Joe Rogan Experience #1071 — Steven Crowder & NotGay Jared Transcript
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0:00 The dragon's mouth and his thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah. This was actually after meeting with YouTube. But yeah, we were... where they just strike. We're sort of like laughing our asses off. and we painted them eating from a pile of corn infested shit and then at the end of the video Now, what is Mr. Rogers mad about? That's the problem with YouTube, right?
2:23 So we didn't even borrow any of their logos, their nothing. We don't exactly know because it's boilerplate answers, right? A bunch of think tanks, mostly. Do they fly you out or do they ask you to fly out? Was it summer? Voted like number one lawyer in the state and hilarious, really funny guy. And they wouldn't, they're like, well, that's a very good question.
3:52 well, But I just said, I was like, we were ruining the movie. I think if you want to paint in period blood, as long as I know what you're doing, it says I might. if you silence them. to have differences of opinions It's kind of like Dinesh D'Souza talks about. It's not about the laws. If you're at a public protest, you can't say, hey, you can't take my picture.
5:55 It didn't matter that we presented the law, Yeah, he was talking about divestment. Yeah, we don't. Dead silence. So explain this because you explained it to me earlier. Whatever I think it is, it's the opposite. So it's a lot of hip hop news. And she comes out and she's talking about news and how to create content and the algorithms. going, I like these sneakers. I don't know what content it is.
8:22 Considering that you deal with hip hop and a lot It's fine. It's just about the wrong opinion. Well, that's like me saying that I'm Irish. She was like Amber Crombie and Fitch Black. They knew that I was pretty bad. That's like one of those weird double standard rules Yeah. was demonetization, You can have it in your channel. Is that what it is? Stupid asses.
11:12 And this got his channel flagged. Yeah, he's going to be on our show there next week, too. What is going on? Hey, look, I can see it over there now. there's nothing offensive about it it's just just says Sam Harris and Douglas Murray? critical of He's more open borders in the States than a guy like that probably. essentially saying is We played a video
13:44 But I'm just saying that there's a real like a University of Michigan And it was a video about the atrocities, of the Japanese Empire. You know, what if I weren't there for him? Well, and there's a lot of famine thinking going on in that regard where people automatically want to protect what they have and get nervous about it. I would take it a step further and say authenticity.
15:43 unless you completely agree with them. Silicon Valley, so much in the tech community, so much uber progressive thinking, which, you know, They take an authoritarian approach to solving the whole thing, and then refuse to accept Bullshit. I'm sure you've seen those. I watch nice things. They've been pretty proactive about chasing. What's going on here?
18:35 It's like these kids get together with a parent. And it seems to be foreign. Yeah, but I don't think that's what anyone's really complaining about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But these aren't as offensive to me as the cartoon ones get this gets real That wouldn't make it past our wardrobe. Don't get me wrong. Whereas YouTube says, well, no, it's not advertiser friendly.
20:57 I mean, I've seen a bunch of leftist ads on my channel. I would have thought that was hilarious if I was him. Like, he had called me out. Because he called me out. I mean, oh, Steven Crowder, self-styled comedian. Oh, he sucks. Bullshit. You know, that whole thing. So it's like, okay, let's have, and then nothing. He called you out, how so? He was constantly talking trash. I mean, oh, Stephen Crowder, self-styled comedian.
22:00 We do it. I had to do it. It's like There's no other recourse. you brought up the audience. That's not true. Yeah. And I think, you know, You can't fat shame him. I don't think he realizes that yet. I like talking to him. ebbs and flows. I mean, you know, even, I mean, argument, when that's your whole identity... It's a very And his whole argument was like,
24:44 like you went to prison, is a fucking tough card to get by. Because of Ben Affleck and all that stuff. year that we're really grateful for is the Change My Mind segment. on abortion. One that was just at But there's no one on the left who does that. It just doesn't work anymore. But even the left Well, Sam Seder's show, right? I don't know. One of the things they were saying was that people just decide like that these people
27:09 I just think when you box yourself into these ideologies, Jordan Peterson, I'll have that guy on care watch list after this. is the undercover shit. Yeah. But I think it was really fucking, you know, no, no, you know what actually three years old We're not even talking about 21 which is arguable still crazy I was like, We have to sit That's his name?
