Joe Rogan Experience #120 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 And we're back from the depths from a very controversial podcast yesterday, Brian Reichel. idea because people will be introduced to his work But when it's mine, I feel a certain responsibility, information but it's the way this information is distributed he's the reason why he's such a good This fucking guy has not had a TV for years. and researched you know the actual the actual history of of what you're talking about but

2:34 thing. You know what I'm saying? And the only entertainment he has is maybe planking or something like that. and you just lay down on your back they try to plank off of like nine story balconies shut the fuck up yeah plummet to their death oh Your last few moments as you go plunging to the sidewalk. sideways, that's what I consider it as. It's literally, you think you've got a good catalog of people's behavior until you run into furries, or you run into planking.

5:08 So you went to the convention? They had to get people's hotels way outside of the city. is you're just taking on We talked about it in depth they're into wearing rubber or something like that that just a small group of people are into. That was the weirdest thing when we were driving. I bet if you take off the masks of furries, you're going to find a really surprisingly normal group of people.

7:03 with whatever boring existence they might have stumbled into At least you can be free of the programming for a little bit. in the office, you have to be respectful, you have to be business-like you have to be and i away like oh this person's not going to be able to handle this joke. certain language dictated by the corporation it's this terrible fucking game that people forget is

9:32 who's obviously spent like a week writing the lyrics to this song clearly like they seem uncomfortable to me they're just like oh fuck you know what it reminds me of I'm looking forward to this almost as much as I'm And that is Jim Dubois, who is the consumer market exec for the Manhattan market. We don't want to diss them. Now, MBNA is B of A. Yeah.

12:59 An incredible example. This guy gets piss-tested on the regular. Do you think he wants dick? Yeah, probably. What we would like to do is we would offer you a hug and some weed. He's got a job. I just know he torments people. A bunch were very embarrassed. who are like, Carl did such an excellent job. Full passion. That's a lyric. I don't have a problem.

16:39 I don't know. I'll take the dragons. Yeah, I know. There's a, the real Julian Assange is a video of him dancing. Julian Assange dancing. What's he dancing? He's just a thinking. You got to see it. Pull up the video. Pull up the video. Julian Assange dancing. Yeah. You know, he's fascinating. You never see them. That's what everybody sees. Isn't WikiLeaks bigger than him?

19:52 someone who people get attached to and follow them around I think it's a very desirable place to be. cult of celebrity type thing going on, But yeah, that's what's so cool about them. But they're anonymous i'm a nissan isn't it but yeah that's now you know in the mainstream news, they always say, like, more powerful if nobody knew just somebody's maintenance

22:44 shows you that you don't want your – If there weren't any criminal And when he got out, he wasn't even allowed to go online for a certain amount of time. that's a violation of parole. Yeah, I bet if some people, if you asked them, Yeah, in your penis. Extreme. There's guys that would chop off their dick. out and he's got a tattoo on his face. Back to hacking Facebook?

25:37 and then burning each other. Let's pretend it was real. That one, I'm not even Googling. You're the only one. I thought there was a guy The Chop the Head Off story And you probably want to end your life anyway. By the way. He had great leadership in conservation, and he pretty much was really important to apples. And back then, like a lot of had was really important to apples and back then you

28:12 Johnny Appleseed is what they called him. Of all the legendary figures, he is pretty fucking boring. Like, hey, I'm so tired of eating poop and stuff. Sure. Have you... like years and years ago, but... Did you tell me this already did we talk about this already somebody else did i i we talked novel or gore comic book even though it is gory it's more of like the character arcs are so

30:55 the first issue is free and then you can download the probably yeah yeah it's called the walking that it's just realistically don't tell me anymore about how the stories go oh yeah yeah that's not it completely different? want to hear it. episode. Okay, well, then I won't say anything but it kind of got It's like, oh, man, 100 billions or something like that.

32:52 and we took all their money away and just gave it to everybody in the United States, if that was the new money if like we said we're all going to start equal and then we'll barter is fucked up the ship's gonna go in circles that's just the way it works and some people bought the car yeah you know that kind of shit isn't that weird they don't fix themselves they

35:42 in a real bad pattern there's parts of me that says How does that lead into full-blown, completely insane, you under stress? Is something shitty happening in your life? But then also it apparently has Depression makes it sound like it's like you got a cold or poison ivy or the flu or a rash going to prescribe to you antidepressants. It's like they're avoiding the real thing that's

38:43 It was like I couldn't feel anything. I literally could life. Everything. I mean, it was worse than hating life. It was like I couldn't feel anything. grim beyond grim so they put me on future seem grim or life no not even you don't even there's It runs in my family. So the idea that we're saying that everyone is depressed for the same reasons, So I don't know how his brain works.

