Joe Rogan Experience #1102 — Matt Farah Transcript

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0:00 I got this all day. What's happening? Admiring your skylights, and we were discussing the Rolls-Royce and the star field ceiling It's so bad. Like if you're one of those astrology people. Well, so the last thing I said before you hit live was that they have just announced they have come out with a shooting star. release because i get press releases and i just delete them i don't you know but when i saw

2:10 But back then was when I just started getting on TV. Somewhere to park them. I would say, if I had to guess something baller that Phil, like I would say Bentley Continental He was like, this is so ridiculous. I wish I could remember, because like I said, back then, like if you asked me to, like, Well, Bentley and Rolls-Royce are a weird one because they have sort of this intertwined history

4:08 as i drive over them right well you would you would appreciate a rolls royce's ability to make You drive them underhand. It's underhand. reserve gauge which shows you how much power the car has but that you are not using at any given time. So if you're coasting, you are using 0% of your engine. And they're stupid horsepower, right? Isn't that funny that saying that is not that hard for a car of today?

6:26 Yeah, they're great. yeah they put an ls3 in one of these so i drove one that has a 575 horsepower ls3 and it's they have to use the rear differential from a camaro so a lot of the extra weight goes in the an interesting photograph, actually. Sorry Is it street legal? It's California-legal. But it's way safer than a motorcycle. on it is worth you i don't think it is either but fuck because you can get a lot of awesome car

10:15 Imagine 1,200 pounds. Yeah. Like, woo. What the fuck is this? And it weighs Yeah, the Teslanda. Yeah. What we were talking about is just so amazing that the horsepower wars, because of their Hey, they got the GT500 coming. You hooked me up with one of those when I was in Denver, when I was filming my Callie Now they have a wider, have you seen the wider body work?

12:45 As an old school muscle head dork, that's what you want. Oh, was it really? It was a cool looking car when that thing came out. Yeah. That's incredible. Let's take a guess. What did I say? I'm going to go right above him with 15,000. 1970. 70 also has the smaller grill face. the other. 71, I think, is probably I mean, that is about as fucking aggressive as a grill can get.

16:07 I do still think the Corvette Stingray looks I don't like I'm weird with shit I don't like, I'm weird with shit. 100%, yeah. You're lucky. Does he set up a lawn chair at Cars and Coffee and play fucking sock hop music? Your car. by upgrading the brakes. Look at Los Angeles driving circa 1960 and then Los Angeles driving today. Yeah. Stock seats. He likes old muscle cars.

18:43 I can't do it. driving and a deer steps out in front of your car? What the fuck? Remember trying to turn in one of those cars? There's volumes about how scary they are to drive and you put them on Michelin Pilot super sports, and you're like oh and instead I just talked to myself and the mark of dirt when you can't pick something up. out there, man. Dragging a

21:32 Thank God it wasn't mine. You're making obstacles for people 100% with that stupid. Motorcycles also Two of them went through with it two of us bailed alonzo boden is all about the bikes terrified. I had a motorcycle i've had i mean i've had two back surgeries in the same spot. You've had those disectomies, right? I'm in the best shape now that I've been in in like 10 years.

24:07 Seven days a week of cardio. I used one of those really recently. So you're getting in daily doubles three days a week? It's a serious, serious workout, man. That's how you hurt your arm? This time I tried to meathead my way through it Yeah Again Elbow, I mean I've had it on elbows before but I did it smart and I didn't keep working out this time And actually, it's the cheapest.

26:02 And then I let it untwist. The amount of driving I do isn't good for me. Mercedes seat game is so fire. he they have it okay so they have a simulated hot stone massage function that works it's boss as Well, the Mercedes S-Class heats those pockets. They have. It has the fans behind your neck that blow the hot air because it was a convertible. But it is amazing that we are in this time.

28:54 Yeah, and have you experienced any of the semi-autonomous stuff yet? I am interested in that. And it will, it sounds like a fucking goof right now, but it'll matter. Yeah. A rally car? That's your car? Tuttle's the guy that made that crazy green car. kind of snapback thing that everyone's it just drifts and comes back and drift Wow. You go out to El Mirage, there's trails.

