Joe Rogan Experience #1116 — Steven Tyler Transcript

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0:00 Four, three, two, one, boom. Yeah. Your skin looks amazing. Because you're walking with the dogs. Well, I don't know. I don't. Jesus Christ. and it went, It's fun. I'm just like that. and three daughters. of kids too. three daughters. And I love it. I'm not like I just remember things. Okay, cuz I difference there's a difference between There's a difference between being smart and just remembering a lot of shit.

3:16 Can you figure things out that other people can't figure out? that's why I watched your show and I watched the beginning right before you walked out on stage the triggered and Yeah. But I just thought I would read you a timeline. Drove to San Diego. Jazz Fest in but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm New Orleans and that happened in the Katy Perry, and I rode your roller coaster yesterday.

5:38 The rockin' roller coaster. It's pretty dope. So then I went over to the animal kingdom to visit some of my old girlfriends. The one when you get on the bike and you're flying on the dragon in virtual reality. I got fucked up with Did you get Avatar depression? No, not Sigourney. Okay, then we back in we flew right to New York City after the show And that was it.

8:06 Or the Bronx. Or the Bronx. And right where you were born I said that, redundancy. Flew to Muscle Shoals right after that I went right to Rick Hall's place, who passed away like three months ago, and his son. With Percy Sledge demo. I welled up three times there. Did you see that documentary? Yeah. Try to find the positivity So do you think it is because all those talented people performed there

11:16 You feel it in the carpet. It's not real. I think it's just one of those. But I'm pretty sure that's not real. You used to do all kinds of crazy shit. on everybody's door to get some blow. All I got to do is close my eyes and go back in time for a second. Roots Rock Reggae. they start rolling and I'm listening. I got, I got everything turned up and I hear Bob

14:28 goosebumps and you just feel it inside of you. that it just gets abused? I think it's not false. false exactly it makes you say things you wish you didn't then like you said in that in your last that last documentary just joking you are farthest from You might as well just stick this in your arm. Actually, it's probably not like what I make in the morning is like Kona coffee.

16:30 and gonna spew some shit we did over now the stones right that was that day marvin gay i'm in this room with all this tape so for comedians yeah that's cool And when you have them on and making out with her. It's akin to being drunk and sucking face with a girl making out with well said That's good, too. Entertainment Tonight. Yes. Yeah, I miss... Because when I get that way, my kids don't talk to me.

19:43 Right. that I call up all the time and go, I want to get so fucked up right now. They'll just say, what else is new? don't continue your aftercare by going to a couple meetings every now and then you're going to wind To this day, I listen to that song at least once every couple months. with some money and said bring me back some countries you think and by the way he wasn't

21:58 Okay. it's like maybe too long box you squeeze with your fingers and play it yeah And when I left there, a guy comes over and says, And I got to So what were you doing there? fucked up that's the bad thing. If you're taking drugs and you're fucked up, you're fucked up. With the best of them, I got high. Think about that one. Yeah. Think you, God. It's pretty amazing. Thank you, God. Thank you, God. Think about that one.

25:27 But he didn't tell you how but as I see it, And so we decided to move down to Boston, but all in an apartment because I thought, I knew why those bands didn't make it, but I knew in my heart that if I had a bro in a band, like a Mick and a Keith, like the Kinks, Dave and Ray, any of those bands, it was two guys that were really tight. we'd get so schwacked.

26:41 what do you say? Remember, this was 71. like, sweet do you ever write some of your routines room until we do, or until we can't stay in each other's smell. And we would leave in I remember we used to go up to, first of all, then you get 60s was weed, right? getting looked at and getting made fun of and called you know lippo and lippowania and and Isn't it funny?

30:20 69 was Woodstock. There's no pictures of it. But I remember walking down this path. but when I was at Woodstock And then another giant and some other guy walks over, and he's going... Later on to become, I was the drummer for Aerosmith in the beginning. So every year of my life when I was born in fucking 1948, And I have no concept of time. went up in sonica he drove by in his MG and his glasses with white tape

34:11 It was a Joe Perry project. but, carve that shit out, if we can live together, Yeah. I know that feeling yeah yeah so Oh, well, he had a fucking 12-inch cock. But they have to see it first to know. right above New Beach, Little Beach and Big Beach. He's with Bob Rock. when you get your shit you're good. So- Your vocal Right But that was my point Yeah, they got a new song, each band.

37:55 these fuckers get behind it and... Done. That's how easy it is. I've taken, like, what did I do that on? When I say that You know pink That whole album was, I wrote everything at night. Only put 14 on an album hello your new skit you write them through you come back and if you want to you hit on three fucking incredible things. You write them through.

40:17 You know how to make that, I sang that verse. to your voice that if you fucked with that and digitized it, you'd lose all of it. excellence and what's wrong with America right now is everybody's trying to look for that perfection so I'm watching Janis Joplin Me and Bobby McGee. Come on with a fat bag of Coke. I appreciate it. When do they give you morphine?

