Joe Rogan Experience #1053 — Neal Brennan Transcript

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0:00 Fuckers. We're live on the day of net neutrality. I have no idea. Yeah, should I not shake it? Is that true? Yes. You ever be quoted in a New York article? And they do that. And one of the things they said that he was covered in blood and rescued by the referee so they were that's for sure Yeah, it's not just shading Yeah. A little bit of swelling from a boxing match.

4:12 Literally the fun, Yes. Which is hard to do. that watched it on pay-per-view or more, that like we'll all do that now yeah and then everyone's everyone's, everyone's reacting, but they don't think they're reacting. Or how are you seeing, like, what the fuck are you talking about? And just like, I never had to do all this. It feels like havoc every single day.

7:40 With the Utahs, with the monuments. for oil in these places all they all I have a notion that they felt excluded by elitism and going to Davos and the Hamptons and all these places and the Aspen Ideas Festival and TED Talks and all this shit. It's like a fucking melee. and it was maybe before, maybe two, three days ago. There are days where it's so in the red

9:45 There have been a few. Yeah. But that, you know, that's a, there's a market. As a jumping off point for a conversation. Takes all of history all that shit and then wouldn't that isn't that kind of what you want yeah like isn't that kind The last, I watched it actually, the last few bits were fucking killer. Do my bidding. We can get into that in a second.

12:37 Abortion, you know. You know, a certain amount of months in where, like, okay, you're killing a baby now. Or maybe it is, yeah. then it was just like a nesting area like they they were ready it was a prepping area for a new 47 days or what pieces of shit shit yeah because once the soul comes in uh-huh yeah yeah then then we're murderers i guess But it's the foolishness of going like,

15:42 in like whoa okay what is this yeah what is again? Yeah. What is this? Again, to you. Did you see that thing I posted the other day about, it was the Me Too backlash is gonna come no i didn't see that how's And it's like, well well that's not due process there were all these things that were like like i'd never know I don't think it never happens I just think that it's a minor i think it's just i don't know if it's minor or not anthony kumia said something

18:06 Go ahead. They are pretty American actually, you know what these they're, they're're the colleges are following the guidelines and uh due process is thrown away And he did anyway. That's rape. critical you gotta i don't know if that's really possible though i mean i don't know of anything you kind of think like, but then no one's going to fuck you.

21:16 Then I hear a story like that and I'm like, fuck, man, I don't know. Which, by the way, is super common. Not just that. My whole life has to be about this for at least a year and a half. And again, I don't know what the solution is because as a comic my first and that that girl wasn't raped. The UVA and that she was never in that fraternity. Oh, there was no

23:59 I think they think it was just a girl Yeah. It's literally a tie for first between protecting women and protecting the Constitution. Do you know the story about Occidental Occidental College in LA? and nobody ever brings it up. But after the fact, her friends tell her her you couldn't consent because you were drunk. He didn't do anything actually wrong, you know, in terms of the letter of the law, since they're both intoxicated and willing and consensual.

27:00 So the idea is that this is as much of a male versus female thing. You know what I mean? Especially if they were raised by their dad alone. I know a guy like that. And do you know any men that you're friends with that you see over time that become more and more bitter towards women because they begin rejected over and over? So it ends up being... If you don't want this fucking kombucha, like you just don't, your body doesn't want it.

29:54 doing they're trying to con you correct and to take in that dick yes that it's ghost speaks to We're talking, in theory, about misogyny. and how would you how would you would how different would your behavior have been 20 years ago There's a whole thing going on that they want to protect the nest. are super strong and super motivated and they don't have that instinct. Their instinct is to

32:18 For the same, for protection, all They say they want an emotional guy. One of your fallen brothers. That's it. But the ability to respond to pressures, a giant one, the ability to provide is a giant one. literally held up for a year, like a whole year. For one year, I'm going to be stuck in this It's like sex and then just like black into the distance infinite blackness whereas women do think which is why it's a

35:31 people are not is like the alcohol thing right like i've never thought drinking around your So he's made it so like there are going to be no meetings where there's only two people. Just trying to come. Yep. Wow. out there guy and just talks about the horrors of Kevin growing up with his insanely abusive awful awful abuse well yeah that was like this is his brother wow yeah his brother dresses like

38:14 He had someone accuse him of rape in college. Oh. But in the confession, everybody sort of case. Well, now I understand. Even in these apologies goes, for the people i may have And then she started crying. goes to that rules you should gotta come see it consequential thing we can do with our bodies, yet we the communication aspect of it until recently. but we can't talk about it. But it wasn't a huge thing in terms of like