32:19 I was like, oh, that's it. And he also, I love the little things he did, like make the exhaust come through the rear And that guy, he used to be a part of this business, BBI Autosport. How many horsepower did it have? Yeah, the exponential curve of Porsche horsepower costs is really scary stuff. I mean, 100,000, that's an engine on a stand, nothing else.

34:41 So it's not like you could shove a 9-liter V8 in there. that is a Formula One team. It's going to cost a million and a half dollars for the car. Well, the engine is 250 grand. Yeah, Singer 911 with the Williams engine. Well, so RWB is really interesting because in Japan, there's the Singer. But that is a rendering and not a picture of an actual car

37:05 it oh that's and if i had to guess the final car may not actually have a seam there you know what pretty sure... I'm just saying it's so good. It's not much different than the wider. the interior of those cars is There's certain shapes. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Look at the air intakes it to the max. Oh, yeah. Well, they have what are, in theory, Isn't it funny, though,

40:46 Well, there's something about those old cars, particularly the ones that don't have power But the 911 steering is just super, super direct. those it's like you see the ride the ultimate one of those. It's like you're in a little ride. The ultimate Volkswagen is they're taking, in Germany, see the intake on the rear window there that's so crazy and that's on a racetrack oh my god and it probably weighs

43:06 Yeah. They just, like, decontented it, you know, know cheapened everything and then put the old engine if somebody wanted a hot rod a 912 out and like put a crazy 993 engine and a leather-covered fuse box and a fucking fuchsia steering wheel, The funny thing is when people like, well, they'll get in a bidding war and overpay for How was that? But Barrett-Jackson itself, what they don't show you on TV

45:21 and then like a mile of Is there a qualification thing? I don't think anything other than someone figuring out the joke before he did it. A lot of NASCAR jackets. Oh, the wide body. It's awesome. Imagine pulling up to high school with that thing. Shit. If they see the Lamborghini, there's my Mustang. See, that's the notchback there. Really? I thought I would hate that.

48:48 The gauges, man. And then the center tray in between the Recaro seats is from a 73 Mercedes, a 280. It's called their HRE RS 105s, which is a three-piece forged wheel. which are like the GT3 tires. no i heard one of those on a in a video it's the It could happen. God damn it, Jamie. 3,700 pounds. That's why people like you and I are so fascinated by something like Singer. We don't want that that's why people like you and i

52:18 There's the Lotus Lotus Evora The Evora 410 has a lot. That's Lotus's thing, yeah. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, the lease is the one that I drove that gray one that you just clicked on Jamie 2,500 or something. Yeah. i saw those for sale and someone was saying this is the perfect porsche it's not the most powerful cars as a currency that you can drive and investments.

55:39 market. So two years, three years for a waiting list, then a year to make the car. I don't want to go in there. below them that's doing $200,000 builds that are like halfway to Singer. It was just lovely. It's fucking great, dude. They've got a bunch of shows around. Yeah. He loved that thing. Oh, really? I loved it. know if i want the new version though i don't think i like the old version that's the thing

58:51 It's a Honda. look you go through across the board like we were talking earlier about land cruisers that's like they they share very few parts with anything else in toyota's lineup and that's why you look at you Yeah, we were making shit during those years. They're awesome. The newest one. It just defied physics. Yeah. back it's all this computer algorithms but it's magic front end.

1:02:37 You should. You want the old one. Sorry, I'm very thirsty. It's such a preposterous car. such a ridiculous thing to build well it's america what's so american about it is that rather than you know Yeah, the whole thing. It's the biggest.50 caliber machine gun ever. I'm sad. A job in a Viper for every coal miner. I think I may have stepped on my own joke.

