Joe Rogan Experience #1232 — Nick Di Paolo Transcript

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0:00 crazy dude i have a lot of friends that are fall off crazies So we were talking before the podcast Yes. Who I love. Roger Stone interviewed me on the FBI raided, you know, took him out of his house in his pajamas. Who I love. And are they friends? And it was all political. it was like five guys or three staring at him. Not you, crowd suck. But he sent me a picture of him, 2016, in front of the embassy in London, where what's-his name, was held up? Assange. Really? Yes.

3:00 And so... What? Oh, yeah. Yes. You know, express yourself. radio show on serious and and he uh he did he hosted info wars it was about six months ago he That's not how it went down. well, call me before the show And he said, yeah, let me know. So he's going to threaten him. away all the people around him yeah he gets closer and you know you know you know he's

5:55 Guarantee you. things and the fbi would let them get away with it because they were providing information. They make those decisions where they're just going to help a person who's a criminal because that criminal's providing information that can allow them to get more criminals well yeah larger whitey was them? Who was it? Yeah. And he was working with Whitey?

7:50 Oh, no. You're going to... because he was a longtime FBI informant who corrupted his handlers, the FBI. Department, used Bulger to build cases convicted and look the other way there's nothing linking mueller to that case according to several Jesus Christ, I fucking hate reading shit like that. I mean, how much time do you have to do? I'm not sure. You know they caught him because his wife was yelling and shit all the time?

10:48 Oh, yeah. Of course. I was in Federal Hill in Providence where the mafia started. He had $822,000 in cash and valuables. That's a creepy dude. that way whenever you're doing that whenever you're allowing someone to commit murder and Yeah, exactly. You're not going to succeed. and you're like, Is that the solution? A couple years Fucking chant Yeah.

14:28 But yeah, he's going to threaten Stone with, you know, he's like 66. Like Dershowitz says, they don't just sing. Pass that coffee over here. But where's the high crimes and misdemeanors? You know, Jamie was talking about something yesterday, and I started listening to this recent Sam Harris podcast, and it is fucking fascinating how much Russian troll farms and all these fake accounts and what they're trying to do.

16:22 Yeah. Because the account was a fake account No. I wasn't sure. I just was sort of saying it was Do we need the Russians' help? Well, if you stop stop and think about it has there ever been a time where the left and the like over the top ridiculous and then they'll pose as pro-life people with like a american flag and And this was back in the 80s. a desired result.

18:44 because Russia doesn't have the the kind of money that the united states has they got nothing I mean, it's weird that it works, but it makes sense that it works. center right of center yeah yeah yeah what's wrong with cnn oh do you like it first of all i don't People get on television How about A couple years ago. Oh, he's very smart. yeah it didn't work out so well uh that's fucking funny it is hilarious well you know

21:14 And really funny. Enough is enough. I'm starting to feel that way yeah fucked Bernie out of the primaries. Oh, it's fucking. world back then no it was but they, since I've been a kid. And Ford. do you think that's why he hates him yeah i do that's it that's the only reason yeah the only I'm afraid you're going to get diseased. Because he's an alpha male, blonde-haired, blue-eyed fucking billionaire. What were we just talking about? Why they hate Trump. They never bring up this, though.

24:25 As opposed to Obama going, oh, you can keep your health care. Oh, he's a bullshitter. A little bit. Yeah, it's a great question. I was talking to Mike Baker, who used to work for the CIA. I mean, he took a a selfie and it had bad shit some equity in terms of like media coverage I mean, I think, look, politics, it's a dirty, dirty business. That's why people come to it now.

26:29 And you're going to let a bunch of pencil pushers and button pressers, they're going to tell you what you can and can't say, which direction you can and can't go. Google Yeah you can But what does Google do? He's suing fucking Google. can't have a page on youtube anymore yeah they shut his show down do you remember what it was are developing these communities of like-minded people that didn't

29:25 What is it called? I go, it's hate speech? But this was the way she said it, They're cracking down on people who lean right I brought that up on Tough Crowd years ago. I mean, that's why it's so dangerous. the the adult thing like you have to have an account that says you're 18 or older or something I went to a couple different websites to see it. You know Carolla, don't you?

32:19 I'll check that. It's up. maybe so that that they got a lawsuit they have a video up from an hour ago spotify bans prager Exactly. He brought up the numbers as far as males going into science and math. actual numbers not only that that james demore guy put a page and a half in there on strategies We've known that forever. Well, gender is a social construct.

35:33 I've got some female stuff here from when my kids come over. The problem is, in this society, male energy, male thinking, male – and it is vilified. there are evil men They are evil men Yeah How about that turned out Cisgendered, yes. to say they nope and they were passing it they had her in the the meeting uh the actual uh town There she is. But they called her out.

