Joe Rogan Experience #1117 — Tim Kennedy Transcript

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0:00 I What's that all about? And they're like, oh, man. And if you have a 13-year-old girl with a bunch of 18-year-old girls, you can see the 13-year-old get a little bit easier. and you're a cage side for almost all of mine in the UFC, He's so much fun. I was sitting there, and there's a of me like quizzically looking at him. Huh. He called the, I guess it was the guy's name, Tate.

4:10 fucked up. He said Yoel was oh it's a good thing to talk crap about yeah it was um so but that was a giant issue it was a 30 of the highest level of competition um mixed in with a life that i think has been very had his knee blown out in the first round. That's a couple weeks from now. Do you still get itchy? and then there's it doesn't matter the curve of the earth.

7:34 I don't, I don't know where I stand on that. Huge adrenaline spike. Is it really that long? Animals can take a couple steps in three seconds. of it you know you shot this elk at 800 yards and you know most people go 800 yards you tell they're going to be paying for the protection of habitats without hunting permits because the and he sits down so they're i think the responsibility always in all things should

11:33 I'm not going to have the most objective perspective. Out of 100, you know, if they're on a hunt. I wish it was 100. stuff where They'll hide the meat. There's always going to be people like that, unfortunately. and the animal, the elk that we were cooking, I mean, I saw it for a day as I walked this um, pounds from the hide the head and the meat for i don't know just i have 400 pounds of meat

15:04 Coke. So I've never done good Coke or bad Coke. So the contradiction would be like people who are animal rights lovers. I know. Yeah. It just crumbled. There's nothing to balance the wolves. Yeah. house, whatever. it was just fish in a barrel for these wolves. You're getting like the cows and the calves, the smaller elk the female elk and the babies they're

18:51 So right now we, um, Where is the middle ground where you can find, one, So I'm like, I have now pissed off 95% of people on social media because I'm trying to find middle Verbatim. I don't want to have a felon, an MS-13 guy, an illegal immigrant, somebody that's been dishonorably discharged from the military, to get their hands on a gun. it was the guy from um roger rabbit the guy that would hunt around with the gun but he didn't know

21:48 Even though, to me, that's just gun laws, and you go, this is not an anti-gun guy. apparently my what you consider gun control. going to eventually lead to someone taking your guns away. I mean, I do understand the death by Okay, now we're going to move them all into the same area. We were scared. And, you know, like I love dangerous freedom, but overnight we lost a ton

25:07 schizophrenia, you think that person should be allowed They can make up some story. I mean, this is what people are terrified of. do you get off that list? That's scary. Get on board. It's things where there's a left side and a right side. Well, the conversation with animals has to happen in the middle. You going to give them, you know, vasectomies?

27:20 It's pretty funky. when we're trying to curb the ever-growing population. somebody fucked it up along the way yeah they don't treat wild pigs in texas like you would Yeah. to wild pigs. guys that are coming to because it's sport fun i mean there's not there's not much fair game here I mean, imagine if these things were like now. Woo! Yep! Curb it. because they eat vegan food. Okay, you're not going to have

30:31 They break your everything. couple california ones they were fantastic yep my my dad you know he's in monterey county he uh he And so he and my mom, they sit on the porch and they watch the wild animals and the deer. podcast but he had a guy who is a wild pig wild pig eradication expert from missouri who works for They say, no, we want to get rid of all of them.

33:15 And they will just go there immediately and just track those things down and try to kill them. The flight, donating the food to the village, the trophy fee, It's like, what is it, 11%? on, and then try to bring back populations of these animals. Is it 11%? many wildlife species were disappearing or declining. The firearms and ammunition industry asked Congress to impose an excise tax. I mean, that is amazing. They asked Congress to impose

36:13 You can't even count. yeah well that's the conversation about africa too right that those animals when you let people Go to Africa. All of their animals disappeared in a year poached. It's hard for people to wrap their head around because it's so messy. And he's just overflowing with gluttony and just, and he's got a rifle and there's a dead lion there. And I'm like, okay, there's every, this is everything that's wrong

38:56 It's weird. to pay someone to go and shoot these lions. It's not good to look at that fat guy standing over a lion, in each district. And then they're going to issue six tags, because there's enough food to, It adds up. And they're not going to live forever in the wild. they walk down on the road They're everywhere. I get where those people are coming from.

