Joe Rogan Experience #1106 — Colion Noir Transcript

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0:00 Oh, I'm on the part of that. Okay. What's the conspiracy about your name? Did you have a different name? I got into guns and I wanted to start watching gun videos. What the hell is Earthquake? A wrestler. What's your actual full original name? No, there's nothing wrong with it. there's nicknames man that just happened sometimes now there is a rapper in

2:34 So you're kind of like a spokesperson for the NRA. like how does that work okay so the way it started i mean i'm gonna start from the beginning okay all No one in my family had a gun. We get to the range and we walk into the door and then i hear the door for where the I remember it was the very last lane. kick exactly so my experience if anybody who watched that as a gun person would be like oh

5:52 to realize what just happened i just contained an explosion in my hand right i'm like if you I am as well. Absolutely. That that I can recall that was done by an NRA member. Like I'm a member. I'm a gun owner. Right? It's, you're talking 5 million people. Yeah. Right. Like I'm a, And then there are a ton of other people who think they're NRA members and

8:09 The people that have perpetrated all these mass shootings are definitely not good people. Well, it is easier, and it's something that everyone's pointing to. You know, it's like, what do you need? already existed. But what happens is we have a culture of people who don't, who look at the not well thought out and there's no consideration whatsoever to mental health issues. I think that's the primary problem.

10:19 Look, there's something wrong when you have this many people on mental health medication. don't want crazy people to have guns. I don't think you do either. No, I don't. So outside of taking away the rights to have guns from normal law abiding people like yourself and myself, Right? You guys just don't want to get your guns taken away. Yes, it is. You can't.

12:33 Right, right, right. they were losing it logically, they went to jokes. So everything I did was focused and centered through the idea of logic, logic, logic. Just a little bit. For sure. that's contrary to what you already believe. You say something rude to them, they're not in front of you, Yeah. And to be honest with you, I didn't realize it until I got to the notoriety that I am

15:11 And you're a lawyer. Are they saying good job? I've got to be honest. we're not monolithic in the way we go about expressing that well he's right about things of Stranglehold. And I know he gives it to Hunters for the Hungry. you know, many of those people were bad guys that were shot by cops? Yeah. And they were scaring all the suburban house moms.

18:47 over 65 percent of that 30 000 is suicides 65 is that real yeah jesus christ so what is that like That's really what it is. and trying to ban guns here in America, right? Japan has double our suicide rate. Per year. Annual. Just 300 million people. Okay, we won. 30, 30,000 people. Including times when cops shoot someone in self-defense and it's justified.

21:14 But even then, that number would be exceedingly marginal comparatively. It might. you follow that rabbit into like we are we're crazy about gun safety you you you put your finger on a He's a legit gun nut and great guy. until what, Yeah. But I didn't count that. You remember what you bought? Man of good taste. it to this deal where it's like something has to be wrong with you if you have that mentality or

24:37 someone who's a trained, a person who's trained with firearms and knows tactics, nobody wants That's exactly what it's supposed to be used for. Right. fucking common these days it seems like every three or four months there's a new instance So when you say that, you're talking about the developed world, correct? It just doesn't get reported. It's gang violence.

27:07 All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Hell yeah, I was nervous. They jumped in front of the car? Oh. Oh, that's true too. Absolutely. Yes and no. Well, see, here's the thing. I think that was a federal thing, that if you had a legal medical marijuana card, that they were trying to prevent people. Alcohol, weed, No, 100%. Yeah, but yeah, exactly. Right. I didn't know that.

32:20 Yeah, and they respond, like you said, they respond to it differently. Right. and you can't prevent me from exercising a right if i haven't done something to absolve myself from Arrest me, then. that got kicked out of school? They deported him for reasons not having to do with the firearms. But all they had was that he didn't go to class. But it was really...

35:04 and that's why they acted, and they just found that loophole. We have due process for a reason. the water he was drinking. And I agree with you. What do we do? I move a lot. And it doesn't make for great soundbite. It's one of the worst ways to communicate, which is why I try to establish my platform with my show Noir. I can't remember. on what we talked about

37:55 and then took her Well, they probably mention me, but it's not really that. That's a long time. The level of detail that they went into within that monologue lets me know they watched everything on that platform. How so? John Oliver's not white. Irish? Is John Oliver white? What did you think he was? Damn, you're right. I'm not negative against John Oliver.

40:38 And, you know, but it's funny. the disingenuous narrative from the nra while ignoring the disingenuous narrative from the NRA while ignoring the disingenuous narrative from the anti-gun advocates. like this redneck hee-haw type character pretty easy to find dummies on the other side as well too for sure yeah but you wouldn't be looking Okay. He understands the influence it wields.

