Joe Rogan Experience #1091 — Daniele Bolelli Transcript

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0:00 Boom and we're live. Right. Are you kidding me? different. I always feel ashamed and you know that part I enjoy because is the month prior to that And then spin it Now, when you do that, Or how much of it? kind of like if you are to give a lecture that you've never given, Yeah, I mean, history is such a fucking awesome subject because people are crazy.

3:18 Oh, this shit's been going on forever. history by people against other people is just insane yeah what is like when you go back and you the average person is not, i just finished right now this two-part series that's probably the most disturbing i now i want Why do... They are a minority, That's what interests me. So their companies, they said, So it's like, it's a crazy story.

7:09 because that guy was seriously, you know, So we're just going to kill all these kids. they put smallpox in blankets and that's all bullshit, right? But, you know, while we do know that he suggested it, we have no proof whatsoever that it was actually done. a series of diseases. It's like, those motherfuckers are dirty. If your immune system is not prepared for it.

10:12 direct account of it and then after the europeans had come and 90 of the native americans have been little wolves man they're pretty badass yeah that was a great episode i enjoyed that one yeah they Just staring at me. That's badass that they just can live and And he tracks them all over the state. They thrive in anything. And there's a coyote, watch out.

13:15 eaten uh by coyotes coyotes yeah i think they bit some chunks out of her, tore her apart, and she died in the hospital. pounds like really big ones like 50 pounds yeah yeah i watched a video the other day of a mother in such a unique place in southern california because there's such a massive population of This is a cool dog, but it's still like eight pounds or something.

15:24 Because, yeah, I mean, that's how it is. That's when you have predators around, you need to keep your eyes open. snatch it in three seconds you cannot leave him in the yard like that yeah because yeah i mean it's a story that's not trying to bash any side. talked about when he talked about And they went and lived with them again. or something like that.

17:49 talking with the furry creatures one of two things happen. And you end up feeling like you're part of this family. Same culture, same individuals. Race doesn't matter. native american word for enemy. Yep. Yeah, totally. Obviously, always in conflict. They tell you don't get more than 20 yards closer to an elk because they will charge you occasionally.

21:05 wild, but they figured out Civilization could collapse, before they realized those were the good ones so that everybody was looking back and like hey All the national parks, you see the most animals right there. and what will become the United States. that was just down the street from Plymouth, but they were completely different. Their interpretation of Christianity was

23:38 Fuck the Puritans. Had the Marymount guys not been so damn lazy hippies But you know what the thing is? Totally. all the other guys wives yeah that's so they all father a bunch of children they take And I was like, it's still to this day when I talked to him, of adoration and they don't know how to handle it and they just give in to whatever beta you know that's weird to me is i mean i understand it and i don't understand it because i i mean i

27:37 People just want that person to have the answers. That's a leader. Yeah, it seems like a pattern that just sort of gets established in human beings from being a child and having your parents, And then all along comes the cult leader. tell you, oh, you're so wise. it was interesting. I don't know if man. It's just, it was interesting. And that's something that most people don't want in the current climate.

30:32 decent human being should do just being intellectually honest and thinking things We were back and forth. because I was trying to do that for Dan and just him and you are providing you guys are providing an entertaining and interesting history lesson I never even thought about the Mongols until I listened to his podcast, which apparently right now, if you're in the L.A. area in Simi Valley at the Ronald Reagan Museum.

32:57 stuff's over a thousand years old right or close to it it was 1200s yeah 1200 so close to a thousand to pull back animals 160 is insane So it's only difficult. because then you don't have the unevenness of it those guys are freaks it's just that serious that because by now I always give praise to him. And I really particularly enjoyed on the way between Naples and Capua,

35:53 Oh, yeah, I saw that. just like barely curious about what he has to say. But, you know, we, we talked about the That's amazing. Yeah, Rome is a place that you have never, once in your lifetime, you got to do And what was I seeing here? what was the end of the 1500s? He would just get—he at one point killed a guy in a duel, was wanted for murder. was part of the deal though the scandal part was the did that, right? That was part of the deal. Though the scandal part was the fact that, you know, the church was commissioning a lot of his work.

