Joe Rogan Experience #1240002 — Michael Schiavello Transcript

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0:00 still sexual because of society because of that's why women think of women as being sexual it's like So if you said to a gay guy, fuck a girl, How much humans adapt. out of toilet paper. and no one that's why they develop tattoo needles. the guy made a weapon what the fuck like it was like fucking in prison man I would not survive it's a dark fucking world man i know a dude who just

2:40 melbourne we have one prison oh we have barwin Prison now, which is in the country. It's like out of Melbourne. Being from Australia, I'm like, fucking prisoners right there, right near the road. Yeah, I believe so. when you consider China we have more people Very crammed. Yeah. San Quentin prison, the land is going to be, Dude, it is in Melbourne the same.

4:37 Used to be just a big ethnic spot, Poltergeist? g-a-o-l yeah so old melbourne jail yeah but pronounced pronounced jail though like miss Chopper Reid's the most popular at the moment. And Chopper's a bonafide celebrity now in Australia. Well, you know, the whole criminal thing in Melbourne at the moment There's only a few of them left now. They're divorced, but she's a big star of it.

7:13 everybody respects them they like the fact that people pick up the tab because they're sort of a romantic thing I grew up in Boston Yeah. Pack your fucking car, hide the fuck up. I heard myself on accent. I love the sound of it. Pack your fucking car. Yeah, I had had it. But I love it. and you're around a bunch of guys who have Boston accents. Really?

9:10 Okay, you're only dealing with city Texas. Really? Yeah. You've got to go there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's speed traps everywhere. you could shoot someone who's trying to repossess your car. Really? Even though what the repo guy's doing is legal, the bank is repossessing its property and they hired this guy to do it, you, obviously. No, but you wouldn't be charged

11:22 shit that you can get away with in Texas. to hold it out in the open as you walk America is great indeed. and some of these kids are going to die, All they're saying is he's very he was obviously his brain wasn't working right he. He had like, he would make these, he would say these things Sometimes it's off, just like some people get cancer and some people get diseases.

13:41 And the only way he could get hard was when chicks vomited. off the off they were frozen frozen so you'd grab it right he's like oh yeah taco bell 1992 Like, also these dudes. You got some crazy shit on TV here. who are fucking behemoths, and just constantly fucking feeding them a popular thing but it's like a thing there's like a feeder community and fucking skinny dudes

15:55 They have so much fat. Yeah, if you just gave them water. I don't think you can just Yeah, but they need some I wonder if you would last, like, if you had, like, a lean guy, would have at least probably just fucking they'll take anybody And when they cut her out of the house, they had to this other dude on this show had had an obsession that he wanted to return to the womb oh whoa and

18:07 back in the little house Wow. by the level of human behavior out there in the world. with that dude, fights just your mind is just it's there it's always in your face you're talking about it you're heard that no i don't think so. you'd buy k1 for their debt i actually heard about a year and a half ago that the price tag Mark Cuban, please. This is a long fucking podcast.

20:47 He's doing this thing with Kevin Smith, I would. going to do some from Ancient Aliens this week September 21st in Denver at the Paramount Theater. The Pabst Theater, Pabst Brewing Company. Do you have a website? Or check me out on Facebook. chiavellovoice.com always man yeah where's mine for the fleshlight at a discount bitches