40:59 I think now that women are like, wait a minute. Mystery. in one of her shoes. sex because it's like about shame part of it's a lot of it's the mystery thing but then there's And that's so, so what I've been talking to people about is like, so there needs to be I would like to... Great. Okay. who just like this weird beta male. get horny i've been implemented that in my own life where i'm like i don't because i don't want

44:48 You know you don't want to see him again, but they're like going for it. Stare a gift horse in the mouth. Stare a gift horse in the mouth. But again, that's where male nature comes in. Oh, yeah. You know, it's like the, because the male character is, it is a lot of it is, some of the shit is toxic. the mechanism that a lot of men use to get things going in their life and some guys don't you know

47:00 I think we may be thinking of the same person. I heard that's really good. And she's like, no, they don't really, women want control. That a mother needs the father to be the one who's going to watch over her and provide. For the most part. operating system. Right, and your operating system because of your size would want that i whenever i see a girl like you never see like a tiny girl

49:49 Grab my fucking hair Yes. And I said, okay. Like she wanted me to grab the back of her head and force it on my dick. here's the thing, like, the like we never went into fully into the rape fantasy because I was like I was started it. Yeah. Well, she was into it. Like you know like probably on their own pictures their own website I don't want that to be like the foot fetish thing where you become that.

52:33 Yeah, you have to. than men in in when sex it has to be them pitching it yes in a way like because otherwise she wanted like a fucking real, It's also crazy how fine get your choke game. I don't know. If that. just out of respect yeah non-consensual sex And I just, that freaks me out. a height of chapelle show like literally to the almost to the week and uh maybe a month after the fear factor sketch joe thanks again and uh and uh so meet a girl in vegas

56:29 We have a beer, me and her. two waters and she's like yeah I just feel like way more fucked up than I should be. Like, I feel like, I feel like somebody put something in my drink and I was like, not How well did you know her? I absolutely didn't. Oh, right. So they must be able to see, like, your hands. Right. You didn't do it because you wouldn't do it.

59:23 And she used to talk about, some bill cosby came up one time Like, no, he wasn't trying to fuck you. I'm like, I go, like he absolutely did it. Yeah. be friends with a beautiful woman i don't even though he wants to fuck her, just keep it together and just be friends with her and, you know, find some interesting muse qualities. Ugly nanny. fucking sweats

1:02:23 a hot nanny And so I hire her. one of these things i was like i fucking knew it i fucking told you she was qualified she's just good what were you talking about with that girl so I went by condescending but not really but i'll whatever like i bill cosby is a brilliant fucking guy and I think that elitist sort of a thing is one tuck him into bed at night so he climbs into bed and the security guard tucks him in and then shuts

1:06:35 but he's the first black dude to win an amy he's the first black dude to do a lot of shit right Right? yeah i have a i don't even know if i believe it, but I had the thought that Cosby, if the kink came before the talent, meaning I know I like poisoning people. in the unconscious, That's some other shit. I don't think it's like a coincidence. I think it was.

1:09:11 like Steve McQueen would smack the shit out of women. And be, And it also was that thing of like, oh, women aren't people. The real origin? as a man became a man who's like a woman yeah who's burdensome like a bundle of sticks it was I said that to the crowd the other night. Hicks. I mean, like. talking about because yeah we both know Louie since you've known him since 1989 probably i don't i never knew but are

1:12:18 to shoot movies, That's rape. Than malicious I mean, I'm not... And, you know, I had some conversations with Eliza Schlesinger, and I can get away with saying whatever I want to you because you're less than me. Right. From that. How can you? Yeah. That's the thing that's earlier was relevant, which is getting hard from that. like being hung off the roof or whatever.

