Joe Rogan Experience #1098 — Eddie Bravo Transcript

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0:00 No headphones? I'd rather not have headphones. You're going crazy. that allows Jamie to make sure that that's actually true. Sorry. I'll figure that out in a second. Is it live now? Tech motherfucking There it goes. Yeah. But I can't stand the sound of it. You know how hard it is to listen to my stand-up? You've got to edit your shit. it goes the other way.

3:49 if I was sitting there listening to this You know, you're adding shit to it today. they've just been hammered down and polished tight. Yeah. There's certain bits they have this rhythm to them. I didn't do that bit. They were so tight because I'd never done them on anything. It's unconscious. You just do like that. I have no idea what I'm doing He's like,

6:23 and he was struggling with it. And I use I'll do it again. Look. It's the same exact thing. Yeah. It's like a dance. I got to sit through another hour of your shit so for me I I started being They're buying money. they're laughing at, it wasn't, people that love standup comedy, Then I got into the UFC. jams oh yeah i was the biggest fan of black comedy the biggest fan i mean you know right away you

11:22 I see what you're doing. basically like did you ever notice? And he goes, and for the longest time, It's hard. Yeah, man. stage he couldn't even believe it he couldn't everybody was dying edwards was there beautiful and right by random dudes you never heard of And there's also, I think people need to film more shows. or something like that that's awesome

14:41 I mean I see what he's doing. But his old stuff Cat Williams was If I don't have anything to go 2000, 2001, before 10th Planet was even a thought. That place was always half empty. it's a prime spot, you could put a giant hotel there. You were like really like, you know, Fuck the comedy store. The Comedy Chaos Tuesday nights. That back bar that used to be a video room.

17:50 And outside, the outside bar is booming. Dude, when you walk outside and you go up that ramp, you know where that ramp is in the parking lot next door they're bigger than ever Guns N' Roses That's crazy you suck. Yeah, that brings it on. Yeah. Oh, it was incredible and I was never a giant Guns N' Roses fan Because even when everyone made fun of them,

19:44 My guy was a black guy Mike Tyson fought oh whatever Anybody? He's pretty white. yeah yeah I'm going for the Mexican If he was Argentinian, you know, Juan Roldan, remember him? There was nothing wrong with that. As long as they were Latin, they were Mexican to me. I was ready to scare Jamie. He was a tough guy, man. I always, you know, yeah I know some people do

22:36 when people found out yeah but I'm saying like what? just out of nowhere Yeah. No, I can't do that. He's just a guy. Who looks like, for real though, who looks like him and fucks like he does? This was something because she was talking about Trump breaking up child sex rings. He cheats on his wife. No, he said it. No, he's said it. but he did make note on many times about wanting to break up sex trafficking rings.

26:10 I never found a source for that. shootings one of you that's my point it's more than school shootings right like what would you Savile, right? He died in his 80s in 2011. psychiatric hospitals and he would bring the queen of england and he had all this power to raise and he would hang out when they're at a Oh, yeah, he would show yeah, he would fix it. He worked, you know, he worked for the BBC

29:32 Because every time there would be an allegation while he was alive, he would just sit them down and go, what are you going to do? What does that mean? Why did they cover it up? What? It's insane. them too he was killing him he was killing them dude they got they found all these bodies it's a And this is in the independent. or having that motherfucker rape your daughter

32:19 That there's someone that either knew about it You got to watch your kids, man. You know what? Because everybody's doing it? He was supplying everybody with kids. And then they develop this sort of bond of silence. Sandusky – Google Sandusky was supplying children to other pedophiles He'd have a boat you take him out on the boat defense lawyer. that could rape a child,

35:44 It's a big business, man. It's just gotta be more than that amount of seconds in a year, reported missing in just the UK. It's a big business, man. I'm sorry. This is according to something I saw. It's 31 million seconds in a day? 31,500,000. I'm sorry. Every three minutes. Every three minutes. This is according to something I saw. But damn, that's that should be.

36:38 It's ridiculous. You know, they some people are saying revoke the Second Amendment. No? And someone replaced that image with the Constitution. If I was 17, I would think, and also they got cameras in their face, and everybody's The thing that infuriates me the most is that all people want to look at is the guns. When they test these shooters, they all test positive for something.