40:41 and, you know, tighten that belt and fucking get to work like i i don't wouldn't call it a better place, but a more tranquil place. It was like there was some tranquility. that people do all day long to kind of, I felt stable and good and connected, and the world seemed beautiful. psychiatrists when they prescribe these antidepressants are also suggesting alternate

44:07 It's a nightmare. whatever regardless of what i think what do you why do you think that's there the depression yeah the material universe gets broken up into three forms. the mode of ignorance. And nature is considered to be in the mode of goodness. So there's symptoms They're just eating things that are poison. You're fucking like you're just fully into the universe.

47:22 maybe don't taste so great initially, but then make you feel mode of goodness. So to answer your question, I think depression is the modern terminology for people who have laying in dead shit. You go to a depressed person's house and there will inevitably be rotting food there they certain things for a certain amount of time, you turn into a fatty, you know, it's like,

50:23 the only way it's like imagine only being able to smell to cook your brain in a certain way real happiness which is you know i think that's a hopeful thing to hear if you're super depressed in no way advocating getting off your medication I'm not saying stop taking your medication bro conditioned and like sit in the library and read or write while a maid cleans your house and come

52:59 But that doesn't mean anything. How rude. Yeah, I remember those days. It pops up. Have you seen that? solar panels that it becomes a feasible option for people and we can get off our addiction to oil He looked at me and he's like, well, it's our sacred duty to help humanity. potent art form but still i think man i wonder you always kind of wonder like what if i what if i had

56:47 to what if this and you pursue it it's a really close game some book that you read that really fucking Yes. it is man whether it's being a solar panel scientist whether it's being a guy writes than a dishonest king. lady was dressing her chimp up go for it. Yeah, if that's Because throughout the day, you have really cool thoughts. or even something you need to take care of. If you start writing that shit down,

1:01:26 It's like people's Twitter feeds, man. This is what it is. onto them. Oh really? I might have to look into it, but you can't specifically I can't stop tweeting. I mean, is this a real life thing? it sounds great and funny and, you know, like, wow, that's crazy, but what if? Unmistakable? It feels like as, you know, whatever, How about her fucking husband is gay as shit.

1:04:32 in the town where gacy killed a lot of people and she said something along the lines of like well Yeah, she is. I mean, he's just as gay. disciplined and just because someone knows i'm gay i hope nobody knows i'm gay i hope nobody knows i'm gay and it's causing him to I would love to see But he killed himself. Yeah, he took a gay hustler with him on vacation.

1:07:56 You never saw fucking Bruno? It just exactly looks gay. Yeah. homosexual people that's the real question what is it is it a fear that you're one too is it i mean I don't think there's anything wrong We're all stupid. to have these bizarre repressed libidos that have their roots in some kind of terrible interpretation of the New Testament. There was only a few left over.

1:10:52 like when the Romans were fucking young boys and were they gay? Well, I think it's just that at the time, Yeah. the guy looks at the camera and he goes, anal sex but the money's awesome, so I just do it. there for life and you start getting fucked and stuff like that you start acting gay and stuff the cock so if you're like having anal sex with a guy if you're penetrating someone you're straight

1:13:52 They get creepy and weird and they start acting strange. jerking off because it drives you insane is what they used to say. If you masturbated too many So now people are going like running in the opposite direction, you know, and doing crazy It's obvious that other things have adopted it along the way, like corporations, the dark as you watch the naked form it's like what the fuck why is it set up like that why is

1:16:59 It's so fucking funny to watch some dudes getting a lap dance Because there's other people watching. And, you know, everything else, the bar and all that. It should just look like one. of a strip club is kind of Other girls were like, fuck that, I'm not doing it. some of these girls are hot as shit, When I was 15 It's been a long time but for a 15 year old

1:20:14 girl starts uh dancing in front of me and like my heart's like my heart's pounding and I'm like Which I guess at the time I wasn't clear on the rules. That's what a lot of people did. But suddenly, she's fucking enamored by you. You just sort of sit there while this girl dances around you. I was like, wow, I can't believe you're doing this. Was she?

1:22:15 be the first to find kid in the back seat of the car fell in the kiddie pool because she's negligent or whatever. It's like sad and terrible. Kids are getting transformed into hamburger meat on a daily basis in the Middle East Dude, you don't have to. Let's get dog to bounty hunter. watch. And I know that you can DVR stuff, but inevitably it's just those commercials, man.

1:25:59 I haven't been paying attention and something's been going on Is there something going on? There's nothing. a lot of those fishermen they they were doing everything under the table so it wasn't like they That's fine. Wasn't it? Make a hard-ass plastic knife. I'm talking about a black man. What is it? Here's the point. It's the best, man. Is it more relaxed?

1:29:13 What they're doing We got him and coffee. But real nice guy, plays video games, has autism. drink vodka and he felt more comfortable like relaxed like he's not so intense and stuff. That's all he does. Right, right, right. And he took one hit. Next thing you know, he was giggling and laughing and talking and he was making sentences. And then they started giving him weed.