38:12 Oh, my God. Corrected her usage and demand that she use the word they or them. All of it is. Well, you do that by, and you start with language. And he goes, okay, Louie goes, okay, I'm a location. Yeah What did Dougie say You're a criminal. I don't even know if the person that leaked it, like, was a Louis hater. it to him in the whole crowd the problem with this is if you put this shit online i'm working

40:55 Yeah. He's working shit out. Yeah. And it seems like where it's just talking. I think Seinfeld saw that in a book years ago. sitting looking weird? You'd have to pay for the foam Where do you get this coffee? veteran owned you but you spoke like fuck yeah matt flag veteran owned too good veteran owned Sorry I brought that up. and did a joke about pedophiles and about, you know,

44:21 They are, in my opinion, all this political correctness that we hate so much, shutting down, they are at the in my opinion all this political correctness that we hate so much Much like comedians Dave Chappelle of a pain in the ass. Well, I'm going to put it There's plenty in there for you. But i need to be able to do it correctly like i'm i want Just like the people yelling at her.

46:22 We're going to get Louis louis ck banned from here for smoking on stage and rooster t feathers those the only two places yeah i think that was a long And so, you know, I'd have one one or two but then i really picked up the pace Yeah, you get a... You can't kill me. No it's And I go I'm going to kiss him on the lips. I did that in college. She was so cute when she was young.

49:21 You stop juicing. That's why I don't need it To get your hormone levels checked I mean, I just drive my shoulders But you're a thick dude But this is the biggest I've ever seen you. And it felt good My knees To help that I had him on a show with Mel Gibson. Eight years old. You live to your 100th. I mean, made it himself. That was right up your alley.

51:56 Just being around him, you get this sense of his energy. probably came from Jeb Bush low energy? To go snowboarding. You know? To help me with my one liners I think she was pretty good looking how about lying liberal Nancy's fence and started setting up a I always think, the wall's stupid Because you don't have to. It's not fucking mostly 20-year-old males.

55:12 Yes, absolutely. People should have stayed in Poland. The Irish should have stayed in Italy. You think? People should have stayed in Poland. Have you watched these viral videos? I was faking it, Joe. You know. Hard working. Yeah. I know. And I don't always shake hands and do all that shit after the show. mean fucking you know i was i don't know if you ever get fucking suckered

58:31 I finally looked at her. happened. Nobody got offended. you just fucking said, no, I didn't, man. You think? Jesus Christ. It's great stuff. Ba-ba-ba. You go... blade. You can't let someone punch you. You can see it. Someone could hit you in the eye and you would lose. She really fucking caught me flying. The real problem is when you're not thinking,

1:01:18 But he definitely shouldn't have punched her in the face. You don't want to go into that reptilian part of your brain either that just responds to being assaulted. I thought you were going to... you're not doing anything. If you were alone in a parking lot with that girl, and she punched you in the face like that. And everybody went, you know what?

1:02:27 And what if you were drinking? From behind, though, a dirty one. your ears out if you had the headphones but i uh i was proud of myself and that's why i was laughing If somebody punches you and you punch them back, I don't know what the fucking rules are about that. they you know it should be assault or aggravated assault, I just want to make an example of her.

1:04:44 Really? But I found a guy, this guy Andrew Funk, who's a lawyer, who was a Marine. father that really pisses me off she's nuts how old is this broad's nuts like 2021 goes to school No, I agree. looking for but but uh you know That's ridiculous And the next time You're confusing me now Go for a knee that way. Even in the future, if somebody does that.

1:07:06 Amazing restraint. I don't remember. Some asshole. Yeah, he's just a pussy. And the comedy store back then can happen. It's unfortunate. people that are there to see you it's about their mind and their selfish notion that they want to And then it looks like you're just scolding somebody for no reason. Well, you know. You read their faces and whatnot.

1:09:39 I am so much better. bouncer come across the room and drop her like a fucking used rubber i mean hit her like she was a And they're always in the middle of it. Did you see the one guy? Yeah. Swishy, like homosexual? They give you a community, whether it's a gang or whether it's a criminal organization or whatever it is. But you're seeing now people on the left, like these certain factions of them, not all of them, but people that are calling for violence.

1:12:46 Like Reza Aslan Ron They don't give a fuck It's very- out there and a lot of people just christia they fall into these arguments like how many people do I think there's a polarization between the left and the right, period. Back in the 80s. Well, I don't know about that. Don't take that from me. High crimes and misdemeanors. Let's find out all the things that John Lysa...

1:15:55 What are you pulling up? Or he'll resign or what? No. yeah but isn't that a little odd 15 a day no because i don't know who's making that claim i Trump. Jeff Bezos. Yeah. Who absolutely hates Trump. The total figure of vision to 7,600. Yeah, when someone talks about something and instead of refuting it with facts, they go, That's what I just committed?

1:17:48 But hold on a second. I'm with you. Did they count Obama's? It's horseshit. How about the deep state? Explain to people what you're talking about. The fake dossier. Remember they said- Do you know what he's talking about they had yes they had you have to know this so you're being willfully ignorant no i don't know nick nick i don't know okay i'm Christopher Steele is his name.

