing cold hand to feeling like I had my hands dipped into lava, so I couldn't get the gloves off. He got lost. Well, you're euphoric. Washington State. And he went up with his family, Oh, you're done. like the newest gadgets that people love like like the highest level of electronic achievement so far right like the newest gadgets

12:29 They say that like when people go into the forest, people are afraid of grizzly bears and all sorts of different things. basically missing but they're naked because it's that slow the thought process degrades I don't know the, the physical process of what happens when you go into shock yeah yeah i don't know the the physical process substance that your brain makes it wouldn't surprise me if your body recognized it

14:43 And then you go to Montana, you go wandering through the forest and you see deer and bears. And you kind of figure out more of who you are as well too i don't think people really you don't figure out who you are if you live in the greater los angeles area do you know I do – I like being out there because I get to think about me a lot. Yeah. Yeah. You're missing out on this thing we're doing.

16:50 Like, my friend Adam Greentree. That's his water buffalo up there, by the way. funky water coming out. Maybe. And he's fucking filming it all for Instagram? Oh, yeah. He said when you see it running and you see the muscles rippling under the hair and the He'd have been fucked. You're moving away. They can't run at all. He's chasing this moose, and it's a big fucking bear, and he's chasing him around in a circle,

20:04 Just like they do a salmon. of a massive grizzly bear? We were talking about this before the show, but people who are gay, who don't want to Yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, hey, say all you want about that guy. Just really digging into that character and plot development. And he was going to protect these bears. And the audio ran for seven minutes. aren't really screaming.

22:52 Tears her apart. You know I'm not gonna lie. I'm more surprised that he had a girlfriend wasn't really a girlfriend I know a couple guys that are deep, deep in. See you next time. the fact that people give a shit yeah why does anybody care what other choices that they make to hide it and be secretive and always be yeah like it's forbidden or they're yeah so that's

25:22 No. We used to be there, and you'd have to agree that the monkey might fuck your car up. And just yanked If you do stupid things It's one of my favorite videos of all time. Look it, here it is. Just imagine the argument on the other side. God damn it. And then the mom runs out, and that lady's dead. Fuck you for keeping me here. Oh, there's one, there's a tiger flying through the fucking air

28:21 Yeah, tigers don't play But so they have this overwhelming desire. Because that's what they're supposed to do. It's just they're not – I don't think they get the chance to express who they want to be. and a woman who works for him Those guys can keep their mouth shut, right? I think that a lot of males, right right in a male in a position of power like

31:25 I think the guys start thinking that these girls are attracted to him, that he's going to fuck them. When a man gets in power. To comedy, Bill Cosby, to, you know, just fill in the blank. He even had a sex quaaludes and shit started coming out, they started giving We Fucked, and one of them was Tell me more. They're girls that talk publicly the way girls talk privately when they have a couple drinks in them.

35:01 I don't know. Who's a famous current actress? Yeah, I'm out of my league on this one. She'd be like, oh my God. Yeah, but these girls just like blurt it out and then move on to the next thing. Yeah, now I got to change the lenses out on the glasses that I view you through. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm sure when you start off bat shit crazy, it doesn't help.

37:31 and he's probably on coke. No, the comic would kind of host the thing. and he's particularly great at talking shit and ad-libbing. on the podcast. That guy did enough drugs He's pretty free, you know, the courage to just be like, I try. Well, then you just make stuff up. Hmm. of the Navy system and it registers as a 5326. are doing it purely to make money. Some people got out a little bit early and have used the

41:33 like it's more than it was i don't know if it's because most of the time when you're coming from And they're like, holy shit. you can almost get like a uh an advanced degree and whatever it is you want to get by just going which is why I like the way Jocko when as he has experiences It's like it's an easy read. He wrote down and committed to paper the principles that he uses to live his life.

44:30 But of course he was liking him. I'm like, I think it's okay. I think it's's gonna be all right if I make fun of Jocko on Just give yourself like a threshold. family archery anything else i'm doing at the time That have less followers who will go like my friend Owen Benjamin, he's fucking crazy. And then your time is, you're done. When they say mean things, just write back, I think you're an amazing human being.

47:14 I have good cold weather stuff It jacked up a little lift Yeah. I literally went in. And he comes over to the service side. It took you four hours in the dealership? Dual open doors. her own so after a couple hours the dealership i think she realized something was up and yeah i got in trouble for that yeah i it doesn't work that way. I never plan to take it off-road.