38:57 to his house two years before but what can you do do you hear about that kid that they just stopped Stop going to class. Now, the strangest thing about that Parkland shooting I opened up the door. a mask on a helmet on and was shooting. That's not what she said. their memory is very fucked up. shit like that is haywire because you're on you're working on that reptilian part of your brain

41:50 your life is in danger you really think it's over you don't even exist anymore you're moving you Let's see if she sounds like she's full of shit. Let's just play it because we don't hear it. I was about two feet away from my door. bulletproof armor, shooting this rifle that I've never seen before. And then I run into Nicholas Cruz and I looked at him and I told him, Mike, isn't it weird

44:16 And that stuff, those videos get taken down. the official narrative, man. They got this Nicholas Cruz guy opinion right because you weren't there i'm not the only one on the other side of the country They're going back and forth. They're going to pull out. busy because there's so much shit that's clear so keep to keep everyone away that doesn't make

47:05 Probably never saw much violence. Yeah, maybe maybe I don't know. There's two sides of it they're willing to do anything. which is what they did, They were going to sacrifice American lives. it's nothing new. Right? I don't buy that. think that someone was like, listen, dude, she is so fucking entertaining. We're going to give her $250,000 for an hour.

49:17 This lady talking is worth a quarter million dollars. Oh my she's amazing Oh, wow. She's like, I'll do it for $1,000. Yeah, and plus they get used to it. Listen, it should be illegal for someone to run for president. There's no way. This feels like a disrespectful turn we're taking with Hillary Clinton. Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't know if that's real, but it makes sense to me.

52:11 much of a drug worse than we it's worse way worse I mean that is how the Kennedy Guys, get on it. a lot of shit in the government, right? Killed some people. people one night in miami you wouldn't go, dude, where's the proof? So yeah, you were wrong about that. They're thinking about keeping their power. Yeah, they don't even get mad if you steal tax money.

54:43 Cool. What they're trying to do is rip off tax money. It's genius. You know, school really is designed to take the kids from the family. Most of these people that are teaching, they're doing it as a job. Well, the conspiracy theory is they designed to create workers, right? You need come to us. No one can name anything. And they're, we're going to do some studies here and we want it to look like this.

57:52 publish the good studies and this is what they've done it seems like there's basically in a nutshell I know it. That's scientific fact. And then there's a science that you have to take the scientist's word for it because there's no way that you can verify. we know that have been has been corrupted just the big ones uh sugar science tobacco science marijuana science vaccine science

59:29 And you guys are saying that this is safe and effective. That's what I'm talking about. This is one of the problem with these studies. They leave Big Pharma alone. People taking pills. effect is suicidal thoughts wanting to it's called in one it's called impending doom what's i watched side effects to pills. There's just So if you take something and

1:01:51 No funny motherfucker he took Accutane when he was saying high school even if, whether kids really are shooting up schools there's billions of dollars for sure but there's also a lot of people that like those pills there's of all these things. And that And I think some of it is because there's a lot of people out there who like those pills. And if you start telling them that Ambien fucks up your heart rate or does this to that or, you know, make up some things.

1:04:05 the legalization of weed. in Colorado and California. I like it every now and then. But one thing I liked about it, I was like, oh, now I get why you guys do it. Hoyo de Monterrey double Corona. But you're definitely feeling that tobacco. weed yeah well it does have something going on man but it's instead of like it's not it's to me But the weed's like, hey, man, listen to this.

1:07:02 walk nine states now. Yeah crazy or something like that. It lets you forget everything. can change your was 1997 techno music And we're standing at the edge of the techno floor and there's like all these dudes just like dancing by themselves I don't know. dude. He starts dating the raver chick like six months later at the club some raver chick You don't know what the dosage is supposed to be.

1:10:49 Sometimes you get it and it's super fucking moonshine if it's used correctly. It's going to change the world. The part of it, the active ingredient that takes you, that just makes you. It's in Cambodia. The trafficking becomes crazy. Is that what it says? Sassafras and safroli. I think Vice had a special on that. Anyway, this should be something that's not distributed by criminals wearing ski masks

1:13:37 Well, why can't you do that? make it safe, make it legal, make it regulated. And people die from it because they don't know what the fuck is in there. they're really rare trees too. Wow. How crazy is that? How many of these fucking trees are like in 90% they have no names. There's like some Crayfish that She doesn't need sex. So this crayfish doesn't fuck.

1:16:23 People are starving to death. Some of them make it into the ocean. and gasoline and plastic washes into the water, like right at the shore. Toilet water goes through a sewage system It's coming right through the fucking ground into this river where all these fish live. Does it go into Fiji? After 50 years, Boston's Charles River just became swimmable again.

1:19:20 pipe and drop right on a fish's head who cares they didn't give a fuck when they were building Like that didn't exist before the age of the industrial machines. What did their toilets look like back in the 1500s, 1600s? I got toilets from all the way who killed all his wives, right? to keep his highness alive. Here we go. not the bard's own thunder mug,

1:21:18 they've left water in it to make it easier to clean it never gets it all, That's your death. And he was fixing it somehow or another, Well, there was a real issue in Rome in the early days of people shitting in the streets. of some dude shitting, billion dollars from like browsers comm or some shit you know they made all that address doesn't mean this city is not equally theirs. We have to help them and offer aid.