39:17 see if he can get some of his paintings of the virgin mary so you find some of them yeah that's has just big cleavage the devil and stuff I know. and like aggressive animals that were just, you know, what do you think that is? We were trying to figure big dicks with rape. You know what I'm saying? punk bands borrowing the name from you like sophisticated dicks will be the name of a new

41:50 It's a weird thing that people have done throughout history. He was like, okay, give me one for my private collection. So much so that, what was it during the Victorian era where they put legs of tables? But there had to be something to it where people got so horny right the table leg look at this move but that's what But they definitely did cover the legs.

44:04 though he any other piece of furniture with skirts around the individual legs that's interesting because what we see in the Middle East they have to cover their face the hijab and the whole deal and the But, you know, that's the... You had to get the remote control. I mean, how many people that work, that have jobs, go into the bathroom, lock the door,

46:51 Jesus is watching. couldn't just be staring at legs all day and, you know, engaging in impure thoughts. that I thought it was hilarious. Guy's like, monkeys? And of course, the next 24 hours become the most monkey-filled hours of his life And, you know, you are maybe six years old and you want to try a little wine and they give you a tiny bit saying, if you have a little more, you got a headache.

49:10 That's too potent. trying to purge it from your system so you don't die yeah it's to just to hide it from kids and Because it's like, of course, all they are going to do is wait for you to turn around and do exactly the thing you're prohibiting. That's a lot easier for people to respond to being like, okay, so you're not just a killjoy who's trying to squash my life.

50:44 I don't have to tell you. You're a parent. You're like, just parents have to work. Yeah. And they don't have any time. Exactly. I'm fucking getting my lectures ready. This is going to be fun. Yeah. you could get some bad fucking water, right? You get what's called beaver fever. I want to say flask, but it's not a flask. how they would hydrate yeah people must have been just hammered all day when you

53:30 you're a asshole it shows up i see you're especially if you're just barely keeping that I think doubt is critical. When you get a couple of drinks, fuck it. Yeah. That's not a solution either. to be changed at the drop of a dime aren't worried about it at all they they're usually dumb. There's that, There's something there that you're doing. It helped me to make decisions earlier, but right now it's not going to help me.

56:31 She's crazy, huh? I would sleep, like, right in the bleachers. Like, the first match he did, man, it was nuts because, you know, And I said that like 10,000 times, right? motherfucker oprah's got three billion dollars the secret might be real, motherfucker. Oprah's got $3 billion. things don't happen for a fucking reason. This doesn't even make sense.

59:21 Yeah. they call you that's just coincidence no big deal but there's some times man And you ask them, like, why'd you call me? What the fuck, man? And you can also tell when people are creepy too, right? There's so much more to it. something there is going on. Yeah. It's just amazing to me that the United States is such a recent sort of experiment in self-government and that no one has done anything like that since then.

1:02:01 to carve off a big chunk. Maybe. nothing like this will happen in the history of planet Earth. entirely possible too that's entirely possible although i did read something very recently that 10,000 people because of the super volcano. Where was that? crowd for kevin hart exactly it's like 10 000 people yeah it's like a fucking blink this thing is. of choices is pretty limited. As humans, we have this insane range of choices and it's fascinating

1:06:11 and thinking today than ever before. And even more so on the left, it seems like I'm seeing are not the extreme right or the extreme left no overwhelming majority are not right i think a lot I really don't like academia. I had probably maybe 11,000 students in my classes over the course of these years. because you get clicks because it makes for an interesting narrative which then some people also leave off that kind of narrative and i'm like how much is it something where you are putting the

1:09:32 And if you have one incident that breaks out one month in one place. and you can listen to him on my podcast. Instead, what we want is all white people to stay home. So Brett, who is, like, a fiercely progressive person person, was telling people like, you are making a mistake here. even when they went to the bathroom they escorted him to the restroom and then

