Joe Rogan Experience #1100 — Liz Phair Transcript

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0:00 I could keep joints in it, but it's not quite big enough. You need like one of those bubblegum brains. I think Dave Cross is the first guy who turned me on to you. Yeah, he's the one. and he's done a lot of other stuff that's awesome too, I think he's doing those other shows now. You have a box set out coming out? I was rooming. Here's $10. people that didn't get their cassette but I wasn't making the cassette but anyway that's sort of

3:27 Wow. Still? we'd go with that. We do it all the time. If you want to do that, let me know. We're about 10 I'm a very awake person. the ufo wormhole right we talked about that right before the podcast yeah there's this guy that's is built, in the neighborhood And this guy's You guys don't have anything. Please do. I'm sort of like, if you were guarding missile silos and you say you saw something hover above it and deactivate,

6:53 And to me, That's Stephen Greer, right? if you get a hundred people together, one of them's out of their fucking mind. their fucking mind will want to point to, I see things in people. And so they tell these extraordinary stories. Entirely possible that people have seen I was telling you before the podcast, it cured me. You're like you've got some sort of a performance you're doing for me.

9:06 You don't have any evidence. Everything. think that it can even be caused sometimes by the right weather conditions and the shifting You were in a plane that was hit by lightning? off and had to land before we could get to our destination and get in the plane and go off We drop about, I don't know what. you know, I was there in the morning when my son woke up.

12:14 Wow. that sucked you could see it on fire yeah yeah where were you please don't say over the ocean and we just weren't rising quickly enough. We are going to have to make an emergency landing. And we had to get into the crouch position you know that position the brace yourself position And I realized for the first time in my life that I didn't care if I was dead like in two seconds and I felt nothing.

15:35 foam on the windows and are you ready for this so it was not a fun thing but we survived and no one Right. Right there. I don't know what's more intense, getting hit by lightning or the fire. And those nitrogen pockets, when they lift up, they can go through the surface of the water and up into the air. because suddenly there's no right there's no buoyancy for the ships and also for planes.

17:30 Oh, my God. This is incredible. lose electricity? Oh, you were in it. It's just a shitty plane Yeah, that's what they think. It's like water underwater. All sorts of life that actually breathes water. I think so. But it's a methane lake. She has to drown to survive, and he has to resuscitate her. And they were sort of pink, too. Ranch? It's some place that

21:01 spaceships and different pods And one guy that we talked to that lived around there was just a regular dude. and floated around inside of his living room and kitchen people start talking about like they were talking about a bulletproof wolf that appeared out of mist he's like but clearly we know it's true so what do we do about that we don't really know we don't

22:52 You can't marshal that much electricity in the atmosphere? sure it's a real thing. I don't know. see it. I talked to another lady who told me very briefly because it was the Pacific Northwest and trees are very dense. That happens. Pretty much. et cetera, et cetera. It's all future science, and I'm down for that. I'm ready to party with the future science ghosts are future science aliens are future science it's all

26:00 They were like, oh, you know, the first ones. They growl. Kind of. I know, but like, and you walk into a room or you walk somewhere or something's going on and you just feel it and I'm like, this is what I do for a living. Fuck that. I put them on my guest list. You don't have to reserve a seat for them. Whoa. He thinks that objects have memory. That's what I think.

29:44 Because I've had dreams that were like prefiguring. The studio explodes. I have. Absolutely. And hard to explain any other way. That one? And he suffered from asthma when he was young and really badly. So when it would be, when there was a lot of particulate matter in the air, was coming. Now, you probably think I'm this that I sensed something was coming.

32:29 And, you know, everyone's like freaking out and we're looking at all these images. people describe nobody likes hearing about it by the way i never talk about this stuff in my real But I do have a really good ability out fires in the distance but you can't pick out nuts yeah not so not so much i don't have any This is not a, this is not a normal person.

34:38 Being batshit crazy? they just have a way of talking it's about children no no Am I like, oh, look at this. I don't know what will come out of my mouth. You don't have to have any. It's illegal. It's good for you. That's a cigar leaf, though. Settle. You just did. But marijuana, you're like, oh my God. Well, you're a sensitive person. It makes you more sensitive.

37:02 Look at this shit you're hiding. And, It's a common thing. People love to do it. it oh that's crazy I do I feel I feel like mellow Pause. They don't look as cool as the small ones because the small ones, there's not as much And it wasn't even boiled down yet. No, he checked it. Yeah, he's a wild man bow hunter. I really respect the idea of like mano y mano going out there and being like.

