Joe Rogan Experience #1059 — Brian Redban Transcript

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0:00 Is this static I'm hearing just in the headphones? I was convinced. Paranoid. Cheers. Happy New Year. Happy New Year, It's like a movie. Weren't there? fast it shows how bad movie writers are at guessing I don't think it shows anything else right so I I think he was he predicted. Phones, email, and television. Whoa. I'd like to know if he did drugs back then, like if he was doing mushrooms and.

4:40 I mean, think of something that hasn't been invented in a hundred years now. I'm older as fucker than you but we remember when there was no internet VR good question like having glasses That seems like step one to me. The one from Columbus, Ohio? But this is the Microsoft one? their technology They thought any prototype had a big, giant backpack on,

6:40 It looks very cool. like battery-packed. I'm like, that is exactly how it starts. All you have to do is just stick it in your ass and then just carry it around with you The electronics are going to go right into your eyes. having a shirt and going Yeah. Or if it can get that good where there's no benefit. But if I look at the iPhone X versus the Google Pixel 2 XL, they all look really good.

9:10 It just shows you how good things are. this big chunk that's on your shirt like those things you see at the mall but I like I had this You probably could. Yeah. You ever see like a depiction of Australopithecus? that are pretty hairy too I mean they think there's there's all sorts of different kinds of people, too. in the trees it's better than that but it's definitely we're getting better at this it's obvious we're getting better at being

12:31 It got too complicated. So no one has to shit. And he's like. We gave it this physical thing. You know, there's... Which is, whew, that's a game changer. No, no, no. They figure out a way to make things taste different than what they really are. they're pretty much there if not completed with it. Power outage. I remember making a mistake that the It's so disgusting.

16:12 Yeah, those little cheese things you stick a cracker in? Good little, like, the healthy option Like you got all your tasty eyesight options, right? I heard they're amazing. even if the coffee's better, some other bullshit. Yeah. It's like IHOP and Denny's. and went to IHOP. Right. add blueberry taste to it. That's funny. probably not the smartest move and putting them online but probably not um that's a good question

19:58 20 people walk in? They're like the greatest things that have ever existed. considered it being like gross food because i don't know yeah man i we've probably been about All it takes is one You gotta support your own. What is it that they don't like? Am I mad at Don King? I wear my hair like that sometimes. I know the first... Remember? Because if it hadn't been done before,

23:42 is that adds to it's all it is yeah can. Canadians are so nice, you don't believe them. had a big problem with it. It's like very good like I understand Like they'll play the Beatles. It's amazing. Imagine. Imagine being in like 1960, whatever the fuck it was, when all this was going on. Yeah. These songs are better. clapton wasn't an amazing guitarist it means everybody always looks at jimmy hendrix in a

27:06 Maybe there is. This is 2018. You ever heard that song X's and O's? It was an album, and then you were an old man if you were calling it an album. I don't think I do album. And then all of a sudden vinyl made a little comeback during the CD era. It's got a nice warm sound. get into it it's a tactile relationship with the music that's what henry rollins was explaining to

29:34 I believe it's once a week. Here's his crazy speakers. did that Beavis and Butthead thing liar do you remember that I was like, that's so weird that this guy is a singer. I mean, maybe it's because I'm meeting him Constantly writing. Doesn't know where the fuck he is. them together it's like wow I think he probably was one of the inspirations, And I think that Ari was performing, and he's going to get mad.

33:04 Not all those who wander are lost. Oh, yeah, why wasn't I looking at it that way? Picks a spot in the map, just goes. This is, am I confusing this? It's actually on a Reddit AMA, I think. they just kind of took care of salvia. This is what people didn't know. 120x right here. I wonder if it shows what states they will ship to, but the people that tested it or they're all people willing to take mushrooms.

37:08 we could evolve quicker. hit of salvia, but I didn't quite take a big enough hit or I didn't hold it long enough. put me in another place. I was in a lake in the backyard of my childhood home, At some point in my new life, I saw Sam Tripoli at the store was that I couldn't breathe air anymore. part was not me wanting to leave my friend's Now we should look at the video and imagine that he lived there for four years.

39:52 So this is a video that we're watching that all took place in Brian's apartment. Well it's like Who else was there? Talking mad shit Yeah, it's on mine. of the problem with like legal definitions for what what is and isn't Pure. It was just in this weird state of limbo. You eat some fruit and you fucking go blast off into the center of the universe.

