Joe Rogan Experience #1075 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 Before we even start the podcast, rest in peace John Anthony West. I generally like to have conversations with people that I would have fucking taken a Raven note. It was such a giant part of his life. They did it in this one spot for who knows how long. I mean, Hancock's getting super vindicated right now. look look however old it was it's. The pyramids are a real thing.

3:01 What a crazy spot, man. Because they've been teaching one timeline for a long time. I mean, they've been teaching not that version of it, but their version is more accurate There is 100% some ego involved It was on like NBC. You have to realize how long ago he's talking about. Jamie finds it online. he's fucking handsome do you remember when Charlton Heston had a gun

5:55 That is so crazy. You will never take my cock from me. That, guns, circumcision. the way that connects with guns is um this is an example of technology falling into the hands of You fucking asshole. traffic thing what i'm gonna do is'm going to drill holes underneath the ground and it gets sucked in? I'm going to do the hands of the state or governments.

9:36 Could you imagine if it is? It's fake, bruh. Your mom's flatter than the planet Earth, bro. hit the ice wall but over the fucking ice wall now we're in the land of the grays you know But it used to be people just didn't fucking know. it's just a big blue and white fucking dick green yeah why do people want that we want we always at equal distance and measuring them and trying to see if there's curvature.

13:12 Yeah. Dude, your life gets so exciting at that point. You're fucked. don't want us to know because they know if we know who the fuck knows what the reason is but The government's hiding a dimension. that there's UFOs or something You got a video, man? We've made contact with the, they call themselves the Galactic Council of Celestial Elders. no, it's aliens.

17:14 they know how to do it they have a system in place they don't come from the stars they're the subconscious process of your mind, but it also could be because that these, what ideas are feel like I'm in a river of ideas and I I'm naked, and I can't hold the fish. signals into space um satellites with or with with fucking records in them but perhaps other

19:51 their fucking forehead. It was like the idea came to them in a vision. How many times do you hear and during that time period he had a dream that something about to be able to harness nature I mean, He just wrote this fucking bad-ass book on John D. big fucking pursuit back then which is like shit if we could turn if we can transmute metals into We're trying to turn lead into a thinking machine

23:14 Dude. Wow, interesting. because there was, like, a phrase that he said, Oh, my God. To test his theory, Where'd you read this? That guy definitely looks like he fucking nailed dogs to boards. Look at that Like he was not. Get gored by a bull, dead. That's true. But over and all, like one of the things that my friend was telling me about Thailand, he was like, dude, there's no crime over there.

27:06 I don't understand why that way of thinking emerged in the East and that connection with the self emerged in the East versus what happened in the West, which was basically a decimation of a previous religion. Or I say we. and you look at, you realize like in the fucking synoptic Gospels and in any of the Gospels, When did that originate? See you on the other side.

29:47 I mean, that's another fucking sweet gift that came from fundamentalist Christianity you see a fucking dick when you're like walking down the street some dude decided you're like And people, dude, I'll tell you, man, Catholics, they feel guilty. 1,079. magical ritual and and so it's like to say that this is connected to christianity is really it's let's start saying

33:27 behold, we're eating the flesh of God in everything we do. misunderstood life form. like they're well matter but plants i've got it you stick it on your plant and it goes into like your whatever Well, it's the electricity of the tree being translated into MIDI, it's turning it into audio. for monoamines some monoamines oxidase yeah right monoamine oxidase uh mao which is what mao

36:38 That's like your canary in the coal mine. Damn, how good is the memory on the kid, even though he's high. There are whispered fucking rumors? Whispered Rumors. and Brewer were high Yeah, man. And also, once you've been there, I'm going to need tax breaks. Did you get a finger waggle at you you start seeing like the faces and the stucco of your ceiling, you know.

40:14 You're not being freaked out by the flow of thoughts in your mind. That's the number one trick Like, oh my God, I'm going to say this again. Yes. I think exercise is one of the most overlooked. The problem with even talking about it is you sound virtue signally and pompous. house or it's insane outfit an outfit you need a robe exactly you need some kind of like shit that

43:49 arts were a moving form of meditation but that doesn't mean like stationary meditation isn't inside of us. Because for a lot of people people what's going down is that there is a screaming how many people are secretly that woman inside of themselves constantly running in terror feel by distracting myself with an incessant flow of thoughts right and

47:16 psychedelic thing including mr rogers like mr rogers is like that's some trippy shit going Like no government official does that. And here's how you get rid of that. whoever you're talking to, just, just, let's just be nicer to each other. Yeah. Let's just, We're going to suck it up for tax dollars. canadian couple there's a gay couple that uh had twins and they did it through a surrogate