1:24:08 them clothes from the salvation army or something like that have a place where you give them regular there's so many man we used to run into him all the time we did gigs in san francisco we'd go out work on anybody but i always feel like it's safer and better when that's happening towards like There's always that. Just pretend you're helping people.

1:26:16 Dude. I told Jimmy Smith. Fool me 50 times or how many times I've been busted by April Fool's. Yeah. and he wants to fight he wants to fight he does not he did not not want to fight but his doctor said Yeah. uh, When I say Tony wanted to fight he would have fought with that shit. Said he tripped over some wires. It's so crazy. kind of hinted or alluded to the fact,

1:29:43 so that's why I'm saying, Well, here's my question. If someone is the champ, Robert Whitaker, he went through the same thing. I don't know, man. He was going to fight. Do you feel like it's punishment for him getting injured a week out? an injury in training and he tears it from the bone is that they just reschedule the fight right by far the biggest payday ever

1:31:56 What if Max or Khabib wins, right? If you're going to negotiate for a fight and you have a belt, For his next fight when he negotiates for his next fight. So with their position, they're like, look, this is going to cost a shitload of money. could do whatever they want to do i don't think they would never give up um that power if they They might just be,

1:34:24 Last time he fought was Eddie Alvarez Having a boxing match with Floyd Mayweather If Conor would have just fought like a regular lightweight champion, there wouldn't be this He hasn't fought in 500 days. It's really good. And he already knew. somewhere around there Good guy, real good guy. the fights where he couldn't put someone away just crack him and put him away so you had to see him

1:36:52 I think it was the second. I think Eddie was a little bit too caught up in the moment. When he fought Nate, he had to be the nail You got something? and he lost the first one he got beat up he got taken down he got his back taken he got choked Round two. Yes. Very close fight. I don't remember that much. It depends on how the other exchanges were going.

1:39:18 And I think they should have, like, scores for, like, 1 through 10 in striking, 10-9 too so either you got to make more uh 10-10 rounds or 9-9 rounds and then you could say okay and you're going to give someone a 10-9 or make it so that if you knock a dude down, and he cracks you with a jab? and then you clip him once and he drops, especially if you run into something.

1:41:24 Drago, Pete Sell Drago in the second Yes, I know exactly But he was like, wasn't he faking it? scott smith hit him with a picture project i do remember i remember that just knocked him out Shit can happen. I mean, that's a picture perfect left hook to the body. okay constant pressure fight in the UFC or maybe Bellator that was like always just fainting. That's always pretty goddamn good at it. It seems like I just saw someone fight in the UFC or maybe Bellator that was like, I'm

1:44:10 martial arts days and taekwondo days it's the hardest thing to deal with those long guys that He'll stand like – like when you see him fight Aldo, he stood totally sideways. He's very good at that. He's very good at that. If you watch Don Wilson's fight at leg kicks. Remember Shooky? Like if you think some people, like if you see a guy who kicks real hard, right?

1:46:27 Damn. He fought super intelligent. Me and Don the Driving Wilson. I did that once. I don't know about that Yeah Yeah. they realized how potent leg kicks were. A big factor was Rick the Jet Rufus, Duke Rufus's bit of american kickboxing they allowed the leg kicks but they didn't allow elbows or something Oh, well. He was fucking him up with his hands, though.

1:49:38 His legs were gone. Look at that. Just the fact that this is how Rick Rufus learned the power of- Watch this. This is one of the greatest matches ever. One of the end of the bell they sit him down in the corner out on his feet just keep playing this this is one of the greatest matches ever American kickboxers in the leg Look at this. Well, the crazy thing is when you feel it from someone who's just like

1:51:32 to throw his own kick were instep kickers. You know, like heel kicks, wheel kicks, Back that up again real quick. Watch what happens. Dude, he's fucking that right leg up. He doesn't know how to block these things. See, he can't spin. Right fight Rufus and make him evil like like make rick rufus the evil white guy No doubt about it. No, Rick Rufus was fucking real good.

1:54:50 pushing off. He's barely even trying to punch with them. He's basically just using his hands slamming those leg kicks in. Look at that. thighs with his shin. Just dunk. Just have gloves and head butts were legal it's kickboxing where you could throw people and walk. Was this in Thailand or was it in the States? Rick Rufus was also wearing pads and just totally took his leg out.

1:57:14 And the Thai guy just has taped up ankles and shorts on. He's going across the, if he's blocking with his knee, he doesn't give a fuck. to have that guy walk you down like that? No, that's not JT Will. I don't think it takes much talent to And one of the reasons why he's so good is because he's open-minded. There's still people that don't believe in certain techniques.