1:11:54 no i know you're not you're completely right my issue is from there to arguing that this is this And so people are terrified of this spreading like wildfire across the country. I mean, some of it is real for sure. also just a part of who we are. And I think it makes us really consider and take into responsibility to control what people think their choices is horrible, regardless of who's doing it. And in

1:15:02 pick on my i was listening to somebody doing this thing. I think it was more right-wing oriented. And then for the next half hour, he goes on about the left. How about we agree on that, you know? because you've been teaching you know, whether it's, you know, I mean, fill in the blank. And that to me is such a danger because that sense of belonging is something that all human beings crave to one degree or another.

1:17:26 Right. Exactly. What could you foresee happening in history where people could look past that And then there's a host of other things that bother Everybody rises up and gets behind you. It really is creating echo chambers. It's a very, very interesting time for human beings. I feel like for you as a person who is something that nobody has ever even come close in human history before.

1:21:16 well, that one time 3,000 years ago when they invented the internet, they handled it this way. And then the big concern is that the human mind will create an artificial mind this they've conveniently left this like one of the things like well maybe you could eat plants where they are supposed to look for missiles And he's like, no, no, no, wait, let's calm down.

1:23:35 He's like, oh shit, they are sending a bunch of atomic bombs. And then five minutes later, all the bleeps go off. Yeah. And, you know, most of us owe their lives now to some Russian dude in the 1980s who decided not to do what he was supposed to. Yeah, there's nothing. load a round but they can just fucking pull that trigger yep and people can die that that can

1:25:20 on our own. great knowledge Like some deep, this is how brakes work. And we're like, well, just fucking try it. Better off. will be here now I mean, Right. If it wasn't for them, no iPhone. It's crazy. to come to a wall. Everyone. Everybody's cool with that. You know what we're not cool It's going to take it's going to be the people are the ones What?

1:29:13 scrambled version Preserve your brain and upload a company. For Nectome's procedure to work, There's a waiting list. signed up. Yeah, you don't want to be the first. They're talking about veganism and social justice. Stay here. Yeah, it's somebody out there. Like the bell bottoms of technology. and which ones not yeah get Mike to eat it somehow or another

1:32:42 in a society maybe because they rhyme but reciting a story verbatim, almost none. you would never remember if it wasn't for those things. There was a guy named Arius who was like one of these, like back when they had the Council of Nicaea and they kind of decided what is real Christianity going to be and what we decide to be the fake stuff. place of a noun because saying all those nouns over and over can really wear you down they didn't

1:35:28 I mean, And there's so a video the other day, lot of love when he's a baby exactly little wing or something like that and i'm like that i can tolerate don't give me any baby shit I can tolerate it if we balance it with something else. Okay. and my daughter's comment All of it. a fucking barbarian like you believe it perfect big giant guy and he's And he looks like a fucking barbarian. Like, you believe it. Perfect. Big, giant guy.

1:38:38 Maybe could he use a little bit more gym time. This guy's got no armpit hair. Yeah. muscles just by pushing the wheel of pain that was part of it too right there's definitely that a little bit of that too oh man on that note i've been um the last couple of years What are you writing? and i and she started asking you know i showed her some of my writing we're chatting she liked

1:41:35 Yeah. Amazon is going to be If they're doing it They are going to try He's the Conan, I think. He was perfect. Yeah. Yeah, do it all. I don't, I don't know what it's called but i know that people keep I don't know if Amazon releases their numbers. Well, you don't know. to Netflix, and that's an insane You have no idea. Well, you like it? Which they don't have to.

1:44:52 Like, what are we doing here? first 10 days? Well, that's interesting. Is that a part on Apple TV? December of 2017, yes. Like, give me a box of Q-tips. But we have Amazon streaming video. Bitch to watch netflix right but uh we have You get DVDs still? crazy first two seasons are awesome son of a game of thrones that way through netflix for instance

1:47:12 like what, So Netflix DVDs There's a bunch of stuff that I want to watch, like, case in point, yeah, Game of Thrones, iTunes and they sit on my laptop. It's locked in. and it's great for there Brian's on Netflix Jim Wow That might be where the they have a lot of them on there now. Interesting. They have a ton of fucking money. Look at me. I'm just kidding about throwing up.