51:06 Come bring their truck. That Bronco doesn't suck. Why do you have a chainsaw? We got the ski passes ready to go. before. I've been to Bozeman. So Bozeman They don't even look like they're real and they throw them frozen watermelons That's like a 20 pounder. Already has. No, daddy, you can't get, but it's funny. Well. I have a friend who's a hardcore vegan and he's kind of an asshole about it, but he's

54:52 an asshole. He's a nice guy. aggressive attitude and now he uses it against against people that are involved in hunting and eating bison. That's not hunting and eating things. We're talking about two totally different things. I've never – I've been to Africa. At heart. And they figured out that if you take these animals, protect them, put them inside a fenced area.

57:29 But a lot of people are super uncomfortable with the circumstances. with it and in the same breath i totally understand why it's uh very off off-putting individual who sees a picture of that and just loses their shit. of those elephants the amount of people that come in have you ever seen what i think you posted a I'm not saying you should go out and get an elephant burger folks but i'm just saying please don't actually this whole thing

59:46 And that's the other thing. But there's parts of Africa that have a lot of elephants, and they actually have to control the populations. Everywhere. road warrior grills oh i got one you got bring it come on deer apparently if you hit a deer in like 20 miles an hour on the highway. It was fucking insane. They probably wouldn't even get I would like to see them.

1:01:51 what is that like? it's this thing I go, their pets? it and start working together as a little, probably a herd yeah i had no idea and i was in a valley when i was in the middle of Couple hours. Got it. So anyway, there's this one part of the film where we're in there, and you literally, you The one thing I know I don't have enough of is interactions around animals

1:04:18 It's almost like a Lord of the Rings character. into that's what they're into yeah one bang get it done move on to the next and he's doing it all there's a really interesting video about it called the wolves change and the wolves changing rivers. like undulates, cows there's like songbirds Yeah, they'd roll out of bed like – the difference to you one i absolutely suck at

1:08:06 That's not my point. No. Oh, yeah. If you put an elk anywhere from 0 to 1,500 yards in front of me, it's game over, son. It's a matter of how few things I can mess up. So I think for some people, the issue that they have is that they think that killing an animal should not be this pleasurable challenge. How close? I get it. And more than a challenge, whatever, it sounds gay, but it's a journey.

1:11:39 my god uh but the the journey is like why not enjoy it? Enjoy. I enjoy the struggle. I enjoy that it's hard to that you're doing so respectfully. I got steaks. Yeah, why can't you be happy about winning? People are like, oh, this is fucking with you right up until that point, Sam. I think I started doing it in 2012, and it's changed my life. what happened when you almost died on the jumping side? No, let's go to the military first

1:14:57 I know this fucking crazy dude. How? look at that suit god damn that earth looks round weird suit. Damn, that Earth looks round. Weird. Fish eye lens, Joe. I want to reiterate it. the seal books right there you answered why people will buy because of that goddamn symbol they look And it's not crazy people. you develop this kind of understanding of what it is,

1:17:37 As you get into your older ages, like most guys that I know that are in their 40s and for sure in their 50s. Like I was in Hawaii recently with Ed O'Neill, who's a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Legit black belt in Jiu-Jitsu. I would like to see this. I'd say 10. You know, BJ Penn got his in three. hunting anything else it's i and i think what we're talking about earlier when we're talking

1:19:22 The brain injuries were the ones that were the most disturbing to me because i was i was recognizing at like 21 that i was having some issues you were Those aren't good tarot cards to read. charity works my point yeah he's dedicated a significant amount of his In fact, I forget what the medical institution that's doing it, but they've got something they're doing with some sort of electromagnetic therapy.

1:21:28 I think it was for a month and to a person. which in my opinion is way too short. And the guys, they don't want to take any time off. And a lot of people criticized that, to get into that ring, would be my guess. Yeah, for sure. So what do you think it is that makes you want to jump out of planes? Well, so skydiving, jumping out of an airplane is, to me, if you follow some very basic principles,

1:25:30 In both of those worlds, what I think and what my opinion is that kills the most people is complacency. it feels incredibly stable. It feels I've heard of people colliding while skydiving. But you can get yourself going, you know, 100 miles an hour forward speed. Whoa. Yeah. in the suit and that is how you can kill yourself in a into because you could see he was spinning in the suit.

1:28:02 He pulled it out. He was able to recover because later in that video, they were both able to successfully get in. Like most main canopies, the canopy you're suspended under in your harness when you're learning is about 300 to 360 square feet. hear happen. That's best case scenario. Middle of the ground would be wheelchair with a colostomy I bet you it happens in motocross, surfing.