1:14:42 You think so? I've asked probably five or six different crowds. There's I believe the light should just come up and he's jerking off but up and like he had these crazy urges and he did it and then as time went on he stopped doing it Yeah, which I think Louis could have done. I think he just mishandled it. The whole time. But here's the thing. Having sex with people but here's the thing having sex

1:17:23 Yeah. I just know the third hand version. Just like a fucking, I don't want to have to get up and go. You're just like, I'd rather just, let me just lock this fucking door and lock into this thing. I don't even think he was writing right when you write you don't want to be disturbed you just like it's rather just let me just lock this fucking door and lock into this thing i don't even think he was writing i

1:19:02 Yeah. Most of your life is with these people. Joe. that's the irony of all this shit there was a thing that leno did his last show it was like uh the 25 kids that were born to couples who met on the show like you're working and they're working and I'll stop in for a coffee and then we'll talk yeah uh how was your experience with the like a year later,

1:22:21 the, I don't want to see it in another group. I was like, you don't get a lot of press, Joe Rogan basically physically That's to say nothing of, like, building an atmosphere where two men can talk about rape no building an atmosphere where you Yeah. I was on a network I get billboards and i get all you know what i mean like you'd get It's like if they cancel it tomorrow and I'm like, I still have this, I didn't spend it

1:26:05 Right. Yeah. or can you write? Like, it's a, it's a, it's, your brain is, it's an occupying force in your brain. Oh, that's so hilarious. So then I was like, you probably can't write multi-camp sketches and know me. I just find it to be like. Like if Chris Rock goes into Spago or wherever, like all of a sudden, whoosh, like all eyes He's over there.

1:29:40 No bodyguards. No, he's very wise in that regard. He's a fucking smart guy, though. Well, that's why he was willing to hire people to help him with his act. Right, of course. it's putting your material against his basically it's like okay how would you what do you have for I was like, I remember watching and going like, this is fucking good. Yeah I would do the clubs after him.

1:33:16 Yeah. His material was great. Oh, I see what you're saying. And they're like, he doesn't need a little hacky. They're not even aware they're doing it. In terms of humor? I was prepping for the comedy special. And it was from 2007, I believe, and I was fucking crying laughing, clapping in my car by myself closer to carlin yes yeah yes i put it again carlin wow that's to me yeah that's fine in terms

1:36:38 Yeah. But people do judge like people the way they look, you know, like it's, it's a weird thing. Yeah. And by the way, Rock didn't say it. Rock just said it to someone at HBO. Like was saying he wanted her hair down. By the way, Rock didn't say it. But, like, it's, like, very, like, forceful. He was seeing it more from just a point of view of like a director.

1:38:19 And I think because she's a beautiful woman, I think for her, pulling her hair up is like, but the the thing that people don't take into account sometimes is like you know a lot of the wrote something crazy about Tosh in his book. you have to be obviously aware Yeah, personally. people take into account it's like i always say to people no one with gray hair has ever made it

1:40:48 Well, a few people have. And a real alcoholic. a fight with your wife was with us and i go you got to tell that on stage he goes you think i go please tell that story on He'd been drinking all day and his friend was like, can you do stand up drunk? Yeah. Yeah. I have, it's not good. needs a little bit of i don't give a fuck yeah you know and then if you have a couple of drinks

1:43:58 I'm a big believer in using as many different methods as possible to explore ideas, Yeah. Yeah. supposed to be amazing for curing addictions yeah that's i'm just gonna see what it does for fucking negative thinking isn't that funny But one of the side effects of Proitia is pretty severe depression yeah um ari got on some psych meds he got on some antidepressants

1:47:06 you're a really funny guy yeah you like my thing i get happy you tell me that chris rock said i'm By the way, I'd like to say that goes away. me 15 minutes of it And I woke up to a text from her going like, and she's like, like it never ends. that that dream of retirement that's sailing off in the sunset is straight up. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. All this stuff of, of like even the best known

1:50:17 And the same thing can be said of us. road. And when I say this motherfucker murdered, And she was funny. she's just sweet. you can't do comedy. I go, look, Yeah. jumping over your your evil kenevil yeah and it's like you there really is like a fear of like can But the thing is, man, the development of material must be done in front of an audience.

1:53:52 but until you do it in front of a live audience, they're there to tell you. Right. Two guys with a lot of experience. Oh now we're doing comedy You can edit the voice notes bit that I have and then I realized that Hinchcliffe said he go do that fucking line it's so funny I'm like man I didn't even know that was I mean what a trap it would be so there's no

1:56:39 it's a weird art form And I'm like, for a comic, it's so rare that I write a bit that comes out perfect. adrenaline will make your brain There's a sequence where Chappelle and D.L. Hughley are on Jimmy Carr the comedian I was like this Yeah. like that bitch is gonna be like what did i do you know and then you'll have this whole another Yeah. your closing bit on the special. Yeah. And he was

2:00:02 things about alt I mean, how many are going on a night three so you've got like what 900 people maybe that are seeing alternative I mean, I always ask that. Sometimes he's just in his car and the thought just comes to him and he starts singing into his phone. That's brutal. Shooting loads into models in Brazil the thing where people become, You're literally just being a superior dickhead.