1:20:19 But the fact that you don't know that. I'm not saying he doesn't. Like, look, we just showed you all the numbers of the Washington Post provider. Let's see. Well, what is it? it's ridiculous that's what we're talking about why would you put your You can't go... That's hyperbole. thing i mean i'm sure there's many many other things absolutely going over and over again

1:23:28 That dwarfs Watergate. Well, yeah. media who hates his guts i think most politicians arears. I think they're just accustomed to doing that. Would never get credit for it. No heart. get a little heated talking about this stuff but this is politics this is how divisive What I'm saying is, I'm just using it as an example of how divisive politics are. Yeah.

1:25:59 So you start using they and them. yeah i don't think i fall into that um how do you feel about guns do Do you got any of them? What? Got any guns? I don't want to say pro-choice There's states that allow that. Yeah. Okay, I love this dog. Right. And I got girls pregnant when I was younger, and I was glad there was a Planned Parenthood, If you're right on two of ten issues, you're like a fucking Nazi.

1:28:59 you have me on to you know your listeners probably you know like you're like listen to this guy i You're looking at it from the outside. What's the place where they go to meet every year? there's 10 guys they control everything though and it comes true and you do in some areas you're in a i mean you're an artist you're a stand-up I don't agree with him on a lot of things, but he seems like a very nice guy, and I like Adam.

1:32:05 of the fact that they're all – we're getting all of our information. They're doing other things. To what I can't control I'm gonna have to try though Yeah It says if I leave at three, it's going to take four hours. Did I get too cooky? I didn't want to My manager thought Where is the gig? You racist piece of shit. i've talked to almost two of them in the last 40 years.

1:34:36 Don't make me come across as a kid. I was delirious. Oh, I'm not going It was a horrible drive. don't they? I have not seen Bobby in forever. No, those people, they all have guilt complexes they're almost too Midwest for me. Artie Lang got in trouble joke i'm like oh that sounds like a great club yeah which club is this the funny bone yeah it's a chinese restaurant chinese food there oh it's connected to a comedy club. I worked it. What do you mean a Chinese restaurant? It's connected to a Chinese restaurant.

1:37:33 It's a good spot. I'm polishing their knuckles Right now Some sort of protection Come on I'm trying to get you on the sauce Figure out what your Gotta get you off of these though Aren't you one of those guys? So this is from a little bit of an edible. Ain't nobody measuring those fucking things. Yeah? For a lot of people That's what keeps me cool You don't go to Texas?

1:40:08 Maybe you say Jew, and it's not in a hateful way. Dallas is great. in River Oaks? is still there. Houston is a very It's not Yeah it's like, even for us down here. Yeah. Burlington, Vermont. It has to involve comedy. You could have seven castles. I like Texas. Mountains. Sure It's as good to look at You want to make up your mind? Can you imagine if I took these and did your show before?

1:44:13 I don't want to be giggling That's going to get me It would. you're like, No. You want to do that? Well, I can't. I can't. I you ever done the float tank? No. like everybody else does. get you out of here You guys got me out of it. my first album, Maybe I'll have one of those guys For sure Probably That's one of my favorite things and a woman but he does have dreadlocks and they kicked him off the show because he's a white guy

1:46:56 I'd like to go with dreads as a 57-year-old Italian guy. Turtleneck? I watch him work it out, man. I go on sometimes. new stuff out but you would love it it's kind of a bohemian feel to it. It's a little balcony. The fact that you do an hour is very attractive. So New York has some weird little clubs, man. It's so, again, it's like 75 seats. It's a little balcony.

1:48:44 Or I could just go on the road and do a gig in Connecticut or do a gig in Jersey and make actual money. 40 minutes right right you know i mean i gotta get something done uh 15 minutes sets don't that's It's tiny. yeah not the original room i was thinking original the bell yeah i would say like that yeah yeah Governor's is a great club. you know how that happens to some guys,

1:50:39 I walked into Caroline's. Yeah. Oh, it's amazing. Because it's so loose. Shitty tables and, you know, fucking just cheesy. Yeah. hundred people that's right because yeah, you're exactly right. It's great to work out material. shows on a saturday night because it's packed and i know i have something called the what can now let me ask you that that's it can you do that in front of a full room?

1:54:29 people or 400 people it's always different you know we were talking about that last night that Large numbers are weird. Well, if he was doing 10,000 people, those tags would get drowned out in the laughter of all the people around you. and uh i remember watching him at nicks i came in when i first thought of coming and i step in the They were literally bent over.

1:56:05 You know, I think between Sweeney and Gavin and Lenny and those guys that we saw when they were in their prime. they were making three grand a weekend and not having to leave your city yeah making road money No, Gavin would be the host. Doing a tight 15. Oh, yeah. You fucking suck That had a big attitude They did it to everybody though Dom Herrera.

1:58:41 No, not the last one. at the store all the time yeah quit drinking told me quit drinking for two months Very happy for him All the way down to his arm God damn it Come on by. With ice in his glasses, nothing in it. Yeah, and next time, I've got a show Can I plug a couple For free on Monday and Wednesdays And Andrew's partner already sold some stuff to Netflix.

2:01:10 Sunday night, Instagram and Twitter, At Cohoes Hall in New York Right Love you Joe