Joe Rogan Experience #1111 — Abby Martin Transcript

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0:00 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Yeah, but what, so what's the difference between this one? Is this a civil suit or is this? I mean, he's. I think in the 60s, it was a normal thing to drug people. If you just go back a couple of hundred years, like I'm watching show vikings it's a great show by the way i don't ago, that's Bill Cosby's era. thinking about all the times that they did it that is horrifying it's fucking scary especially

3:02 out of every public forum. There's a lot of those out there there's a lot of a lot of creepy humans in this world you know i just i everybody knows it's not a lie like what are you gonna do well he's not freaking out he's acting everything that was going on and all the other stuff. I mean, in a sense it's good, but to see what these people are really doing.

4:44 I think that's why they wanted to be president in the first place, so they could just internet was created, essentially it was like man? Oh, yeah. Scooter Libby. Yeah. Yeah. I don't understand that. It was just him basically just Yeah, I think that's— Your set was because, obviously, we're in strange times. I might just keep that. I don't know. I haven't decided yet. The tour I was calling Strange Times because, you know, obviously we're in strange times.

7:15 But I guess for comedians, it's probably not easy because it's so satirical. whether it's Trump or Obama. where you see the two of them back to back. And she's a deceptive person. She's clearly a liar. outing Trump. I think that the real problem, look, the deep state is the military industrial complex. The left has no fucking power in this country.

10:13 that the media is liberal in general. I think that, you know, TV culture aside, news is not, the left is what's really wrong with this country. There's no power. We don't have any power. Yeah. Like, Abby Martin, she's a tool of the Russians. That shit went away. mutually assured destruction is probably And also, if you really believe you've been fucked over by the great Satan, all that stuff scares the shit out of me because most people are blissfully

12:48 the people that we kill with drones and we just killed the bride at a fucking Was there someone in the wedding party they were trying to get or was it a mistake? radicals. You create people that are hell bent on revenge because of that. That's the real hardcore no matter who's in office. Yeah, it doesn't matter who's in office. If you look at like Okay.

15:01 They love this. Where Kanye is on Wait look at Ellen But do you want more? Okay, I'm with you. Picasso. That he was going to be the next president look, she's got to say whatever she can. well there's a huge vacuum to be filled like that changes who can be president it That's insane. next time I'm bringing the tequila to your house. and the king of saudi arabia somehow this is cool you know but bashar al-assad is a monster yet the

19:32 But I mean, I think that it was just to consolidate power They can, right? uh of a bunch of people and it was a it was like a form letter um talking about how you're a liar on people who speak out against the crimes of Israel. Israeli government. It's And this is really all they have left because the tide is turning, man. Otherwise, they'll be shot. So there's like Israeli guard posts surrounding this place.

23:12 And we love to have that beachhead in the Middle East. it's more strategic than that. I really do. And so for the Palestinians, so the Palestinians that And Israel controls their water, the passageways, everything. And how much time did you spend when you were there? Yeah. They're like, this is the best show in town. So to stand with us, that organization.

26:26 Why are they doing this? And what these people are asking is very simple. Not to mention the fact that Gaza is an open air prison. So within Israel proper, there's apartheid too. Gaza to bring wheelchairs because they don't allow wheelchairs in. That can be construed as a weapon, deliberate. But the way that the media plays around and uses this passive voice is just nuts.

30:05 And ever since the inception of Israel to today, we need to expel them and take their places. So it was never a land without a people and a people I mean, there's so many things that people can check out. You have different ID cards. and you're so indoctrinated from an early age to basically hate these people and think of them as the other. Well, I didn't even know what Palestine was until I was 18 years old.

32:48 good too okay so so yeah start playing here um so i this is the thing and also the stand with us A lot of people are sympathizing with the Palestinian plight. Shouldn't marry Arabs. Why do you feel strongly about that? Do you have anything to say to the Jews? We don't have to live together and everything will be just fine. Come on, tell me the words, I don't know.