43:05 Let's see what happens. Let me fucking cut these down and I'll plant new ones. But, I mean, think of how weird that is. we're talking with all those other plants, use that crisper technology crisper technology you know what that is yeah it's some new thing What it is, essentially, rather they might be able to target those things they'll shut things off turn things on

46:23 That's like seeing a science fiction movie, right? for CRISPR. It's an acronym, right? When it could become as a word? Right? an acronym so I was right I was super nervous I am oh I've always been There's this island that only birds can get onto, They can die because too many of them get stuck. Maybe it's because the ramifications of it. and seeing all sorts of crazy mini...

49:24 near their house and wherever the fuck they live and then going to the galapagos and walking around and that island is so it's been so isolated that it's this like delicate immune system that they island and they would say next time we're around this area, we got food. He had goats. too. They roses, they eat all your vegetables. There's not a tree that's growing. They're eating

51:33 and i think they they snipped him they gave him a little vasectomy so he couldn't make any more goats Yeah, so it is about that very island. i did read that yeah he he filmed someone who had committed suicide in japan and he put it on his And for whatever reason, the dialogue that I had read was something to the likes of that he had done it to bring, he apologized for it, which seemed, obviously felt terrible about the way people viewed it.

54:07 He's basically saying he's trying to do something and he fucked up. They're mad at him because he showed you something you didn't want to see? But I don't know. at the suicide. I don't want to see it. You know, I'm not saying he should make fun of him. We're helping him out. and you're you're you're taking videos and you're you know it's a dead body hanging it's a terrible idea now if 20 this was 20

56:48 disturbing photos. This is it right there. That is the real one. Now I a bitch. That is the real one. That's just like light shining stuff. It still happens. Whew. Do you think we're going to have flying cars by now, though? No, there's no benefit. We gave him all the strengths of a regular can't do that. Like, no. And he just, What's gender of the robots

59:26 There's neutral gender. Have you seen that new sex robot? It breaks your discs. Remember that thing? The best thing I ever found for that kind of shit is Thai massage. and it's just digging her knee in your back. like the first round they would go real slow because they wanted everybody to place their bets Dude. amazing. He's still Like in terms of like retired heavyweight champions,

1:02:51 49-year-old Tyson. And when you're around him, you realize, you're like, he's just... before you start hitting hard. Young Mike Tyson with Customato. been around forever and this is his last and greatest pupil and mike knew it mike knew it That's how fucked up I am. we both lived in Columbus when Buster Douglas It's an amazing story. would even start it would just be a matter of whether or not you were going to make it out of

1:06:36 Oh, wow. 42 to 1 is a lot. I think you should be able to do whatever you want. There's a lot of money in this fight. If someone comes up to you and goes, look, there's a lot of money if this fight goes into the third round. of people were a little worried about Is that what it is? remember that gentleman's name i feel terrible what was that ugly boot you had on your head

1:09:32 I don't want to fuck this up. You look like that one guy that got arrested for murdering his wife. That is very funny, actually, dude. It's P-A-P-A-K-H-A. He actually took it to the next level. Do you know that there's a lot of people that think that Jimi Hendrix's manager killed him? It's like, whoa. Fuck, man Did they really? Maybe two hours. It's weird seeing things that you normally wouldn't even notice one thing was after every song

1:13:03 Pretty badass. That's the throne thing. You still break your leg. It was Dave's and then totally created the Foo Fighters right after Nirvana and it's one of the best bands ever you That's all I'm thankful for. that gentleman that's terrible I mean Do it, dude. Did he smash guitars? No. Yeah. I would say he smashed guitars. Oh, of course. Didn't someone in Kiss, did Ace Frehley ever smash guitars?

1:16:00 No, I know what... His schlong of death came flying. Yeah. So a guy like Matt the Immortal Brown, Come on, bro. I want to be able to look at them in a more relaxed manner and be less, he did a, uh uh rose parade that they He's got prosthetic on or something? That's so funny. That is so funny. contradicted what I said earlier. You know that's based off a real thing?

1:19:23 This famous race car driver. There's a fire. So I didn't know that whole scene was based on that. So all these people are on fire, and they're running from invisible fire. It has to be really dark, because it's like the light blue part of it. fire. Right. So it's just his skin See here. You can't tell. He just dropped something in it. I learned that for the first time.

1:21:36 But not hashtag woke today. in comparison to the number of It's weird. But take that away, and it's remarkable how rarely we slam into each other. but if there's a way that they can put one of those where'd you go, where'd you drive to. We don't want to get sued. And it works pretty fucking good. Echo in my next to my bed now because it's like the best alarm clock ever it's like it's one of

1:25:11 And you're like, what? should it do a rap? before the podcast like how do you feel that owns the Avengers or whatever? Is it bad to have giant companies? and what would encourage them. And I think he believes, They're buying up all these robotics I wonder if that's what they did. Now you work for us. All Disney off Netflix. Right. Just you. We've got to talk about that.

