Joe Rogan Experience #1090 — Andrew Santino Transcript

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0:00 That was, you looked at that and went, this is the move. Yeah. We're there. I'm kicking new Flavor in Your Ear. Yeah, heart failure, 46. We won't play it. No, this is the, yeah, no no with notorious ll and bussa buss no shit Heart shit. Oh, yeah. You shove it underneath all that fat. Eating well Yeah, see, that's the problem when someone dies. Yeah, it's East LA.

3:07 Will Boyle Heights But what I watched last night that was disturbing He's like, I identify as a feminist. We don't fucking want you. They put up a sign that says, because one of the guys they called it like weird coffee but he's definitely Latino. It'd be funny to open up a spot called white coffee. Yeah, white people coffee. broke the window. But one of the guys who owns it is Latino. I don't know if he's Mexican, but he's definitely Latino.

4:39 That is not an accurate way to frame what's going on. They're afraid they're right that's that right right like like i i see when people do this whole thing about like It's like these hipsters move in first because L.A. real estate is so ridiculous. Like one of them ninja turtles. House house. yeah sink with the ring where the water the dirt has just stayed yeah just stayed and those

6:55 Just Hollywood Hills on the other side. Yeah, 2.2. On one side is a door. That little tiny ass house is 1.5 million. yourself, maybe you've got a dog. dude. I was like, what if I did that? I love that show. Glenn Villeneuve or something like that. He lives in a room not even half the size of this studio. And he just has a bunch of shit like stacked in a room not even half the- that's homeboy right there. Tight. He lives in a room not even half the size of this studio.

8:56 The show is diesel, dude! my own sauna. and shoots moose and caribou. There's wolves in his yard. You train those bitch-ass half-wolves that become dogs. always had like a hawk landing on his shoulder and Like here he is. People were shoving them up their ass. I got it And bite his face comically fell to his ass. Yeah, figure it out. He couldn't pull the dog back.

11:40 Well, you have to stop it in some way. Yeah. He's just a fun- Just got attacked. Happy dog. And this dog's biting onto his face, and he's not growling at anything, any time ever. Right. He's just a fun. He was of no use. like, okay, that'll be the next, have to fight now. You know who's badass with dogs? I walk through them. Yeah. She goes, and they don't lie on top of me and they don't get to

13:32 potty trained. And I just got it. I'm waking up in the middle of the night it'll sleep a little bit in the night. They don't mind. She likes to be covered when she shits. You know what's the most bizarre to me is people in New York City Like, you have to, Open up the door. That is one of the biggest dogs I've ever seen She has a hot plate in her room, and there's no room for anything.

15:34 Where there's a shelf Think if you're a kid and you move to New York. So you're living off He's like you can't be broke in New York Yeah when I lived in New York I was going to go to New York and I thought a buddy was like you can be broke in LA and get away with it. He's like you can't be broke the car right in front of my bedroom so if someone Someone was telling me they were like,

17:08 Tony Hinchcliffe one bedroom apartment who doesn't make it. I'm in the hill. Not comics, but they're all doing good stuff, which is wild. Some guy, you know, you watch one dude get a lot of rise, I never lived with a comic, I think. and then left it behind so i've read every page of it called them up I was like dude. What is all this gay shit? What is this? What do you got here first couple of pages?

19:13 I mean, most of the time when I get in the tank, I'm just trying to chill out. You sleep in there? Do you do the cryo freeze, too? I shouldn't say I prefer it. to the cryo place liquid nitrogen I was thinking about that one girl that died in Vegas because she was doing it without supervision. It's effective. Yes. Socks go up to your ankles, more than I think a minute and a half

22:06 I wanted to see what I could take. It's hard to concentrate. They were doing this. You could do math problems for the first 30 seconds. Well, one thing I do do is I do that Wim Hof breathing method Because they learn how to store breath. right? That's what we all are. Yeah, big conversion machine. legs and feet yeah and I never understood it till I looked it up when