29:31 His name is Rex Butt? And he Because you gave them the. Let me, can I preface this with something? And when you're doing, for example, like Antifa, and they hand you a knife and they talk about shooting Ben Shapiro. We were joking. Vermont. Burlington, Vermont. He has said that feels like a girl, prefers playing with dolls, and of course we don't want to discourage it.
31:16 Then it's just like, okay, get rid of the puberty That's the entire point. No question at all. I mean, this guy's saying- Yeah. that it's a good idea to transition a six-year-old? We talked about the 12 rules for life. if if if you're gonna check if you're gonna transition anyway oh that's a She's like, and then gay marriage or opposite marriage, and everyone laughed.
33:59 Well, not only that, there's a lot of people in the transgender community that think it's offensive to assume that you have to get an operation to get your penis removed community focus group with transgender Well, and there was another thing. Okay. Business card. It is by Dr. Deborah So. It's the minority group that they actually get more crap. hundred she wanted to make sure there was no doubt.
36:32 hate speech, But they literally God bless my wife, because they were talking about getting all these operations. to say it to the transgenders in the room. because you identify as someone with bigger tits I mean that's bullshit And I'm not saying that there's not people out there that identify with being a man when We're in La La Land. Buck Angel. He wanted to have a fight.
38:52 Oh, yeah. No, come on. Right. And I know that this does happen. Maybe he was leaning that way anyway. The attractive lesbian with the tattoos. I'm not a doctor, but I have enough understanding of biology to know that that's crazy. I'm going to be a moron. you know, less than room temperature IQ. What terms are there that you don't know about a child's biological development?
41:58 I can't just say, this doctor says X. Or was it Tim Kennedy's hunting Hitler thing? Medical experiments. That was disgusting. Medical experiments. And he wasn't really out of the closet. He was like, yeah, man, I think it's going to be. And that's the crazy thing. various things. Also, he was talking about his Go just switch to us. Yeah Well, he'll tweet me.
44:49 No, no. Owen's a great guy. He doesn't need all this other shit. in things and there's a dynamic that occurs Oh, yeah. Yeah. Show them your suggested feed. I guess I never met him, but I guess that has been the thing about him forever. But if you find out that in the gay community, it's not thought of the same. With Kevin Spacey. I did it, bitch. You go to the right bar here in Los Angeles.
48:19 But there's literally a red pool filled with young, hairless boys. I don't think it's a fake outrage. I think what really got Kevin in trouble was not just the initial story, but then that This is all Wolverine's next victims. the Amazing Atheist. But what he was saying essentially was that But he said, he goes, please, he goes, I was the predator.
50:03 I was a predator. I was a predator. Don Nicolta. You don't know when, where's the shtick? like it's sort of like a gonzo journalism type thing right like you don't Yeah. I was like, okay, all right. I don't think that one's going real thing. Fuck. Someone tried to say I was a member of NAMBLA at one point on YouTube and suggested feeding. That was the one.
51:42 Oh, Illuminati. Wanting to dine in every Tuesday. Okay. They just go, puberty blockers, a new topic of discussion. Her boyfriend discussed so who's that? Well, why can't you Well, the reason is because my mom, who did wardrobe for the Just for Laughs and a lot of Canadian sitcoms, think she had the, I don't think she has This is not a conversation you want to have with your
54:27 He was on a flight with me. It's the Che Guevara thing, anyway. He's going from D.C. to Burlington, Vermont. You're sitting there with your 128 gigabyte iPad Pro. Yeah. Yeah. That story is fucking crazy that it was a wild purchasing scheme that tanked the college. The Sanders are overspending. And Verena gets off the plane first. But he's in the back.
56:19 behind him, and it was like The guy looks like he's at death's door. you gotta sit up straight. Like, that's not Income inequality. Killer Mike, even though he's anti-gun. So you mean he was a United Forces officer? You'd have to kill our mics in the White House and the Oval Office right now. Matter and feminism. just like he could, just like I could,
58:40 You have to get in line with these things right down the line. I don't care if you're left or right, just don't lie to me. and we've had some bigger name actors where they have screw you money when I get to this stage in my career. I'm sure you've probably No. know like okay well that's part of the problem because people don't want anybody else to know
1:00:38 You don't even know what it is. That was like a gift I'm like, this is not real. This woman's not real. It was Milo and Christine Hoff Summers. Yeah. I've never gone, but I realized immediately I'm not going to be able to do stand-up, You know, I think it was my parents That's a good way of putting it. If Trigley Puff didn't come out there and keep it in speech office, Kevin, fuck you!