49:37 they wanted to find out whether sues US government for denying It's not like they're worried about citizenship. I think they just used like one of those little things you stir with. A buddy of mine was telling me today about, he was in Berlin, and he went to this club, They would jizz all over the stage, thing like the problem is i opened up with the tupperware shit i went too hard off the gate i

52:17 They're, like, smelling shit. I wonder if you put your dick in butts all the time, you'd be like, I want to smell your shit. Like, why not foil? like we're being naughty smell my shit yeah or i'm transporting shit like you're like i'm i'm Oh, Jesus. but he's also trying to keep people from losing their minds. Because, like, the one wrong person goes into the sub-basement

54:35 If you took any of the people from the Trumpy Bear commercial I was watching TV and this fucking thing came on. I put the video up on my Instagram. Oh, that's it in the upper corner. Make that larger. Then wrap yourself in the red, white, and blue for comfort and warmth. Trumpy Bear sits proudly at the front of the motorcycle for all the world to see.

56:08 Thank you, Trumpy Bear. I love you, Trumpy Bear. That's Frank Waraholic, like an It's kind of a gag. Oh, my God. On the other level, it's just like people are like, I am the storm. And then the other guy says, Once a Marine, always a Marine. I'm fascinated by his disdain for the intelligence community. illegal immigration. This is an opportunity to prove

59:10 perfect because he got like it made my heart leap because he's like he like he like he had his hand And everybody doesn't think they need those people. You need them. trying to steal or get or buy but it is so as long as it is you're gonna need the fbi you're And there's a checks and balance system that's been proven. Yeah, sometimes they don't get along.

1:01:30 I heard you put your penis inside the wrong person. You can only feel love for one person at a time. Well, this is where it got really absurd. Wow. If they just jump him, they just jump him. Ooh, yeah, like a missile. Boom. That's what's interesting, man. really want to turn that bitch to nine yeah michael hastings was a journalist who uh was But that's just what fucking soldiers say when they're over there risking their goddamn lives for something they probably don't even understand.

1:05:31 Yeah. So they made this guy resign. They find amphetamines in his system, but that's Adderall, Yeah. Definitely. Did you get it at that club in Berlin? That's a problem. who just look into your life, if there's secret societies that we're aware of, that's You know? I thought, no wait. Oh, okay. I'll try to come on the coffin from the inside that you just never see and you never will see because they have around them this impermeable

1:10:31 who have eight nannies for their baby. the different styles. the same fucking thing because a lot of the people working in there are uh illegals so they don't Need a husband. Yeah. Just let the nanny like- Dude, she knows more than that. They send each other Christmas cards. Come on, bro. Come on, bro. She dropped her keys on purpose and she stuck her ass right up in the air.

1:13:27 in a veil of secrecy anyway but that's not what you have to worry about what you have to worry off and and whoever like would investigate it gets paid off and then it's like nothing happens Jesus fucking Christ. No robbery. Yeah. No, cut it out. Stop, stop, stop. You know if I was running a security team, I'd show them. Like, oh yeah, this seems a little suspicious.

1:16:28 Fuck that. Like it's almost like, I really don't want to know. We're all just gonna do billionaire shit together and you talk about where you're hiding your money. out with other billionaires and it's fucking generational and some of them start going crazy This is the, it's K-O-C-H. The cock boy. The shirts are about money? It's unavailable. Look at him.

1:19:57 If a guy who looks like that can get a girl who looks like that, you go, boy. like look at this says here bless this shit's spilling out of the mansions, man. Look at what it says here. Remember the dude? Wyatt! Wyatt! Get out of the I think that's the dick in the left pant. Dude, every time we do an episode together, I think cocks are... No mouths.

1:22:24 You're not even going to want to have regular sex if you could if I could give you the gift Through infinity like this. Yeah, and you'd live forever we told we've done these so many times we're going to repeat of course but like dude one of No, I think you're going to, you now have a platform that is unlike peppering up a little dunkin trussell well no i'm just saying like what the fuck do i know like

1:24:50 But there's just a list of people that are just forever. But, dude, I'm telling you, like, knowing all this shit, and there's so many times when we've done this podcast fuck, maybe Joe does know something. around inside my head i got a goddamn american flag behind me duncan trussell i don't know the He brought it to me because he's my friend. You saw this delusional belief in illogical things that they would argue. They would argue it illogically.