24:52 Nah. I was like, it's on regular TV. How the fuck? Like how kings treated regular people. they really got away with that and We should do all that shit now. there's two parts of me man you're going to pay 25% taxes, Well, what would you do? I'm pro-immigration. Is it 2011? Listen, I'm not a huge fan of him either, but so many people are i hate him i hate him i hate him that now i kind of like him exactly

28:08 If it's that, if it's fucking moron, you completely waste your time. really don't even know what the fuck they're saying. Yeah, you can't the cool Nazis. You can't fucking take the word Nazi and apply it to shit. That's not Nazis It's not illegal to be a dick And they're trying to redefine what's acceptable by calling words violence. Isn't it? Do you mouth fuck them?

30:22 Right. But that's going to happen no matter what. Yeah, it's still accidental hate speech. They're being an asshole. That's a big leap. If Bruce Jenner wants to become Caitlyn Jenner, I'll call her Caitlyn. Gets mocked You have red hair. That wasn't cool. I love that episode because it was like, that could be a real, You were, you still. Bullshit. There's no muscle. There's no muscle left. She's all gone. No way. There's no muscle.

34:13 And she's old already, so it's not like her body has any reserves. Is it gone? That's another thing they're saying. That's all I know I like. What did they say? What has he done Is a wonderful song To cause a stir it a shot yeah bruno mars they shut that down so fast and he didn't say anything back good for him They've always had those. You're number one at making the number two phones.

36:40 I'm a PC. What was his name, Justin Long? up with that. Nerd. Pretty boy. They're arguing with each other. Mac versus PC. Windows 10 is, in my opinion, just as good. Nerd. It works great. loved it it probably made 18 bucks it was probably 18 bucks the other movie i thought Where's the picture of the movie he was in? about a chick that was like murdered who came back to life yeah that's a great that's the story that's

39:13 That is it. What is that? There's a woman on the cover that looks like she's a silhouette, and she's screaming. You just named that. I might have the name Completely wrong for the movie And she came back Oh yes Yeah western horror right But a sneaky western horror movie Like you don't really Exactly know in the town. Yeah, that's good. Western horror movie. Yeah, Western horror, right.

40:36 Cowboys and Aliens. It's like more like a terror. Yeah, terror. Yeah, like a terror. Yeah, and that guy was a monster Well, you know when you look in some actor's eyes and you're like, Look at his fucking eyes. Oh, Jesus Christ. Nah, not like that Pablo picture. Yeah that's why He was Frankenstein? That's what happens. He's got two dicks in his neck

42:29 Yeah. Guy fall. But there's like only so many actors that got away. And possibly the worst movies in the history of film. Yes, dude. Come on, dude. I don't want to sound like one of those guys, but I don't give a shit. Yo, so in this scene right here in the trailer, he's saying his wife is like, his wife goes, What the fuck, man? of all their sanctions and whatnot. Penn State's

45:02 drive, and I think get the story scroll make it larger there so I could read it with my old eyes. Yeah, it's one of the most intriguing talked-about missing person stories in the country. and a bank account that was supposed to fund a fast-approaching retirement. Because the conspiracy was that he was a part of the Sandusky investigation. 2011, when Penn State coordinator Jerry Sandusky got arrested and charged with sexually abusing boys,

47:32 He was one of those guys with a very strong sense of justice and professional discipline in light of what evolved and came to be disclosed. said he considered When people kill themselves, in the fucking woods. You don't. You don't. He got rid of all that shit that could find him here. disappear in the time. Sometimes they just go in the woods and blow their brains out. Then they find him in the fucking woods.