2:02:46 personality hmm have you noticed a little creep have you noticed a creep of like oh i've that that's shitty or you know what i mean i don't and by the way i'm not saying this eh, I think you're, because it makes me insecure yeah like legitimately i like i like that in every vulnerability in every You know, worrying about my children, worrying about my family, worrying about, you know,

2:04:53 If you're high and you hug someone, So I smoked a joint and then I hit the bag. way you interact with people. I feel emotional. And I realized like, oh, this is the value. over i feel fine like i don't feel like like oh my god my head's pounding what the fuck did i do Transcranial magnetic stimulation. Basically, so I did TMS, which is transcranial magnetic stimulation, 45 sessions.

2:08:09 Chris Rock There's so many guys the I real battalion worse and worse. here this is online yes from last time you were here yeah wow look at that man Okay, so then the problem was after that I did HGH. side effect but it's one of the side effects and I told Adam, I was like, Trust me. And then I and then I so now I'm gonna go like three times. You're not like, whoa.

2:11:49 I got significantly less angry. I got a buddy of mine who's a world champion kickboxer. Fucking people up while he's on mushrooms. He just looks way sharper than he's ever looked before yeah, and homeboys doing mushrooms 5-htp i think it's good for weight loss really um it like when i take 5 hdp i'm just not hungry um it like that was the other sort of

2:13:59 Wow. Yeah. I used to be a big dessert person. really conscious about what you're eating in terms of like probiotics and things that sort of help I think it affects virtually the path of your life that you take. I think you told me about it. But I think it's like one of the most important things you could do how can you do it? How often do you think you'll do it now?

2:17:14 Yeah. I'll smoke some pot and climb in that tank and think about it there's a in the in the the there's was like, so, with her feet. Yeah. That all dogs have this? You know, I'll come home from the store and, you know, everybody else is asleep. like he knows yeah and then i'm like come on in he won't hop in himself but i'll pick him up like He gets car sick.

2:20:20 Yeah. dog maybe mid her goddamn heart oh my god My dog threw up while I was taking a selfie. Oh, there's a few. God damn it, that made me laugh so goddamn hard. Taking the pitbull out and he kills homeless people for you? Either I do it right or not at all. only paying attention to certain types of evidence. Jump to conclusions. bow hunting is another one for me. Doing things that are very difficult makes comedy a little

2:23:49 I felt like jujitsu helped me a lot with standup and martial arts in general because jujitsu gonna throw up on your like literally like you're gonna have a panic attack you're gonna throw up not i can't act like it didn't businesses can't go like oh don't worry about that guy across the Good luck following. I try to still be a comedy fan. No by the guy. I just brought up well

2:26:51 No, it's like, oh, he's trying out some new shit. And I went, Eric Griffin, one of the worst spots he's had in a couple months. The OR the original room that room will fucking slap you in the face with reality like no other room in the country And you can be a dark creep in that OR. Yeah. That's a fair, he did it fair and square. you still got, it's you against you.

2:29:10 I'm not even kidding. around in place like i jump around like i'll stretch and just get everything moving bob my If someone goes, hey, I got to get ready. doing with fucking ketchup and fries? want you to know that they're fucking writing. I need to remember shit. Again, talk about I feel like I might as well go up as like a fucking professor. Got to be able to ride the wave of Joe. Yes. That's the that it's like that with anybody

2:32:06 And he was fucking with the crowd. But that's one of the reasons why I used to love taking him with. I can't anymore because he's down yet. Still working on putting it together. Still doing some of the old one. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. But that's one of the reasons why I used to love taking him with. He's like, I get Earthquake and Leslie out here. also had a thing his last special

2:33:16 Yeah. It's wise. They see things that are happening. of times with this like harvey it goes to that power thing i think some guys sometimes guys Just try to be original and as good as you possibly. We cast MTV, singled out. Then we do Chappelle Show. that's it that's the only people that are going to get you. against someone else for the Tonight Show.

2:37:15 I truly don't have time. Yeah. and I go and B I was like, hey, that joke's fucking great. That's what she said. This girl just doesn't. Bitch. How long are you going to be up there for? Just relax. and then that bleeds which I'm really Like so-and-so talks about blank. Was it Aubrey? Yeah. See you soon, ladies and gentlemen.