1:03:16 Yes. I'm sure she'll find a guy who likes him, you know, bigger and you know, she'll, she But sitting back, watching it from the comfort of my house, watching it on YouTube, I was like, what the fuck happened? Well, I'm not necessarily saying that. She's branded right wing now, probably. your cause a disservice, Yeah, right. Nat Geo Jared is a Nazi.
1:05:45 Because like, you know, It's 50, but Sven was telling us Yeah, but that's what you see. with Nazi tattoos, you go, oh, And what you said, truth. No, I think there's an ideological war going on. He's like, that's Armonica Lewinsky. and nobody gives a fuck about Brett Ratner anymore. He's going to deny it. just going, going, going. So I disconnected No one cares anymore. It's like, of course Haiti is a shithole.
1:08:44 If he says that... Let's say he did. It's not the appropriate we're in a weird quagmire. Yeah. And if he says that. You want to know how you know it's a shithole? Right? And so then they had a huge Haitian immigration. Because there's a lot of French. I've talked about this before. Pure land, it means pure wool, because they want to get rid of all the Anglophones, right?
1:09:33 of black people who are screwing a black citizenry they've been doing it for decades they've never I think it's one of those places. I liked Carly Fiorina. Also crazy. correlation with being smart and being wise. It's a crazy painting. Got the American flag in there. Look, I love America. There's not a class structure. And just because you feel something like that, it does not overtake biology.
1:13:01 Otherwise, it's hate speech. They're going to sue you. I'm a big fan, but they've got a few problems. So Stephen Harper is the Canadian equivalent of a conservative. I voted for him. said, I don't care what the law is in the land. I'm not going to marry two men in my congregation. Well, now it doesn't. Or do we draw the line when someone tries to strangle Ben Shapiro on the Dr. Drew show because he implies that the guy with the penis is still a man?
1:15:25 Yeah. But, yeah, he said, if you don't be careful, you sound like the Joker. He was like the Clubber Lang of trainees. with that woman. I go, was I just felt like that's a safe thing to say. It's a medical procedure and it has no Didn't have to tell anybody. No, it's a medical Isn't that wonderful? Or at a Red Bull party. That that guy passed that through. It's because people weren't paying attention.
1:17:50 if it was a communicable disease and now I have esophageal cancer. And it was pretty bad. We did the AIDS epidemic. Do you remember the Kinnison bit? Why is it incendiary? No. Think about that for a second, though. with no shirt on underneath it It was on sale with the Hello Kitty backpacks. We can't stigmatize anyone or anything ever? We can't stigmatize AIDS?
1:20:21 If I were to use an absurd example in a bit, it would be like, I never got more hate in all the years I did this podcast than one of the early, early, And his assertion was that HIV is a very weak virus and that HIV is appearing in the systems of these people because they have compromised immune systems. He's like you. It was more of a social issue.
1:22:43 Oh, it's terrible. Yeah, they do them. Yeah. Actually, somebody talked about that yesterday is a potent drug. All right. Yeah. I like lavender. He's done rock solid research on cancer. Based on what you're saying, from what I hear, my inclination is it sounds like he may be wrong. wrong but i i've heard enough people that know enough that say he's wrong that i believe them
1:24:38 Send it in. You know, I don't think he's right. a big skill, we've kind of had to learn this because not gay Jared knows, And you realize they're just repeating themselves. And why? Or is it just, it just doesn't jive with your view of the world? And that fucking, that one was What is it about slender people that are almost always left wing? They see this.
1:27:47 Iron Mountain Designs. and their body size. I saw shotguns an hour ago. I'm like, Jared, you've got to go in there. What was the meeting? We have a guy who does research for us. All that article Really? Maybe they did. us i'm like listen i'm sorry at a certain point i'm empathetic but we send you to therapy you Online. Kind of like hormone blockers for kids.
