Joe Rogan Experience #1132 — Kyle Kingsbury Transcript

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0:00 The President of the United States, That's a big statement. We are going to have the Air Force and we are That's his nod of approval. He must be like, this guy is never going to last eight years, And talk stupid to you and act like you were a moron? I'm like my men. It's crazy. I hate I hate all that stuff. These are just families gonna win again I think he gets in these confrontations with people, and they think he's adult.

3:44 They had no business. They had no business. Guys just go into full panic. away all your money give away all your money to welfare brats even the left was protecting against I'm no political expert. he definitely could. It's a very high stakes, But then you also have somebody who's doing humanitarian shit, Especially if he has Oprah as his VP. She's potentially next in line.

7:11 Yeah, I don't know about that. the other thing. I've read a bunch of different, and public land rather, I've read a bunch of different takes on that. They feel like the government overstepped their boundaries Like close enough that if it fucked up, it could destroy this river. So what does that mean? work i don't know jack shit about how they pump the oil out do you what were you gonna say

10:41 Yeah, I have. Because earthquakes happen out here. of America on Tuesday, also suggests that three other earthquakes, including magnitude Both. That's the weirdest one. What did they do? but he can take the used reactors and and basically like a handheld battery like you'd But he's supported by Elon Musk and another other big-time dudes that want to see it happen.

13:35 They've only had them for, if you stop and think about the amount of time humans have been alive. the fucking total meltdown disaster i mean they've tried to come up with all sorts of ways to store this shit. I think one Mushrooms eat all the nuclear waste? them and the other two just stink to fucking hell like they get worse over time wow the oyster

15:48 We got some fucking mushrooms. That might not work in the ocean. and they become edible. Could they do that? and then different branches on that tree grow different fruit. Maybe you could have beefsteak on one side and cherry on the other. grosser probably right yeah 100 have to be like all the carbon in the air carbon dioxide giant supplement conference where they have, uh, it's basically like people that, that do the

19:16 It's absolutely insane to think that people live on that tiny little island. comedy in the country like always it's always been some of the best comics come out of new york But it's like Patrice O'Neill And then it would just be attack. it is like if you really thought about the kind of people that were taking a chance to come across the ocean and get here in like 1920.

21:09 So the people landed there first. They do those roast battle shows. It's like we're making other comedians laugh. And that's when the magic happens. wants to have a conversation but half the time it's like a game of uh you know you're hanging Are you going to do it? He's not mad at you. What the fuck is this? Back in Jersey. They had the mustards with the seeds

24:39 He'll just decide. Some people do. You guys got the notepad right here. But nope. And then my desk is, it's kind of a fucking joke. berberine that lowers blood sugar. It kind of works like metformin. Dr. Peter T has talked And I just listened. We talked about that last podcast. If you're an intelligent, healthy person that eats a reasonably balanced diet, you still have a 1% chance of shitting your pants every day.

28:21 think i'm living right if i shit my pants once every three years good for you yeah glad you said that not me yeah yeah if i don't if i don't push the envelope It's like, oh, that feels like air. We're good to let this out. You're kind of doing a kegel, You can. Look at this girl. that's not like a silk rope that's a fucking rope man she's not bad i don't i really don't

31:08 You can't knock it until you've tried it. Yeah, grabs it like it hurts Yeah From that being a thought to put it on YouTube probably too early You've talked about that. of the cock to flex the weight up and down? Yeah. Is it 100? shorter and fatter? It would be dick hanging from his dick and the girl's like i can believe this. She starts eating a banana in a second. Oh.

34:41 But if there was something like that, A hundred people are going to send you one. he goes no i don't want to be known as the dick stem cell guy and i was like well yeah he went on the wrong show but uh you know i still we still talk stem I carried the large walk with my cock. to pick up a rock is that writing? Look how they just allowed a show as cock and balls. Yeah, I think. Hindi? Yeah, Hindu. Hindu's the religion. Hindi's the writing. Is that what it is? Mm-hmm.

36:42 He's grabbing the honker at the very end. He's got the rope wrapped around the middle. And homeboy's just going to pick for allowing this. Look at this. He's grabbing the honker at the very end. Blessings. He's the famous dick weight guy. To apprentice. Using weights to enlarge your penis. They're not moving their hips. And then the rope is making this weight swing like a pendulum in between their legs.