41:55 There's new, and there's no one taking a step no, but they're never looking at it from anything new. I mean, Have you bled for it? So teach me, Joe, how do you bring people in to have a talk? They're not evil people. It's because there's a bunch of dead things. Everybody knows it, and they're grinding those fuckers up with earthworms and mice and gophers and chipmunks and anything else that gets stuck in those wheels.

45:01 That's just a fact. I mean, not if you are being real. If you don't want to eat animals, you're like, I'm just not into anything that's warm. last it's just not the best source of nutrients no well it was when she's pregnant and the doctor's Yeah. i sit in these things hours a day my back never bothers me i i really can't sit for very long I have like a seven year old brain, you know, that if, if, um,

48:14 set up a bunch of booby traps for them when they come in to do their like their final culmination when you're doing this? okay. Oof. And it's all the way into the flesh. Boring. Oh, he's unique. Is it legit? Like millions of dollars. They let one genetic test occur and the body with the bullet holes that they said was Hitler You have the Allies coming in, wrecking shop, dropping bombs, blowing everything up they can in every single which way.

52:38 This is hell on earth is Berlin, 1945. And a lot of Nazis did escape and go to South America. Right. the mid 30s. He's the president of Argentina. So the Red Cross, they were facilitating, I mean, these are the most disgusting, despicable humans to exist at the time. About Colonia Dignidad, which is, if you're listening right now, I almost warn you not to Google it.

56:18 But what you got in South America were isolated German-only communities. bavaria the bavarian village it is uh only german in the center of chile in the mountains of chile like you there's from the torturing that they did at colonia dignidad on a whole bunch of other high-ranking and you're like, oh, I'm gonna go to a soccer game Yeah. They came out of Bariloche.

59:41 It's a trip. A few hundred thousand descendants of Nazis. Wow. from you know when he was in the ss or when he was and it is the respect the And then they tell me the story You're dirty. trying to figure out, okay, how did we find bin Laden? I mean, fascists do not like communists. So. I saw him get off a boat. That's weird. and the pot the hatch opened and you know this these cars were sitting there and they're doing

1:04:51 Three years. Jesus Christ. That's a fact. meat on it it's like a tooth yeah okay and um but they wouldn't consent to it so then we tried to do They just don't want to. Yeah. I mean, that's how they caught the Golden State Killer, right? And again, if you go back to 1945, we needed scientists. there, he would hang the five slowest Jews in front of the rocket factory in Berlin just to

1:07:56 no, no, no, he was a scientist. It's like the war ends and they're not Nazis anymore. delivery system to drop bombs into israel and then ben-gurion started having these nazi scientists Wow. It's so amazing. But, I mean, there's German engineering in the 80s is fucking phenomenal. to a fucking 13-year-old, child trafficking, Yeah. and war medals and all this jazz.

1:11:07 trying to figure out what is the, the appropriate thing? What's the appropriate response? What am I, but she grew up there So he was able to get onto the compound. because one of his friends, when he was a Chilean kid grew up to be a police officer in a nearby, And I found those guys and I killed those guys. That was the, our little way in. And, uh, I was just going to go in and destroy that whole entire place.

1:14:26 every time that I was broken, God damn, I like you, They're not Jews. the cockroach Jews and, you know, stick soldering irons And then some guy who has this most beautiful response to it. Yeah. You know, Like, crazy. but he didn't really know it. They were paying him millions and millions of dollars to hold out who's who that's what the massad was doing yeah he was doing it with the intent of making the fourth right yeah rising the fourth reich so the massad did this

1:18:21 and they got all of this, really really the only experts in the world. about the nazi escapees that went to south america it's it's amazing how when this this I mean, obviously, there's not the same people, right? But that's a lot of damage. Yes. I can go in and sit down and have a meal in some places that they can't. Yeah. It's nightmares. didn't, we didn't understand.

1:21:59 I kind of just have to go along. What does it say, Jamie? Yeah. That's so strange. I know that guy on the left. me, Mike Simpson. He is a And he's our director of training for Sheepdog Response. So they thought that they could have all these little conversations with the stupid, hairy-handed Irish guy hosts from the tourism channel, and they could get away.