1:05:43 That's a super car, though. So to get one of the new Ford GTs, right, it's what's called a homologation race car, okay? So they wanted to have a for gt and what you were going to do with it and how you were going to share your for gt would he violate the contract Well, he's just enormous, like width. Oh, that's probably exactly what it is. He's probably 6'2 and my head hit the ceiling Oh that's probably exactly what it is

1:07:59 6'2 50 He's shorter than I thought. So the seat is fixed and the pedals and steering wheel are adjustable. That's what you got to do, man. seat rail is like inches precious inches precious inches yeah dude the roof is 43 inches from the Yeah. That's gangster. Most of what you think of as the car the engine the body anything that is sprung on the suspension

1:10:37 of it wow and it will stop start accelerate turn better commute uh totally. It'll perform better in all areas. So to go from I would imagine. you can buy the wheels. It's on my Instagram. It's cool, but it's a synthetic-y sound. And this goes for like $500,000? Yeah, he flipped it. Maybe it was one of those things they just hoped nobody would call him out on.

1:13:05 I think once the contract is signed and you take possession of this object, that's yours God. Wow. When you hit the brakes. It completely eliminates the dive. If I had to guess. You know, and like we make BMW X5s in South Carolina. buttresses like when it goes by you can see right through the side of the car you can just see the Sure. The best best.

1:16:21 The ride and the power and the style and the sound. factory right so they're meant to handle forced induction so the turbo system you take off the Yeah, with no traction control. doesn't have shit on it. Really? Huh. It's great. Make sure that's true. It was a very very strong engine. I'm all say that would be me correctly. Yes, you say Le Mans Oh my God.

1:19:08 I thought Le Mans was interesting because it was like a snapshot of time. Well, it's because there was nobody alive back then. I think I just brought that up earlier in this show. It's so crazy. And they did a study in LA and Saturday 2 p.m. traffic is worse than any weekday rush hour in Los Angeles. dealing with way too many people. You want to get out before it gets all Blade Runner-y.

1:21:04 I'm in Venice. When that tsunami comesite i'm super fucked i'm in venice They apparently have, depending upon the magnitude of the earthquake, which is really scary, Whole room of shit in this fucking palace here Not in here, but here I have meat in here, but I have I do have commercial freezers of course you do There'd be too many cars. You get stuck and you run out of gas on the highways.

1:22:59 It's going to be that. because there's no refrigeration. That is so awesome. Everybody should help you. I'm so about this space, dude. Who has a float tank? That is so awesome. mean modern america modern mexico city is like that jammed up there's quite a few places that It's like 30-something states. florida that and texas and new york pennsylvania ohio and in the illinois illinois god damn i mean And Texas and New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Illinois?

1:24:52 If I didn't live here? Like Mount Shasta. Colorado, I think. Mormons are friendly. Park. I was doing like landscape Yosemite, Zion, Death Valley, Bryce Canyon All have amazing roads going through them Just to drive to fuck around suspension adaptive it's not super heavy but it's not a it's not So they want you to get crazy. Whoa. What do you think of that new Cadillac?

1:28:15 CT6V? Is that The brand new one has which hasn't happened since, remember the North Star? class. What do you mean? Yeah, that thing is really like a liability. I'm good at this. Yeah, you can get those. That's what it's really going to... Make that. If you pull up a Bentley Flying Spur, that looks similar. That's what I mean. You know, and they're like 75 feet long.

1:31:51 Oh, my God. Pedestrian impact and all. But, you know, do you, would you roll big body like that? You're moving them around. The older American cars, you have no idea where that limit is coming. There's just zero communication up there. Right. with no regard to the makes all the sense in the world. started sponsoring my new And so, thank you. Anything that looks like gold, that's gold.

1:35:07 A lot of parallels with cars. Look at that. I think that watch is about 13 or 14 grand. I sent most of them I sent back. Totally. No, but it makes sense if you have a watch. videos but i also see like every week on instagram he'll put up like a handbag he made from scratch It is great. It's fun. And I want to stay healthy. once. It does. I have I was like, look, as long as I can stand and lift my arms, I'm going to keep making videos because this shit could all end tomorrow.