36:03 This is insane. The only way is just to stop it completely. And now it's just turned into a fascist supremacist state where Netanyahu reflects the true face of Israel, just like Trump reflects the true face of this country. boycott. And that's what Stephen Hawking was all about. He boycotted scientific conferences in And that really gives you an insight.

38:39 attacks and see how many are against soldiers, like how many stabbing attacks are against Right, but I'm saying everyone identifies with that because they have to do military totally yep yeah that's the the Israeli soldiers that died were American because that's what colonial, that's what But I remember a lot where I was like, why are so many Americans going over there, 17 year olds and joining the IDF?

40:25 Like it's such a tribal thing. That's why it's so sad that so many Palestinians can't ever go to Jerusalem, which is one of You don't have a life. Not true. I was driving around in settler plates in a car that looked like I was a colonial settler. Well, we've been friends for a long time. and maybe they haven't experienced what you've experienced. Well, not maybe.

43:14 That is Nazi Germany. movie, The Wind That Shakes the Barleys. Holy shit. No, I haven't. I mean, it's just nuts, bombing this is what they did. like how it grew into a religious conflict You can't cage people. going on, if you were born, I mean, pick a spot where there's a conflict. You've got to be able The way we stay alive is anybody who's outside of us.

47:21 how crazy is that? That's it. Oh, I didn't know. We killed 20% of their population. He's crazy. I was reading an article today about how their nuclear President Moon of South Korea and Kim Jong-un and now Trump is forced to jump on board. And Well, for the first couple of decades, South Korea was ruled by dictators also who were just as crazy. No. plastic surgery over there that it's extremely common for these women

51:02 That girl still looks Asian. their eyes before after yay look that's so much more eyelashes well i wonder what was going on And that's literally why white people exist. And then that gets us tribal again. Their hands are less likely to get cold. I mean, this is because their bodies have adapted. What do you mean? I mean, it's just nuts. Yeah, for sure.

55:12 The Disney one? Oh, my God. Seems normal. Can you pause that, Jamie? video, it's difficult to see how shitty Why is Trump's family so inbred But either way, good or bad, this is Look at the Obama one. Turn it off. Malleable humans. We just elected someone who basically got famous politically because he said Obama was Because this just shows how tribal and crazy people get.

58:14 these i forget what they the way they described the program but they had a bunch of outdated You could put ice in them and go to the desert, and five days later, you have ice in that cooler. So people start blowing up their Yeti coolers. Steven Paddock had a bunch of that shit in his car. What is that shit? Or what is that stuff? Not thermite. What's that explosive shit? I know exactly what you're talking about. You know what I'm talking about? Steven Paddock had a bunch of that shit in his car.

59:34 Look at this. And, you know, they start at like 300 bucks. There's a great quote in this article that sort of highlights how fucking preposterous this all is it's You know you made a big mistake, and now you're paying for it. people are just looking for a fight. Let's get the camera ready. Yeah, but now this also is really fascinating. All these alt-right.

1:02:37 Well, that's Sean Hannity. Look at these people. Only tap like if you have Join the herd. There's a great quote in that. The whole shit is exactly as stupid as it seems. If you're using it for what you're using it for, that's different. If you go hunting or camping, you can keep ice in that thing for five fucking days. God bless you, Patrick, for that dumb as rocks quote.

1:04:36 Let's talk about that other thing. ago he was also like i'm so attractive why don't you guys want to have sex with me? It's like, look, it doesn't matter what you look like. This is the whole Reddit place. Because people are freaking out. It's fucking hard out there for a pimp. Well, you want a girlfriend? Some people are just socially fucked up. Not really though.

1:07:01 Well, you know, I know that, yeah. blow up in our face been there's multiple the fact that Trump is our president. They can't accept that he won democratically. Did they cut off his internet? It was dropped. He is going to prosecute him, It gets crazier and crazier. what is that? I think that he's trolling, at all these quotes. Yeah. It tells you the inner heart.

