Joe Rogan Experience #1128 — Ryan Sickler Transcript

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0:00 five four three two one ryan sickler brought some baltimore work ethic i can't believe you got Hey, Joe Rogan. southern accent like it's not it's not like man i can't talk to this motherfucker right but it's That's a weird one, because it's a big city. It's a big city. My buddy owns a junkyard in the city, and I took Jay back when we were on tour. And also, for years, I said Washington, D.C., washer and dryer, because everyone there says it.

2:41 So I trained myself to get out of that. Everybody knows that accent. was like ew and then I got rid of it first time I heard I was 19 I did this thing I was on local Like, I'll go home for a week in the summer. Now. Like, what? you swallow your l's you say uh let me get a salad and uh belly belly what do you want to have Right. They just go here. They just say, fuck it.

5:04 This is my bar. Good luck with all that. Goddamn right. Different. someone will have salmon on the menu, or maybe No. Why aren't we embracing that? But he's pulling out largemouth and sending me pictures. not just throwing traps in the water we used to we had a trot line we used to run a trot line so this is if i could my father died when i was 16 i've

8:47 But he taught us how to do a homemade one. taking me back but so that was our boat that was our our little rig it's me and my two brothers Bull lips? It's just stank and nasty. Well, if you're going out over the summer, I'm saying, let's say you go crabbing 10 times And then that's your trot line. Or leeches. Without a commercial license? You'd pay good money for it at the store because you're getting the best.

12:06 put a little two by four across your oar holes drop your bolts in there that's your wood at the Wow. Crab. That's exactly where I'd be. But he goes, Oh, man. I mean, it was just crystal clear. Fishing, crabbing. city but we only lived there till my parents had my younger brother almost when we were four we We were in Denver at the end of 2016. There's some spots.

15:48 and if that dude charges us, I'm shoving him right into that fucking traffic. And I was like, yeah. What cameras? Even if you're leaning toward me the wrong way. What if he is? Not when you say shit like that. Yeah. you ever see a muska lunge-lunge? No. Dude. This place is gorgeous. Yeah, especially if you have light tackle. Do you need to be strapped in a chair for that thing?

18:23 That doesn't look like a muskie to me. time it was like a big thing for their food but they're worth so much money for uh Americans to Prehistoric giant animal. their upper body is exposed. Uh-uh. Pull ever seen a gar? Do you know what a gar looks like? These things live in Texas. Like, those scales, you have to cut through them with wire cutters. See if you, because I think they get into the hundreds of pounds.

21:20 Jesus Christ. 230 pounds That is so crazy. It tastes good. That's apparently the best way. Oh, he's feeding them a fish. Find out. Yeah, they've been around, I think, in the same form since before that meteor hit. fish they They bow hunt from you. And they use recurve bows Yeah, it takes forever. Big-ass fucking hooks. $40,000? Yeah. In Japan, huh? Yeah, $15,000 to as high as $40,000. It says. 40 grand. Those little ones like we just saw? I didn't say the size. It just says that the. 40 grand.

24:36 There was, in Maryland, this thing happened. Yeah, they take over, those snakeheads. You know what? Look at that. I caught a marlin once. Yeah. I think they go 1,000 pounds. Woo, that's a big fish. It's pretty fucking cool. gonna sell bait to everybody we're getting everything all these guys knew what they were He'd be like, look at that, guys. Cause the eyes were all,

27:53 that makes sense. Nice for you. you want you had a choice to either chum for shark or fish and he's like it's hours of me chumming Such a good time. It used to be people caught sharks and no one gave a fuck. There was a photo of, was it the governor of New York or the mayor of New York City? Yeah, I've had it in restaurants. Oh, I just saw this. Despite horrified sunbathers

30:13 that's a big fucking shark big shark well obviously i mean bit his pelvis off right where That's what scares the shit out of me about the water, man. You know what I mean? To go out like that. is that dove was in that place I know. I think he split it with Curt Schilling. It bothered him. Yeah, right. Pheasant or dove? That's it. Like, if eagles get so plentiful, they're like pigeons.

