Joe Rogan Experience #1260002 — Freddy Lockhart Transcript

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0:00 recording and we're back you know can't get annoyed really it's amazing that this can even is right out of a goddamn movie if you don't know who he is art bell was the dude who uh he had this Of course he has questions, but he will never question you. Oh, yeah. But for me, there's no comparison. You're in the discussion to the point where you're almost saying shit and like, why aren't you answering me?

2:54 your listeners i'm talking people from finland australia it's like i never even thought i would It's Sam Tripoli. Oh, right. or just with people that I communicate with online. I think it does good. where you can get out there to All of us have our different ways about life, but one of the cool things about having a I think we all are mindful of, you know, I won't speak about something unless I can speak intelligently about it.

5:47 whoops is that me yeah it's me it works so i'll be like yeah yeah but does it sound good yeah they have a billiards hall to play in they still seem like slaves yeah it still seems something And these people are willing workers, but they're really – their environment sucks so bad. like terribly poor places that are just frightening no i've never been there but there's also

7:53 That's what they're trying to do. blow it up china doesn't have to worry about fucking taking over the world china doesn't I mean, it always was a weapon that I could kill you. It used to be I'll kill you. Give me the resources. To me, I think people think of war as much more distasteful. what that war is big business It's unpopular to look at reality.

10:38 Yeah, you? There's brilliant artists all over the world. What that is is a virus. are addicted to it we're addicted to be in these in these conflicts it really is like eisenhower the suburbs it was huge fucking business that war war bonds and all that shit but it's like now it's And the most disappointing part about it is that a lot of these guys, a lot of the troops,

13:44 be the most incredible force ever. We're like France used to be, nigga. as far as people that wanted Australia is a badass country. it's like everywhere they go and it's like i'm gonna stay on your couch mate and be here for It was a long flight. And I think something like 80% of Australia is uninhabited. Yeah, jellyfish. jellyfish to pour this vinegar on them somehow or another it's like lessens the impact but they're

16:52 I get close to the shore and I'll boogie board if I'm feeling frisky. go in my eyes. It happened many times. My balls chafe up. By a jellyfish? Listen, man, they're out there. You know why? didn't have children when I first saw that photo. Why is he doing that? What if your kid got eaten by a fucking crocodile right in front of you? a gun and then they bring him back in and they caught like they're looking for like 12 footers like you can eat them yeah

20:22 wishers they look like they're here to fuck shit up. Anything looks meaner than a fucking crocodile. like an antenna thing? Like sturgeon or something? It looks like a lure in front of him You're lucky you don't live in his world. She's like, I don't like these kind of movies. I go, it's a movie that plays on your fears. And that's fucking badass that that exists.

22:03 want to get crazy you want to get crazy we'll kill you all right but for right now we're out of the game. Here's the deal. We got tanks. I got nuclear weapons. All right? You want to get crazy, you want to get crazy. We let it all go down. Some lady got killed in Africa last week. Ate all her skin, ate her body. That really happened. What was it, in the 30s or the 20s or something?

23:49 Yeah. Oh my god, we're so Oh yeah, and this one hippo was just like slowly walking while there was like all these tigers or lions on it and like just trying to eat it. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. for folks who want to watch this holy shit There's a spot of the world where there's giant monsters taking down 3,000-pound animals, his head and nothing he's sexy you know what i mean bigfoot is very sexy remember that joke you

26:48 like what the fuck so people would be like you know if you really could levitate yeah yeah it's Here's the side I'll take is we have this arrogance as men, basically, that we've conquered all of the earth. You're more inclined to believe that, like the Tibet, than the Bigfoot Sasquatch? Do you know the story of Oliver the Champ? Did you hear that story of Oliver the pur purported man-chimp ever?

28:39 And wanted to fuck women. Chimps don't have any morals, man. was so crude right that they couldn't narrow it down now they're like oh no he's just a fucked up They actually created embryos. It only happens in captivity, I think. But recently, some had reproduced. They're slow because they're twice the size of a normal lion or tiger. Yeah. No, man. I always look for the video and the one in motion.