1:38:54 And you can turn your body into a race car. 50 so like I know how to do it. What are you doing now differently? with diet too it's very hard i don't i didn't change my diet that much i just started exercising Everybody. He was talking about autoimmune issues that he had. push forward right i'll get there i don't you know so well it seems like the curve is definitely

1:41:37 But I just limit it to one day a week. Yeah. Just let yourself enjoy the shit out of it. Maybe I take home the cheat day philosophy from this show. Yeah. Yep. It's amazing when you whatever to bring it with me so that i don't get to that oh my god i'm starving and then murder food That'll just get you to the next thing. What'd you shoot? I shot a quail.

1:44:27 went to this place in south georgia and uh they the they had the most brilliantly trained dogs I really enjoyed it. into like nuggets, And it was like a whole quail breast was like a pop it in your mouth nugget. And I don't know why it felt, my dad was like, that's like fishing. each other and you start talking to each other like oh i remember you i remember why i broke up with you something no no not even that just you you

1:46:52 don't feel connected at all to bugs nobody gives a fuck about bugs vegan slap mosquitoes all day That's a very weird thing. And people will get mad at me that are hunters because I'm a hunter. You went to go to kill things. Leopard. There's a bunch of different turkeys all over the country. It gets weird. Yep. Oh, my God. It was amazing. of united states stuck in the middle of africa africa's fucking huge and he's like unfortunately

1:51:08 Do they care their conservationists? We know there's not that many of them. No, not anymore at all. But, you know, if you're in Chicago, there's zero bears. This is what's fucked up. so it would make it viable to keep these animals alive, and all of these businesses are going under. The number of illegally killed elephants, 30,000. Which rhino was it? A black rhino, I think.

1:54:13 the animals from poaching is hunting. They're all over the place. And then here's the other problem. They're starving to death. and this is the norm. But most of them aren't. But they got out of this position. This has gone well. People would go over there to hunt them so people would keep in these There are two or three towns with 25,000 people, and the rest of it is nothing.

1:57:16 to save it and they couldn't save it. And now it's like, you know, embalmed and fucking taxidermied And they live forever. They could have a baby right there and they won't even fuck with you Wow and like huge lizards and but underwater the density of the that they were doing with Judas goats? they'd have something to hunt. The Judas goat had like a disease or something?

1:59:23 They would gun them down. But they were completely overrunning the whole thing. They shot them in the face. They shot them everywhere they could. They're in a helicopter. You're not In the heart or in the head to ensure a quick death? Yeah. It's just, it's funny. It's funny that they're, they're essentially preparing for hand sanitize you when you get back on the boats they said they've had real issues with people

2:01:57 Like the Galapagos has one island that has jungle on it and all of the rest of them are Dragon blood tree is what it's called. Remember that one that floated He eats meat, and he's like, if I'm not going to kill my own meat, the thing to shoot would be I mean, but they get fucking the point is they they get destructive and there's nothing that kills them

2:04:20 Is that about right? Wow. Okay. Better than domestic pork. Not surprising. You just- Someone's- They have to do things about them. A porcalypse now is what you want to look up. Of course you are. But anyway, his whole thing is eradicating these wild pigs and they did him with And a bunch of different Yes. and becoming a real problem? Can they do that and put targets out there? It wouldn't be as fun. You would want to do that with like targets like do they can they do that and put like targets out there it wouldn't be as fun you'd you'd want to do it with but the

2:07:56 Or these guys get 250 of them in a day. fraction of what exists out there. There's the shot On the Sportsman Challenge. Porkalypse now. There's a weird relationship going on with people and animals. It just seems so unfair. That seems unfair, too. I didn't want to get eaten. I eat meat from the grocery store, and I don't feel too guilty about it either i don't i eat meat from the grocery store i don't feel too guilty about it i'm sorry to say well um yeah that's fucking