38:28 I know at least two or three guys that were kicked and blew out a testicle. Did it end his career? It's like one more round, that kind of deal. Did you ever wear a tie steel cup? I'm just saying. I like that there was a little bit of space. It was like the rubber with a hard plastic. And it would be like he was crushing your sternum with his dick. It's a big deal.

41:11 You're thinking of getting your hips down on him, metal. It's a fucking metal up. Yeah, it reset that way. I wonder how legal they are. I wonder if they're allowed to use them at all. I wish how legal they are. I would want to wear a cup. vulnerable area to oh if i get you there you know even like north south like can't have me in north Yeah, young Jamie tried to go barefoot

43:29 And then another one that has less. I want to dig in. Yeah. I don't have an endorsement They're just along for the ride. than even regular barefoot shoes. all the little individual muscles are helping to push me around. This motherfucker walks around with them. You know, they make some thick sold ones for trail running and whatnot. those other ones i could just kind of hustle and breathe. But maybe that's not as good.

46:30 It dials you in. because you'd have to be too conscious about every step you're taking. I feel like it draws me into the zone, Aubrey and I will get on those and do some sprint work. Jesus. The pressure, once it goes in, that fucking hurt. It was just sore. anything I'm doing with my knees, no problems. Tell me about it it If people have nasal issues, they'll sneeze.

50:20 and again that's theory it's not i mean this is brand new stuff here we gotta be super most of the science is on rats let me yeah let me say that this is theory the science on rats is And I'm like, this motherfucker who was homeschooled k through I think it was just after the first one. I think that's been debunked. Yeah. I hadn't really been training a lot.

52:52 Yeah. Because it influences ATP. It's fucking cellular energy. what are the drawbacks i have a certain amount of followers online then you know you go to a company like on it and you have it's magnified right by a hundred by a thousand whatever So why wouldn't I fuck with that? hormones i'm not you know i don't need my cell phone man i'd rather leave it alone and then we got tribe science who think that you know that science is going to figure everything out and

55:43 And the other side was singing, left field sucks. Look at it. If I was there And they're all rooting for the same team for the most part. There might be a section, but there's still people all over the place. That'd prove my point You got Cubs fans On left field You know, they don't really think those people suck. I mean, if you sat them down as individuals and said,

57:45 Probably, right? was doing one of them report things. I'm never gonna forget And it works remarkably well. So I don't really have the comparison, And I mean, I thought it diminishes your, um, your, your dopamine. really i mean i've heard people argue against that i I'm like, man, I don't know. I think in high doses, when you close your eyes and lie down, like sit down on a couch

1:00:44 We experiment with anything. Fucking full-blown, full-blown. just to know what it's all about. Because Rick Doblin was saying, you give it space like you he says, it's fucking impossible. But if we give them that day off, they're gold. And then of he was five HTP boosters. to have a bunch in your system. That's not that bad. That's the thing. I don't know that you could build serotonin up over time.

1:04:18 The more you train that, the easier it is to drop into. Because you train that the fucking body remembers the brain remembers. where's the where's the consciousness coming from exactly has it all become the thing that's looking But if we thought about it that way, but such a giant number of people suffer from depression. He was on Chris Ryan show. example they're calling that a hormone now not a fucking vitamin really it's a messenger that's how

1:07:21 is being fucking face to face. are made by the bacteria in our gut. he's just a guy who studies sleep and the the effects on it but fuck was that in illuminating Everything he talks about, like with that shift that happens in adolescence where you become a night owl, no doubt. that have like something wrong with the way their brain is producing these happy hormones yeah i

1:09:20 Garber Mate says at the heart of all fucking addiction is some form of trauma yeah i'm sure I've been going to AA, not for me, for a family member since I was three years old. There was, there was there was you know, And he said, You can't do that anymore. Must be amazing. I am high. Like I can talk fine. You know, it's, it's still an opiate. He's, you know, that's one of the things he says, cause he's not spiritual.

1:12:34 There's a lot of that fuckery though. You can take mushrooms recreationally or you can do the heroic dose and I drove to Greenfield's house when I was living in Vegas to podcast with him, miles each direction. And I just have one pill every three hours. Wow. And it was awesome. Am I going to puke? yeah like that last time last time when i was on your show you're like oh you lost me when you

1:14:24 You snorted it? That's fascinating. Oh, right. Totally different experience. No, dude. There's so many great documentaries on it. This article says that it's ramped back up to those 1980s drug war heights of production. where are you putting all that money there's so much money in it that what look at this florida They're just taking risks. Or go there.