31:32 the the gene for growth like the the gene for regulating growth gets all fucked up so they That's great. and I started seeing all these fucked up animals they've been messing with. I understand. You know what I mean? It's a good move. I dig deep. When I go to Wikipedia, I check your sources, and then I check your accept a picture. You know what I mean? Well, I don't think... Fred scratches the surface, Joe Rogan. I understand.

32:34 A taigon, this guy says. Wow. If a cat weighs 10 pounds, if a rat weighed 5 pounds, I'm terrified of a rat. man this fucking napoleon dynamite has ruined his life he's made people think it's fictional to 1,000 pounds. It's like even if you drag a little mouse in front of it, they go right into hunt mode. Yeah. they're the genetic cleanup crew they're there to make sure that only the super healthy ones survive

35:49 I think there's a balance. There needs to be like a level of compassion and understanding where you don't want people to suffer you don't want a weird fine line. That's the whole idea of Buddhism, though, and his whole theory about it, You can decide that the world is ending every day of the week. The sky is falling with riots and that crazy guy in Oslo that killed all those kids.

37:58 And it's like isolation and lack of challenge of friends crazy stuff you get your whole life invested in it and it's clearly a distraction from your own You actually can do that. things different things that are affecting the government and affecting but do you think that by like they have an agenda to mock him because there's no corporation They're not real.

41:14 It's like we get you to not focus on the task at hand. You know what I mean? not too bad, not too crazy. It's like you said about Ron Paul. He just looked different. Have you ever seen some of the videos when he was running for governor of Texas? day it must be staggering the pressure of being the president must be unbelievable so of course Remember that?

43:46 If you listen to him talk, people say, oh, well, he fucking owned part of the Houston – was it the Astros? Hard out there for an heir. Yeah. It's all that gangster politics. You know what I mean? dude just locked in a basement somewhere sucking his dick every tuesday oh we're gonna get him Oh, God. and how he fucking figured out how to pull the strings

46:11 The whole Bush administration was so twisted remember yeah yeah absolutely yeah he would go i remember the story mr president when are the This fucking website was on God's internet. He slept at the white house in the creepy and so suppressive, overly invasive sex what was going on with that what was that you know what that was is they were Dude, that's why it's like guys, it's like Rush Limbaugh, and you'll see guys, they're slowly, Glenn Beck, perfect example.

49:24 don't even have to pay taxes that's the craziest thing about a giant religion you don't got to pay taxes They should not be, like, you know, what the fuck on the White House. This guy Obama is only like a few years older than I am. I don't know what that means though. And he was talking about this guy that used to live with him. yeah so now she's got like a fifth degree felony yeah and all this sour kitty milk from her

51:32 Have you seen her lately? She needs a man to slow kiss her. No? Freddy Lockhart, You're just a furry beast. Don't you think? Yeah. No, what's gay is I have a boner and tight jeans right now. I brought one. What was that? You know what? But you do have enemies. Let's call them detractractors let's call them whatever we need to call them but you do have people like we were talking about people

53:51 And they fucking hate that. And people can say that that's a negative thing and it Either they don't have good friends or they don't have people that are rational around It's because of your fucking peers. roll together really have that same uh sort of sensibility when it comes to things you know and You can choose to set your sails in a positive direction.

55:48 and you keep your mind open, I really felt like I was running on ice skates and slipping all over that level. You always don't know what the fuck you're doing. And that's what – and it goes for all walks, not even just your career. sometimes I'm guilty Figure it out, There's a lot of bitches out there that Dude, I tell my three-year-old to stop whining.