48:15 He's got too many trails. Without a trace Right, but what is it Because he has a movie called Willow Creek, Well, here's the thing, man. Birds come down. They start picking it apart. Like, that happens all... And the deer bed down and it was dark. The coyotes ate everything except the fucking head. 300-pound mule deer. down there peacefully it'll just lay down and die so that's what his choice was just let it lay down

51:03 Yeah, I think he was in an area with no wolves, so I think it was just coyotes. mortality and something that wants to eat us right but i like coyotes i like them i had a chance to Any chicken has it coming. Oh, we're going to take care of it. Oh, we're gonna take care of it. Oh, he lies down, they rub his belly, gives him kisses, he runs around in circles, he

52:37 around. And today, one of the rabbits and the rabbit's just bouncing around, It's probably anime, though. People jerk off to that. You can't even show cartoon dicks going into vaginas, but you can show tentacles. couldn't have hard-ons in porn magazines they didn't have hard-ons all the dudes And you'd be so horny. See, that's what's funny. her mouth would be open, and her lips purse and her tongue hanging out and the dude

55:28 but they can't be filled with blood. Once VHS tapes came along, magazines, they couldn't show Well, they were the first Whereas Hustler was like, let me watch you piss. You know, but when we would find these magazines, like when we were kids. this. It's another guy who said this. I don't know Hardcore. Like he had some stuff you're like, wait a minute, what?

57:32 He pissed in her asshole. do you know E-Fucked? Right. Larry Flynn almost did. Oh, wait a minute. The same locale Wow. Yeah, it's a good place to... That's how you set up shop. You get a house near a him. Well, he was just prospect. That's just smart. That's just smart real estate. Yeah, it's a good place to... you know where the cats live. Like the Larry Flint hustler thing.

59:18 They went for it. Hustler? Like they like it. They want to buy his product. And you're like, no, you can't like it. What do you know guys get his hand in his pants got a hustler playing pocket pool I was like, I was looking at a section over here. hardcore store it was like xxx videos yeah like a shop and shit? Yeah, like a shop. Like they sold dildos

1:00:40 so weird. And the guy behind the counter I'm not maybe here for a vacuum or greeting cards. I'll tell you what. Fishing and fucking. That would totally work. I'm not playing stupid. Rather fuck. so I'm sure they sell them on Amazon. That sold rubber Rubber dicks on Amazon. be objectifying. Oh, it's like a book. Fleshlight was our original sponsor. That's an extender.

1:03:43 But look how they say it. Yeah, like forever. That's a fucking rough road for a dude with a tiny dick. You're so funny. Rock hard. My full finger's too big. I love it. Like guys with little dicks. in. I'd be fucking, I'd be No..6. Yeah,.6. So 200 people, you have one. 1.2. Yeah. Right. That's a lot. But the joke before, he loved so much, he's still laughing, but in his head he's like,

1:06:07 It's not my dick, it's small. She had three chillin'. With a micropenis guy? And decided, no. With a regular penis guy. He had a few chilling. She had three chilling. But anyway, those kids had blown a hole through the old carport, They cut. Strap yourself in, numb. Yeah. It's still numb. I touch to the right, I feel it. You got a gapper. I think they think that's funny.

1:08:45 You're going to be able to pick baby shit for sure. I can't wait. They're going to jump from the free throw line through the air and you can't, you literally This one? Nope, that's not it. But let me That dog just jumped. It looks like And the guy helps. That is incredible There's like a bar that they both have to grip onto, I watched like 50 videos of it.

1:11:23 I would like that. So they're holding on the stick. Yeah, he's got no legs down there. Look at his calves. I'm like the guy's jacked. If you do push-ups and you do bench press and your fucking tits pop out, a Belgian Malinois. Flies. is that he... Look at this fucking dog, man. He's flying. He's at least 15 feet in the air. What's even cooler is that he's flying. Um, the, uh,

1:13:29 He's like, what you gonna do? Hold my beer, yeah. if you can deal with it Right. Oh, huge. Watch this again. Look at this. you would pick they run at each jump and whoever gets hit the furthest. crazy idea of what they would I just sidestep, bro. Sidestepping. I'll sidestep them all. those videos up because there's so many of them that get sent to me. They're so funny

1:16:31 cheesy, shitty martial arts schools. And all these goofy white guys who would have been the guys in Boyle Heights. feminists, and they're just flying through the air with their Aikido suits on. What is he gonna do? Is that a girl or a guy? It's a guy? Yay, he did it. Like if you pissed on it, it would probably break. You got some bitch-ass concrete?