1:18:16 Did you see that they found the first coca farm in Mexico? Is that what you're saying? cocaine is an alkaloid that is really, it grows at altitude. Yeah, that's how they're getting it in. lady do you think she's out there hustling she got a pistol in people's faces she got the shit Neil Brennan had very good results. And like that, that shitty voice that everyone has in their head that was so loud for him is non-existent now.

1:20:45 That's the John Lilly. tryptamine base is going to fit in serotonin receptors in different parts of the brain. But when you reenter your body, there's a lot of gratitude and you can kind of see things completely different experience than a full hit or two to five to whatever. you go in the k-hole you're kind of paralyzed and close your eyes you're in a different spot

1:23:38 but you know i was telling you about that book that he wrote the center of the cyclone Pretty fucking cool. Damn. intelligence with nick bostrom where we have to worry about this thing taking over like we You're a fucking cyborg. People think, yeah, you have this weird idea that it has to be implanted into you in order That's everything. You can listen to talk radio

1:27:25 I'm reading The Tipping Point from Malcolm Gladwell. That's all I'd read. the way they say the words, he was non-fucking-stop coaching. They would catch everything, reading in has to have a sense of theater he's telling a story there's got And it's great, not just for writers, but for everybody. he doesn't even know what the fuck he's going to write. Like when he starts something, like he

1:31:11 what a crazy way to make a living to just invent stories and weird things that happen and just put Unless you're super fortunate and have a job where you can create. but just fucking he's a wizard and uh i was doing a water fast so i had a five-day water fast just Why is Sedona all this? Let's check this. It's not equal throughout the Earth. I've never seen that word before.

1:33:46 it's all in caps there's a good book that energy there cathedral rock and it's fucking incredible i mean incredible and uh another buddy of mine who's a Chocolate would have like the tiniest amount of it. like is there other stuff in it there's there's yeah there's some cayenne there's lemon juice It's warming. It's dope shit. Next Big Party Drug. Oh, is he joking around?

1:37:36 Yep. Atta boy. But this is not a dangerous substance. Ted's the fucking man. and I was fucking sold, like just drawn right in. special guy well there's there's quite a few special people out there which is why we're so He loves those movies at home, but, you know, he talks and shit like that. Um, that doesn't... day in a lot of theaters do that. Oh, see for the matinee that's smart that's smart but damn

1:40:26 He knows it's changing He's kind of more of an advocate now certainly than he was before he wrote that book his most recent book on psychedelics of psilocybin at Walgreens shouldn't just be for people with depression or PTSD or some type of, you know, uh, rape victims so he could understand. If there's no real indications traumatic happen to her, and she's trying to find her way in this world, and she's trying to figure

1:42:55 on making anything legal. Anything you make legal is going to fuck with my bottom line. You know, I mean, that's crazy, right? some neurochemical reaction and this is where it fits in the brain if you haven't had that and fucking all the fear of being a parent came up and less than a month later we were pregnant How can you say it's not real if it's happening?

1:45:26 You're going to go deep. through something and that's not what they had on their radar yeah no i i agree and and then also And you got to surrender to it. You know, this two cup, that's where we were fucking launched. Let go. to let go and surrender to it wow and that's that's it man you want to have that mindset going i don't i don't even think they know what that is some sort of a psychedelic

1:48:42 again. you overcame something that feels uncomfortable then those those bends in the trip road are scary to navigate some of the darker roads of a trip where you just have to just kind of just breathe and just try to stay as calm as you can. I was able to work through that. the same way you feel right after a cryo, It's just such a good way to just give your body just a little extra reduction in inflammation.

1:51:32 They're studying Wim Hof at Stanford. And then they're trying to, there's going to be more science that comes out on different that's the same thing probably there's probably something in our head someone who could survive Maybe not even, right? hardy people you look at them you're like damn what would I do three to four hundred thousand But these shows about those people that live up there,

1:54:03 has like this tiny shack. Apparently he used to be married. And he had to shoot wolves one night like to that that kind of fuck this i'm going off the beaten path and you already see that people Oh, it's definitely coming this way. The brain, it doesn't, it's not like, I mean, I have extra energy. It just works differently. I mean, I've lost track of how many times I've done it.

1:57:24 often but that's just more for general health and wellness it's not to see how things are impacting me you know right do you do um do you like have a detailed analysis of like what you're taking in And his and hers are radically different. that I did with Zach Bitter eats a very meat right? That was like his big thing we non-endurance record holders can do the same.