1:59:22 because before UFC 7, that's when we learned, okay, Remco Pardew, Isn't that crazy? Larry Curitan. Oh, that's amazing. Was that an ankle lock or a heel hook? Oh, is that like some kind of MMA show reviewing old fights? It's just, it didn't matter if you get your nose broken, get back in there. fighting i don't know i think it was something It was trap fighting. Yeah. I think you're right. There it is right there at the top. It's the UFC fight.

2:01:54 Can you wear those singlets anymore? So he's a tank top. He has a tank that the monitor? So he's a tank top. Maybe it's just we're seeing his legs in a deer. Yeah. so he just keeps Oh, Damn, dude. I think people would get less hurt. Your wrists are very vulnerable. Well, isn't that a valid technique? especially like my hand is bigger than my wrist so if i hit things on either side it'll be like

2:04:30 to be a really effective bare-knuckle this fucking thing is just going to break. Just start hitting them. If you don't, right? I wish we could have a special exemption I'll talk to the UFC. And that's how people would do it at home. oh shit that's gonna be amazing it's gonna be awesome man those guys are awesome i love the I was watching some videos today online.

2:07:08 I watched it like 15 times in a row. Very few people can do that. Look at Gordon Ryan's body. with his hand that's one of the greatest sweeps of all time of all time holy shit hamstring has got to be so strong. This is what's even crazier. I'm sorry, the right leg. All the top guys Let me ask you this I don't know shit And it's totally the opposite of the last one.

2:10:28 That is crazy. Yeah. I'll do yoga fasted. Dang. does a lot of keto research and prevention of cancer. We eat all the time. Isn't that weird? It's the only time it's for the movies. That's what it is. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. popcorn that they're eliminating? Yeah. perfluorocanonic acid, one thing, but I know that they ban Those things, those And Twinkies

2:15:33 Twinkies are like the worst To lose trans fats fats is like a they're giving these people like two years isn't it crazy that they're they're Adderall? Oxycontin. It's crazy. Well, these are different people. Someone was explaining, did you see What's Wrong With Wheat or What's With Wheat? Well, this is when they were creating it. It's going to kill a part of your body.

2:18:48 Yeah, it's another example of bad science. Or diet soda, I should say. I'll have a Diet Coke. Just water with a little sparkles in it. Dude, I've been drinking way too much water lately. Is Pellegrino and carbonated water, is that bad for you? That's all. Carbonated water's bad for your teeth? Those ideas in those bubbles are getting you to buy into bonds.

2:21:03 I think we have heard about it. no harm at all. So it's just carbonated. Uh, water is just carbon dioxide gas. They're not a plant. Any states already legalize mushrooms? life to be correct instead of like looking at it with fresh eyes i felt like at 30 years old it was Well, it also makes you super humble. Do your best at that. Not a creator in the sense of an individual,

2:25:06 can't even imagine it today in this dimension and this dimension would be alien to that dimension Oh, my God. Forever and ever and ever. And you will continue to live this life an infinite number of times. choose some souls choose to keep coming back some stay in the infinite heavens forever or whatever You don't want to know. from a trailer. and you told him

2:27:58 You know what I mean? to all gay people out there. I apologize. I love gay people. in a homosexual way. I'm sorry. I'm just trying to be funny. And I apologize to all gay people out there. This life, when you come back, do you want to have a memory of your past you don't you don't get a chance i think it's it's not about the journey remind people you know don't think of it as a journey or as destination but the people that are the most

2:29:38 They got me good. it just blew me the fuck away. was 1978 albums and then they got to the point where how it is with everybody i don't remember what the fuck your point was oh the rock star thing Like pushing, like you want to do whatever it takes. Well, you're obsessed with the destination instead of the journey, right? In my 20s To those parties They just let you in

2:32:05 All I'm saying. Yeah. Like, no, you're thinking about death then. But thinking about is this time where finally we get to relax, is, is that they go far away on the East Coast. Just like Malibu. But you gotta travel. Gotta go across the country. You gotta go. You gotta go to Fiji. Go over the ocean it go to a goddamn beach that looks just like malibu just like you gotta travel gotta go across the country you gotta go you gotta go to fiji go to mexico

2:33:50 You have your own deserted beach. beach what yes yes you have to that those those only exist for jay-z you know what i mean you Amazing. All-inclusive. I got to send you to good places. When you land there, everyone's trying to rip you off. Why not? You know, I'm going to travel with my family for them, and leave early? what are you going to sit on a beach?

2:36:04 where you got Dude, I got tricked into going to Costa Rica. Can I throw a plug? Yes, fuck But this, this is the shit. It's the fastest rising video ever on my YouTube channel. Boogie is fighting Wagner Rocha champions. June 24th, Sunday, June 24th in San Diego. Cool.