1:18:52 speak churches where it's like that's all it is yeah i read about one recently that uses uh a these guys with varying degrees of bullshititude.itude and they're all they're all rich You know, there's some things that just weren't connecting right, Let's talk and then you give me money. I'm going to throw some Jesus in there to seem legit. We'll snack on it.

1:20:50 I would go paleo if it wasn't for crackers. There's a lot of lost people out there. You know who I find is the big, fucking fishing just put it out you got your fucking you're fishing and your dog toys right I've been thinking about this for 25 years. because again watch they'll get low so this is like you don't really need Yeah. Hey! sex or anything like that?

1:23:26 and the dog comes in and starts licking their feet. What? Peanut butter Come on You know, like you think about it, the human touch, like touch from a person, is mandatory. and i guess i hadn't hugged anybody or done touched anybody in a couple of weeks and this girl on a set gave me a hug just gave me a hug and it Like, that's a physical requirement.

1:25:27 Yeah, well, that's why they say kids that don't get touched when they're young, Yeah. Learn to fly. And they bounce off the rocks and half of them die. every year freeze to death It's a lot. They call it winter kill. That's it. or then they would try to eat each other, Did the deer eat each other? They would try to eat each other. That second option is always a bigger problem.

1:28:00 What that means is there's two ways that are really effective ways to hunt bears. And they see pretty good too. What a cut block is where a lumber company comes in and chops down a bunch of trees. The dog one is very problematic. No, they're not going extinct. It's got to be a ton. they have giant 10 foot monsters that eat cows that live in their fucking woods.

1:30:41 Every day. Dude, I don't want to be around wolves that need to be shot. Yeah. Are you willing to see this overpopulation of grizzly pears attacking wildlife, attacking What are you doing? You got to manage everything. bears back to california these crazy fucking bears yeah yes ship them in well we have a grizzly bear There he is, Peter Lebec. By axe bear.

1:32:58 And that's when they just went hog and just killed all the bears. Yeah, Kodiak, yeah. which is a fort off of the Five. No. And what is Williamson? Hold on. Stop. Stop. Stop. Scroll down. missing his right forearm, both feet them all. Like, they literally have no Where's all the grizzlies in? They're starting to find them in Colorado. it is. I think that's the name of the range

1:36:11 more live, oh, 1,500 left reason. But they're in crossed in. Because biologists are questioning this, the validity of this. I know Wyoming's on one side. I guarantee you they've crossed in. Because biologists so what do we got here? Colorado. Adam knows. You sure, Joe? Where I can't. Yeah, I buy it. holding up the pistol and you see right by that tree to the left of that tree in the fog in the distance,

1:37:57 Now, here's where it gets crazy. I think that was in Idaho. That's one of the reasons why he filmed it. She's trying to protect. No, they just eat you. there's some states it might be montana no there's some it might be wyoming wyoming maybe Most dudes won't. Yeah, but it'd be like Circle of Life type of shit where you're like, Fuck you, in the dick.

1:40:26 I did deer, If you kill a bear in defense of life and property, This female bear. His son watched a bear kill a cub and then watched the mom eat the baby. Oh fuck It's nutrition. Just pop the legs off. Yeah, I'll probably jump it off a cliff. Like, there's nothing. Nope. You're not Can you imagine? How long do they live up there for? They're just putting stuff in your butthole as a bowl.

1:43:20 Is this real bodies? You got to find some woods. It's a terrifying thing. 13,500 or something like that. They want you to get hard What those things do Well it definitely does halfway up the side mountain. you get, But yeah, we sleep at like 11-2. Well, dude, the things are still sending data service on it. It was like, boop, pinpoint it. Google Maps was like, tells you exactly where you are. There was no service on it.

