Joe Rogan Experience #1238 — Brian Redban Transcript

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0:00 four three two one hey fella what's going on hey how's it like to get that quick quick fix oh my with quake to play I probably shouldn't. It takes me a minute when I play games, too. Right now we're just playing it on the local area network, Like who else? I think it was four. I don't know. because I started with Rocket Arena for Quake 2, a combination of Quake 1 and Quake 2. It was pretty fast. Quake 4 was slower, and then Quake 3 became more like Quake 1, a combination of Quake 1 and Quake 2.

3:01 It's got to load. It's tough to explain, like in one gigantic room? How'd you work it out? He was just like, hey, guys, come on. You couldn't talk shit. Yes. Yeah. up a few things first of all the guy seems to be willing to talk about anything it's not that i They seem to be upset about very specific cases where people showed, like, if people were right wing and they were posting things, they were banned.

6:48 I really don't. I don't know. their terms of service. of it like a network, like NBC? Like if you're on NBC, they can decide what's on and what's not on. because my thought about it was, hey, it's fucking crazy to be running Twitter. It's a really powerful but strange medium. has been banned. Has he been banned? know it's probably as simple and cut clean as that you know it's it's not that simple right

10:24 like check your white privilege. a like a predetermined attitude about a race some people have done this they have made I'm not buying that. these differences but at the end of the day the only way we're all going to get true equality crazy reality that it's not your responsibility it's not mine i didn't do it you didn't do it It's not good for anybody.

14:06 They have more money than they could ever spend. This is something that needs to be discussed. This is the one that's in control of social media. enough of it in advance i'm not as involved in it as other people are i'm aware that there's and he's going to bring someone else who's going to explain things to us. they they decided was a line you should be able to work your way back you should there should be

18:03 And without making a whole new but could put them at risk, don't read them i'm sure people say mean things have a good time the thumbs up thumbs down thing What are they trying to do? as little as one or two people yeah so that is probably what's happening to all you folks that think your comments are getting deleted. I have more questions too, especially upon seeing people's reaction to it and upon making myself pay more attention to all these various stories.

21:37 my fuck up i should have prepared more i should have thought about it more but i didn't realize It's all right people, which look, man, easily could have been me at many points of my life that that Radiolab podcast you you you gave them props but the thing about something like 4chan is no you might read some locate where it was by using the webcam and listening to how close they got to it.

24:12 that was like fuck shia labou is some racist and white supremacist that's a cheap way out that's a He will not divide us. Nobody got hurt. it to fuck with people i hate to say this about you folks but every time we have a chick on here Disliking it gives a little bit of power in the algorithm So, that's basically it. Like if it's not something that is, if you're not doing something that you could get kicked off the platform for, right?

27:27 So it's like, I still believe that's a thing, but I'm pretty sure he came out and said it happening for other equally popular celebrities too like taylor swift's and beyonce yeah yeah and who, I mean, do they unsubscribe people? There's a lot. When do you decide? out of their parking lot and he made these funny cute little videos with a little commentary using

30:03 And it was like months ago that he just had like 10. Well, it's also, there's a an explanation of they show how they uh spread the the fuck Jerry guys the marketing team spread that with that orange picture there's a pretty cool watching how many people are unsubscribing to Fuck Jerry and Fat Jew, though. Then it was 14.1. allowing and twitter's allowing piracy well i think they're allowing these people to post videos

32:44 bombs it was hilarious i didn't know it was his i just posted it because someone sent it to me And it's like when your friends are trying to chill, but you have to keep dropping truth bombs. And everybody tries to credit the person who did it, right? I've seen that too. And if they find, like they'll post stuff and then later add the person because the person contacts them.

34:11 I've never accepted any money yet yeah because it's also I think in Instagram's uh you know Yes. But they don't really – they pay the artists a little bit, but mostly they make allify gets ads right but they don't really they pay the the intellectual property get zero money, which is weird. I mean, Andy Warhol wasn't running around taking exact photo duplicates and putting them on his website for sale like these this is when someone's doing

36:39 They just find funny shit all day long. and make a meme out of it and then post that on their page. It's like spoiler alert. It's happened on... We were probably in our 30s. Yeah. How different is that? whether you uh agree with his methods or not it worked he's got his crazy hair he shows you you They know what he did. things to people or to admit that he didn't do it for all that amount of time it just bugs me that

40:30 Maybe he's showing. You guys going to leave me alone? They didn't learn then either, you know? know well that was while it was happening though yeah they they did learn eventually they well, we could tell the first time this was ever put on the internet because you can tie that. what happened like yeah i think beyonce tried to get that picture taken off the internet from her

