Joe Rogan Experience #1278 — Kevin Hart Transcript

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0:00 here we go in five four three two one have a a bunch of laziness and a bunch of bullshit around you naturally it's going to feed off you're But I see a guy like The Rock. Like, I'm a person, I function high off of six to seven hours. i'm an early riser and now that i'm getting older you know if i can get in that bed by efficient you know like you're always going you're always burning and hard so your body's like when

4:05 When I look at your Instagram, your social media, and you're just constantly going like, God damn. Even though it's still active and I got to be dad and I'm with the kids and the wife and this conversation and I'm running around and I'm back and forth that still acts as downtime for me like I'm shutting the work off so the phone is in the Yeah. figured it out i mean you've got so much success it's not you have to be with that fucking phone

6:12 We're able to stay in communication with old people, find new people. shit all day you start to see yourself being a part of the negative shit yeah so what i've learned device beat me and at one point i definitely did at one point it was everything it was everything didn't know how to get to i don't even remember do you remember thomas guides do you ever have

8:34 But it really fucked me up because I was like, how do, we don't even know how to do the common, But that's when the light bulb started to click. I still think it's dope with all of the things that we can do on it. Huh? And I want to be able to have those moments. The biggest scare happened already with the FaceTime shit that happened where— Because if it's that easy to have a bug like that, what's the thing that's not a bug that's

11:06 Mr. Hart Immersion There is no privacy outside It's how you doing. And just hope and pray that we find a middle ground. Because I think right now there isn't one. And people want to see you and they want to stick that camera in front of you but there's going to come a point Like the thing that's popular is the failure. Right. so it doesn't mean anything to you the way it means something to a regular person.

14:48 That's why when they see you, they're like, oh, shit. Yeah, I'm eating bad. And he's like, yo, I got to get a picture, man. the sink wash my hands he was just sitting behind the wall and he's like got his phone out and i'm They're about to put something up of me shitting. Yeah. There's not even a thought about it's a bathroom. Right. don't know how to write it i don't think i would know what to put down it's been a minute man yeah

18:06 you and that's when people think that you're an asshole because they they they they have the It's been pretty crazy for, like, the last four to five. So when you see a comedian, especially if you're a fan of a comedian you're associating everything with Where do you work out your shit? And the goal is to get out of there with just a foundation. on that run then i take it to like a small theater.

21:41 If it doesn't, then I'll go back to small theaters and then I'll go to an arena again. people act like you just turn on a new hour. Well, especially while you're always doing movies and you're always busy with a bunch of other stuff too. I'm out the Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday year we did 157 shows on my irresponsible tour wow 157 shows before you decided to put it on the

23:47 I'm now focusing on what the next special is going to be. Now it's talking about what the new version of myself is going to be. come out that seems like a schedule a lot of people are doing now within the brand, If I'm trying to cheat it, you recreating yourself how are you constantly showing that you're growing for me the only way Well, politics. so when it came off as if i was a person that was divisive that was tough you're talking about the

28:02 I'm sorry. talking about it because now i feel like i'm feeding into yes what i'm not i i know i'm not Understand that I'm not a hateful person. And then it still became a conversation. I hope that you guys can forgive me for those jokes of old. It becomes a point of attention. you know, Yeah. I said, I'm not aware. right information is key when people get information they process the information

32:50 Yes. Clickbait. That's what we want to see. What's cool is being negative. Man, Titanic. Why? Man, I ain't got titanic fucking bullshit why man i ain't got i know why now tell me why why'd you hate it i ain't got time to talk to y'all about that yeah, me too. Leaves YouTube comments? The type of people Right here Now, have you always been like this?

35:52 and I'm fine. The reason why I'm fine is because I'm genuinely happy. I'm happy. I go, yo, I didn't have the family shit when I was stronger you don't you don't you don't get time from me my team heartbeat productions the people You can't shake that Being broken is not a hard thing. I don't knock anybody for it. and the way that every day he wakes up

39:03 The more that I can give that out It's not forced. I thought the upside was good. You have a beautiful day. It's snapping. I see it. you getting it from books did someone teach you how to think like this i'm getting it from the experiences and from the real understanding of perfection doesn't exist. You're going to do things, but somewhere along the lines,

43:01 At this age I want you to live your life And redo Where's this energy devoted to? In every life It will change. Eventually, it's going to turn around. Catch it That spoke to you this way Not be better than other people. Be the best for you. If you're in school and you're going to class, I'm not asking you to get straight A's. Because I thought I wanted to do it.

45:53 Then you're going to finish swimming It all ain't the best. He's a giant. Viking genes. I'm paying homage to the people and I look back after my training, So I can say I did it. Come on. He's in Atlanta. I done got my ass whipped in every couple times. I'm not in there with. That is a problem with celebrities trying to spar. It's James Toney's a mean man.