1:45:34 Well, I knew this lady used to work for CNN and when she would go to places, if you had It's a new thing. have to do is just leave the room. Right. You get the phone out. See, what the thing is that's good about the pouch is that if you really, like, if there's kids nobody wants to hear that. No, totally. It's way better Yeah. it's phenomenal. Even at like small nonsense venues people sell their phone. I'm not talking like, you know, it's like fucking, you know,

1:48:14 all have their phones out too? Like with jokes, like say if you're working on a new hour. Right. that you write away that hits, Yeah, it's just, you'll hear it in a year. Even thought about it like I think sometimes when I get an idea of a joke and the rhythm of the joke That's why Theo Vaughn's so fucking funny. head, he knows why that's So if someone films that and then puts it on YouTube,

1:50:48 You saw the beginning stages for trying to do that. I would say most people They're not looking out for you. Someone said this to Sturgill. It's the price you pay. If you were just standing by, talking to your friend, and in any other world, that would be so rude. Like if you were just standing by so I get to do this. like this guy with the camera,

1:52:45 That idea is fucking crazy to me that someone's like, they're barely human sometimes. They come up to you with the cameras. and they meet people at the airport They have the fucking weird. You can look like a fucking idiot no matter what. Someone immediately call the Secret Service and get him arrested. Mr. Secret Service agent, Oh, yeah. That's kind of like, but I think that when he tweeted at Kim Jong-un and called him Little

1:54:37 I would never say he's short and fat. it's like the exact same thing it's funny they're going to meet I would never. and then he opens up the door. It's because I fucking. But he is fucking entertaining. of this one alive but if he does yeah he gets through the whole thing i think he's gonna be I agree, too. I think that would have still been like, well, we'll cover it up like we've been doing for

1:56:55 I just didn't think the power of social media has just expanded. I bet you that would have been a longer road. Because there was a lot of photos of them together. He's a god. It's hysterical. of Fear Factor was very young dude I would have been eh. Yeah, but you would have won. That's why, because you didn't care. of the people on that show? They're all winging it.

1:58:32 You're fired. Mmm, I don't eat that shit. Do you think he's going to run again? And I'm not saying, like, of course, there's people that are probably like, he's going to win again. I just do. I think unless if he's a clever man, it's entirely possible that he's got one round in the chamber They absolutely do. What is this? Let's shoot up the... We have the space force.

2:01:09 and we're going to be all on board. The last hour of the test, the experiment, was showing them something that they could do that wasn't really being talked about. shit you think so I think so she's are terrified that this guy is running that don't give a fuck about us Who is going to stop a war from breaking out? And then finally... It's always right there.

2:03:15 millionaire and we're in a fucking war i mean which we're so weird about war it's like we accept the No way. Dude fight in the middle We all designated Nobody would cry People would be talking about it. I hope we don't get in a war. and they live in the mountains. That's what it is WP coffee No, that's not what they're saying. What I read was that part of it

2:05:27 I mean, I don't know if it's all Mexicans. If brown people were moving in fuck white art. It's like I read this one woman was tweeting that here's an unpopular opinion. And you're not, you don't feel bad because you don't like men? Yeah, it's hardcore sexist. whole thing like all people are good most people i think most people are good are good but a lot

2:07:52 So if you have 100 people, right, and 0.6 have a micropenis, two are assholes. would just pull your pants down. Shut the Yes. Some humans are amazing. Because we're aware, us on Enough. No. Yeah. Fuck them. What are you really saying? You don't want any men? human ecosystem needs each other it's so funny but women can walk around with those futures female

2:10:56 It's crazy when it's heterosexual It is generalizing. talk to them. I have a team. are them. Imaginary lines. Yeah. We put up a fence. Fuck you. Fuck them. Fence them. We'll have a boundary line and decide those people are them. Imaginary lines. and if they don't say that we're the best, in the right direction but it's not no the future is females not a that's not a message that is good

2:12:36 You half a man. like the top letters and the T Yeah. Because they got the fucking, the runners, the fuck They make you put goggles on. Pop, pop, pop. Yeah, I know this girl was getting this big tattoo on her back removed. Yeah, it can't be in the sun. I got none. I'm like, do you have tattoos? I know you have tons of tattoos. I'm not thinking because I'm not seeing any on it's so funny I'm like you

2:14:56 maybe you do bro I got once doggy I go once bro it seems like it would be Do you know how you have a picture and you look very close to the picture? Wow. Look at this guy It's stuff like new. You don't have any? Maybe I'll get that. That'll help. I couldn't do it. If you had a brown power tattoo? Fuck out. I don't know. Ooh, it just disappears. I have to pee so bad.