1:31:08 So he'd been doing research on the backend upon request and was so good. So we had all this research. We knew who these people were. Like, oh yeah, we're tracking these people. when um when and where and we showed up to campus and i walk in as jason antifa person We need a disguise. Well, they tried to find us Yeah, he did. They're meeting at Starbucks on campus.
1:32:59 because there was a wedding band and a chick showed up. They did roll call. And then there was Will. We found him so swiftly. out this kink in the plans. Well, that was Take a photo of it with another camera, like you said. And you were nervous as hell at this point. They're all like 30 seconds. So these people. this is not in my job description. They just handed you a prison shank
1:35:31 He got a little crazy. All right, play it. It said two AKs coming. Five inches or so. And they're going to enlist the aid of a bunch of other people. Not a single one. yeah she was still late So I get there, sit down for a bit, and like three minutes in, they start telling me, they I'm kind of taking pictures and I got spotted. What do I do? That was hilarious.
1:38:56 It's not playing. Corrupted the file. Oh, here it goes. they walked away. But he put together a small little brief montage of our video that took place on his little profile. Because he worked for ABC I'm like, this is, And he walks away. They had a rhyme going down the street with our protests. Didn't fit the narrative. Right. But he's like, I could see how he pisses people off, but he's brilliant.
1:41:03 And he said, I think I can do it. Someone there, some student activities advisor released an official statement saying nothing Washington Herald or something. but never actually quoted a name. to Clinton he was he was people in the head with This is chaos. that was a real faction of Antiques, that's the saddest fucking faction She tased somebody? No, no, no, no.
1:43:14 For tasing a dude. the bird. We were like, you bastard, give me the knife back. So she gets arrested for tasing somebody. I was on the premise with the FBI and they knew that my footage was not, um, they are organized to a certain extent. What's what we were talking about earlier that my take on it is that if you're trying to suppress people that hardcore
1:44:47 Like, this is, you're so far gone that you're, like, with every single one of these things, He's a conservative. And if you between the professors that were chastising her for showing, Yeah. I mean, he's super Jewish too. I mean, he's how crazy it is to call him a Nazi. I mean, he's super Jewish, too. He's so logical in every other way. Juosity. Ben Shapiro is brilliant.
1:47:02 Ben Shapiro leaves Breitbart. There was a period where I'm sure it was pretty rough for him, and he still stuck to his guns. that everything is ramped up, and no one can be left-wing enough. that you are but don't say always. I spoke out of turn. And people of color who also don't have pink pussies. It's not like you have a goddamn vagina on your head.
1:49:13 One of the places had like a ban on the pussy hat. Now I'm on their side. It is, but you can't have a double entendre publicly? Yeah, it's crazy. And that's a joke for the night of the show. Let's say like Anna Kasparian or Cenk or whoever. I understand that. Their own shrinking team. If you think about it, grassroot movement. I think they ran out of budget.
1:52:01 It's like the SEAU, the Fight for 15. But where, though? You think they were paying, was something like 900,000 people? It's the same reason they support Antifa, even though it's silly, and they support Black Lives Matter. I don't think any of these people are getting paid. This is oh, this is the recent one. Yeah We're on all the mailing lists. Yeah, that's all union sponsored minimum wage thing.
1:53:53 Well, that's different. and then it was snatched from them. march or protest, but no one shows up. About what a wonderful day it is for you to be out there That's also protesting him. To celebrate the historic milestones That's fucking funny man right there. the computer just or the protest we went to in Grand Rapids, The only people who showed up were the people paid by the organization.
1:56:17 Like Reg came up with a number. it'll be like eight. are going to a march, does this depend on But for every one that you see that the media says, okay, this is all hands on deck, there How many times can you get people to protest? Oh, yeah. We got kicked out. I don't know what it's for. It's fucking balls. Oh, yeah. There's never been, I mean, not only that, like, he's got a style.
1:58:21 Is that what he calls him now? ever is going on right now. That's another moment where I think he might be... Yeah, I felt like it could have been better. He was like, if Donald Trump responds, I'll be ready. The pauses and everything were fake. It's like, well, you know you've done this act 50 times. My favorite part was how he's got a bunch of black people sitting around watching him.