39:57 You know, where they kind of have to control and tigers and lions So it doesn't even necessarily make them feel important. It feels good. Well, I think a lot of them still are. But in Africa, there's many animals that were 20 years ago on the verge of extinction that are thriving. That's all it is. It's their game. of what your awareness is, Have you ever seen, do you know who Louis Theroux is?

43:20 And he was over there for like weeks If you think that you're going to remove these fences and remove the profit, these people are going to come in and slaughter these things. They don't care. and mass, mass. He's an animal. It just leaves from some local plants that they use to make their houses. But he, you know, when he tells you what it's like over there

45:30 That's so awesome. Go there and just dig wells. And this is why this guy I'm worried about what I'm going to eat for lunch. Doesn't he just get the shots? forever? According to him. Yeah, he got It's all very open air. there getting eaten by crocodiles. in the area so the crocodiles can't get to that And once they decide that you're food, that's when it becomes a real problem.

48:51 This guy is missing He's a lovely Canadian fellow No, and furthermore if you can if you can get rid of the I don't know I don't think they're just going to eat any old thing. No, I've been with sharks, and they don't eat you. Very occasionally. They will bite you to get you out of their zone or they might mistake you and bite you. zone, you know? Yeah, bull sharks are very aggressive, and they do kill people.

51:01 Yeah. It's implausible. and this tiger runs through the grass and leaps up into the air and fucks him up while he's on this elephant. We can't play it on YouTube. Now look at the grass. It knows that he's up there. Look at it. Pretty sure. What is this? That's my favorite. People were mad at that guy. So I would do the same thing. Yeah, look at that.

54:01 He's like, For sure. Like that's like generally giving you time to react a different way. They don't even seem like a real animal. You know that fur on the belly I think that's a woman. That little thing hanging down there. Move it a second. He's not going to win many fights. Hey, man. In the headlock I'm shutting this down The difference What? Whoa.

56:28 Golfers die. I was there when it happened. How many people do you think, Liz Fair, take a guess? Golfers or regular folk? Yeah. These are not deaths. That's what I typed in, actually. 5% of 51 if you can't be I'm very bad saying to my kids. I'm like, look, see the phone a clock made by Those things that are inside of it. He's badass. He does a lot of really cool shit.

59:39 what do you check? Yeah, he makes cool stuff. I want to know what's going on with everybody. That's exactly what it is. and you're like what the fuck is wrong with me? Why did I do that? It's a matter of does it have an effect as far as raising awareness of consequences of Just to try to unwind and find a group of people that you can hang out with that you trust,

1:01:40 I'm pissed. Hey, fucker, we could cut line with no problem. That like clicking stuff. Whoa. And he said wires. and move anywhere around on the stage. Have you ever thought about going straight Bobby Brown? Clap your hands Period who does that. Really? Yeah. to listen to my positivity. I like the guy. Be positive. Why is he wet? It's like rain, yeah.

1:04:54 I'm gonna get wet. with my Bobby Brown. Free fare. They have this like parabolic microphone thing where they can like zoom in on the coach talking Not yet. You don't even have to be screaming. Now, after Edward Snowden and all that stuff, after, you know, the releases of. I'm sure there's more. doing this thing where I like put my elbows into my legs as I'm sitting watching TV or

1:07:24 She keeps stopping. What's the problem? What's there. They're like, she's never getting off. She keeps stopping. Yeah, bonobos. I think right now it's like service providers have the possibility to tap it into you. at you. And that's going to be the new reality of human beings. And this will be after we've I think when that does happen, the big bottleneck is going to be privacy.

1:09:40 And three, four generations, it's going to be life. This is life now. Yes. Yeah. This is the most amazing time ever. places you do whatever you want you know. We're the last wild ones. they'll experience that is if they don't have internet but the world has internet you know That's what I want to know about, like, how long is the recovery time? Yeah, for sure.

1:13:13 I do. for like the last five or six years. They want to dig a hole. Like where, you know. if you trace the evolution of the human being, if you believe in that nonsense, Yeah To eat them See that's true No, thank you. Exactly. You're on Mars. Yeah. Crazy pants, right? She can come back. No. And what if someone's just really into chucking people over the side?