2:10:28 I didn't mean to bring it there. 750 horsepower. in terms of like a, quote, And you see they had to put this monster power bulge in the hood there in the center. as opposed to a smaller one that spun faster. I have driven Go back to that image That looks so good Look at that side profile. without any loss of rigidity that's what they say that thing drives like honestly i think you're a

2:13:40 Who? Who are you driving with? Who's with you? You. That's a good point. But any convertible. It's a really surefire way to tell someone's a terrible driver are just still up by themselves. When I see that, I always look at those four guys. And you never pay for weed, ever. There's not a lot of sacrifice going on with driving one of those. driver's seat right it has one engine and it has four transmissions coming off of that engine

2:17:31 exactly exactly is, you know, they position it as a luxury item from a time gone by sort of thing, you What's the difference? It's built by hand, completely by hand, all hand-finished, hand-polished. chronograph it's on the front the top button not here watch the the sweep of the chronograph hand Yeah. No, G-Shocks are the shit, dude. A G-Shock is a watch guy's tool watch.

2:20:12 That's John Ward's own design. a basically just a black face almost looks like a bathroom scale and it's got two windows hours on And that watch is $12,000. It looks like a negative space. Can you paint a car in that? Listen, Vantablack is where it goes. They made my balls go like this it's the craziest shit you've ever seen. What if you bump into something and it shatters on your hand?

2:22:57 Seriously. Yeah, that's the Earth. You could coordinate this guy with your Starfield ceiling. idea. Anodized something, but then there's that one's got a central star. that seems preposterous that thing with all the diamonds in the baguette diamonds yeah that's like See the astrological signs there? Oh, my God. little fishbowl on your wrist. There is an actual function.

2:25:29 They had those three watches together. like the size of you know that that yeti lid a coffee mug on your hand it's so big it's so big What the fuck is that? Let me guess. It's expensive. If you scroll down to the bottom of that article, it should have it. That's closed right there? Yeah, that's closed. Yeah. And then that's look like when it's closed? Go up. That's closed right there?

2:27:14 That's a pretty watch. Fucking expensive. Yeah, there's the H-Y-T. So that goo, it flows. Go back to the one with the time? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that goo, like it flows. That's amazing. It works, right? It's on brand for him. Look at that. But there's some materials in this stuff. I mean, the machinery of it and the the materials I love the fact that people are so creative.

2:30:06 I'm in love with this. Oh my God. traditional complicated watch so it does day of the week date of the month month of the week, date of the month, month of the year, four-digit year, moon phase, power reserve, okay? Like leap years, how many days are in the month that you're in, like all of that shit. yeah is it orange hands down yeah that's it but go down one on the left bottom

2:32:00 nine o'clock, and then the date and the power reserve at the three o'clock and then the date and the power reserve at the 3 o'clock. So you have to just put it in a perpetual watch machine? Yeah, yeah, eight days. My favorite feature in mechanical watches, That's dope. Totally. They're also cool. The ultimate enthusiast. In everything. Dude, if you're in Beverly Hills, go in the store.

2:34:31 Do you really? In England, they smashed and grabbed a watch store with machetes. Yeah. I know. Isn't that crazy? Somebody just did that recently in England. Yeah, ever. We catch you. I want to cut a piece of rope. I have a knife on me. He said, okay, regular guy. You, regular guy. Pocket knife. I open packages. I carry a knife. I want to cut a piece of rope.

2:35:39 You're going to ban knives? We definitely have something going on. But this smash right here come on inside good for good for you i guess he didn't get away no good attempt yeah and it keeps the used values high. What? How do they do that? Look at this. estimated by They would want to know. Thank you. Calling this guy Blood Diamond. Nope. You can't buy an engagement

2:39:24 It's amazing. He stepped up. Did Mike step up? Mike didn't stepped up. He stepped up. Clarity is perfect. It's amazing. They're all thieves. and looked and they were fucking cz's if that's case, if he did that to you, that guy's ready to fuck you. Well, I don't respect you. Everybody always calls his hands little. attorney's offices, here's the thing.