42:57 Exactly. You know what I mean? But a lot of people, i'm in pain so what's the best thing to do I'd get on the treadmill in the morning, you know, stoned with you but he's when I get text messages from him like holy shit I You know? people have said, This is the kind of music a pump, a nickel soup, That was Nat singing his best shit. Joe Perry and I were sitting around smoking a Big Fatty,

47:04 Well, we all live in a soul around And you And we would create this music. and I grew up in the Bronx, I love your names, Joe. You know, he's my bro. Did you, after you heard it, and you listened to people talking about it, and then listening to the music we listened to, It's 61. and there ain't no meaning i got to love you like i do last time baby whoops right

50:10 Tom Hamilton. Same feeling. second album sounds a little bit more raunchy, because we ran out of songs I don't play guitar. Joe certainly lit mine. Tom Hamilton in his outtakes, as he called them, sweet emotion. no no what I'm saying now I was just, you know, skinny mini and just trying to, there was no MTV. it oh 50 of all of our publishing thanks pal and words like in perpetuity he's fucking managers

53:15 All managers loved it when their bands were fucked up. Yeah. What's your name again, young one? Jamie. so get five guys together. to love what these guys do and then write songs. He's a fucking, Where's Amy? From Maui. That's got to be beautiful. How much do you think she makes a night? Well, with a band, we all get paid the same. But believe me. Nobody knew you as a human.

56:45 I thought that was the first thing. How long have you been on this for? You know, what us men need, Her ass. After the 30th, 40th one, you're sitting there doing this. You know what? He's a weird case isn't he don't know what the fuck they're doing they're the ones who uh they got me a couple times ago we were burnt. know there was i'd go time for a limerick and stop everybody everyone would stop i'd say something

1:00:41 And it was a good payday. Joe, keep in mind, when I'm alone by myself, I went. No, I didn't have one then. So you bought a house on Maui with the money from Idol. We lived in Marshfield, Massachusetts. I thought, is that where? Yeah. That's okay. I know. I couldn't sleep until 4. I mean, what a format. Yeah. Yeah. adding their direction. And this is my, the studio notes. We have notes. This is what we

1:05:00 40 years ago, you couldn't say ass on the radio. They're getting used to uncensored video. It's like the best way to describe what's going on in your head is use all the words. To manage me. And the other one uh didn't Rolls down. That manager story is a story that you hear. To manage a band? You just got to tell them what they want to play the game. If you read the book, it's easy. Yeah. To manage a band?

1:07:56 The hardest thing is to know direction, to look at people's feelings. You know, those Tonight Show ones. talking about what do you mean did i write lyrics what did you do last night the guys would give me What were you doing last night? went upstairs So I went upstairs, took a pencil, listened to the track like I did the night before that I wrote the lyrics,

1:10:03 The band went, yeah, right. Speed could get you. It's good. That's what it is. That's why I'm shaking. No. Yeah. Look at the fucking size of you. I wrote this, and I wrote you a little the less hair love ever, so. I don't care, but I love you No no You're into wrestling No. minor arthritis. How do you say it? Yeah. And they put it in my knee. I had a knee replacement. Oh, you had a replacement. I had that sucked out of my- Your hip bone? Hip bone. Yeah.

1:13:12 Well, it- Don't believe the doctors. Well, maybe not everybody. It's all Mine, it didn't work. 93, actually. Six years ago. So you need to get your right one done. Right knee, it's fine. Do you think they would say that? Are you sure that that's the only way to do it, though, if you talk to other doctors? They're able to do some shit now where they can fix things they've never been able to fix before.

1:15:55 Now he's 100 and he's walking around. that did my knee So pinches But there's other... Good, good, good. Yeah, they're doing all kinds of crazy shit now with stem cells. Well now that they're in a lot. They're allowing it. Yeah, there's a guy alive you know, Comedians. I love what's going on. hmm only music it's something no no it's something I got into in the last year

1:18:23 You want to fucking go break into these buildings and take a gun and shoot people. You know what it's all about? Then they pay you after they keep the interest. That's the kind of shit that no it's kind of shit that happens in a business so they buy the first three rows and willing to talk about it oh but but the deal here's the deal you know you know i'd love to

1:20:32 Once you got sober? that you drank well exercise right stuff No. your don't want to miss a thing came out right and i'm up in i'm up in i know we're jumping around And I'd put them where you throw the money when you go through a toll booth. You know, you just throw shit around. before Aerosmith? club thing. Who knows? But where the fuck were we? Is that what it is?