34:04 They're not letting us touch eagles. Just fucking everywhere. And they rehearse for a couple days before the actual event. I swear to fucking God, this is God's honest truth. I was like, holy shit. He, poof, gone.atched him gone beak in and out with claws That's golden eagles. They're the I told you about this one, this little fox. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

36:52 It's so ruthless. Just get a pair of bolt cutters for a face. They showed you how the mom would sit and the dad would go out and hunt. england had a raven a pet raven you know that british that little that it's like What? He was like, oh, shit, let me go start the car for you. And just turn those little keys and he would wait for her to get in. And it figured it out?

39:42 There's a great video, one of my favorite videos online, What the fuck do you think's in that bag? I mean, look at the look on her face. Everything about her looks weird. Hold it. like right next to each other, and they're like, meow, looking at each other. fucking with him. I'm going to fly back over here, and I'm going to fuck with this cat. And he's like, no, no, fuck you.

41:51 He's doing it on purpose. Oh, now it's happening. And this raven's like, you dumb hoes. That is a crazy fucking bird. But also solving they're as smart or smarter than chimpanzees ravens yes yeah i hear that's what i Like, look at this raven. dropping those rocks in there to try to raise the level of the water up how the fuck does he figure Light versus heavy.

44:09 We always define intelligence by how much can it manipulate its environment. Yeah, they can tell. I didn't know that. I think Austin has the largest migration. There's a bridge in downtown Austin. Fuck. Pull it back to the beginning. It is the largest urban bat colony in North America. this is our spot. So they just live in this Yeah, people could barely get on the subway together without stepping on toes and shit

47:28 It's a very controversial thing, but the idea behind it is that there's an electric frequency that all humans and animals, Grasshoppers under certain conditions become locusts. I don't know if I'd eat that. And my kids are like, ew, why do they have bugs? I'm like, they're not bad.'re like almost like a soy sauce tasting i was gonna say how how are they done it looks like they fried them like they fried these crickets but they're so

49:36 it makes them become a locust And my brother and I would go out and my dad was like, you can go out and play catch as So I throw a line drive at my brother's fucking face and that fucking bat, he's like, it went Did it think the ball was another bat? Yeah. this suit masks it and they've been able to show that with these uh devices like that measure

51:47 Because you can get right up next to these fish and fuck them up. It's hard to tell. I don't know what I'm seeing. It's interesting. like Under Armour actually has a really good pattern. at you they don't know what the fuck they're seeing so the idea is that this hex suit somehow And then you wave it with the hex suit on and it registers nothing. it's it's got to be inches apart inches yeah inches i mean there's these huge migrations of

54:55 It's weird. And their real concern is movement and outline. bears can smell a dead animal miles this guy's space one and the guy's like that's my space he's like it's not anybody's space it's fucking public street i can park here he's Well, it ended after the deer piss went in there. I was like, good God. they just smell it and they go fucking bananas and some people use that shit they'll put it on

57:59 And the deer doesn't know what the fuck you are. But it's got a very distinct smell. the wind's blowing east right but then a little bit of west a little bit of west they're like They just run. I'll just fuck around all night and sleep during the day. So we had deer whistles. but I had them on, Yeah. How weird is it? What kind of a strange system did nature come up with where it makes the girls horny and

1:01:42 hunt they hear a gunshot and they think it's a dinner bell. But when that gunfire, pa-pang, the bear hears that, he's like, guts and it's probably like you're probably going to be safe damn keyword probably probably yeah When you shoot an elk, it's an enormous animal. And they didn't know the bear had claimed it Jesus. That thing had momentum downhill coming at them?

1:04:27 I mean, you're talking, what, 1,800 pounds? It came to fight. And then, you know, it was fucking crazy. Fuck that. They're out in the woods hundreds of days a year. Like when you watch them fight each other and they're biting each other's faces and shaking each other back and forth, We have mountain lions, but I saw, I went hiking at Fryman here one time.

1:06:28 It stopped right. Choke. like look at that thing and they're like no it's. Yeah. I was like, look at that thing. And they're like, no, it's a bobcat. I was like, oh, I'm dead. Right up in their face I go no no no Look at this. Like, neither one of them is gangster. Lynx are weird. And it's like... That's what you did say to me my brother gave me a fear of fucking

1:09:45 it's weird that's the that's the weird thing but um he was like if he gets hurt do you feel it no Like, okay. And I see him and my brother. I look up on our deck, guard just the tiny ones i think they're called garter right yeah i think i i don't remember And she's like, you two can stay in the car and wait here if you want. I was always scared around him with that shit.