1:24:51 And so this is essentially Nazis and the ancestors of Nazis carrying on those practices in secret. with Nazi money. that land with that money. Chile has been in a tough position because of the amount of power that they have had there. So they know all the dirt about everybody. because they had so much dirt How does that all work while you're still intelligence,

1:28:06 I mean, if you could just go to a high school if you walk into a classroom, There's always going to be the best of the best that want to test themselves. to be eligible. that's one of the best indications. I mean, most people don't know. can pass what's a tape test. Um, like they're not so we measure their neck and their waist Not regular military, but special forces?

1:31:01 And then of that combat arms, we only pick the top 100. And then from there, they can get a degree. You know, you can't go to the military if your IQ is X number, depending on your job. For us to pick from. Thank God that war ended and that we're not dropping nuclear bombs on anybody because with the way people are living today. Really? So we had 10%.

1:34:33 You're looking at like 94, 98. Everybody's been like, but it's not cool to be a welder. You know, the focus has been wrong for a while. because our community motto is the quiet professionals And so thankfully they're smarter than me. But because of that, we now have a huge recruiting problem. That's where I heard about it. but that planted that seed, you know, and then nine 11 happens. I was like, I know where I'm

1:38:28 Another job that we don't have enough guys of. doing things that wait, you're going to jump off a Zodiac a mile from water. You're going to swim Because I've heard of it. of cell towers. I think we only do one military job in this first season. And I'm trying to highlight and we're like, was like four years. around them. He wakes up. Because he's amazing.

1:41:30 You did that? He's in a free fall. this guy was a combat pilot in You're pretty much driving It makes you stable. so you're doing it to recreate it in their honor we have i mean there are there there are to get our food, to get our oil. Let's see if it works. power lines and you think they're just staying up there no man there's somebody hanging off the side

1:45:48 Don't die, Tim. How long did you live on the iceberg for? Wim Hof and a bunch of guys from on it. he, But you were in there for 30? Yeah, and it took me four hours to get moving, to be able to move again. Tiger Woods is surging again. So an auto rotation is they still have a little bit of lift from just the friction of the blades hundreds and hundreds of stories of these guys crashing all the time so we just try to figure

1:49:48 and they could just smell that something and running at them and with They're one of the few animals. And the polar bear came up and was trying to bite through the box and figure out how to get him. So the thing comes up to him. So he's got this. in that box. Yeah, man. Oh, my God. It's a crazy animal. I definitely used that, and I think that saved me one time.

1:53:05 shake them the biggest ones go to the top right it's that's all that's happening is you're trying If I clicked it every minute on the bottom of the minute, Wow. Um, So I would have a little bit of air. Because you're weightless. And you wouldn't even know. Oh no, I gotta go that way. I mean... Can we stop now? I didn't – I mean, I almost only died three times in this first season.

1:56:41 Anyway's a good way. And is less pleasant. for the bull rider. go to the hospital and like is he have a punctured lung is that guy gonna live um this is that type because they're not really smart Yeah. The thing is you actually have to sell that body movement. they won't take it the next time they'll they'll you try to fake to the right, they'll already start going running to the left.

2:00:38 But the other part of you, the other part of your brain is knowing that that bull that's it that's it Just athleticism Yeah That I think And be like This is that guy's an idiot and everybody else is pretty. fucking meat vehicle it's it's it's the other things that um everything is but then they're on a platform that is in 10 12 foot waves that's slippery

2:04:03 Yeah. Let me check out Tim. You know? We were just pushing them back into the ocean alive. what's in that bucket. No, those are all alive. Oh, they're still alive. Yeah. those go back in the water. Oh, okay. And so what's in the bucket there? Well, not when they're belly up when they're white, I mean, I swear, my feet were all the way up at the top of that wall.

2:06:46 a we have a real problem with a disconnect from things like that disconnect from food disconnect That's why they're going to the grocery store and getting the thing that's on sale. While that might be a portion of the solution, Promise you're going to feel better after that. safer, it's making us weaker. weak we we can't even are we even allowed to say men there's some men out there there are some but

2:09:27 scouts you have to have just scouts is that what's going on now is that how they're doing it yeah Period. that are very beautifully separate equally for girls like can we teach and not have somebody ogle them and stare Yes, I did. The failure didn't happen by her team there One, because she's a girl. and felt the fury and pain of defeat She was surging.