1:24:15 You don't remember, dude? Yeah, everywhere. There it is. but I'll meet people backstage and they, you know, like friendships and close ties with people that you know in your head. They lived in these small groups of people. 150, They went underground. Yeah, that's not... Okay, we can go back that far. periods of you know massive loss of life and you know cataclysms and comets passing by yeah um

1:26:33 What is it? No? I did this show for sci-fi called Joe Rogan Questions Everything. found fossilized bones these things and they they found teeth from an apothecary shop in china So tell me about, about aliens. you've seen that right it's possible that they love attention like if you had a chance to talk to them for a long period of time sit down with them for three

1:29:14 It's 100% likely that there's alien life out there. That movie's horseshit. No. And we're just the most advanced primate. which is the greatest mystery in the history of the fossil record. 100,000 years was the ice age? I mean, there's a lot of human beings that live all over the world aren't experiencing the Ice Age, and then humans thrived in Africa during parts of the Ice Age. I mean, there's a lot of human beings that live all over the world.

1:31:47 you learn from. And biologists, people that really understand the human genome. They really And the business is there's a bunch of people out there that want to know the answers. is the reincarnation of Edgar Cayce. And thought to be a fraud, most widely by scientists and skeptics. Well, I think there's also... Loudnum. Japanese, they never left the island.

1:33:43 No, absolutely not. That's my take. Look, I can't prove anything. Right. I never saw anything that wasn't there. that you're really not capable of accessing them. It's fun. I live with it. to biologists and how the apes stood up because they're but they do they have they have australia that are very similar to human beings, and they slowly became human beings.

1:36:12 That was in that book, Very recently. So there's been a bunch of different forms of humans. We are an ancient thing that slowly figured its way will is an actual thing. I mean, I've heard Sam the people that you've come Think about your behavior All that stuff has shaped who you are. Okay, so I would ask, who said this? But, you know, they'll put a stick in something and pull out shilajit.

1:39:14 And it's a long, long process. Here it is. observing behavior. I get you. again remember i just said i just repeat shit smart people figured out that's all i'm doing There's places, I saw movies of it, where you go into the mountain, you go back three But there's natural cave systems. The feeling in that room. And Rupert Sheldrake was the guy that I told you believed that, and he's a scientist and

1:41:57 Right. Not necessarily. So most of the memories accumulated in these individual areas were probably positive. Yeah. I'm sure they have I want to ask you who flashes money looking at that and she's beautiful blonde lawyer woman great woman very smart very intelligent Speaks over here Brandeis or somewhere But that you can't forget. I got beautiful kids. I go to sleep fucking with a smile on my face.

1:44:47 Well, today too, that's what's going on. of everything to do. which used to be all yours, right? of the games are there so you make 800 000 company gets it oh god that's different right isn't that a This fucking guy went to the digitals, said, you owe me $250,000 with proof. Right. How crazy is this? i don't know where it's going i got to talk to him but david israelite the president and ceo of

1:47:53 only can he complain but there's someone watching that goes no no you do in fact legally owe him You're going to be a part of something big. So little. The only thing- Check this out. I mean, you know, five years ago. You're on the ball. And, you know, it continues. thought i wrote those lyrics somehow him being a young black man with songs 50 years ago in new

1:50:23 And I said, that? Let me let me ask you because you never know when when napster came along i fucking hated that Like if you get caught with a BitTorrent account, you got a bunch of movies on there and you're letting people download them, you can get prosecuted. Yeah, but I think for sure the movie industry has gone after that. And then you get Apple Music and Spotify.

1:51:53 Faking streams and not paying people. That's when they really said, look, we've got to start, to still make it a big deal. Somebody, executives. When it was out for a bit, Mick Jagger and Martin Scorsese, they did a pretty good job. the squeaky parts or the nasty parts. But you hear that. that want to become lawyers and say, grand jury, They can bow out,

1:54:35 when we got sober, was right, You feeling like you was in? He snorted so much coke and speed. My guy, he's passed away since. It's not out there? No. Yeah, but you can't do that with murder. When he was arrested. He was very violent. That was very violent hit her a bunch It's okay. Fucking lawyers. So he never, you know, look at, come on. You tell me.

1:57:43 you said about McCain. That's the only thing that explains his tweeting and all that crazy shit that he says all the Yeah, fuck yeah. worked for his wife for him and just stuff i've been up been up to his little castle and um he calls me up and I said, Donald, you can't use Dream On. That's for causes, not campaigns. You know how this whole world's run by lawyers.

1:59:44 What the fuck are you saying, Donald? So I just tell you that he's not saying anything because he's being told what to do. What? I see how that, something good he's opening pandora's box for good or is he opening pandora's it's our choice If something makes you feel good to constantly be knocking people down and shitting on their grave, you're probably a terrible person.

2:01:46 I think the world is getting better overall. my managers. Yes. What a fucking slamming guy. We need. Well, the more, you know, the more stupid shit goes on like this, the more people are Yeah. overly optimistic at times, so don't listen you know, when it comes to streaming, So I fucking, Yeah We did You know what So the people Steven Tyler