1:29:09 I want to be honest about this. I understand their excuse though. you're not doing them a service. But that can be avoided by simply swapping out the battery. This iPhone X, whatever the fuck they want to call it, it's amazing. You know? What's like, how thick is a, Well, it can't be that thick. It's a little thicker than that, actually. That's just because they built an operating system

1:32:36 No! It's about information more than it's about new apps. Salvia Divinorum trip. There's no new new season as of like two days ago. There's another new The lady, she was trapped in a bunker for 15 years in a religious cult, and she gets Black Mirror is getting in some trouble because I guess Carl, you're not Carl Pinkerton? i talked about too but it was just because a lot of people were talking about potential future

1:34:47 Duncan, So I don't know if Carl just was able to figure out what's next. do you have the article, I don't even want to read. Gizmodo. Like Gizmodo's one, Engadget's one, Kotaku's one. Okay, you cannot just immediately dismiss the fucking New York Times. Now, whether or not they made some mistakes, I'd criticize them for that Conor McGregor What happened was amazing.

1:37:34 You can't even respond. You're really willing to do that? It's just, they're really important. He's 70 and he's trolling. And so he fires back. They just fuck up way less than most of us. War. And unlike Obama, who would probably never consider attacking North Korea he's looking at Trump he's Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. he's definitely nuttier than the regular dude. He's definitely nuttier than the regular dude he's definitely

1:41:45 It looked like an alien. People are pulling their cars over. It's weird that they don't, like, you know how your phone goes off if Pablo gets kidnapped by his stepdad. I think that's what the thing on Friday is supposed got pushed from Friday to Friday from Thursday I'm fucking out of here. And then you don't even have a door handle. Some people think he created Bitcoin, yeah.

1:44:00 What if he's the future? Dude, I got to think that there's levels to everything. And it worked perfectly in record time. That's insane. Like the electronic daddy. Why is it he keeps going? Why is he tackle things like cancer herpes? He's too smart to have friends. She's probably telling the truth. yeah i think uh there's levels to the super genius game and he's some new level he's like

1:47:24 Was he smart his whole life? Was he creating things in in like middle school and high school or digital one day out I helped you guys. Doom VR. okay you know you're only seven So I build log outside patio furniture. Elon's on speed, okay? Kimball's probably the real Elon Musk. He's a super genius Kimball Musk. Oh, my. South Africa is an interesting place

1:50:41 I always think of District 9. What were they? Oh, that's right. I think that's where he's from. I heard it, but it's not registered. That was the Matt Damon movie. What's that place like? Think of that spot, man. Got in a zebra suit and went out and let lions fuck with them. They know when to let them loose. This isbra head. I had drinks with him, Everlast, Eddie Bravo, one of Eddie's students, and Steve-O's girlfriend.

1:54:10 He put a hook through his Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. He's not like, oh, he's gonna go, you're done. You're fine. But he also was flying motorcycles and Horrifying video to watch. I had, what is his name? He was a really nice guy. But if you fall, you might fall on somebody. taking a month off and then trying some new different stuff, there's different stuff.

1:57:34 It's amazing how fast it cleanses, like, three days. Someone said Chappie. D. Antwoord came out strong. Yolani. That's it. Do you know that they, or the, Sometimes it gets haywire, and he would just like to come in and apologize for bitch-slapping you It's like a week. that's weird man like have you ever shaved your armpits once by mistake bad idea i wonder how

2:00:32 unless you're but I'll do it I hate the feel. I oil up. because I don't know him, with Carrot Top. That looks like Kathy Gray. Who knows what the fuck he was doing. looking buff that doesn't look anything nearly as bad we're looking at uh carrot top where you can thank you Diggity, diggity dick root. I mean, he's just a guy who wants everybody to suck his dick.

2:03:57 And they would dance around. There's a bunch of people that have those pictures, those dick root pictures. Yeah, this guy. Yeah. But he's an abuser of something. Oh, my God. What is that? That's what you do oh that guy's super jacked we had a family dinner Sometimes the blood comes out as gel, which is weird. you know well i don't know shit about medicine, but I would imagine.

2:07:19 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That one. That guy. It says water buffalo horns are being used for it, but I still don't know if it's... is that you would kind of like create damage, You never know, man, This has been around long enough where people are going like, you know, there's like really significant benefits. I had a family dinner. these people get all cupped up, there's probably something to it. Right? In this day and age?