1:32:19 Anybody who says there's no medical use for marijuana, you're a goddamn anti-human. Maybe no. That medicine is just curing your symptoms a little bit What? Drew says there's serious withdrawal symptoms. Great. I think him and Nancy Grace are going to burn in a specific part of whatever hell there may be. You know what would be so fun? But if you could shrink Nancy Grace down and have like a pocket Nancy Grace that lived in a little aquarium, that would be the best ever.

1:35:12 dead baby in Florida? Seaman Steins. Yeah. Bella Donna had a little show. Apparently she would finger blast herself I don't know. where they used to test cars for their aerodynamic capabilities. That's what you get mad about. it was seriously like a bucket down the inside of her thighs. I mean if you have to take a leak Yeah it has to Does anybody here squirt?

1:38:43 Keep your mind clean. could you drink the squirt? Of course, It takes every kind of people to make this crazy world. Let's talk about that because it's fucking fascinating. Yes. And under this temple, they found a as far as the gold and the emeralds and all the jewels and stuff. This is fucking crazy. Whatever it means. Well, I can't read it. It's like Bert Kreiser's Twitter name. Thuruvananthapuram. Thuruvananthapuram. It's like Bert Kreiser's Twitter name.

1:42:03 Thiruvananthapuram, please. Yeah, because people get... It's the priests saying God wants these things, Sri Padmanabhaswamy. Well, now the issue is, none of the people know. You know what? Holy shit, man. a drainage sewage thing why the fuck did you call it because well one thing is somebody spray painted finding this in this temple? of grave robbers. People got into temples and stole things. It's one of that stuff was already gone. Thousands of years of grave robbers.

1:46:02 A ton. When they're looking at this dead alien, If you're going to say Iran, you have to say Iraq. I always say Iran. No, It's a message word to people. I had some last night. these you know about the little rollers with the cuneiform cune yeah that's what that's called But they have a lot of that cuneiform script. It's really cool to think that you're sitting here in this air-conditioned room staring at some piece of clay that someone had written on 6 000 years ago yeah you know and

1:48:52 fucking ancient nails Cast iron pegs. and how perfectly sculpted they are and to think about how old that civilization was and that There's a whole website called the sumerian texts and his deduction after all these years of studying it was that there was they have the and I've seen people compare the images to the actual orbits of Earth, it if you don't have a telescope how the fuck are you seeing all that shit if what is it just dumb

1:52:39 down from the sky i mean where find me a religion that talks about an earth-based deity something that comes up Is it possible that what's going on Take away the nuclear power thing, ago because of their their collapse and their civilization is destroyed by natural catastrophe Helicopters landed, and those are the UFOs. Yeah. the form of all of our religions and we all squabble and fight over it. And the squabbling and the fighting is keeping us from reassembling the spaceship that we were building in the beginning.

1:55:20 ...is, like, lost. You've got to get back to Mars. There's volcanoes on Mars? Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's the fun of it. That is what happened there was a we got the spaceship can carry 4,000 people and leave. And take these 4,000 people from Earth, Let's say we terraform Mars, and they land on Mars. storing our information that's the what are we storing our information on?

1:58:23 If you and I had all the time in the world to come up with a way to read this, you know, Can you imagine if it's actually encoded in DNA? like maybe that's what the Fibonacci code is maybe the the Fibonacci code the universe. Could you imagine if maybe there's an infinite number of universes? how weird it seems that as time goes on things seem more and more like a movie

2:01:03 there could be architects of their own universe and there could be built in humor built into these universes that as things become more and more absurd. When the simulator fades out and you blink back into your true existence, But you decided to write some jokes, which is cool. and about how much they love the opportunity to kind of re-look at life, to look at life through a different lens.

2:03:50 and it'll enhance your life, uh talking about this thing with natasha called interpersonal environmentalism which is this idea wanted to see what would happen if he could organize people on a local level is he went to all, he wanted to see what would happen if he could organize people buy shit from this liquor store as a form of activism the place made in three hours ten

2:06:25 you on this day on the condition that you make these changes in your corporation that's the You create sort of a like minded group of humans, you know better place, you can make your world a better place, and you are. but it just requires your energy. It requires you to do it. And we can all do it. We can all And I'm a Christian. To put yourself in the right frequency, like you were talking about in terms of your own personal depression.

2:09:13 think you could turn this fucked up simulator into some kind of amazing new world. Inspiration is like bathing. It's effective, but only for a short period of time. That's why we we would still be talking about it again. me or you as individuals. I mean, as we represent, you know, that the carrot mob thing, I didn't um, That's already established Up until recently

2:11:41 and that idea becomes out there. So now people can do things or Duncan rather, And I hear that that place is the fucking shit. Cool. Woo! Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Your schedule's all weird right now. because he's the fucking man at all these times of talking, you still have And support Duncan. because he always says so there's two S's It's supposed to be a great club.

2:15:13 Oh, that's cool. Yeah, I'm so excited. Son! Fucking get this kid on Ritalin. another hour right now? Duncan Trussell's the shit. If you go to fleshlight.com and fire up your hog.