2:13:23 and he feels that the corner did a big disservice to her have a certain amount of holes you can punch in your ticket and if she especially when you're Dos Anjos is a beast. If he says he wants out, like she said she wanted out. Joe McClellan was a beast. And you had some fucking amazing fights because of that attitude You know, I regret that to the day I die,

2:16:08 That's what I was already thinking about. And that's what makes you a stronger person. But I want that, that point where I'm going to fail to be so unattainable and so hard to reach And it's because my little group, Shane, Juan, myself, we are looking for that failure and it's getting so hard to find. I think only her and her corner are going to know that.

2:18:48 She agrees with her coaches. I would That would be less than ideal. before we leave this, is waterboarding. And there was a bunch of people that were saying that she shouldn't be because she advocated that we can communicate with people and have a discussion. I've seen it in South America. counter piracy. I remember people jumping to their deaths on nine 11 because they didn't want to get

2:22:20 then why did it work? And this is why. This is what nobody understands. because you believe in what's right and wrong. And that's a great and beautiful thing. I don't need to drive a nail through their hands. that are trying to do the best thing for the families. These people were the worst of our kind. You take them out of that opportunity So you could relax yourself and calm down and tolerate it to the point where you knew that you you would be okay

2:25:07 So that's not torture. If it's me doing something to somebody that makes them uncomfortable, is torture, I mean, me asking a pointed question at somebody in an interrogation room down at LAPD could be torture. You're I mean they called it enhanced interrogation techniques I mean, how could you do that? Right. and, and providing protection for our freedoms. And, um, I know those are cliche phrases that,

2:28:19 give them more money from the lobby or what's going to give them more clout for the next vote up and pull the, he couldn't have, he couldn't take it. He would pull the rag off his face. But I didn't. If she's like, hey, I want you to come onto my show. You're not in enemy soil. They don't kill soldiers on Rachel Maddow's show. We're talking about snatching these guys from their bomb making facility and whisking them to Abu Ghraib and pouring water on their face.

2:31:50 It's better. Yeah. Torture. If you're just going to say torture i'll take that torture every day because that's what that is a very powerful statement um i also feel that i'm pretty intimately familiar with torture and And when she did every single one of those things, they were authorized techniques. with what they have and what they're allowed to do.

2:34:37 making these videos of cutting journalists' heads off and sending them to their families. When that happened, there were hundreds of other plans to do similar things. uncompromising selflessness of heroes trying to protect americans now i don't man, Tim's loving being off USADA. I've looked the same since I was 19 years old. I have looked It's the same way.

2:37:15 But I think it's the same lack of thought. There is no other solution. They're just saying, don't torture people. Do you think part of the problem is the vast majority of the population will never truly understand combat? They'll never truly understand what people are capable of in the worst case scenario? Like, send people to Afghanistan for six months.

2:39:50 There are dark places. Yeah. some agreed upon period of time. Yeah. And it doesn't happen when you're young. I don't think, Their character, their soul, their bodies, their minds, all of it. Yeah, just being forced to understand that there's a lot of messy work that's required Yeah. You work all day. Yeah. everything I've ever had has been from something and it allows you to beat someone's brains in better and you walk away from a title

2:43:55 Sort of. I'm not rationalizing it. He doesn't look even remotely similar to what he used to look like. And Yoel said that when he was on the podcast, it's like regular people, regular people that you see at bus drivers jacked. He's Spanish, and then Joey translated it to English. But he said, if you go to Cuba, it's like regular people, regular people that you see, bus drivers, jacked.

2:45:27 Those are the ones they wanted. The Hector Lombard another physical example Vidor, he visibly and he was off the charts. testosterone of a 70 year old man and he's fighting in a cage for a living at a very high level i don't know the um i still think it comes down to hard work i think Very good call. He most certainly worked hard. comparison to the average person, you can

2:48:46 He's a giant dude. Yeah. Well, he's been clean his whole career. him? Or do you guys talk so much shit? But like... Why not, though? let's say we would drink a pint like we're never gonna be friends but i would totally sit down and We've got to get you out of here because I know you've got a fight to catch. a different kind of a fight it was a different kind of an audience and it was a it was a different

2:52:13 It came out. Alright, that's it. Bye, everybody. Thank you.