1:12:26 Yeah, they have so many pythons. You didn't know that? They were both dead. Inside, they found 70 or 80 eggs. This year? Yeah, they have python catching contests It's a deer that was inside. That's funny Trying to solve this problem I mean, they're capable of killing people for sure. It's 132 pounds, 17 feet long. The thing bit me in the hand. Right.

1:16:10 baptism God's got all the plans for me, children. growing up my friend's dad had a junkyard out in mount air it's called mount airy auto wrecking and there was one day where uh so we would have our own yard car we're driving where we we were in We don't know what the fuck this thing's doing. Took one to the head, and it down. Two. Two. Who's patient zero?

1:18:17 Like Al Capone, he got killed by syphilis. Like, they couldn't get him on anything, so they got him on tax evasion. Al Capone, bro. Well, I do it. noticeable yeah their hair fell their hair falls out. Like, if you had a lot of money, you'd get a big, crazy wig. For nearly two centuries, powdered wigs called perukes were all the rage. And so these dudes, Louis XIV was only 17 when his mop started thinning.

1:21:07 See what it says there? fucking sores and shit everywhere. when we were having a baby i thought about, how did people do this in the covered wagon? Like, fuck. breathe well i think i don't know they pull out quick and bring up yeah and it's in like a tank They're all curdled up in a fetal position. actually breathing. It's a fucking monster! Fuck, man.

1:24:01 they start breathing water, and they die. Joe Rogan taught me that. I did a hundred of them. They all Yeah. They're slamming this baby into the water. For babies in a pool Then they cut his dick. Slice and dice. No. because the rabbi has to suck the kid's dick to stop the bleeding. People have given the babies herpes and the kids have died from it.

1:26:29 Robert Baker estimates 229 deaths per year from circumcision in the United States. Unnecessary surgery that you're doing the fact they've done it forever and try to Yeah, he rolled his circumcised dick down to dry them. information. It says that... I mean, I... Yeah, man. It's unnecessary. Like, oh, we just thought it was ugly we had you cut cut yeah i mean i would

1:28:53 What, like the lip pull and the ear pull shit? It never really looks like... I can't get over And, you know, we're used to dry dick. know and all the risks that we know about where kids actually do get sick and die from it that's I go, what are you talking about? Nobody cares. And, you know, when we're hanging around the parking lot or something like that.

1:31:44 How come you didn't get cut? Yeah. When you were two days old. They were deep in the game. It's something that's paid for. And after he just experienced it all, he's like, okay, this is all horseshit. And then out of that, he was a wild motherfucker. He said this about the soul. and it can be like you just said become a wild man from that or the other way you remember when

1:35:23 the weird fucking shit going on up there and all the different synapses and neurons firing and one little, you know, rock that somebody throws at you, bonks you in the side of the head. the human brain and it's one of the most perplexing real similar circumstances The Inquisitor reports others who have suffered from the same change in voice had severe migraines.

1:36:57 but Caldwell is not alone in her struggle. First of all, that's not a Chinese accent. They're mean. Like, why? Did she get hit in the head? Oh, where's that? Pause right here. Why don't you just talk like you know how to talk? This is how I talk now. She's got one speed. Syndrome, Kath joins us now concerned and i i really ill health i tend to get over fatigued so i thought it was that so i went

1:41:01 no i've been diagnosed an inability to swallow. But here's the thing man Hot sauce Okay. That doesn't mean shit. She is high as fuck. Yesterday, which is September 17th, 2011, got rushed to the emergency room, You can't stay in the one accent Maybe she's crazy You don't know? like they were born in the wrong body. Legitimately. have been born a woman or a man or they go back and forth.

1:44:32 i want to be the navi i'm navi kin this is the definition that biden gave it look man people Feels like there are more of these things Okay Dude smoked a carton of cigarettes in three days. permanent disability diagnosed uh paranoid schizophrenic and um you know he's we all love They drop liquid acid in my ears and they knock me out and then they start taking samples of my body.

