Joe Rogan Experience #1260001 — Freddy Lockhart Transcript

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0:00 Freddy Lockhart is in the building. Buckle up, bitches. Here. We. Go. They're wearing that Shark Week out. I wonder how many fucking people have died directly as a result of idiots being on their phone, It's a green light. Yeah, there's a lot They thought he did it, but it was just a lie. Tweeted about his dog and then a couple seconds later died. It's like, I know Laurel Canyon like the back of my hand.

2:08 and he's on a mountain road Did you? Yeah. Well, you never drove it. And I was like, what the fuck? And then I got the Porsche. And he loves cars. I'd give everybody 100 bucks to watch it. Some guys will say that's a terrible impression. Is he a comic? Oh, you and Wheels live in the same apartment sometime? And he used to open for Dice Clay back in the day.

4:45 I can't follow it. And he was like, you know, We'll play with a dollar a game. Never got out once never got out Hollywood, man. When you're on I'm just like, Well, now the Yeah. You're not scared. I love Eddie Griffin. I'm not going to name any names, but there's comics in this business. Yeah, okay. You're not scared. But for the last five, he didn't want none of this.

6:57 I said to myself, I'm like, I'm sure you have not been to the moon. He's so crazy. It's like I'd always extract one thing i liked from a comic even if i gets to deal with. The story of the Boondock Saints, the Troy Duffy kid and they made a documentary on him in Hollywood. then. The dudes who were lining up to get what can happen to you. They're going to put it on right after Friends.

10:14 Or say in the world of comedy, Chris Rock shows up to the comedy store. Yeah, something like that. trying to get these people to look at you so you're trying to like perform the most entertaining educate yourself or pick up another passion you know and it's like or you can become completely I remember doing comedy for a real short period of time, less than a year,

12:19 So for years I've been trying to be so fucking nice to him, He said a bunch of really dumb shit. or another these other stand-up comics, their side job of writing sitcoms outside of stand-up But this, watching this, Nothing was going on. like i love drew carey okay yeah i wouldn't want to host the price is right for a fucking million That shows me that you're a creature who is survival of the fittest.

14:59 i smoke too much weed um but anyway he when he does his show, which one is he doing? He's doing one of those You know what I mean? But it's just a fucking gig. But this fucking festering personality of constantly obsessing about his career and negativity. He's got some fucking crazy jealousy about Louis. he's been a cunt to me, Callen's as nice as can be.

16:22 And Callen wanted But I know that he gave Ari unsolicited criticism, because he's doing that to himself. do you guys pretty much So it's like this career that he's had for all these years, 25-plus years, but he still does douchey shit. is exactly what we're talking about Nobody is. Well, it's another thing that Marin had said on the show once And the only way you can truly be positive at all

19:29 I really do. this for 25 fucking more years yeah let's figure this shit out it's not frankie pace this thing That's like a compliment. Here you go. And he goes, this guy thinks I'm old school. thing. I go, am I right, folks? And they start clapping. I go, it's like a rapper term. I go, And that's when he got fucking pissed off at me. breakthrough shit i go look at you you little fat fuck and he goes you're gonna look like me when

22:29 whatever like it's usually the comedy so you'll find guys it's like i'll always say what other The best of the best and the worst of the worst. You would see Freddie Lockhart Or whoever they were putting on why doesn't my cell phone work with the antenna down that was what it was called no not the scirocco maybe it was a shrub whatever it was like a

24:38 It was a decent car. that's awesome just gave it to him go ahead take it he's a nice guy, I bet he still drives that motherfucker. He lives in it now. But because of that, a lot of people develop that sort of habit of just going on stage and not giving a fuck about the clock. Yeah, well, he was kind of crazy. We catch up every once in a while. genius, man. He's a fascinating dude

26:31 He's deep. this fucking thing together? He pieced it all I think he's one of those guys that probably when his wife left the house instead and a whole staff. building fucking cabinets and He's not a fan of comedy. There's these guys that have been around forever. I met Tom Arnold recently. I did met him before. It's funny. He's great. There's these guys

28:31 You've got to catch him and wants to cut your the audio is fucked up, Brian. Well, how do we know what it sounds like on the Ustream? one was terrible, apparently. You get mad at me. I'm getting a big spinning ball. Still? The audio... This plug that's going in here, it's the same plug.