1:10:22 It's been amazing. Well, why wouldn't he? That's what she accused him of. I think that's what they called it surprise sex. Is that a new term? Just like insult. I think that's what they called it. Yeah, it's insane. Sessions, DeVos, Pence, Pompeo. It talks about the rapture all the time. Oh, dude. Sessions, DeVos, Pence. Pence, yeah. What is Giuliani going to do?

1:12:33 were way too crazy to even be taken seriously during like the bush administration i mean they he's meeting with Mueller to see Look at me. He was talking about it. That was the craziest thing ever. Oh, God. She's like just doing her biology stuff in the lab. trying to hold her hands. She's like, nope. Cooper was like, did you want to have sex with Trump?

1:15:04 of keeping it together through all this i mean it's gotta out and going crazy. Well, she's just kind of keeping it together through all this. I think it's an arrangement just like him and Stormy Daniels that she wanted a job in I think you're like, oh, because from Get Out. Mayweather? Halloween. What are you doing? I'm having Whoa, look at that. Dude, there's a hilarious photo of him sitting in the middle of just this huge empty room

1:17:08 There's like a bench at the end of this weird ass hole. What the fuck? Can you give this thing lipo? Like, what is this? allow K-U-W-K They've been waiting. He's like, I love you. I'd be like, you're the best at everything. hairpiece you can't that hairpiece is fragile you can't so dude last time i was on i was just about It was basically fascist mobs tried to lynch us

1:20:02 where it just depends on who you talk to. So what is Vice doing over there? BFF, dude. The COO of Vice was The line. Even other lefties. But check out A Very Heavy Agenda. It's the best show on Vice. Oh yeah. I haven't watched it. He smoked, like, how many joints? We're like, how does he keep going? everything out i think they've gotten you know they were this radical sort of like upstart where people hadn't heard of them before and they were doing wild shit.

1:22:43 That's all great. bias, you have your own ethnocentric lens about world issues. So it bleeds over into those all the time as another country that needs to be taken out It doesn't matter if you hate him or love him. There's a lot of people that have questions about the Syria shit. and there's very contradictory narratives. He had the big press conference.

1:25:37 where you're like let's fucking preemptively bomb them and kill their families and torture their Iraq war propagandists or generals or defense contractor CEOs, and they're all just like, They know the limitations of the debate. Robbie Martin, at Fluorescent Gray on Twitter. for military expenses. I mean, every issue, domestic and internationally, it's all shaped.

1:28:46 Because, yeah. to dilute the narrative and call everyone I think part of the problem is the narrative gets so diluted. pedophiles that there really have been involved in human trafficking or child slavery, which is a real thing. for? Or Sandusky or I think it was more than a hundred. He, oh, now he's in jail. and there's too many things to pay attention to.

1:31:16 shit's nuts too do you know i saw that was great what that fucking tom cruise movie that made like a year ago and he would drop them off murdered and their bodies were put on train tracks. This is a big part of the movie. Now, how much of the film is bullshit and how much of it is real? But now Colombia is a different animal. i can't do this anymore too many people are dying like this is what really happened watch waco too

1:33:55 video of it. Right. You can watch the video It's sort of weird, but not the guys up in Oregon that were trying to mooch off public Like, I've heard he was explaining we don't care about native american monuments we just care about confederate monuments we don't That's a really good point. Yeah. That's crazy. But the thing is Changed the fucking... He's way more horrific than anything that happened during the Civil War.

1:37:03 We should do something with it, though. In the 1960s, they constructed these homages to the 1800s when slavery was legal. the history of this country. We've got to put it of when it was constructed Totally. Yeah. Oh, well, that people, absolved from all the world has ever known. creepy she is, regardless of all the crazy shit that she's done, regardless of her history,

1:40:12 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, the black person, the woman— slap pink shit on We really are. I really do think that. Fucking Ted Cruz to win? Says his dad killed JFK. But there's a lot of things that he does that I wish he wasn't the president. If he wasn't in fucking power. I mean, I think- I don't think he wants to be incredibly entertaining if he wasn't the leader of the free world. Right, if he wasn't in fucking power.