58:20 I'm like the comic book guy of hip-hop. just like i turn into such a dick if somebody does. And don't you always say, look, I'm not special. But eventually, no, this too shall fucking pass. We're engineered to love each other's company. Rationalize all you want, I'll cry. I teared up. That wasn't a Pixar movie. It wasn't? No. And she doesn't do it often, but it's like I've become very intolerant of people who it's like you have the intellect.

1:01:27 Everything you need to know is out there. You'll be laughing so much by the end of that. It's suspicious to me a dude, say, who comes from his hometown and doesn't have any buddies back home. back home sure I have two or three touch with yeah but that's it there's there was a bunch that He's a great guy. His cousin was there. And we're all sitting obviously yours especially is so much different than it used to be you know what i mean like a

1:03:55 My junior year in high – or yeah, my junior year, his senior year, I was a jock. He's like, hey, let's ditch and go play pool. got into steve miller you know what i mean like the basic pool hall song. Steve Miller is the most famous guy that no one can recognize. Some people call me the space cowboy. That's ridiculous. And it's like he was one of those guys.

1:05:48 Oh, right. He helped me deliver hard, never complained. four in the morning to like nine and he was like i can't believe you do this every week you fucking That was the only thing in my whole life I wasn't lazy at. I think I lasted, I think I did two weeks. know and that East Coast, carpenter's apprentice. He wasn't doing as much people doing renovations and doing things they not necessarily need but they might want.

1:08:45 But he showed me that you could be a pothead in Driven. or something like that. Jesus Christ, man. I think it's real big, but I think it's not real. Really? That's talking expert shit. I hope I would love to tell him look I see I'm sorry. I know. So what you telling me? I love Ice-T, man. I'd like to be buddies with him. I hope that works out someday.

1:10:33 Yeah, Final Level. I don't care. Colors. Yeah, I used to have all those on cassette, son. And then Syndicate and then – what was it? You know, that he might go back into the pimp game. His pimp hand is strong. The thing is When life gives you lemons, tell it to suck your dick, Joe Rogan. When Fear Factor gets back on it, let's get a jet. I say let's. He's going to Is that true? 55 million. Does he really have that much money? Probably not. When Fear Factor gets back on, let's get a jet.

1:12:38 some things better than a jet. Then I'll fly through the sky. A mosquito helicopter. They're fucking dope. This mosquito helicopter is tiny, man. Base price, I think up to a quarter mil, but I'm talking about, think about that. You've got to be a goddamn Jedi knight as a driver already, too. fucking picture video dude let's get one. he would like It was a joke.

1:15:11 Deep Breath. Like the camera's just shaking. It was just like. The aftershocks are ruthless, man. Isn't that crazy? Like this crazy thump, thump, thump. There was an earthquake. shifting and shit but i felt so helpless i was like there's nobody you could call this is one surface of the So Montana at one point in time was like under the ocean. crossbone shit yeah but don't go near or chernobyl this is it we broke one of the spots yeah we

1:19:09 It's crazy. And it's just like what happened with Venice here in California. Unless they can come up with some engineering – You know, and then everybody wants to go, oh, but the history. They loved it. Wintertime. Yeah. It's like I don't – do you think they were put there by aliens? He's really a big proponent of what's called the ancient alien or alien astronaut theory that, you know,

1:21:19 It's an interesting topic, you know. i mean monumental like you know like i use a bigfoot thing as an example or luckness whatever It was a preacher that killed his wife and the wife and the mother of his children It was creepy as fuck. to his ear, and he's like, he didn't even And he even told her. She denied the affair. And she's on the witness stand telling everyone that he killed his wife

1:24:08 and his eyes are shifting back and forth and left and right. They're figuring – look, they're bullshitting people all day long with this religion, with until it's like, but you know what? They're trying to throw you off course. Supposedly this is a video on YouTube that's got like almost 6 million hits. The Man Who Can Move Anything. There's a photo online, I guess there's a video of it too, of this gigantic earth-crushing machine that they have in Russia.