1:16:48 They're in a shipping lane. But these people, they survive it. I sink like a rock. But he was having like a full sort of trippy virtual reality experience with his hallucinations that kept him alive longer. sensory deprivation tanks or something. Whoa. Missionaries maybe sometimes bring them. It's like it was so extreme. forth and communicating and i was following the conversation in their language thinking

1:19:59 at high doses, There's certain traits that my kids have that I watch in them. Why? kid so obsessed with things like this is me in a nine-year-old girl's body like this is fucking crazy and talking to people that have musical talent or people that with their own data, right? which is why people survived as long as they did, because you could transfer some knowledge unto the kids.

1:22:35 Whatever life experience. Because that's, in our genetic memory, probably some leftover shit from when we got eaten a lot. Like you were seeing a present day thing in another part of the world. talking about there was a study that they did with mice. Yeah. They smelled the smell. piece of evidence that points to genetic memory. So we might be just getting that gibberish going.

1:25:27 they get shocked or they smell it and they think they're going to get shocked, into your body. What is this yahuda Could be passed down. who knows i don't think we know enough. I think that I'm more, do you ever see Interstellar? No, that's just coordination. So that five minutes, the counting of that time. That's interesting. Like a rotisserie. I think time is just us coordinating with math.

1:29:15 I think you're right, but I also think And I don't mean like things happening. Like Home Depot or? Filled with that like, that feeling of like, oh my God, there's great mechanical power. Okay. Then they break out the wormhole, but that's not the same thing. inside every black hole may be another universe. I think the whole thing is a spiral deal. you look out and you see forever. It's crazy.

1:32:53 trillions is in a billion what there's no way that thing it's too much there's this enigma thing i and go into the hyper world what's the turn inward and go into the hyper world. I can't. No, I'm not. Mercedes. They'll get the autonomous car down. I mean, that feels extremely threatening as an American. You want to be able to accelerate. No, no, no, no, no.

1:35:55 They'll have things. Well. It depends on if. Can you not go mad? You might go mad. like infinitely, Would you know? same thing. and just keep doing it over and over and over and over? Love that movie. 90s, 80s movies. Christmas Vacation I can live my life That's good. Speaking of UFO conferences, I was driven in the back of Rick Rubin's Bentley. And they were talking about the evolution of human consciousness at this crazy

1:39:08 You know, there's a business in it, though. You mean when science and- But they don't they don't point to anything in particular and say this, this little fetus, this is an alien baby. If it's ours that's flying around, they don't tell you about it. it's out now right it's a movie right Great fucking movie. No, the one who was... Sam Neill. There he is.

1:41:50 badass, though. It's one of the best horror They punch through a wormhole in order to travel this far. I mean, imagine us, although we'd probably be, like, so evolutionarily backward. They probably would do something to slow that down. Does that bum you out? That's all right. It'll come and go. Kind of like a shooting star through the sky. Will you let out here soon? I will be. Like eight shows. It'll come and go.

1:43:39 Okay. can you trick it out an old fan Do they want me to just exactly hit exactly how I played it? You make a good stoner. Well, I think most people do. It'd be awesome. I never thought. told me they've seen ghosts. You don't believe them? No. You know, it's more likely a person. He's in a pitch black room. It might have been one person? Could have been, for sure. People are real. It's more likely a person.

1:45:56 I'm going to lie here. comics that have seen Ghost there. Just being in the dark. Those things are huge. We're like, what the fuck? Like you feel like you could drive a car under them. The horns fall off, and then they regrow again. to shoot the wolves? Yeah, they try to get you to kill hair everywhere but i'm like of course they're gonna kill this thing they have to chew off the

1:48:31 They don't just eat the meat like nice and clean, like a bowl and chopped up meat. sawdust or whatever in your pen. is they're not Scrub bulls are wild And Australia has a real issue with them. And they're super, super aggressive. It's very strange. Well, what's crazy is horses originated in North America many, many eons ago, but then died off in North America but prospered overseas in different places,

1:50:56 then died off. So these wild How do they not mind that hugely heavy saddle and that hugely heavy human being? It's like, you remember when your son was really little, They're insane. They probably shouldn't do it when they're tired. Yeah. some space? Well, I mean, it sucks. Oh yeah and then if you get knocked off, into those stirrups it's gonna be stomping

1:54:02 I am now But people that don't get that That's why they were like so thick. like the way the heel is constructed What? I know. You can't grab anything. All the time Yeah no is it your website And your collection is I had like a complete breakdown It just, be with you. It's like, it's my origin story, basically. Right. You wrap going to buy it. It's like a compendium. It's my

1:57:00 I really enjoyed it. This is the best. Let's It really does.