Joe Rogan Experience #1089 — John Dudley Transcript

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0:00 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Thunk! Sorry about that. north or south, but the people from the south, my family, but imagine growing up in like the late 1800s places uh in the south and he said the feeling or something yeah you know what it was gettysburg and everything I think there is I don't want to live there. They still can't sell it. It's a beautiful house. There was something going, like someone was probably molesting her.

3:42 Yeah, I'm not moving there. most awesome park for kids like you'd have to turn that house into something positive i don't want to Have you ever experienced something that was like super creepy? We got to go. the werewolf. We were trying to figure out, well, the werewolf's Look at that fucking picture, man. It's called Primal Scream, I think. Killing people.

6:32 double lung would you take the take the penalty double lung prove a point no I would hope I'd people are going to go, fuck that guy. See, and Pat McGee did this with all special effects like suits and shit and actual makeup and prosthetics and all the stuff that they used in the old movies. But, man, it just seems so much more real. It doesn't feel like a real explosion.

8:19 You're well-schooled. Transformers, they were cool. Those little pink rubber muscle men? My boy. Just on a roundabout guess, how many dudes have stuffed those up their ass? We're going down that road already. It was a comic book. he would beat the I mean, Sharon and I just laughed about it. We're like, he doesn't do it with anyone else, No, but that was because of the story.

11:00 I bet they didn't. Yeah, it was beautiful. right down the street? Is that real? it down and pour it Wow. Morgan Freeman was in this movie? I'm not a hater, but damn, Kevin Costner's been in some stinkers. Wasn't bad. Splitting an arrow is fucking stupid. I don't know. if it was going to hit. in an Axis deer. It's like pshong. What a fucking shit roll of the dice.

14:46 It probably tastes like shit. The only time I don't is when I will saute backstrap slices or steak slices in a frying pan, like a cast iron grill. And then take it out right at the very end to do that reverse sear. Is that what you're saying? Well, that's one thing that I really give credit to Steve Rinella. Steve Rinella really got me I had it sitting here for a while

18:11 But I almost like the fact that people really like my cooking when we cooked that wild pig, that was amazing. That was so good. And I think there's, there's hey, this guy's a real chef. I mean, he's an amateur chef, but he's a real chef. He knows and see some of his, you know, just his natural, like, where they backpack in, and they'll go in 20 miles with a backpack.

21:25 just living literally off your back and there's an art to that and remy doesn't just do that but show solo hunter or Tim Burnett the other guy that's on that show they're at a time it's crazy it's hard for me to uh i don't actually like to post. Even if I'm out camping on a hunt, I actually don't post when I'm doing that just because of those guys.

24:00 same as seeing Adam post a picture in a bivvy or Remy or Rinella. You got a little bit of cover. But you know why? Right. with my life for archery. Right. That's all I'm saying. cause I really, i'm thinking about doing comedy i'm like you could do it yeah anybody could do it just figure it out Will you? Well, I mean, especially when it comes to art form, there's kind of a line there.

27:53 but there's been a few times where some of my friends have said, the reason we're telling you You're in the outdoor business, I'm in the Joe Rogan business. That's where I'm practicing to be in the Joe Rogan business. I mean, you really, like, most people don't even know. that example but it's a good example that is the perfect example because yeah i don't post pictures

30:42 He runs – he's we you and i talked Well, that's the key with martial arts. Well, he's doing low weight, high reps. Like I don't know anybody like him. you and i have shot where you've shot where i know I've shot over 100 arrows and you've shot double that. it takes a lot to become a b player but i was always a b player and there's a there's an a that you get you develop

33:50 I know you're trying to do it off the mic. I was just doing some shit around the house before I made breakfast, I'm opening another package. Because if you do it, whatever these are, you're going to go from like, this is the new on it. And he pulled these out of his backpack. And I just said, dude, how many of those did you bring? That's a good window.

36:09 When it's seven grams, is that per bite or is that for the whole bar? This is supposed to be one bite. Because you already bit out of it. People get real mad mad by the way. Mel Gibson is a nice guy. He does all this funny video. People can't see that, can they? And people are like, why didn't you ask him about his wife? Now he's thriving at almost 100.