43:05 That's why I said bans, because they're really good at protecting copyright and their logo and shit. about eating a hooker's pussy or something like whatever it is like fill it make something hope that the instagram model is a fucking hilarious position It was where I said, Sir Mix-a-Lot changed the game. right you make the rocking world go around that's a great goddamn song i didn't see bohemian rhapsody

45:47 But before it happened, Sacha Baron Cohen was sort of in talks for it. You can't. being creative with something like we know this event happened and this event happened the day that things were implied or just seemed odd. He was a pioneer. kails you'll ever see in your life so this guy wasn't just a regular guy like you just substitute And it's from Paul trying to take him down.

49:05 Some crazy producer. Yeah, I don't know. They had to take it off. Dude, they're amazing. The guy's throwing jabs. It's amazing. Mr. T is in it. so what is that, from your eyes. I was looking for I like regular pool. Wow, this looks great. You think you're going to get hit, and when you do get hit and you see red or you see white rather look you just

52:18 What you'd probably do is put gloves on, put some Velcro gloves on, So when you're throwing punches, it doesn't look right. I want to see the jab and they're like right here right here But if you have boxing, those two things are just like gloves. and you don't have footwork. rides now where he's like oh you're parachuting or you're on a roller coaster and stuff i like

55:16 is the same company yeah the void is yeah that's it same place so they have uh the star wars one It's fucking amazing. You feel heat. I didn't know that was in Glendale. regular life's going to suck yeah there's not going to be a disney one's going to want to be in regular life. Regular life's going to suck. Whoa, the whole game? It's not every was more hassle than it was worth this seems like something that would be fucking amazing for the

57:32 a camera you could get the entire octagon if you did it with several different ones of those. They're very experimental. They don't always show everything they're trying out though but problem with it be cool to try it one time ideally you'd it's weird here it is it's uh i guess it's this little teeny marshall cam is what it's called until one day I saw it online.

59:36 we were like, what the it's a crazy job so that was the the moment dc1 and you see the one below it see that go back to and then turns to me and I turn to him I looked at him and he looked at me and we're like whoa dude that was crazy there's no sport like that some sports just you know they just have this uh this moment Are you serious? No, he has nice brown nipples, but then you're like Janet Jackson.

1:01:59 And his dick root. Doesn't look like he does a lot of squats, though, right? I mean, he's not always around the greatest super athletes. He's around 6'5", 290-pound super athletes who could jump over his fucking head. they had an event set up over the weekend uh so people could test their 40 speed uh up against shirt on and then like after the second song, he's like, you know what didn't need to take his shirt off, right? You know, he had his shirt on

1:03:51 take off his shirt? Yeah, I mean, That's my message. Did you ever wear necklaces? There's a lot of necklace snatchers out there, Brian. And I used to wear a choker Gotta have the bead. Hmm. That's why you don't buy those pants, man. How dare you? They bind Jamie gave me a pair of Yeezys Undead socked them. No. so i'd be like uh okay brianna but you're still a man and then boom that's dead naming you can't

1:08:01 for a while or the term term has been around I just found out about the term maybe a couple weeks ago. There's an article that I was reading. it tends to dehumanize degrade or reinforce negative or harmful stereotypes about a protected Unbelievable. Never even heard that before. They're on the ball. I love that that's all. reiner had a joke about him called him a piece of shit or called him a piece of crap yesterday

1:10:55 If your name used to be Bruce and you changed it to Caitlin, I can't say that. you could tell someone hey you're short and fat and stupid and they don't no one cares saying it's fucking ma'am like you know she knocked some shit over she got violent But fuck you. Because who are you to say? telling people what to do is they want to do the exact opposite this is one of the first things

1:14:51 think he really knew why Some weird ones. Oh, that's another thing Cash app being a sponsor and about how it's helped Justin Renz fight for the Forgotten Charity. And he wasn't entirely honest with me about what he had said about Sandy Hook. even though I'm in public because they were saying that they were lying about their kids being killed. So not only

1:17:35 I called him after I heard about it. the fucking Rockefellers, whatever it is. these fucking talking points are talking points about him in specific not talking to anybody It's not helping me as a person on another job. And between doing stand-up and podcasts and UFC commentator and running a family, inspirational that have to do with the military would be great for recruitment.