2:17:35 that we talk about? one of my favorite from fucking Mexico. that's considered maligned right but i guess women would think the same way in a more mild Like, I know a lot of people that are getting their whole back done. there's a tiger low right of that screen look at that one right there bam Look at that one. Right there. Bam. Look at that back. Holy shit, that's crazy.

2:19:20 Wow. done by this guy, Aaron Delevadova. They don't have the patience to wait for that good artist. I can get a better one. If you were going to get a tattoo, what do you think you'd get? There you go. Yeah. Yeah, right? Probably something representative of Chicago back home. Probably. Making fun of Chicago. Okay, he's different than that other guy, right?

2:22:17 Rogen. His is English. Yeah. Yeah. That's ridiculous. Yeah, I wasn't going to go. But they've asked me to perform at those before, You ever done that place? You're right. You are so high when you're Yeah, I mean, you could try to do material. Just got fucking ripped. They don't fucking... oh my god health like this poor fella is in crutches and shit. He can barely walk. That's him and me on stage. One of the best in the world,

2:25:28 toughest sport in the olympics is freestyle wrestling sir absolutely There's not a sober eye in the house I'm like, it's running out of air. But the shows there are always real weird. Yeah, Puff Mama Underground Comedy Club. They forgot. There you go. Somebody said I was going there. You told this to us before, Joe. I'm not trying to tag out a city.

2:27:42 And then when you go there, the fucking shows are awesome. Lively, fun. They were cool. I'm like, yeah, that'd be kind of fun. and so I decided to go. It's like big cities. You know what else is great? You have no idea how many people right now in Fresno are losing their minds. Fresno's how far? A little south. There was a soul food place in Fresno?

2:29:38 4.6. That place, if you are near Fresno, if you're like an hour outside of Fresno, drive there. I love oxtail, man. And I went off the reservation. So I'm i'm like fuck it i'm eating this stuff i might as well just have a kool-aid what's the difference it was wonderful like having some some ribs and a kool-aid You know what, man? Right, right, right.

2:31:30 He's like, to where you have a big following. lot of them are painful as shit yeah there's gonna be rough ones but those are fucking so And how many of them are just going to enjoy it? Because most of the time when I go to see you are actually going to leave comments or tweet at you and how many of them are just going to enjoy it because most of the time when i go to see somebody

2:33:20 like to this day there's places where i sell out way in advance and there's other places where i Right. I was gonna say from I recorded it rather and no hacks. I'm telling But, dude, when I used to work there in the 90s, you would go there, and these opening acts, And then the open mic night, you would see funny comics that were learning how to do Like that scene is

2:35:35 Well she's about Houston. 2014 my comedy central special because i was like it was important to me to do it at that club So when you do clubs, you're at the mercy of the club system of whatever that may be. doing is like a blend of the art and commerce it's a business they've done a smart thing yeah It's like owned by, you know, guys who've owned it for a long time.

2:37:51 How many dead people are up? Well, there's one wall, when you get out of the kitchen and you go Louis Anderson's alive. Robin Williams is dead. on the wall. Yeah. I'm finishing up shooting the second season of I'm Dying Up Here for Showtime, We added Brad Garrett, who's on it, who's crazy. I mean, he's got such good gold of stuff I can't talk about.

2:39:26 Awesome dude. Is that why? Next weekend, I'm going to go with you. There's so many clubs. What we were talking about, I go to Edmonton. Yeah, it is. It's really, really fun. And the family that runs it, the Bronsons are Yeah, they like funny people. Well, Dom is on I'm Dying Up Here, to go to Jersey being like, someone said, So Dom called me. Yeah.

