Joe Rogan Experience #1050002 — Bryan Callen Transcript

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0:00 stupid little fucking tube of paper that sucks in dangerous chemicals. God damn. it would be so boring. But it's not. It's part of, whatever the fuck you put forth, struggle is over financially. It's one of the reasons why when people are successful, a lot And you can, guess what, you can think about what is this life Yeah, that's what, I mean, yeah, it's putting forth something.

2:50 different direction, but not too far off path. Now I just sit down and I open up a page and I just Sometimes, yeah. Did Stan Hope get you? I was training with this other guy. and let me get things but also I knew his game. Well when you start rolling with someone else you realize some private lessons. I said, oh, awesome. So we got to join class. So anyway, Eddie said, you know, I'd be happy to give you some private lessons.

4:59 I think when you're high, I was like, oh, you dope. I don't feel bad about that. Make you vulnerable. And it was the most incredible. I mean, Eddie is a very fascinating guy. he's got this ability to look at life and break things down. And a lot of times when we have conversations, he comes at it from a completely different angle than I do, you know? And I like

7:08 it's like you have one more, he's, so you know you you learn from a guy like that so i i met him and i was like okay so obviously He goes look at this fucking rookie We're getting high, motherfucker. Sold out instantly. He'll keep them in weed for weeks. He says it all the time now. He says it That banana bread is the bomb diggity, son. It's not that good.

9:52 you ever seen ikea heights no what is that it's uh these guys that now this guy matt brunger who part of the production that will take That's great, and it's all improv using the set. The last one they did. Yeah. They're kicking us out. Yeah. We all have this weird sort of, It seems like, it all seems. He saw the show. like, you know, Nick Swartzen come over and Carolla come over and all these people that I'm like, wow, Nick Swartzen's hanging out here.

12:58 And it's like part of this fraternity or something. place was packed. But Jim Norton I love Bobby. So I hung out with Bobby Kelly back in the day. taking chances. It was creative stuff. So, and you know, so I've known Bobby since, like I since like i said i was like 24 you know and he was probably a couple and I remember just stopping to how most people have to live their lives, their treasury. And I get paid do this for a living. And I said, if I die tomorrow, I can't complain, comparatively to how most people

15:13 But like the lottery, Dude, and it never gets easy in a way. Like, like it really doesn't but that's why it's so satisfying You just got to find someone. And we all went up and did it. I opened up for him in Long Island. was in the thing and she was really old. Gary Shandling they just all have you better respect that He goes, but you can never do that shit on the road in some cities.

17:46 More so. Yeah, it turns the other way quickly. Jeremy Piven's a smart guy. Winning. Cocaine. Seven gram rocks. when he comes back Choking porn stars. Oh, you mean from CBS? And guess what? It sounds like him and he wants to move on, Well that Chuck Lorre guy, we talked about And that's why he's so successful. I'm happy for John Cryer. I'm pretty sure it was him.

20:43 that was like bigger making mad, mad loot, If you're not being challenged That shit happens all the time. What I do respect that Charlie Sheen's trying to do The real Russell P. It shot the toilet and it ricocheted and hit her. Charlie just has good writers for this show. And so now it's sort of become sort of a show. He's got something there. Whoever the fuck the guy is inside of him

23:25 this humility that he Dude, he's got like Dude, he was making Yeah, he's definitely got money. Haterade? Put Charlie Sheen. Great. Good stuff. I want to poop back and forth for you. I did a bunch of blow, and then it fucking worked out. So did Janis Joplin. How about what Zeppelin did Jimmy Page has a whole fucking library. back then. She's dating my buddy.

25:48 I just saw Britney. nine times out of ten when I'm driving in my car, Was it just because it was the first of that time? What is it about the Jimi Hendrix? What is it about Jim Morrison? Was it just because it was the first of that shit? And a lot of what happens with artists' cynicisms we'd just been through and we're going through a terrible war in Vietnam.

27:30 Cold War, we'd been through World War II, and everybody And half the world was living under communist dictatorships, which was essentially slavery. That whole idea, because you'll be... Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, John Kennedy, Joe Kennedy, More importantly, if we do so, shit will change. bashing heads like fucking rams and and when you have that provided you keep the violence out of it but

30:13 Right. and I think we're cynical we're always going to face challenges Very much. in consciousness. With something like this. What is it to live with passion? your life's not going to be fun. Just look around. and motivation they just wait for reviews, because you feel it so that one country doesn't grow rich because they have the fucking missiles this is some weird thing we're all running in the same direction hoping that someone knows where

34:20 and the next wave of people that are trying to be and some corporation comes by and drops some money in their pussy. Blame the weed for the last five minutes you know, it gives you an opportunity to hear another point of view that you might not come in contact with in your life. I don't know too many people like you, you know, Yeah. You're just getting distracted by a bunch of other people.

36:17 I'd be releasing dogs. We got Rent is Easy tomorrow, and then we got Doug Benson on Wednesday. he's got a whole network of funny comedians that we were we're all friends with and they have a San Francisco this weekend, almost sold out. Edmonton? Sal's Wednesday. There's only 80 seats. Shazam, me too.