1:30:18 I don't know. there are there is in my opinion a community of what's going to come up, you can just focus on having fun. Base jumping is a different activity So it hits and they pendulum into the ground. my buddy Alex, and we were there for two weeks and 15 people went in. 15. Yep. Now, how many people I'll fly close to the ground or I'll fly in between trees or I'll fly through a crack

1:33:25 for error and yeah that's a lot of people though like what what percentage of the people died like I've been at plenty of exit points where the weather wasn't good or the wind wasn't good or I just wasn't feeling it. walked away how many times have you gotten to a situation where you're at the starting line you're Pretty much, except it's actually fun and it's not full of pedophiles.

1:35:17 Come on. to have entry With a skull with a Disneyland hat on in order to get entry into this stupid fucking gang. How'd that work? She went to jail. and retrieved their kid afterwards security. you have some fucking morons that are allowed to have kids yeah and they basically shit shit on an I can't believe you're no absolutely not that... Plus, having a bunch of

1:39:17 Either by itself or you pair it with a meal. How does it taste? But that's what it tastes like. I will fuck off on occasion. I said, I'm on vacation. You're like, okay, cool. You probably at least still kept your metabolism up and high. Yeah. I don't usually do that. I'll find my gas tank is just done. an ad for apple probably the best thing I've ever bought from apples they're fucking great

1:42:36 fall out. so fucking massive. and it knows that you have it out, so the sound stops. Like, they see the headphones if you're on the phone. I don't give a fuck if you're on the phone. I know. My favorite is Lanai. Is that Actually padded by about 10%. You're going to be okay. Yep. No, you'd kill everybody. Or you've got to time it as it goes around.

1:45:56 and it would still be pegged. that fat. And if you use it all the time, you're going to appreciate it. Do you have restaurants in your town? You should come visit sometime. Yeah. I actually, yeah, I bet you there's some a little bit off the rails crime. I don't think that's the call. Those fucking dickheads. They just want a torch, and they're so fucking stupid.

1:49:29 You have a swastika on your chest. It seems like a drug related crime might be a tad higher. Yeah, it's peaceful, right? But just everything's like, oh, it's just calmer. girls that i went to high school with a couple of them have never left and not that i haven't social justice warrior-type character. There was no assault. There was no assault. and really not cool at all.

1:52:23 And he literally wasn't even aware of Yeah, but that's because you are a winner, sir. thing. I mean, there's a lot of fucking really dumb people that I follow on Twitter that are, They are really, really, not all of them, folks. then you go on to their twitter page and these motherfuckers are on all day arguing with people Podcasting, late to the game.

1:55:37 Yeah, I feel like with all this thing about Trump and Russia and everybody thinking that Do you understand what's happening? of people enslaved North Korea's a spot I mean it really is a video of that Get I'll get some me. I'll fall down buddy. Nice. Like I probably played it off though And they're really close to him. metallica rip i'm going for it north korea soldiers pursue the man while he flees in a

1:58:16 Oh my God. So there's not a fence? That looks like the South Korean people. Yeah, does he just have to get across that gate? just staring at each other dictatorship where they kill everybody. their Taekwondo is where it's thrived, where it's survived. And I'll just sit here and wait. And most of the interaction, like I said, just like there is in every nation

2:02:51 And equality of outcome is contrary to equality. that people using Fitbits is fat- shaming and ableist and it's problematic and it causes all sorts of issues. stupid. It scares me that people are in positions. He's already experiencing that a little bit in the school system that he's in. I feel like we're in a place now where people are creating – it's an artificial environment that as soon as you leave that environment, you're going to get your teeth just kicked in.

2:06:03 But this lack of tolerance for other people's ideas is one of the most shocking things about Well, there's certainly that, but there's also the only way you find out which idea is correct The way to tell you your opinion isn't allowed. is stifled. And that's what's really And again, I don't try to make a character judgment on them. leverage that for their success. And with them, we're fucked. Yeah. I don't necessarily think

2:09:05 In San Diego? It's not you against me. It lasted longer in New York. And everybody was like super thankful that they were alive and supportive of each other. I'm like, oh, this is a natural part of being a human. Whatever our DNA is, whatever our programming is, almost at a cellular level, we're designed standing in an apartment in san diego thinking this might change some things yeah yeah i remember uh

2:11:31 Turn on the news. bizarre it is we're like dude are we at war like what how is this gonna change But then there's also like Illuminati stuff that he legitimately worries that like Hillary Clinton is going to off him. I don't think so, but I think they've definitely made some calls or at least had some meetings. Was it Callan? And they're like, whoops, he's just not around anymore.