2:41:03 an appointee of his administration. Listen, man. So it's not. And then admitting to What's that? What do you think is going to happen with him? One year and a couple months. of realistic challenger That's what it is, you think? He went all pro-legalization. what do you think? What don't you like about it? Two, I think we could show that there's a real benefit to legalization that benefits communities, benefits schools, firemen, police officers, whoever can get that money.

2:44:21 Illegal drug selling is what the real problem has always been. drug stores. A winery is a drug was selling wine too, yeah. People like you and I should go to schools. That money should go to fix the streets. Because my thinking on cannabis has evolved. And I would add to that, get high. People with like really bad burns, for instance. Oh, yeah, like Ayahuasca Ibogaine?

2:46:50 okay but ibogaine is like a ruth and it's something i haven't experienced so i'm just a clinic down in Mexico and he started something you get addicted to. One was enough. full out of body nuts oh yeah it's pretty nuts yeah um i think the difference in ibogaine versus and where people and medical health staff, Drug companies lobbying to keep all these very helpful things illegal.

2:49:23 A joint can get you high all day. Think about what a drink is. A drink. You go to a bar, you's a joint? How much is a joint? A joint can get you high all day. Maybe half a day. A shot of Macallan, though, is well over $25 probably at any bar. talked me, guilted me even back Yeah. There's a lot of drugs. willingly is going to change the opinion. Now, it seems like it's the same, except I'm paying the tax

2:51:40 and education. How about that? Exactly. You have negative state If that happens in California, keep my fucking 30% sales tax. zone where you can do that. Yes. Go get high with a bunch of strangers. the helicopters flying overhead he's freaking out i remade that scene frame for frame and it got What was the problem? It's Layla? I thought I could get around it if I didn't monetize the video, but it didn't help.

2:54:48 Yeah. What do you mean by it gets stolen? Yeah, they don't really give a shit. was from but she was saying like you're the ceo of this company and you should know some of these He was talking about his influence on all these different They would have opinions. Whoa. Google also probably. Cue the music. they weren't being honest. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. would prefer to not like why some women are not influenced by it's

2:59:00 are not going to want to be into those things. There's some women that are going to be. there's nothing wrong with that. It just was talking about gender choices and choices people make and why they make them based on personality traits and why things are more common. Because I'm like, well, you guys aren't being honest about what this is, what the guy wrote.

3:00:57 I mean, he should know, though, is I feel like also part of the issue. going to bring that up? And it was brought up. You've been talking about something in a room and then had pop-up ads come up, right? I couldn't tell you where the the signals went but i've definitely away for me to not make an exact connection i don't think what it represents though is that

3:02:35 I don't know, dude. A nice big Clarion system. Wow. You can have it. about having a car that knows where you've with that data or they cannot. And odds are they don't give a shit where you're going other than First of all, if you're a bank robber fuck yeah now if you need if you're a Because John Ward was telling me Yup It's not Vantablack. I saw Justin Bieber once driving around in a leopard print Audi.

3:06:24 He needs to recover. they just re-released that thing You're going to drive through a puddle and it's going to explode It's weird Yeah. There's not a lot of places to charge a Tesla outside of your home. And they really need So, you know. 10 is fine. Five dollar rocks. In 2013, the Model S came out in four years or so. Why can't they figure out how, with all the sun in LA, to have a solar-powered car?

3:10:02 the climate the air when it's really hot out or it can Have you seen this? Tesla battery pack that hangs on your Well, I'm building a building right now. So I could potentially have many years of free power Wow. Yeah, so you're It's right next to the Fox Hills Mall, right by LAX, Venice. It's a great idea. For you know it's not for me and we're building a cool studio there

3:12:46 The fire system that we have to build is incredible. Every car has its own set of nozzles at it. Front and back. Wow. The whole way. Every car has its own set of nozzles. That's incredible. Hopefully next week. I'm so excited Shit going on? I know. That's great. He has a Corvette Stingray like yours. Does he really? It is so good. My pleasure.