1:27:23 They were all either liars or delusional or they had errors in their thinking. And this guy was on Radiolab, and it was fairly recently. it's been observed many, many times, and what it looks like Skinwalker Ranch place in particular I mean, but this, do you ever do this game? is a fun game where you start thinking see, this is what I think about if I were you.

1:29:46 Good luck manipulating me Duncan Trussell. I'm an American. Yeah, okay these flags don't run or something. What happens these colors Right. but it's very fun yeah to think that it's a conspiracy and they killed him. are you going to put the money down on him being assassinated? Are you going to put the money down Like me, you're doing my thing. Right.

1:32:38 between left and right it's most tightly fought in in government right in in the real things what But Sean Hannity and Fox and Friends, he'll praise them in his tweets. I like his ideas. Let's see what happens. in a way that you've never heard a normal is an act. You have a presidential act. Sure. Or you put a shield up and the shield is a an act you have

1:35:26 What do you have, an itchy vagina? The beautiful woman. I used to. You were addicted to the shame bell. But people, there's a lot of dudes who ring that fucking shame bell at girls all the fucking time, man. One man you dirty little bitch. Yeah, oh There's an even number of people over here. Ten guys every one chick. I don't have a real lesson the ratio of men to women.

1:37:53 I might have made that up. Which is just fucking terrifying. They messed up the whole thing it's not just that man people right I don't know if these stories of them drowning baby girls were true But dude, people have done that. She gave birth in the toilet She seemed awkward. And nine months pregnant at work and just had the baby in the toilet and threw it in the trash can.

1:40:09 That is so fucked up, man. So fucked so up that was a real person that i knew the country with the highest gender disparity at birth is in china what is it lichtenstein Thank God for sex robots. in lichtenstein it's 126 males to every hundred but there's only there's less than 40 000 people That country is like Burbank. of boulder i mean that country is one third the size of boulder that's amazing wow when you think of it that way that's amazing as many people as in

1:42:25 There's going to be gay people just like straight people. they love each other they hug in front of you you realize like we're all wrapped up in this Just watch. Part of me is like, that's awesome that they're so comfortable. I took a right, and then I went down. And they were belt looping. I was terrified. Yeah, he fucked Pryor. In the simulator, how long...

1:45:33 and everything that your mind could think of sexually you're just doing it how long before We'll show up 100,000 years from now. done having sex with girls, I would take a nap I would be like, yeah, I made it to 100,000 years. You look at your watch, but, after a couple of years? You still like the same shit. That's how they get you. You want to feel it?

1:47:52 with every fiber of my being but I make it. to going gay, Wrong. a unicorn in the sky yeah yeah why not if you could do whatever you want. If you could do whatever you want. You had like full I'd be fighting vampires. I'd make a whole world. And you would try everything. Upon doing everything and creating a universe and creating planets and creating a planet where there's life on it and being a god that communicates with the beings on the planet, you're going to start thinking to yourself,

1:50:50 on, his scientific dissection of like what's happening with media and what's happening with technology and where the future lies is so fascinating because it's from the 1960s. innovate and where it was all headed yeah fucking fascinating because you think about how it did It's because we have all the information, too. That's it. and all the past limitations, something that bypasses all that stuff,

1:53:44 But this is what happens with ideas. It's just happening so fast now. Exactly. Which is a completely wrong. Because a person in that position, we need a person just like you're saying. It killed Tom Petty. Could you imagine having a podcast I've heard he's like funny and he's like, likes to argue and he's cool hanging out with. That's a problem. If they were fucking lizards, if only Jeff S's the problem, man. These people, they're not... Lizards. They're not lizards. That's the problem.

1:56:21 Thank you. Right. Take it back to Egypt one last time. but there's some other construction a lot of it is buried in sand after a while even the sphinx itself you know when they found the It was covered in sand back then. That's a very good question. So that's just time you're just looking at time looking at the craziest fucking stamp of time we can look at yeah

1:59:10 There's a monster down there! The depths of sand varies widely around the world. And he takes my shoe. Yeah. Yeah. on the moon is that there are the Earth's gravity and we don't know what that really Yeah, super athletes. But if the concept is they're not even on whether we went to the moon? so it's like no instant replay. I'll do that right now. I've seen better examples than that, though.

2:03:00 But they're not physically capable of defying physics. by radiation? Get the fuck out of here, bitch. So they just faked it after the fact. it to you once. Pull it off. Nobody What would you call it? Yuri Gagarin in Here he is. Look at that. All right. Back up. He's in this tiny little pod. Because they've got no room. I've heard that too. some of the footage you're seeing is horseshit.