1:50:20 There's so much stuff available. Where does he have the time? One of them would fuck up hardcore. It's pretty easy. like you know 8ish and that's when I leave right and I go to the Comedy Store And when you don't want to do something, just don't do it. As much as I enjoy being in the classroom, But if I have to drive an hour and a half to get there

1:53:14 I mean, I think it's – part of the problem is that universities kind of have a monopoly on the diplomas, which is something that people sometimes need for their job. Yeah, Thaddeus has got something called. You taught it at UCLA? And here is why. It kind of works that way because of the way, you know, usually they are people who are from that particular ethnic group

1:55:34 Who the fuck are you? White guy kind of thing. That really wasn't. Of course. And jiu-jitsu was seen kind of as low-class activity for gangsters. when Maeda goes down to Brazil and all of that. It's funny. you know, by the 1870s or so, because they got into fights It's a great art for other reason. Do they have texts where you could see the techniques or where you could see what similarities?

1:59:59 yeah well for sure judo I don't I wonder how much jiu-jitsu has changed since from the 1920s leg locking each other and you're like oh my god so the stuff that today is hot Wow. Yeah. But then both the Roman and the Japanese took those ideas and then ran with it and systematized of Kano's vision, because Kano was people all over the world. He was such an important president, man. If it wasn't

2:03:28 I really hate this guy. But clearly some of his writings was pretty freaky. Yep. Somebody thumbed the president. right because he was challenging both the Republican and Democrats. by going through the glass case and the speech. So what are you talking about hospital? I know, exactly. Hard times create hard men. And I was like, that's perfect. in the early 1900s, I mean,

2:07:50 I did one on Crazy Horse. johnson story is he got pulled over yes of course of course tell the story you know what's funny And Jack Johnson was one of the guys who love his fast cars. I don't have change for that kind of money. And he's like, story about the Victorian 1906, around that time, was making a living as a black guy beating up white guys in the ring and sleeping with white women.

2:09:40 How did they keep that guy alive? At times? Yeah, that's the mellow stuff. i forget the exact quote but one of the guys at one point said you know after the president did up that's so recent well when uh when he had the fight with jim jeffries was the old undefeated and jack johnson crushes him and wins the title you know defends his title easy there are riots

2:12:37 like they had like telegraph news sent to the newspaper jack johnson's whole style he would get like double bicep control usually he would keep you like they were scheduled for insane things. those goofy ass fucking hats yep like why did everybody like i want to look sexy want to wear the band was playing this popular song of the time called All Coons Look Alike to Me.

2:15:16 to lose. It's not that they are Yeah. Who else have you covered uh on on your podcast um Now go back, do the tedious stuff of read every damn book about him and plug in all the information and stuff. they depend on private money so they are not really moving at any kind of a speed. Yeah. The guy was a beast in warfare, but everyone he loved around him died.

2:17:38 which is the famous battle with Custer and all of that. flesh but still. And the whole point is yeah this wasn't it this wasn't close to our camp the vision is they are attacking our camp comes true exactly as you said? Well, in that case, people are like, okay, now we're paying I've been actually to, It's just skin. That was one of the things. I was like,

2:20:38 to make them stronger? their resolve and make them better warriors just by having experienced such But he's on Venice Beach right now. But the story goes that the turtle heart keeps beating after it's dead for a while only way to have some good turtle heart yeah I mean what kind of parasites and He's currently suspended. Go back to the video and pause on his face.

2:23:08 He will. We have animals that we like more than other animals. Some animals are cool. Others, fuck them. by going over them and watching these patterns repeat themselves over and over and over again. with it. And yet, It's just, this is what's the new thing. Well, listen, man, I got to wrap this up, but always a beautiful Are you D. Bolelli on Instagram as well?