1:41:59 I'm catching radiation sickness just from being on the outside. They're going to do the same thing. His head just keeps sinking further and further down. You can't say that. How can you say, I'm going to guarantee every American a job? Well, I guaranteed everyone a job, so you get a job too. That's a fucking insane thing to say. I guarantee a job for everybody.

1:43:58 Where's he? Yeah. Great job. Yeah, she would have just shot everybody. Like, who are you? I'd be like, wow, that guy just lost his, Fuck is at least 50 but it's not quite the same Pick your pants up. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. And chastised me on the phone for being too dirty on stage. Oh, my God. I live in Massachusetts with my wife Camille and my five children.

1:49:09 I do not handle the money in the house. it is a long bit. do the people laugh? Meanwhile Was probably raping somebody Whoopi Goldberg and she came out talking about her vagina is so dry that she has sand coming out of it. Yeah. She was just like, now I'm going to open it up. get in a fight with? John McCain still alive? He's a plant in his brain Hasselbeck chick, she was like the

1:51:43 lady is a tough market. It's a good market. Yep. Oh, yeah. Hot, blonde, mean, conservative ladies. A tough market. They love it. She's trying to rebrand uh, You know what? So Jane Fonda shut her down Megyn Kelly started talking shit Shit. to a puke bucket almost thinking that she would have to cancel the debate basically alluding to If he really did do this, then eh.

1:54:19 So I'm like, where's the thing? The perjury trap like Bill Clinton, unless he says some shit on the stand. What do you mean? Yeah. It's true. Where is it? It, you're like, where is the proof? It's strange. gets indicted for something, man. He's like, hey, Jared Kutner. He reminds me of Isn't that weird? When my father-in-law And he wants the fucker, right?

1:56:31 I want to hear his voice. Hold up. I was like, oh really? Interesting. Like paraffin wax. Probably gets a little facial every day. Yeah, I've seen photos of her. Oh, they have a bunch. I think they just had Just kidding. Holla to playa! You can't bang your kid, but you can bang someone who looks like him. Oh, Jesus. he was almost going to do it. And he was sitting there and yeah. That's heavy. Yeah. But like,

1:59:30 And with him, honestly, the thing that scares me is not that. because Trump fucked them over. And it's an issue of character and morals and ethics that is, to me, way more important than who he decides to have sex I mean, it looks like a slumlord. how the fuck can you pay attention to all that? But it probably trickles down Did you see what he said today?

2:02:05 Shit. Like, what happens here? Where is it? I mean, all we see trolls are spreading NRA shit online to try to foment discontent in this country, or Russian trolls You know, Iran and Syria are the stepping stones basically ultimately to China and Russia. And they also manufacture network equipment. Huawei makes some really good cell phones, This is where it gets really weird, the compliance of the media.

2:05:34 and extract data and use this as a spying device. These guys would be able to see it. There might be a concerted effort. I mean, it takes like nighttime, a photo. But the tech guys are going, you're out of your fucking mind. I don't write a message. sent me a tweet yesterday that It was a YouTube suggested. That's just out there. So people have blocked the camera with tape, but they're not blocking the microphone.

2:08:43 You heard about that, right? to set up honeypots with prostitutes, yeah and this is yeah this is this is backed by billionaire robert mercer the same guy who's I always think, yeah, well, we're all focused on Russian trolls, 14 Russian trolls in St. who is he working for? Right, Incel. Do you ever want to like not concentrate? just. It's about the greater good.

2:12:05 and how we can use it to learn and prevent similar atrocities from continuing. But is the Empire Files that? Is it through Telesur? work if they're interested in your work. way that the world works because media is not a sustainable business if you want it to be holding power to account. But it seems like that's not the worst And yeah, it's tough. You're out there in the war zones.

2:15:00 Well, see you later. What's in this? Shut the fuck up and drink it if you want Analytica, some fucking honey pot. They're going to give him a cup of coffee from a strange man. What's in this? where I might, someone's got to keep doing that part well i would suggest you stay offline for a couple weeks after this one just I remember that.