1:26:18 stop and think about it man look human beings are capable of ingenious feats. And whether it's building some giant machine to move things So there's a lot of it. They did it amazing. but it seems to be that it can be done, yeah. It makes sense, right? And so what they were looking at was like saying like, So it was like, oh, they're paid workers. have in modern times it's like look you know we knew flat screen tvs were coming in the 70s we

1:29:59 were concentrating on that died off and other people didn't take up the discipline and you Everybody moved out and then moved into far inferior shitholes that were right down the street. What a fascinating time it must have been. it's like it sucks let's go see what's over there and if it sucks yeah we're fucked but we'll stay You won't be stuck, bro.

1:32:11 Perhaps we'll use rubber worms. That sounds crazy. They get up to 40-something pounds. They'll eat babies. There probably is. or are we going to go? Feels bizarre. He said, guys are going to be syndicated the globe over you know that who knows most of your staff return And then Matt Kunitz is the nicest guy ever. Like I was saying, they don't do that.

1:35:27 It's still on everywhere. like even other NBC, the other affiliates were fighting It's because back when you guys were on the air, Right. insane oh dude they're so nuts i wish i could fucking tell you them yeah there's some of them I saw people with HD. Well, that's one of the things they thought about. His wife did. Yeah, it looked like he thought he was going to too,

1:38:07 Yeah, that's my go-to shit. But that's the best way to control somebody, man. He's about 6'5". Real talk. him that he was drunk and i was trying to tell him uh you know there's no need for me you to be And I go, really? I go, you're not allowed to work He's like, who the fuck do you think you are? I go, it ain't that easy, dude. and then he he backed away but then he came again and then he gave brian a hard time it's like intimidating

1:40:51 Yeah, he's a good guy. You're held to a higher standard. is wrestle some dude who lives in the middle of nowhere. and they're beating work it out together. or something like that Nah, homeboy. Stephen Dorff, I would say that's one of them too he was he was in goddamn blade um he's still He's right, too. Dude, take me to Fear Factor and take me to UFC again.

1:42:58 It'll eat up a lot of your time, man. about a bad call well it looked like from one angle it looked like it could have been a little Dan Henderson fucking put a whooping on him. flat lines, arms out, and then And then Fedor rolls over. And then you see him face plant, and he's out. Especially when a guy like Dan fucking Henderson is dropping hammers on your head.

1:45:35 I got hit one time, hit in the head, and then I hit a bumper of a car. we kicked this dudes ass and that dudes ass gonna get my ass kicked the other day with you like there was some guy screaming at pass in We were walking towards you. and he runs with the camera, Yeah, right. He was nutty. Hey, I got this script I'd love you to read. caliendo show did you have uh guys that were coming to you with sitcom ideas and all kinds

1:48:42 What are you talking about? and boom, that's going to change everything. No. Shazam! Okay, explain this. And what it is, it's like a hookah hose. Are you endorsing this? Yeah. Not everybody should be doing that. Some people lose their jobs because they can't stop jerking off at work. Can't happen. We're doing it once a week now. we're working with and we're putting together this alpha brain package.

1:51:33 What are you selling? um the football player and that they're all, you know, I don't take it at night because I don't want to have these nutty fucking impossible dreams. It's called Alpha Brain. This is Homeboy Went To. a shamanic experience, and he's going to buy I'm scared to try it. But what I am telling you is as a product, I think there's some merit to this.

1:54:40 And I think it's probably also one of those things that in time as you continue to do I feel energetic. But if you can find that balance, man. They're a delicious combination. August 13th, I'm in Milwaukee at the Pabst Theater. They also have a lot of guys that fight in the UFC. night and then the UFC's the next night. So that's August 13th in Milwaukee At the Pabst Theater

1:56:53 Are at the Paramount Theater But Joey's banned From the Comedy Works, but Joey's banned He can't work the Comedy Works. You gotta see Joey Diaz But that shit ain't happening. This is your new name. You know we love you bitches Rogan Jolly old time