1:46:53 He's like, it's not working. There's a disease that I'm trying to remember the name of it. and they will get admitted themselves. you're conscious but you're in a strange state you feel something yeah like you're like like you're in a tube of And he had a show. Who wants to be hypnotized? You didn't think he was. And you would see these Oh, shit. orgasm on the stage he's he's sitting there on the stage like oh and the

1:50:27 And the guy would climb off the stage. But he just could do it to some people. And this is why some people, I think, join cults. I think that's what's happening with this and you start going crazy too. But he never hurt anybody. Every guitar he had, So he goes up, Oh, no. Oh, no. And he he stands up and it's a they're about to let him go because they understand they're going to put a restraining order he's

1:55:05 He'd throw a brick through the window. Yeah. But one that really blew my mind was he had this scab on his stomach and he was like, shit he would do we would take him so be me and my two brothers his daughter and two sons on Oh, no. He's like, they came over and gave you that food. He'd sit in a chair and he smoked cigarettes like this. a carton in three days what is a carton i don't even know 20 packs that's roughly seven packs a

1:58:00 Just don't give him a brick. early and then eventually after like into the college years the 20s he really fucking ramped So maybe he was ripe for it because I'd be driving my car and I'd be thinking there's going to be a car Weeks afterwards. That's why I'm scared of that shit. did to me had broke down all my conceptions of myself all my What is the purpose of the human race?

2:01:07 So comedians have come on and talked about it. mysticism, that's where the pineal gland is. And they know that rats while they're alive produce DMT I've done shrooms a couple times where I enjoyed it, but after a while, I was like, okay, get the fuck out of here. And she brings shrooms. look back to my right and my friend's gone he's gone and i i hear screams and i and i look down and he's passed out okay he's gone into a seizure so

2:03:37 And they're all yelling, is he epileptic? I punched the shit out of him in his face. or but he just had this moment where he just passed out from shrooms i've never seen that before Their whole body like... just the weirdest thing i've ever seen on weed you know smoking weed so i'm a oriole fan i'm a And a friend of mine one time, he's like, hey, he's a Cubs fan.

2:05:29 And the two of us are sitting in the middle of this empty parking lot of hundreds of spaces. this fucking thing looks like and it's a big ass truck and it pulls up and and it's humming right at you. That's what this fucking thing looks like. And it's a big-ass truck, and it pulls up, This is obviously her shit, holy shit they had jell-o they were the nicest cola everyone knew her you know she was a rolling

2:07:21 I wasn't going to be like, let's pack our shit up and get the fuck out of here. Well, she was a crazy. Pop it right over the curb and go. I was 21 when I started smoking. So it took like a month before I got high. I'm saying this shit to myself. Go downstairs, dude. We'd be missing spots. You know? We were too high. We just didn't know what we had no idea what was happening

2:10:27 isn't pot this isn't pot this is more than pot like no this is pot this is what pot is now pot wants to put him at rest he's's like, I think I'm going to He goes, but I slept like a baby. And he ate a fucking plate of spaghetti and meatballs, long there's so many people with diseases and arthritis inflammation all sorts of problems I'm new to the CBD side of it, and I'm just like, man, it really fucking works.

2:12:47 I've healed it since, but I had some tendinitis on my elbow. Real quick, man. I was like, what did it go away? And here's the thing, is one of my sponsors. And it doesn't hurt you. And it doesn't fuck you up. The vape pens don't work well for me. go past that point, and then dial it back from there, Like, I did it again. Man, I can't take more than 100.

2:15:21 Like, why did I say that? pushed aside. But as soon as you get high, marijuana is like, hey, there's some shit that's bothering you and you're not even thinking about it. Yeah. whatever I don't sell I I swing by Goodwill. leather whatever then you see people who are addicted to the sale oh that's just too good a fun day throw it toward some baby stuff you know so

2:18:42 like five dollar blanket i just start yelling everything like got books got cds people still buy cassettes when are you doing this again i'm it boom but i just get out there and i yell you know because i sold a leather jacket a nice one uh, and I'm all set up. Everything's a dollar. like there's no fucking way breathe through this shit and i'm just like don't pass out don't and i've never passed out but that circle was fucking closing and i caught myself and i was able to keep with it and i was texting

2:21:02 And I was like, what was the top? he said it took him a minute to come back to himself wow and i was so i just recently tried a new one again i was like let me just try heart attack. You shouldn't be smoking those pens. yeah just regular weeds good that's it plant stop playing around there's no you don't need like i had charlie mur Murphy was always into them.

2:23:36 I'm like, it's different. They're already established. i imagine it would be better but i've used matches before for that very reason because I could smell. of cedar and then they'll use that piece of cedar to light the cigar with. We're living a good time. We do live in a Every Tuesday we're out. I'm at... Woo!