2:00:40 span and then after that i'll practice some carb backloading, or maybe I'll have, you know, higher carbohydrate days, but I'm still eating higher fat, higher protein throughout that And then when we go back to eating carbohydrates, we utilize it a little bit better. is to have your body finely tuned and adaptable and able to to eat all things intermittent fasting is a good way to

2:02:33 I interviewed this guy, Todd White, who's the CEO of Dry Farm Wines. track. They, you know, they work out. You can't be a fat guy at a paleo festival. Yeah. They pay Like he's, Angry that they have to do group meditation. Those guys who are doing those, like, is that a mandatory thing? Yeah, but maybe. barefoot doing Tai Chi and weird shit all the time. And that's okay. Right? So that culture

2:05:09 I don't need that extra 10 minutes. I think hey man, like I think people, are that are doing that that's how you see big changes happen yeah when you get a hundred Getting men and women to work in a, those for a couple different tv shows when you when they start a tv show off it's one of the they're comical who's gonna like say man i was about to sexually harass this chick but that

2:08:31 But I definitely don't want to lose this job because it's fucking amazing. That's the fucking issue. a joke yeah and so we had this team meeting on the jujitsu mats and he's sitting next to me and And then I realized after watching this video, say fucked up shit to each other for fun, and it's fun for both of them because There's people that are terrible at joking around with people

2:11:13 Right, and there's the question, and then they become They were ten years right? Hopefully you fucking grow and it's a positive thing or it's not always the case could be you growing and them not or them and you not I mean it's not uniform But if you're around the people that are fucking super negative about stuff and always sabotaging their life and always fucking up things for friends around them and always ruining this and fucking up that.

2:13:01 if it is family or somebody you care about, You're like, oh, no. Well, lost two friends to heroin. put on you and you stick that needle in you and just untie the strap. Fucking crazy. spot and give him new perspective and hope and joy and this other guy just got fucking sucked things here or there about people that are and the effect it has on your loved ones and your friends and your family and yourself

2:16:14 If we just saw some kid who was just, That's the fucking problem though is that you look at that. from in my line of work was it Australia Pythagoras or something like that yeah that i remember when they discovered australia pithicus or the fuck The answer's yes. The answer's fucking yes. I mean, there's a bunch of his contemporaries that were really good too.

2:18:36 I understand that all these different people that's like some, fun of it now there's a new thing now this is a new thing and that's what that guy was it's kind I got it. chip I got a chick likes to drink boy my wife sure used to look good standing up All alone. Even my mother's ring. Big, big, big heroin problem. a lot of what he was doing was you know he was a big believer in expanding his consciousness he

2:22:29 hundred percent you know yeah like even when they get to the 80s you know like cocaine's resurgence from the beginning of time people have had court jesters and there's always been funny people in You know, and I think a lot of that was what I was reading in the Malcolm Gladwell book that I was talking about earlier. And then boom, Like one of these characters comes along

2:25:06 yeah it's not with the or something The imitation game. But they go through that. That is crazy. for an early computing machine that existed only on paper of course if you assholes knew how to melt aluminum. Can you guys get me like, why don't they just pull the metal out and make things out of that? That would be like the worst thing you could do to somebody. Imagine if one day they come up with a time machine and one of the punishments

2:28:20 if you just might get lucky you live we're gonna let you live but you're gonna live in 1200 ad no doctors there's no doctors what What would you do? Yeah. But I'll die running or trying to get away or, you know. Violent offenders, people who want to rob people or murder people or rape people or assault people. Like, you're just trying to torture him

2:31:43 You can't take a year of someone's life. selling plants of cocaine over money there should be reparations you should like if you if you were involved in some sort of a going on what were those things called those um short adjustable arm yeah the adjustable mortgages Lock them up forever. that they should have been fucking been paid back yeah they should have been paid none of those

2:34:00 For sure. This bank's a failed business, one of those banker guys got during the bailout if you had had a guess. $300 million. Is it that high? Oh, but wait a minute. In his worst year, he got $20 million. Before you go you know what I'm just gonna fucking live Whatever that driving force is though to attain that All they know is their job. Getting good at stuff when you suck is a little, you know,

2:37:06 phase getting good i think we should try something new once a year i really do i mean maybe more but because they're really difficult to hunt. There's nothing. They kill off a shitload of deer, little calves and fawns, deer fawns and cow elk calves. they think it's like a dinner bell. Imagine if you didn't know that bears existed there and you were out in the woods at night and you saw that thing.