2:00:00 They came straight out of central casting. when Alex in his fucking castle somewhere. Tell him to check me. It's too much of a liability with the court proceedings. Well, he's a very hospitable guy. come on. we were undercover you don't understand, Like, you see him when he's drunk and stoned and we're having a great time. I don't believe everything he believes
2:02:25 has come to mind. Well, then there was That is weird. Right. a guy's name Douglas Haig or something popped up. or something along those lines. Sure. That makes a lot of sense. And she escaped narrowly with her life while people were dropping right in front of her as she was running. And there's often a grain of truth sometimes. There's a shooter. There's a shooter at the MGM.
2:04:51 One of the girls And Dana White's the best. weird. Yeah, that is. And it is weird too that, you know, saying, okay, a country music festival. the things that gets ignored and it should be fucking front and center and anxiety medication, People react. Same thing as far as even like I think it was Celebrex would have been worse for me And most people don't know.
2:07:30 That's what Whitney Cummings brought up the other day. The whole family's fucking kids. Yeah. And then there was a room service bill that said someone had been to the room. I'm like, one. I just go crazy. Mark Ripito ordering double meat and we were somewhere, and he just asked the server, he goes, please, double the meat. The room service bill. We feel a lot of responsibility, especially being more of an entertainment show,
2:09:47 And so I get it. shit well right away yeah fucking mind this guy and people people ignore that they ignore that I put up with all fake martial arts videos. not theirs. I'm going, what? If it's spinning a thousand miles an hour, okay. I mean this is basic physics that you would learn in high school, so that's where for me Save Donald Trump some money.
2:12:23 That's the question though, why? and talk about the gravitational pull there's a flat Earth? human thing like of like like i think they're gonna attack us you know like there's like a secret sort of like not a secret but like a thing in your head about uncovering secrets yeah those guys you look at and you go oh it doesn't matter if I trained my whole life.
2:13:57 When he found this guy's name. So this guy is, anyways, but he's a super nice guy. You can see just that little bit. a mixed martial arts guy. Or I had someone who believed that he was a good theorist and he was one of the early sort of mixed martial arts adopters, but the fact is Bruce Lee video. Oh, you shit on Bruce Lee. No, we didn't. I said he was a good theorist
2:15:13 Well, that's true. It's very hard to find a single UFC fighter that wasn't a Bruce Lee fan or isn't currently He killed Chuck Norris with a guillotine. and what people got really mad at is they were saying he would as to how small of a man this is. trying to do was just like his whole style. Well, I mean he wasn't an author. And he was the first. I'm going to learn how to do this.
2:17:59 I'm like, I got to learn that. the same size as me. while this guy's out there. I mean, Nice guy. and he actually accidentally, he just, he did a And it was so fast. Yeah, because these guys, people want to take their head off. I think it was so swift from, you know, the timer went off. collar yank and I just posted and Yeah, it's not like the best.
2:20:28 people feel like the truth isn't enough People were like, this is so racist. We're like, he's literally just doing Mickey Rooney Breakfast at Tiffany's. And so people were like, this is so racist. So racist. like the star of a movie, you had to be a white guy. Come on. She did some great work. It's only embarrassing if it embarrasses you. He's only, like, 5'11".
2:22:08 he did a series Joey says he's a great guy handsome Just turned out to suck. Yeah, just turned out he's George Reeves and Christopher Reeves maybe it was the Reeves what was the curse with Brandon Routh it's Lex Luthor like when you get to really interesting. freaks out, but I'm like, well Mark Ruffalo I don't want to speak out of school but I think he has a brain
2:23:50 No, not me. I remember him, he was somewhere and it was like, you know, Oh, is it truth? There is a media cover-up of a lot of information. Which is, you didn't know I think there's unquestionably, there was some But the idea that they orchestrated it, man, that's just, it doesn't, it doesn't jive. It's like, all of a sudden, where's code? But the point is, I don't want George Bush to have unfettered power, nor Barack Obama,
2:26:39 Yeah, I was like, really? Well, you know, they do cooperate. Thank you so much, man. And a lot of it is just ridiculous. Bye, everybody.