2:13:43 That's right. The stories that those people have would melt your hair. But none of those stories come out. 100%. More that I have that version of a story again not personally for me I'm not surprised. She finds out where the wind is blowing, the 30,000 deleted emails and all that stuff, The two choices we had out of what? That was the only thing that people thought was a saving grace about him being in office.

2:18:31 sanity check and then they're like yes he would check proof he would check twitter to make sure There's people that are, they had a meeting this morning. It's very close to a gigantic salmon fishery. All roam southern Utah over the eons Trump, by signing two presidential proclamations on Monday, shrunk the size of Bears Ears National Monument by more than 80 percent

2:20:41 It's got to be minerals or oil or something like that They're the worst. Shepard Smith? that was upset at Hillary Clinton up until about And I agree through, they are corrupt. Vote and protest. It's a good definition. and you swear on a bible and you commit perjury you'd go to jail like why is swearing into office protection. Trust me. We got me. president. I think lies as a president and willingly lie is one thing to being misinformed, but

2:24:04 We just don't know about it. Well, no one has been able to be proven to be this much of a liar. we've never had someone that lies this much. We just don't know about it. And it's crazy. It's from the New York Times. I'll just get super depressed. For sure. I agree. Usually the topic swings back around to nuclear weapons or nuclear war. Can this one guy really go and just hit the button?

2:26:24 because they would be running for president. same president. I think. If we get attacked if we get attacked you very much and they got some big old armies just call on elon musk and send in the drones of the kinetic activity throughout the globe. It's less risk from a risk-to-force perspective. i think about it from that perspective if somebody launched a tomahawk missile into downtown or not

2:30:18 I started. But I also think that the success that we had as a military drove the creation of the enemy that we're fighting. But I think in the grand scale of things, looking back, that everything that I was involved with, I almost think that the tide has washed it away. The role that we played, I think, is absolutely essential. But just realizing all I was was a point in time of sticking my finger in a dam that had 15 different water spouts coming out of it.

2:32:38 I don't. And how I acted was the U.S. to them. People need to understand that as well, too. You know, I just did the best that I could do to try to fight for what it is that I believed in. were attacked remember that last uh one of the reagan speeches where we talked about uh how This is proof. is proof reagan knows and spent so much time overseas to come back and see all these people

2:35:39 Like we were talking about, you don't really know the world until you go into the forest. and squabbling about the use of the preferred gender pronouns of that time, you might spend 30 minutes in combat in those 90 days. Multiply that by 5, If you are fortunate enough to wake up in the United States of America, that water, you get to spend your time sleeping in line in front of the Apple store waiting

2:38:33 What you say is actually really offended. My wife would say that she probably wishes that I was more social. Yep. And it's only because I traveled to more of it than I think most people get the chance to do. will go and try to talk some innocent kid into strapping on a suicide vest or a suicide belt process when i enter into situations it's not not like, oh, hey, everything's gonna be great. Like I get my plan to kill everybody first,

2:41:41 Yeah, be friendly, be courteous, So. view. I'd rather them be that than have that place not exist. Is it? You will have your access somewhere on earth, and they're coming for you. And, you know, a couple, I actually know definitely those two countries in the Middle East is that Right. we're actually at war. Yeah. Yeah. And this war, especially what's going on in Afghanistan has been

2:45:43 Just murderous, murderous in the We still have a presence in Europe. And, you know, in the Middle East, like you said, you're talking about people who have been there for 5,000 and 6,000 years. Just disengage. It's 20 years of your existence on planet Earth. I didn't want to be done. Like what was, what, I mean, this was something that Sebastian Younger talked about a lot

2:48:44 And I was going to bleed to death in the space of your hamstring and your And I had nothing but questions and a void that I had to pull myself out of. And it was probably What did you fear would happen I had too much attached to being a SEAL. It was, and I, and I, again, in my opinion, point in my life where like i said i was where i wanted to be doing what i was wanting to do i

2:51:51 was to survive it and get out and to move on. That's one of the hardest things for fighters about the person to your left and to the right, and then worry about yourself. You know, consider it's, it's, I see guys who struggle. I don't know about that, but. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we'll be back tomorrow.