2:39:42 Yep, that's definitely a bear. before we got in, What's the matter, Jamie? What? Trail in Los Angeles A short time later, she heard something behind her head and turned to see a small black bear approaching her at a fast pace. Right? Near Palmdale. Okay, it's halfway between here and Palmdale. the... Okay. That Angelus You spent time in there. Santa Barbara. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love it out there. It's gorgeous.

2:43:23 Whoa. I think it's still down. this is it this is it this is how it's gonna go it's back open now oh they opened in june beautiful Is that what it says? Given the challenges, several tourism businesses simply closed up shop for the summer. You wouldn't have a knife on you or. Looking through your fanny pack saying like, where's all the functional shit in my utility

2:45:58 You have a key for your house. Yeah. You always have your card. I can unlock your unlock my car. I can make a beep from here. I can turn the air conditioning on and ventilate it. Kyle Kingsbury, we're living in the goddamn future. There's a big difference. Yeah, because you're follow-through on the kicks and all that shit. constantly being reacting but there would be no consequences right like you're not even feeling

2:48:34 Well, it knows where your body is when are you getting jammed you know when you're hitting it and when you when you too close yeah falling backwards. Like, does it know? It's called drunken fist fight. But it's like just tracking it in space. Oh, so you're in a bar, and you're supposed to be fighting these guys in a bar. move one day is AI robots It's a hilarious show

2:51:31 she doesn't know shit It's a comedy. You give it a few episodes. It's damn good. I wanted to fucking dive into that. She's a beast. the goth dude There's a lot of great people in the show, Same thing. There's a scene a beast. Yeah, her. Phenomenal. Same thing. have you finished uh uh wild wild country no no i went episode one and i was like i don't even know

2:54:32 I don't know if you follow McDojo Life on Instagram. Give me some volume on this Jamie Cain Velasquez shoots that power double. Wow. He smacks the shit out of him. They might as well be five-year-olds on a playground and one of them pretends. He's Doctor Strange you grab me martial arts school that I started Like one guy would be the kung fu master and have all his students.

2:57:20 So the kids, even though they're like dogs, they're well-trained, you know, they always listen. I don't understand how the people that come to these places, they don't ask for competition. As soon as he gets that knife near me, Hurry up and get to it. would that guy have been able to stab the fuck Hit me, hit me, hit me. the fucking handlebar mustache is like straight ben stiller but this is why i think i get freaked

3:00:15 this is not this doesn't make sense this is just everybody's just going along with this this is That lady is not acting in the name of God. Not just some of them, quite a few. Yeah. It took all of two strikes to fucking dismantle that old fart. Like, these people that are doing all this death something special, to find out that he's not really some possessor of magic powers.

3:02:55 He just storms him. Yeah, they're in the living room. We can roll. Stip into my gorge. This big giant dude. That sounds like a great thing if you were single. and they would do a straight hour of nothing but drills. I'm there. Yoga. Is that candy flipping or what? As far as interesting substances that you didn't know can make you trip balls. Whatever you took, I'll take three times as much.

3:05:59 Straight liquid. I was a hard Kegel. i was sweating hard did not feel good felt very nervous yeah very nervous yep i don't know what Like, why wouldn't you do a podcast? big piece of that let me let me in on this how the fuck do you make those protein bites this sounds like a commercial No, no. You have to eat them. Hopefully. I eat four of them all the time uh i gotta i can let i got the thumbs up normally i'm not allowed to talk about shit we're not creating but i'll just give you this we're gonna fucking make

3:09:14 In California, you guys can get raw milk that's healthier. the first podcast we did i don't think i had read that on the first podcast. Greenfield turned me on to this guy. Damn. there's no fucking, you know, ice cream sundae, What is it called again? But, I mean, if you could melt that down on some homemade ice cream, No, I don't do that. That sounds like a good idea.

3:12:18 Damn. some like i'll tell you i'm no plug here uh these fucking kill cliffs these are goddamn delicious It's a natural sweetener that's low glycemic, similar to Stevia. in the middle of a slab of ribs and you go for that cold coke and you just chug chug and you It's not the same flavor as Coke. Yeah, you can legit get things that taste good now that don't have sugar in them.

3:14:15 Let's get this over with. Is it... Put it all up. Hell yeah.