2:09:38 to be like more next level. It's like you're body functions in terms of like how things heal and whether or not it would accelerate or not but They got real overzealous in their claims of like how much weight you can Everybody I know that's tried it has been like, woo! Like, no. I'll definitely do it. I don't want to do a couple sesh. Yeah, people like to endure shit together.

2:12:52 Sounds good. It sounds like you did good shit Andreas Anthropoulos? Millions! Like big corporations taking over Bitcoin would be super cool. Whatever they can get you with. Have you seen the autonomous robots because the robot's going to be watching us. It doesn't exist anymore. I saw, it wasn't on your I think I retweeted somebody else saying, hey, this is happening, or something like that.

2:16:35 When stuff like that happens, there's going to be a big pullback. Robots that fuck with homeless people. Yeah, I could see it being real. What's that one? Does it say? If it hears someone screaming rape, if it hears someone screaming police, It's going to happen. because I'm not nervous in it in the way that I think it's totally 100% negative It's like we're very, very far ahead in this game.

2:19:52 And when does this thing, like, if you had to guess, how much longer does the human race have? Yeah. off of Australopithecus. It's going to go to some new thing. Sounds right. years from now oh it. That's crazy. How about that? What they thought. It's really weird how recent that was. history 10 000 years would be like whoa oh they figured out how to make cooler houses like whoa

2:23:49 crazy nothingness, lapse look at that that's incredible new york city's a freak out man and even more crazy look I've been to a lot of big cities. Italy and they were all like really aggressive risk-taking people you know like they i was reading something about the crime rate that new york's crime rate is the lowest it's More pimp slaps than ever. you while they're chasing some guy.

2:27:05 and then realize that it's only within 100 years that's where it's Right. Yo, I'm thinking. That's not good because then people dry out and then Botox goes up. It's fake lawn. It would just, the salt would stay. And I think that would be the case with a lot of stuff that doesn't live in the ocean, right? we have a constant yeah see everybody's concentrating all the money as in robot fuck dolls.

2:29:59 I think cancer can be severely mitigated in some circumstances by diet. Don't even say that. Jeremiah will now get to host Kill Tony Show and keep his hair. Like, if Jeremiah wins, No, no, no. Tony's idea. I just threw him under the bridge. I was like, I don't know why you want to wear and then once you're on stage, you have to put about that beautiful red lipstick is that it would make you concentrate

2:33:17 get to wear lipstick, bro? Yeah, you got him. It's funny. You might grow to like it. I think he should at least shave his head. That's Eddie Izzard. I don't know. for like four weeks or something crazy. thing that he was doing where he was wearing women's clothes and all that stuff 27 marathons in 27 I feel like he did this twice. oh my god so he did it before

2:36:51 I mean, that's just crazy. ah ok that makes sense To run that many marathons in that many days. So that was the toughest day of my life. So that was the toughest day of my life. Unless he did the second time. If he decides to go for it. So he's going to go into a... Interesting. Because he's, it would be extraordinary for someone who's in great shape.

2:40:19 He wasn't even thin. me tour not that it matters but finally if he's a woman shows in french whoa of course he's a genius That's where originally I got the idea of us being able to communicate with plants. interface with a human being when This has been proven. When it's downwind. right next to the tree and it would have the same effect. You bring it up, they get so triggered.

2:43:42 to be no reason for it everybody's going to go well dude i feel so much better when i eat steak it's just fuck like it's it's there's obviously get to remote parts of like west texas and shit and so then some of them the ranchers have taken They have these enormous horns. But they're here and they have to control their population. It's like, how do you spell it?

2:46:03 Yeah. What about that? thick, I'll find it. I want a real cow that's really alive. That's weird that they don't have Aladad. Somebody sent me a video. Right? Some goats, they eat weird shit, and they taste terrible. to like with no predators you'd have to create now one enormous city, but we've maintained like the Amazon. The Amazon rainforest is I mean, it sounds crazy, but if you're talking about 500 years now we literally could have

2:49:47 and you're so tired do I talk about this crack see I'd rather do this than Mars. 100 feet deep Nope. No desire. and chops you up and throws you in the ocean. a little, but then I, you know, Fuck, man. Oh, Jesus Christ. Do you have any desire to go bungee jumping? It sounds kind of fun. to get you to jump off the Alps. But hang gliding is, I've heard of people like getting shot up in a hang glider, 300

2:53:40 They're correct. I gotta pee so bad we have to wrap this up. All right, Yeah, that's right. And Jeremiah's going to host the next one.