Joe Rogan Experience #12 — Joe Rogan Transcript

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0:00 Start recording, son. That's a terrible way to start off this show. They heard that. I don't know when the UFC's in the video. It's nice here. when you have to know I like it here, man. It's not too crazy. Yeah, they're super friendly. I just drove right in, parked, went up to... Is there any way, Now you're telling stalkers What stuff have we done in town?

3:07 then afterwards they wanted Eddie get the books That's kind of interesting shit. You know about that, man? because the regular steroids are what they were looking for in a test. Yeah, it looks like weed. Like there was an article online where this guy was trying to put THC in tomatoes, So if you So you could sell it anywhere? High Times magazine is whack.

5:27 You're telling me that everyone's so afraid Where do you get it? Yeah. After shows, I can fuck up some food, folks. Especially after shows. After shows, No, there's a show about chicks whose husbands are in prison. I know what I saw. well, it's all just mythology and it's in their minds and they're all crazy and wrote down notes on it. and he said he saw the fucking,

8:24 flying through the sky. Who the fuck knows knows you know my my take on ufos is um if there really were aliens And I said, well, you know, hey, man, I don't know. What do you think about this? why would you you know for sure we're for sure they've figured something like this out. You know, that's a lot of goddamn UFOs. there's like 50,000 or something,

11:44 other worlds because I don't necessarily why they can say aircraft from other worlds We don't know what the fuck is in the ocean. That's silly. But, you know, how do you— he became absolutely convinced that UFOs were real. They're probably fascinating. I mean, that's the whole thing with Darwin. cultural evolution and see what the bottleneck is as far as technological evolution and whether or not our technology is surpassing our our ability as a human being like to uh to make rational

15:11 I don't know. It means a bunch of different things. They say it all the time. Ball's like, it sort of means like fuck or balls. It means like a bunch of different things. I heard a bunch of different translations. That's funny Yeah, I'm going to commentate. as far as what happens when you die. She was meditating. As long as you get your frequency at the right spot with the universe, it doesn't matter

17:25 That's all that matters. That's why, like, you ever talk to people that use Windows and they find out that you They want you to be a Catholic. If you want to find out how fucked up the Catholic him. I mean it's it. I wanted to kill him. scandal that's happening right now with the Pope. we gotta stop this shit. They're all covering you gotta be fucked up already.

19:57 Oh my God, I gotta fight Satan. no, no. I got to leave. Come on, man. We don't have to leave for 20 minutes. I gotta shower still. How much? This is a real song And there's another video of him discussing the controversy. Yeah. But the world has way more comedy than anything you could ever make on your own. If you haven't seen that video, It's pretty awesome.

24:26 Tim and Eric rocks. Dance floor Dale. Cause they keep having recurring sketches and they just get funnier and next week, dude. Maia likes to shoot deep and pull guard. I think that'll be the difference. There's no way he's Do you think that he's training with Vanderlei, and Vanderlei is a known any kind of chance standing? and for real try to take him down.

27:13 He just kind of held him down on the ground, punched him a few times, No, no. I like going with guys that have long arms. So I think David Maia is going to have more success Sometimes he couldn't do any weightlifting, any strength and conditioning because his elbows hurt. Brent gets you in side control, man. Big country. He probably should be based on his experience. He's really young.

30:19 Yeah, he's got a great half guard game too. You never see that. of course striking and wrestling as well but in jiu-jitsu the way he's moving and you know we've Yeah, no kidding. open, was bleeding all over the place? Maybe. That's why they've got to do it. He's a solid wrestler and he's a big power puncher. Cage and elbows, We've got to leave in ten minutes. Prelims. Thank you very

33:31 You know what? I'll see you there, man. it's 4 or 5 right now. Ladies and gentlemen, yeah, 515. Yeah, it's 405 right now. weird skin shit, weird diseases. I know a dude who got herpes on his head. What? Yeah, And the deal is that I have to finish the book by August, really turn out to be a career and and how nutty some of the fucking gigs i've done were

36:08 So unless I'd stayed here in Charlotte, there was no way, really, There's nothing wrong with him. Bring back some chicks from the after party at least. comedians I did it last year with uh Patton Oswalt did it Ray Romano Ray Romano Patton Oswalt Jeff I think he said he would never do that again. that they're, you know, three times the size of a football field,

38:38 really are making way or another though. I, I think it's it's also possible that it could be some sort of an experiment that they do to impose geometric patterns in these fields. is that it's aliens. I thought he won the fight. I thought he beat him with stand-up, and I thought his ground game I haven't heard it directly from the horse's mouth, so when I hear it, I'll find out.

41:15 Do I know who Bob Lazar is? I mean, it's really hard to tell. he's confident, or B, he's telling the truth. Thank you very much. And Ross Pearson's on the card too against Dennis Seaver. Thanks.