2:06:37 I think going there, if they did go there, and I think they probably did, was an unbelievably difficult thing to do. that all that shit's missing? and find out that's the case? That's what I read. I read when last time tapes of the fucking moon Keep that's a good one. Let's just fucking record over the first time in human history. Casino. Or something happened where you started shifting your ideas and thinking we did go to the moon no i

2:09:10 There is. It was fake. Talking about Those people are ridiculous. He wrote a book called My Life. I was starting to think that maybe he was ahead of his time. Might not be right. They reversed the image and blacked out the background background. It's been proven. They reversed the image and are jumping around on the moon like you're having a party up there right is that real right how come i can't get a fucking regular camera

2:12:11 It's interesting, man. You've, like, gone back. But I do know. It's one of the only All the Apollo missions, man. Maybe they're right. Operation Paperclip. of NASA. That was the guy who was trying to get us to the moon. were the best rocket scientists available really cool. Someone's explaining all this to me What about the ones who were really good at making cool shit?

2:14:51 Do you know why Zyklon B is Zyklon B? Jamie's quick with the trigger here today. yeah and and there's all kinds of examples of this and where it gets really weird is like into the immune system of society like you know like the way aids hides in different parts of your Well, there's these a lot of these people are getting like a lot of airtime. I don't know much about Steve Bannon, quite honestly.

2:17:19 Like, or the fact that a lot of like. group said that but that could have been just him just not doing a good job preparing what he's it's simple it's like there's no like well you know i'm not even a nationalist i love america This is virtue signaling, but race virtue. They also had a special film developed by Kodak. I'll look it up. What is this? Who wrote this?

2:20:23 This is in Nevada. That just landed on the moon. and I'm like, what the fuck do you know about shit behind i think if they're smart they uh they clean up have you not seen the clean up like the really crude civilizations like ours. That looks like a ship. That's a ship. Yeah, look at that, bro. It's like a bobsled trail or something. But if you find something in space and you can prove that this thing exists, it was a living organism, a primitive organism that's on Mars.

2:23:20 We'd laugh at it. with Crocs. And he's just sitting it's entirely possible there is a Darth Vader somewhere, like a real, legit Darth Vader We have to film him. I'd like to fucking look at this. The guy's gray ball hair. He's squeezing his balls with his left hand. I'd love to see that. I'd like to see the press conference. Now what are you going to do?

2:25:26 that's what's happening we're seeing cascading think about the apocalypse when I think about That would suck. And then the moment they re-merge from light speed, boom! That's what happened in the new Star Wars movie. Yeah. Just his fucking car out there. Yeah. It's the side of 18 semis. You're never hearing ever again. I can't hear you. Just like it got cracked like a gong for a million years

2:29:00 that the world that we're living in is permanent and stable. Here's the thing that disturbed me the most, a horrible fucking train accident. Fuck them. That's what's the scariest thing to me. of any sort really like the idea is when you're saying that you're religious it's their refined system that they've come up with which is like they call being woke or you know

2:32:19 i don't fully know all of the spectrum of jordan pet Peterson's views on things because it would take me a The problem is people aren't willing to adjust that. there is a piece of him that doesn't for whatever reason like he i don't know i'm again i'm not But that's what he was saying. They've got shit. Hate speech. dude why am i giving that guy a hard fucking time?

2:35:13 No, he's making cute shirts and he's banging a hot woman. that's trying to stop war, And that sucks. But that doesn't invalidate any of the love he's expressed throughout his life. There's a thing that people do on whether it's male versus female. We're humans. Yeah, I think you should eat right. I think you do a lot of things And then ultimately the world has.

2:38:35 enough to want to feel better and to win so just saying that like changes the way i'm looking at it kindness that you're talking about it's with other men. I was competitive. I would shit on people that I didn't know look at this fucking loser do it his way. I did it the way that a barely educated But it was also that I had a better way of approaching competition than I had when I was younger because I didn't carry as much anxiety I was I was still anxious but less anxiety because

2:42:19 funnier than me it was it was a stupid thought process and it it took me until I was like 22, 23. It feels good to be nice. And i just slowly cultivated a better philosophy and it took me a while man it took me until i was in my 20s till i really like as i was like getting closer to 30 Just do it. he was teaching he never said here's what this is going to do for you.

2:44:25 person's life where someone comes up to you who's in a lot of trouble and they need help and it at least for me, if I can be more calm I mean, that is a trial error, honesty. And those people, it's very hard to adjust from a place of bounty to a place of struggle and success and self-realization. We were poor, you know. Oh, my God. Just to be crying about being frustrated about your career.