38:39 I was lucky with my shoulder surgery that I got out of there good. It's because they believe this is what they're trying to make it legal, It was painful. But I just haven't got it checked. But for you to go back, and you and I went in together last week. at 15, I became a fanatic. Like from then on, martial arts has always been a part of my adult life and even into my teenage years like at 15 i became a fanatic

41:29 That's probably what saved me. off-angle punches like you land on someone's elbow in a weird way and you feel something and I would tape everything up and keep rolling. but he was so scared of getting his arm bar Yeah, he put me in a group text and need it closer and kettlebells or they come from from biking because I like to bat bike or ruck when I thought well

44:29 make good stuff they're they're they specialize in optics really most of their business is in all these different binos, and they talk about all the different aspects of what's the best shit to buy, or they're not in the world, which is me prior to 2012, they think of hunting as fucking Elmer Fudd, some dude with an orange vest on, shooting some poor innocent animal.

46:16 I'm trying to get them to. Woods, that's woods and bush put together. You can go through too much alcohol. Yep. We've shifted gears so many times. You ever see that movie with Daniel Day-Lewis? Good grief. Yeah. There's levels to this. And then the weirdos amongst the weirdos, right? It's not what everybody thinks it is. Freaking ice in the JRE. Sounds like my releases.

51:03 If you just find Ben O'Brien on Instagram and yell at him, don't do that. They hate the sound of slurping. Fuck this. Yeah, at least need to do 135 once. I drive down there. Are you sober this whole time? isn't you know it's restricting the muscle from moving properly you know he talks to me like he Yeah, I think you should do it a lot. I really do.

54:21 No Thais make it up to Iowa. And then when she gets in that tissue and loosens it up, then she starts pulling on your arms and stretching you out, man. It's like part of the thing is massage, and then once she gets in that tissue and loosens it up, Yeah. Yep. should do. Man, if anybody It's amazing. Yes. And I just said, that's some Tron shit right there, dude.

57:26 Being in a situation where you're, you know, one, you have to take painkillers, get a tetanus shot you can see it in the ultrasound you actually actually watch it go in. It goes in, comes out, and then it's done. So now they're using umbilical cord blood. You know what I mean by that? the first stem cell injection and I wasn't even able to carry a jug of milk. I was doing 60 pound

1:00:28 And actually, the very first time I came in, they had us – he asked me to do a light workout after. interesting, is that Roddy is a student of medical science as well as a practicing physician and He's definitely on point with his stats. Roddy was like, not every day. Yeah, shout out to Craft Stesteak the mgm craftsteak It's like one of the best restaurant places in the country.

1:03:28 Let me speak for Gordon Ramsey real quick because I met him. Okay. He was yelling, oddly enough, the guy was cooking elk. I think Gordon got a little – he's doing a TV show, man. And then they had a video, they played back. And he's talking about how terrible the food is and shit. This young man. you know, I've been finger shooting my whole life. and I don't mean that in a bad way

1:05:49 You want to hear him cheese someone out. I'm like, I don't think you know how It's all falling in place. You've got to figure out I mean, imagine Sharon and I met on a plane to France. but I know you have. Hollywood, we need a movie called Love at First Flight. And it will always be such. It doesn't matter. Yes. I haven't watched it yet. rather than spars with someone who teaches you just to get touched.

1:09:44 Those people always wind up with brain damage, like almost always. Yeah. well this is what i've been preaching forever is that feeling of not knowing how to do something Versus understanding the projection of who you'd like people to think you are, which is what most people exist in. in the middle of the fucking in the middle of the mountains like cam haines then then they would

1:13:35 times if they can handle it yeah if they can handle it those are the people that i want around Uh-uh. how crazy is the we both had off YouTube. and i said well yeah when things are going bad there's going to be some good that's going to Didn't get the job you wanted. Unexpected problems? guess what? dust off, reload, recalibrate, You still got some fight left in you. Come on. So get up. Dust off.

1:16:42 Can people hear that on the podcast if they download it on iTunes? When I run, I literally hear that sometimes when I'm fucking exhausted. What? You should be with your thoughts. All right, go five miles then. It's just overall... out and he was carving the calluses off and then a dog was eating them well i don't know about the Oh, the Brazilian Chujas Korea coin?

1:19:27 Look at this. Look at the dog. shouldn't drink because if you drink then you going to wake up in the middle of the night And at 5 o'clock in the morning, I'm peeing, so that as you walk by them, you can just grab them and do a few sets, not go to failure. Rogan podcast right now Make that Mongoose bite I And they who, there he is. Oh, another pop-up.

1:22:24 I have a friend who had to But it dug into his finger so deeply that he had to get it surgery removed. Jimmy Fallon like two years ago. I'm down for the My friend Big John McCarthy has that shit. Just kidding. He's super nice. Sharon was going to buy me that just because I kept telling her, like, I'm worried about ripping this finger off. It's very weird.