1:20:17 That's probably the case in some instances too. united states of america a no protest zone was it the united states of america wasn't vancouver was it was seattle i think i thought it was vancouver no i think it's seattle world trade organization That was real. and call me a demon he's not in a good place you're not in a good place when you're defending

1:22:42 I don't hate you, Alex Jones. If you listen to this. I'm more sorry of what you said about those kids. no matter who it is. Somebody like Alex just seems like he's getting worse and worse. Whether I would have him on And he said Not one, many times. and talking to him about all this shit and what it's like. Like, what? It sounds like schizophrenia.

1:25:47 That's like Bill Maher. The name of his production company is uh kid love which is his nameable slogan basically then he makes jokes government control morgues and eat the pituitary gland as quickly as possible uh and and get high So I think that it's a real bad feeling being stuck on the outside, too, don't think jack dorsey is really the guy who's looking at each individual person that gets banned

1:28:39 and said get rid of this motherfucker that's possible too yeah like here's another one right here's one that people had an issue with and one thing you could say okay um like uh when kathy griffin held up the Is that why that is? that smirking cunt of a kid that got in the face of this beautiful indigenous man Yeah. the guy who was uh hellboy yeah ron perlman ron perlman was like motherfuckers are telling me that

1:31:21 That's all it is. fuck that i just found some white old lady and i beat her ass like if someone decides that you're We've got to decide what the fuck we're doing. They don't even want to even think or empathize with how you are. savage news oh he got deported right because everyone found out yesterday that he's apparently No, but I'm 51 years old. Could be two.

1:34:26 what do you mean maybe well they're saying he's he's talking he might get a lot of he's still Oh, he's fucked, man. memory wait a second You son of a bitch Oh kidnapping In his garage It said, this is apparently, according to Celebrity News Outlet, and then tied her up for six hours. Jesus Christ Yeah Yeah, she probably curbed one of his wheels? Wasn't enough information on there. I don't know. Yeah.

1:36:56 That's crazy. and then pretending he fell? It's amazing to watch because he didn't know there was a security camera there. But he was bitching up a storm, like he was hurt. I'm just going to go over here. That ain't just a little bit of a scam. where the cops broke into a house where they had heard that there was, other cop's gun that had just fallen she gets shot oh two people are dead and they didn't find any

1:39:38 but he would just keep the package because he knew that this was this guy's house. He was like a super-duper sweet dog. Come on, But you're not a pussy. It's not going to bite you. yeah shoot it someone's fucking dog get all the weed delivered I had to get one It's not even, not even, there's not a single car that I've ever driven that's even close to as fast.

1:42:10 back ludicrous mode is just crazy like the fastest and then it kills your battery well it kills your They got you Way the fuck down How long a moron so it's not going that far That's an option What are you talking about It's got four wheels. There was like... The Acura NSX has two electric motors. You just pull right up into A little boner. especially because Southern California is always fucking sunny, except for today.

1:45:42 I love them. But that fucking car is the future. I don't like how there's no door handles. him but no what he's important the guy's got ideas that are of a magnitude that dummies like you and Those guys are super important. We both had Supras might launch in February. It fell on the ground. that's a buck rogers rocket you're right it looks dope though rogers dude that driving that car

1:48:31 but you have to have convert it you know what's weird, man? Yes. on my car i don't even use my Look at those gamer seats right there. It's like you grab it by the handles. $245,000. It's probably going to sell out in five seconds, too. As an Uber and I was amazed by that think it was like 230 i think he said that's not bad though if you're driving around hollywood you

1:51:30 Take that away. What's the to charge to get certain things. That's only after 30 minutes. But you don't want the kind of power that would it take. So it's basically an Audi R8, a next generation Audi R8. eChance is probably what they're calling it. dick hard years in advance you could have ordered it in 2015 so rude though oh man so rude to get see a picture of that or not um yeah all right

1:54:31 This cock teasing. Came and went with no Bronco. thought it was going to happen at the detroit auto show oh yeah but it came and happened came But they were saying that it has over 700 horsepower. That might be interesting. It doesn't have pictures of it because they haven't released it yet. No, you were saying... exactly what the horsepower rating is because they're still

1:57:15 You definitely smoke cigars. It's a wheel that you spin to drive. Well, you can shift it manually with the paddles. Fake clutch where I can pretend. At the end of the year, kind of? Google that. right now with a manual transmission you get the uh shelby super snake google that you want to see america at its rock hard finest 2019 or 18 shelby super snake 800 motherfucking horsepower wide body

1:59:23 Come on. No, I don't want that. jesus i was like that's great can you imagine just driving people are on autopilot just beating life um and everybody else we'll do better. and we'll figure it out. It's a good sponsor. I would be way happier for them to drop me So that's it for today.