43:02 So where does the NRA get its power from? Which is me and who so happens to be black. He's got a team of writers. And they have clips that they show and then they mock the clips. I agree with you. Yeah. a giant percentage. Here's the problem, though. Well, what is the evidence that they point to? But we can't undermine how influential that show is at crafting people's thoughts about particular issues and ideologies within this country.

45:59 He's a funny dude. You're very combative. It's a tough job, that John Oliver guy. being a comedian, stand-up? For us. So it's easier, right? I can do little stuff when you walk into the range. You just walk up. I'll blow a fucking hole in the side. There were two times in my life where I felt vehemently insecure. Same thing. Fucking dead on and hilarious.

48:45 Oh, the Lions. That is true, man. crazy people with guns that have jacked up trucks that are driving too fast. Texas houses the most exaggerated form of it. It's smaller. It's the craziest fucking statistic I've ever heard in my life. They're beautiful, man. I don't think you're allowed to just feed them animals. You did say we only have three pages of law, so.

51:04 Right. Yeah, three gun. You got to clear the course as fast as possible. I was there. but I was there one day when he was training. Interesting. it was a good thing you got to realize he's the matrix guy yeah that's some over the top fame he because he's figured out a way to just sort of disappear in plain sight and then even if you talk to him he's

54:01 Right? Right. Like, so I started, I actually started staying away from certain places because I knew I had a gun on me. than to need it and not to have it? Always. Yeah. I wasn't always like that. No. There may be other times where I won't. there's a mass shooting or something immediately people want to blame gun owners or people that want to protect gun owners and specifically NRA members.

57:46 Yeah, because you've got to think about it. Exactly. And so most people will, when they can't descend, like, I don't think Wayne LaPierre has a Twitter page. He's more normal than you realize. name it. like why would you not that'd be the end of violence i'm like not really it's also the end I'm like, well, then why don't you give me the guns that the government has then?

1:00:30 that button, I would say yes. And then when people there's no reason to carry a knife. And here's the funny thing about that, too. But it's also, all of this stuff, We should be looking at from the root to the fully grown like what is I value it. Because when I talk to women about firearm ownership, right? and I feel like I agree with you. I'd be It's not a part of the discussions.

1:03:30 Yeah, and then someone will talk about, well, you know, Australia, they had one mass shooting in the 1990s. That's what people don't want to talk about. They made it mandatory. They're looking for easy victims, easy targets. Are you it's a it's an it's incredibly moronic sure this two chances are you've gone through life right now conversation is what makes a person

1:05:29 But even then, I can only use one gun at a time. No, the idea is like access. about it too um but if you if we had no violence in this country if something happened human beings Yeah. So when I got into guns, so my dream was to go to the NBA when I was younger. Right. P-E-W-P-E-W. because I mean we do that as a kid They also understand that we live in a world where not everybody's good.

1:09:03 people yeah but they but i mean when the guy kills 86 people in Nice with a truck. Which is why I have another hashtag that I call still waiting. Right? We maybe have a culture that facilitates this or, you know, we have a situation where there are people who do flip between the cracks and no one pays attention to them. raising a young man, right? So she was unnecessarily hard on me. My mom has zero tolerance for my

1:11:24 i mean there were kids that were worried about him Right. out that you saw that were doing well while you were struggling there's that but man but the world and just shoot people? Like as. It's a harder question for me to ask than to come up with ways of why we don't need gun control. So when I think about what can we do to stop different types of shooting, for instance, let's start with the type of shootings that happen the most.

1:14:11 Right. from South Side Chicago that they had in that area. Right. I went to schools where my teachers cared. So now I'm on the streets being led by people who grew up in the exact Right. to take his stuff, but because he's trying to take mine. I'm not saying going in and just hand out stuff, to get the guns off the streets? to mass shootings and school shootings, we wouldn't have to worry about the guns because

1:18:08 I got lucky. How is that? just not enough i mean the the money's going into the areas where people are wealthy and that's what I agree with you there. Mass shootings. All right. So get rid of. Yeah, absolutely. So now let's talk about mass shootings. Mass shootings. If the guns were the problems, we would have a mass shooting at every gun show every single day.

1:20:41 entertaining the fact that maybe that is the case? Right. But do you think that like school shootings, for example, do you think that these teachers being armed would be the answer? No one is more anti-gun than Hollywood. liberal Well, they're also insulated and protected. She's the biggest hypocrite on that, right? Steve Harvey had her on Family Feud.