1:25:04 maybe even possibly Siri, She's a two-faced little hoe. ring and then it shows up on your laptop yeah at that, she's a sellout. There's something weird. Let's get to the bottom of this. You didn't. That's a Casio. but the I but then all sudden they'll show you whatever you search for But if you're on someone else's device in your home kitchen, it's not like I was looking at it on mine.

1:28:03 I got to back to that. The most fucked up ideas I've ever had have all been recorded. Anybody would if you didn't have a job and you had enough free time Powerful. I'm missing you. There's nothing special about me. Cheers. Andy. Powerful Andy Stump. Good for you. He was telling people to stop letting Mexicans in. With Hex? Mike actually went to Dr. McGee.

1:30:38 And he goes, this is the first time I've been able to shoot my boat in a long, long time. It's supposed to be more painful, but it's also supposed to be really effective. That's the stabilizer one. and they open you up like a trout, and they fucking screw that baby in. You're flexing. See? There was no kneeling going on. My father, well, I shouldn't say that.

1:33:38 certain organs to the point where they think that there might be a time where we use genetic engineering to manipulate a pig to grow human body parts. ScienceMag.org. it's freaky man it's definitely freaky it's freaky shit because uh one of the things that It's a different thing. A wild thing, I want to be wild. People don't get it. They're useless.

1:36:39 So everybody's good. A rabbit is a small prey animal that has to adapt to its environment. So if its environment is just them being outside by themselves all the time, rabbits i can't talk to you yeah because i've got dogs that are like little people all right i mean Even if you stole food from his side, he would still be your best friend the next day.

1:38:15 oh that's of course that's where the food is And then there's movies, Disney movies, Bambi, all that crazy shit, Yogi and Boo Boo. What was the name of it? And it was crazy. Look up bright eyes. For sure. Go ahead. This is one of the guys that is – he documents wildlife. That they think John Dudley has left the room. in the video it says it in there there's on the website there's a video link see

1:42:45 think of though because i wonder how many different animals have um this interesting And this is this documentary or this little short film, rather, Dancing with Dragons. So something's happening that the machine detects. I think they have so many senses. His name is Forrest Galente. that came out. I was saying it actually looks kind of fresh. especially ones that have it's scientifically

1:46:33 just know that me personally as a hunter i've experienced more like up close interaction Which there is. Yeah. I know when you did the podcast with James Hetfield, you guys talked about bees a lot. They got together. And all the bees got together in the middle of the sky and talked. No, it's a little weird life form that can fly that somehow or another figures out.

1:49:32 complicated the speech can be well i mean obviously if a bee is sitting in a hive in and be screwed Electrical fields of flowers stimulate the sensory hairs of bumblebees. Cell phones and pesticides. Okay, Black Mirror. all like well within the realm of possibility. All of it. It's almost like a warning? Because you're like, oh, this is all well within the realm of possibility.

1:51:38 With the video game, they put a chip in your brain. We're so fucked. I'm very optimistic. Yeah. Science is crazy. industry like there's nothing where technologically everybody's stagnant you know, hey, this is the future. desensitize? Right. Because, I mean... You're right. because you ripped someone's spine out and held it up in the air. lived through Vietnam.

1:55:32 You know, they're not experiencing real violence. You've pulled the plug out on the video game. So he's seen a lot of things. So, you know, they were a little bit surprised by the fact that he understood all that. But this is a giant difference. And until you do, the way we communicate with each other too. think it's like a lot of things in life where you really really like something and you almost go too

1:59:21 I thought about posting it, but I didn't. Otherwise, it's just nothing but gray. Is there an imbalance? but I think they're more aberrations than they are the norm. That's my sister. Just like we can't do team white people, right? Whether it's sexual orientation, Whether it's gay, straight Different people the middle and then the general consensus will be established yeah that's what people do did i ever

2:02:55 It's cute. You know, I was going a long way. It was like. and then I got on the train. There were two dead bodies, and they put the dead bodies on the floor of the aisle between the people. was going to get them out of that lifestyle so every single thing i taught them they took it you have a rear sight and a front sight. and every single thing you tell them to do, they'll do it to the 10th degree because they want out.

2:08:10 I mean, we're just floating in the gravy over here. That's always the case though, right? It's a giant problem. It's also about managing your consciousness and accomplishing things is good for you. if the dude's still taking pills and he's super depressed it's not the money all right so what is i don't think i could have made it better And there's definitely archers that are better than me.