2:41:26 He's the best. I became friends with Dom because we hung out in a pool hall once. and Dom Herrera was there I was like, I can't believe it. Right, right, right. dude, you know what else is good out of Philly? Dude, it's the best. Look, I love you. The perfect fucking sauce. There's a few Italian, but they were heavily outnumbered. You slip right in.

2:43:31 They hear Santino. So it's like, you got a fucking Irish last name and you're almost all italian fucking shame fucking fucking shame there's some real irish Yeah, I was going to say, I thought Jersey. It's fancy. They don't realize how good they have it. Well, when you're younger, you're just so filled with angst. You had no idea. So you're just like, what if it doesn't what if all goes wrong?

2:45:28 If I had a smart older brother, I'd be like, They separated those girls from boys and they were a different animal than the girls who went to Catholic school. No one. No one. They separated those girls from boys, And these girls would go after guys. but she was always horny and it took me years to figure out what was going on it you're cute, he seems nice,

2:47:10 Want to make out? They were like gang members. because they didn't have any. They had no Running through their head. girl and she really likes this, but she really likes that, but most of them they Her sister didn't go to Catholic school. nothing wrong with her fun to hang out with right but normal she wasn't a werewolf yeah nothing Dude, she's an animal.

2:49:31 And, man, I don't know if that's true. Like, isn't gambling really bad for some guys? Who was it that was saying that his dad lost their house over gambling? My grandfather works at the dog track in Chicago. But I don't have a problem with gambling. hat in the ring, but I'm not going to But it's nothing that I can do about that and porn is a real thing

2:51:29 they don't think well. don't get into boxing. Your fucking hand's tired. Like, oh, what are you drinking? Yeah, it'll ruin my family. It doesn't fuck my life up. I like to have a drink. Yep. You know why? Because I'll go weeks without having one, bro. Yeah, it'll ruin my family. Does that mean that I have to respect the guy who lost everything and he's fucking homeless

2:52:35 Just like the porn. Come on, bitch. Come on, are. They are. There's a lot of people that are. It's not going to stop you from lifting. Come on, bitch. Santino. Yeah, the little glimmer. I'm going to do 42. the price is right. You nailed it. North America, 36 overall. So that was, what, three years ago? It's gotta Just the fourth quarter. What am I doing?

2:55:26 I forget what term he used, What are you talking about? The way it always used to be, and this is the problem, specials. And that's how we found out about Right? You have to find You know, it's so specific Like, when people go, how did he make it so big? It was perfect. You know, I don't really care where it is. But Showtime is like, my special's always there.

2:58:06 Probably yeah Unless it was like a Netflix thing You could have done it on a phone Wow. But Apple is – what they're doing the rankings when you're looking at they're not really so they would have your podcast so if you said something really fucked up they might not host it I think the youngest generation homemade podcast stuff, like DIY, it's also set to surpass spotify paid subscribers paid

3:01:44 on a very small scale and the people that we kind of associated with when it was starting to grow yeah I guess I had two and a half million views so but he doesn't get paid To me, it's stunning. Vimeo is just not... it's like so attractive. YouTube's like, fuck it, here's everything you've ever wanted to see. That's what I was going to say And 2 million Russian bots.

3:04:00 There's some suspicion of their detection methods detection methods to decide who's i always can to be just a whole scheme. Old people. But for some, but you know, like Darwinism, dude. They were watching this poor guy get fucking scammed you watched him fucking fantasy And we started talking about Aldo Nova. The beginning of it, Aldo Nova uses his guitar to break into a building, and then he performs

3:05:51 I have to have the whole thing. His sleeves are rolled up. Shit. Aldo's like, give me the guitar. Kicks open the door. terrified for their lives, what they're doing. It's freaking the fuck out. When I was in high school, it was the shit, man. Andrew Santino, tell all these wonderful people where you're going to be. I'll be with you at the Ice House. Oh, I gotta wrap this up. Andrew Santino, tell all these wonderful people where you're gonna be.

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