2:47:56 comic like that that burning hunger because you don't have shit that's where it all comes from went through it too. They need to hear that during the dark days where it doesn't seem like it's ever That's right. Yeah, they want to think I'm fuck this guy fuck this guy's a pussy There's an earthquake-ridden area, We're worried about people fracking. Fucking queer. And you felt like queer and you felt like

2:50:46 In space forever? you could feel his, One of the things he says is so simple, and it reminds me what you're saying now, is he said, shithead to you or whatever but it also it helps you find a little bit of compassion. That's all. they do is they don't think about how other people are of the work You're not helping yourself at all. What you're doing

2:53:35 problem right Jesus Christ maybe that's the way you're thinking maybe that's the Hey, bro, what should I do today? You're a white guy from North Carolina. But when I run into you with that, is there's a part of me that, and I know sometimes you just have to put someone, you have to avoid their presence. It doesn't work. I think it's possible. at humanity as a whole you need to seek inspiration in the great work of others and you need to look

2:57:05 Yeah. when you were like, wallowing in it yes and i needed in it and i didn't in those moments when you were doing that Don't feed the wallow. get through it realize it's a journey that you're going to get through but yeah realize that there's Like you get in a pattern of behavior and you feel trapped, but you gotta, you gotta right right like put you down and yeah put you down when you get around somebody who's like doing it out of out of love there is such a massive difference in in the way that feels and in what they do quite often or

3:00:42 you were you were calculated yeah i was calculated with one with one of my teachers ragu i would like his If they get mad at me, then I know. be there but they're not like in the sense that they're letting you do the pattern that you're in Well, it's also, from a selfish standpoint, when you have a good friend that is all of a sudden looking for a place to live,

3:03:11 There was no hesitation. He's like, fuck this. it fucks you because it fucks me every two years every two years when i abandon my act but dude the thing you're talking about with the comedy it's it applies to everything and it's like who you are right you gotta let go of that you gotta let go of it and and and letting go of it I was getting jealous of these people.

3:06:40 I was mad at them. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, not not weak like tired like didn't have the energy weak Weak like, oh, you bitch. You bitch. and then you go to a masseuse, and that moment when the thing finally gives way, what is this this is just like you're saying it's weak it's not a good look i don't like it and it's everybody's got their own fucking muscle spasm but you'll know what it is you know what any people listening to it right now you know what it

3:09:39 So forgive me. But I did think about this. It's turning your trap into a trampoline. I know, that's why I deserve to be made fun of for it And that is really exciting. what happens when you work at something I think you could get caught up in a game don't doing that people are doing on it but we associate video games with wasting time slacking Because these Twitch guys got you beat, fuckface.

3:12:00 He's got a diamond-crusted Rolex I have things to do, bro. First of all, you've got to watch Twitch just for the sake of the podcast. And it's really funny. Not VR chat. just you know i'm here he's like that has this very calm voice like you need to get out of here you'll even be able to find it. This is our place. is right away no that's it's him I think it's probably him but go back and look up this is

3:14:58 Yeah, but this is a different one. I have a reputation that precedes me. That's amazing, though. I like watching. I don't even play golf, and I like watching people play golf because they're talking. It's fun. hundreds it was like tons man these were like famous players dude these are like world Oh yeah. You're moving shit around. what? man i have to learn you don't have that kind of time i don't have that kind of time to like

3:17:55 That's like 50,000 people there. why isn't that caught on like that here from this guy named Thresh he was the best. He was so good Oh, no, it's not. So because you see the shotgun shells and shit like that. So it was all about controlling where the respawn is, keeping your health up really high, like right there. Boom. He sees that guy. Boom. And he just killed that dude.

3:20:24 See, and every time it respawns, he's going to be running back there to get that armor, things that they would put in so ancient. It looks weird, but Oh, it came out last year? Now watch So, you know, this guy is playing a one-on-one against someone, No. Okay, I just nailed him with a real gun. I suck at shooters, though. And have it set up. And you respawn with all your shit.

3:23:06 If you're a queer. Why don't you start playing Hearthstone? league. I suck at it. You know who's good at it They're supposed to be making an update soon against people on PlayStation's network, Guys get really good, fatality and the the eye and fatality was a number one this guy would hit people with a rail gun in fucking out people online i love it man this is like such a better future than i predicted when

3:25:52 And we're going to also do pool on it, right? I want to check it out. We're closing in on it. You're supposed to keep it down to 70 pounds. Yeah. I love the idea of having some kind of like Twitch laboratory here. I suck at these games, though. There you go. Don't tell me that. I got one for you. But you have powerful shirts in stock, right?