2:11:41 I don't know if I've ever shared this with you. Do you know about my past as a kid? I liked to skate and I you know, I wasn't really into I remember being there when my family was sifting through ashes, literally, It was because I really felt like the only thing I could do to make my dad, Every single your black belt that you got from Eddie my parents lost, and it was because

2:15:10 It's been me from the outside looking in thinking they've never mentioned this and I actually got wind, which I'm not big on kind of feeding in or buying into negativity at all. Dirty green monster. I shoot better than him. they don't understand that all these little things that have happened are building blocks. I mean, I've most certainly learned from you telling me about your struggles as well as

2:18:41 or i will watch a kevin hart video and I get fucking fired up. Yeah. He's looking at, he's not lying at all. Andy does the same, but he took us to the dark land in the tequila universe. I like that, though. They just, I mean, I read this thing about Kobe Bryant the other day. if you say quarters, I'd say there's four of them. an hour, two hours before everybody.

2:21:05 people like that man and you can hate on them you can hate on them you can decide that it's not worth like, shit, I want to sleep. and I've already built your bow and I built it at 4 or 5 in the morning It's a weird stipulation. I don't know shit about basketball. He's not even doing anything. People wanted to know how I felt about that, and I said, the reality is there's several archers out there that have ten times the talent than me.

2:24:40 at... The problem is... Because the people do do that right yeah absolutely you limit true talent. And they're maximizing. This is an easy way to decipher it. Especially if it's an art form or if it's something someone's created. Your point is, why not me? There's a lot of shit that's not fair. How come she's so much more successful? That shit is just bad for you.

2:28:26 piece of shit you know people get crazy they get crazy that guy made 800 million dollars for And whoever was the hot redhead when it came out Are you kidding me? You know, They're like, this is our food. Pratt rap he um he does though go to his uh that's not it. There's a video where he shows the, um, lamb that he's actually taken apart. what I meant is there are photographs.

2:30:41 It has to be. Trauma free. Waka, my butcher. Waka Flocka. Side job. Then Waka. Waka. He's got a butcher named Waka. Waka, my butcher. and gifts. Soon, though, it may be That looks glorious. But I think I made a post. What do they think it's causing that? But that's what's awesome about How You and I Hunt. The thing is, they're right and you're right.

2:34:03 They don't. But the understanding at the end of the day is that this is the cycle of life, people you're gonna have to live in a place most likely with this model where well, I just want to be the best version of me I can be. going through these seven, eight, nine, 10-day hunts, you get this understanding of what Yeah, I mean, they're— Humans are here.

2:36:58 All of a sudden, biology comes into this thing. and letting them eat off I'm going to just let these turkeys go as wild as they can. Yeah, larger antlers. So they're maybe shooting less numbers. and it would go into the nostril of the deer, The difference between wolves and coyotes. That is so different. Talk about sports. A second time. That happens from time to time.

2:41:09 Well, I used to play quite a bit. warfare guys um we really like that and actually i met um i met several cool dudes during that you can overcome the algorithm, right? I got to go now. Let's hear this. Oh, yeah. just getting lit up, smoke a little weed, drink a little whiskey, And he's also a master at something that's very difficult to do. You're like, ah, that looks good.

2:44:47 I'm learning about how I deal with situations where I feel like I showed this to you a while ago, I bet once you pull it up to aim. and looking through a sight like you would like a real compound bow sight. I wish it was the way to go. Some people do. Should you have some fine mesh that sort of cradles the arrow and the fletchings will pass through that fine mesh,

2:46:26 So we'll be real conservative and say three. That's literally like training wheels for your arrow. The knock-on elevate, it's the shit yeah it's uh it's a subject i want to a disorder where she had attachment to items. This girl that was on my team actually ended up Mary's Eiffel Tower. She's a former soldier who lives in San Francisco. She has been in love with Aya. You rode with her? Aya, yeah. Oh my God. She's a former soldier

2:48:56 She is fond of the Berlin Wall We can't. This bitch is marrying a bridge though. She's kissing bridges. Just love of the bridge. Hey! Yeah. She just put a hat on the boat. I'm going to step How good was she as an archer? Don't do it to me, John Dudley. in love with the berlin wall who's not how about i got a better question for you she's married to

2:52:47 in two seconds. of consent for sex. It's like, whoa. I don't know what that means. This is a correction necessary. them are doing and there's this weird mob mentality i mean that's how war that's the You could fuck a 9-year-old Sorry. Merci. Bonjour. Sorry. Well, we have learned a little. classical cultural culture you know intelligence civilizations like the

2:56:57 presumed for children at a very young age, in quotes. Those are barbarians. This is not the time for that. I think they're just freer in a lot of ways, dude when he was six. no idea sounds good to me write it down we started this podcast literally in haunted houses and now It was success without necessarily a harvest. and then actually you text me one time and said hey is it cool if I give you a friend of mine's