1:22:46 Oh, absolutely. That's unfortunate, but there's nothing we can do about that. I don't think it's – I don't know the woman. people who we pay to to carry guns right i don't need to carry them therefore you don't either protect me at a given notice. If I could afford it, go out and do the exact same thing I would do if I didn't have a gun. Oh, my God.

1:24:45 you start to hit diminishing returns where it starts to be like it starts to take away from Man, it's such a beautiful sport. And I'm like, holy crap. They're like computer dorks, and they'll kill you with their legs. The best jiu-jitsu is weak man's jiu-jitsu. But perfect technique is where it's at. Why? I used to. You know they're not going to let me get away with wearing a fanny pack.

1:27:50 Would you never wear this? They rip them open. I do have a knife. But if you carry it. Writing, working, yeah. Right. What do you, like, what kind of stuff do you write? I script pretty much, if I can bring them back. Because I'm constantly working. Writing, working, yeah. All the videos I do, I write them. You don't? I do a little bit. Yeah, it's real recent, right?

1:29:37 And how does that work in terms of like do they pick certain videos that are just not eligible for monetization? Because I started noticing. They do it on Twitter. You know what I'm talking about? There's going to be some people that – but they get stuck in these groupthink environments like Google or wherever the fuck it is, and they can't speak out.

1:31:36 I never send dick pics. I get it all the time. Yeah. but then now they're it isn't And then I went back and put them back up. Yeah, he deleted it for a couple days or hours or whatever. And they just yank them. Well, no one seems to care until it comes I mean, it's pretty much what I'm dealing with right now. Right. crap right i could just toss a video together and just throw it out there but it's just too much

1:35:37 They are, but I know people over at YouTube. he's a troublemaker. a good argument for this. No answer to that. or you know I mean this is this Like, I get the benefit. Yeah. Well, no, here's the thing. If you have a movie theater or something like that? Okay, say if you have a gun-free zone and you have a movie theater and you put the metal detectors on, the only way to enforce that is to have guns.

1:38:53 to go into strip clubs where i am when i go to strip club i get patted down there's a guard there this is a gun-free zone. So, for instance, like in Dallas, right, where I live, do you have to do when you go to a courthouse you go through metal what's the one thing that they all have metal detectors huh what's the one thing that they all have? Metal detectors.

1:41:32 theaters i think there's just a concert there's a different dynamic involved you know what i mean So you have a situation in the suburban areas where economically speaking, they're good. Right. So there's not really an It's almost kind of like this perverted distraction from wanting to mass shoot a place up when you have to deal with violence on an ongoing basis every single day of your life.

1:43:18 Cool. and got us a license for concealed carry Right. would ever find yourself in a situation where you'd want a gun i mean after that happened i just i was It's also whether or not you can keep your shit together while someone's shooting. animals they panic a big fucking moose walks in and you you might hit that moose in the dick Sunday night, everybody's wasted.

1:46:15 and say, someone's shooting. Eyewitness testimony is dog shit, man. It does happen. If you're not going to do that, eliminate them. because I won't touch this stuff. Oh, believe me. because I know Rhonda Patrick was discussing it. And this is not to dismiss the people that are depressed, because I know people that are depressed, and it's a horrible thing.

1:49:21 Yeah. The study should put to rest the practice of starting SSRIs in depressed patients with heart failure in an attempt to affect CVD outcomes. I'm down when I'm going through things because if because my my response to it Yeah. Might have something to say about that. Nope. Well, this is the first one because it's not allowed in California. Like, it's just their list of guns.

1:52:46 If you want to pull it up, Let's see. There we go. It's not coming up. Name of the gun is The Advocate. Capacity problems. Yeah, that's about it. Type in The Advocate the folks ask your leaders in california but what are they saying is wrong with it, like specifically? I don't think that's the basis. Well, that's a weird gun. But to be honest with you, if they did, I'd want that gun.

1:56:07 And if there was, people would have figured it out. I just will have a shit ton of more respect for your position if it's from a position of education. And so it's like you're going to push policy on something that you don't know anything If at the end of the day, I take you shooting, I tell you the stats, I tell you about how It's a staggering number.

1:58:01 I like how you're doing that weird voice when you say it. Okay. And I've done it on my show. Yes. tell they didn't know much. We'll have him. trying to take away their rights they're enthusiasts they love guns and I don't What are you doing? We shot recurves. I'm going to start opening girls at the bar with that, I did archery at camp. When I was in the Boy Scouts, we shot bows. We shot recurls.

2:00:57 I mean, I think we talked about it. were going to come to an answer, but to educate. You expressed yourself. But thank you, brother. We'll be back very shortly.