3:00:48 Cause Andy was, but I know that he has background in it. and I was like, this is such a small world he's a great dude it really How big's Duncan? an inch taller than me i think he's five nine and i think he's more slender wow you know camera is Definitely a moose. when i met Ben. I just had to carry it. ruined his body You know, however many people you have, you have seven individual packages of 100 pounds of meat you got to get out through miles and miles and

3:05:02 I'll leave it back there. Oh, yeah. that's the real You need another one? home that's not even enough I don't think to really complete the cycle i think you'd Like, oh, this is what it looks like when a cow dies. briquettes out there and start Where's your family? I've worked for companies that I've really, really liked. That's my first. That's a good thing.

3:08:56 dance that people do with liking and the the friends that we all have that we know that are like that those are the fun people to be either you step up and you work hard enough to where you achieve it. And then at that point, But then when I grab a freaking chimp and do it, and I'm struggling to do it without It was actually pretty easy for me to pick up because my body is used to whipping.

3:11:54 I mean, I work out every day, but my physique, I feel like a lot of people look at my physique he's jacked. I got a little fat. ham machine that does your lower back. series of things that I'm doing feel i feel like that's why you're good with archery is because your core is so solid i think There it is, there it is, there it is. Yeah. I went to Onnit Academy, I think, last summer.

3:15:16 Yeah. I got a text from Sharon that just said, you won't believe what's happening down in Houston. I think it was, I think it was $20,000. No, Crispy, that's his Instagram. And you fed a lot of people too, man. auctioning off this bow which I know what it's like to lose everything so I was pretty adamant about it. And I remember watching it online.

3:18:23 and Texas was one of my states as a sales rep. Um, dude, that's one of the few places I'd live if I didn't live in So you never met the best Texans. And my joke was, like, one dude was, like, going through the regulations, like, And he opened up tiger It's a country. I think it is. That was my first time at a Buc-ee's. You can't believe how many pumps there are. It doesn't make any sense. It's like a with hundreds of pumps. Like, you can't believe how many pumps there are.

3:21:27 I mean, it's like a fucking goddamn football field-sized room There's so many pumps. Seriously. Because he's too awesome. No, not anymore. They had a gusset in the crotch area. I do have a pretty good That gentleman right there will always have my respect. gave me this big hug. And then later, black belt karate guys they're telling these awesome old-school karate stories

3:24:17 Oh, when we were coming up with fake names for people? Oh, that's right. But if you knew Sharon, you'd know she is far from Bruce Lee. I said, I'm not naming the kids. You're doing 99.99999% of the work. Actually, yeah. You're like, what are you talking about? Is that a real thing? Who came first? How about Kelly? name for a gentleman. Sheldon. Don't call anybody.

3:27:25 And then how about Jack? Yeah, I think that's what it comes from. Exactly. Dude, I used to have to throw mice. Go back to that one, please. They would eat something up to their size. Look at the mouse! Take a picture of that and send it to me. and I didn't know that pixie wasn't cool Oh my god, look how big it is! It's a pixie. girl. No, it's a big rabbit.

3:30:27 What have you assholes done? Look at that thing! He's holding onto the mouth and the head, controlling the body, Anything that can unlock its jaw is pretty gangster. Oh, God. But this fucking snake is so big, it's trying to eat an alligator that's bigger than it. Is that on my train with dead people? If you take anything from this podcast take that

3:33:31 That's as simple as it gets. because he said you know literally it's simple math people your mouth is this big That sounds like something Dom Herrera would say. You know, Eddie Bravo brought me to 16. I process food better. Right. You and I both are big fasters. Like it's processed everything else. Let's just do this. Do you feel like dog shit when you do?

3:36:47 Yeah. People definitely, I think, develop a tolerance for sugar. I had to sit down. where it's a big-ass fucking glass filled with ice cream milkshake today i was in the airport in des moines and i got a coffee I'm a big, I actually feel like I thrive off fat now. And then he tipped the thing down, put the top back on the sugar, what's that no it's okay it's just my's just my pants. It's just his barbell jeans.

3:40:19 That's a good question. Can I see like a physical representation of 100 grams of sugar? It's not quite a baseball, but it's definitely bigger than a golf ball. Two. Look at that quarter. That's a comparison. There's 100 grams right here. I think the wall. It's two cups, Joe. That's comparison. But look at the size of the 100 grams. Ladies and gentlemen,

3:42:05 Stitcher. I don't know. That's enough. Bye.