48:35 The whole time. That's hurtful. I had a guy that's got a Mikey I've been sparring with. I understand pivots. I just want to say that I did it and I learned and I can move and I looked apart because I put time into it. You're like, are in the most amazing shape in the universe. I don't know where the air is coming from. I'm searching for it. them they got one more good fight in them and let's uh maybe at the end of the year then we'll

51:11 Because of the internet See what you just did there Well, the internet is very positive for me. the goods yeah we're talking about the goods so when you talk about positive kevin how have you Like, when do you think you got enough? You know, when you see what's out there. our community is knowledge. I ain't got it after that. We can switch it up. place let me get mine let me get mine now take whatever. Let me get it. The knowledge isn't given.

54:31 What? How many people partake in the stock world? And is there a part that isn't necessarily gambling? Is there a low risk part? These this not the information isn't there. But it's coming from a person that fucked up money. Thank God I was able to fix it and get on the right path. I buy real estate. But as you get older, you learn this. But there is a high volume of it that's that's non-existent to people that are good people.

57:30 They're help leading in charge and just saying, how can we get to the people that we feel need the financial information the most? Before they go into the next stages of their life But I'm authentic because you don't relate. i don't relate to you but throwing somebody in a situation that's lived it You'll get why I do so much. Why aren't you trying to do everything?

59:45 You feel good about that. I don't leave here and go, yo, that's dope as shit. I don't want to be you or beat you. And I look at how you maneuver You're gonna come competition yeah i'm not interested in that either i share the exact same feelings it's not a I can't stand that fucking car. It could be the smallest shit in the world. Fucking can't stand this hardwood tape.

1:02:22 Right. What? I was like, what are you talking about? i said do you ever worry that maybe you're putting out this energy and you're manifesting something it's funny y'all laughing bill like where's the punchline in it there's no punchline he gets so Midgets at the time. I remember telling this joke and a phone book comes flying on the stage. was than what you're saying now.

1:06:43 I'm staying in the two bedroom apartment. I come home I go in the back Get out. He was so concerned with finishing that he didn't even break stride. 100%. Did you ever see that what was it I ask that you just watch Elephant in the Room, one of his specials. but he was on television with some woman who was saying that you should never tell jokes about

1:10:04 What makes you, why would you even say those things? Yeah. It's a thought. it's not with the intent of sparking hatred it's all trying to make you laugh yeah that's it like It wasn't, Jesus Christ, dudes and and and there's no way that i could say no some of the stuff that i heard him say Those kids will not be missed. Keep him off the stage. it's weird because right now within the times I'm,

1:13:46 I, That's that just exists. I'm going to find another comedian that's more to my liking. I think it's just a bunch of people that have an ability to influence things now that didn't have an ability before. fucking video that him being megan mccain have you seen this no And we're going to, That fucking riverboat casino captain If you're that tough, come on The View.

1:16:38 I'll fuck his corpse. Wait a minute. we need him it's out there we need guys like that i mean the the beautiful thing of what we're And this man gets on this hoverboard and takes if you saw mike tyson fall on Some people were watching it go, oh, no, laugh. Some people were watching it go, Falling makes all right come on stop it you stink get out of here stink ass my little son 17 months when he

1:19:53 That's it. What are you talking about? seen in my damn life. Got up. I'm like, I start thinking about brain trauma and CTE and long-term repercussions of the impact. That's after the laugh for me. And the guy stomped him and sent him flying. You ever seen one of the guy That's brilliant. Leave me alone. That's all head. Your chest is caved in right there.

1:22:05 get some power behind that kick and also if you lost the weight you'd have these incredible legs Like if you look at like But you know when Exactly. Start exercising. I'm literally just. I'm a healthy eater because I'm not a foodie. Fried chicken. Yes, man. You know what I mean? Bop, got hit. I'm there. either i'm a healthy guy so do you take vitamins or supplements or anything i i used to take uh

1:26:25 of all, like in whole. Just try it. where I'm putting people in a position But you're not in it to look like all these different people. Right now, just VitaHustle. Vita hustle vital hustle is my only one right now so it's Man, look That's why you're here It's more than a multivitamin Tocotranols Look it up. You don't go the cheap route. Because it wasn't right in the beginning.

1:29:49 What do we compare it to until I felt that now when I launch? whole line that Kevin Hart has slowly developed You're goddamn right I take it I do a lot, man. Everybody around me shuts down. Yeah. Sundays are light days, I need to train. that's supposed to be about me Is starting off with the biggest bang Five Yeah To get injured and overworked I do that shit all the time.

1:33:58 You got to move past that. Where you go to. They go in there. You can't be eating before that Yeah You feel like you did something Connecting knots Like I will be One of those Put me in the back gonna see you that's what i'm saying can i be in a place where they don't see me in the beginning we did it we worked on and i think i threw a couple good kicks a couple good front kicks and

1:36:54 there's so many different variations of each different individual move and entries into new well it's good for a kid to have that in your head where you know how to defend yourself confidence yeah you need that for confidence it'll help you avoid things too well i i tell my kids Because you're going to get tested. That's real. I'm going to talk. or this extracurricular activity or learn this and learn that didn't exist that is the big conundrum of successful

1:40:06 You're raising your kids in a completely different way than literally what brought you to the dance in the first place the hunger Nothing's going to register when I'm yelling. And what I had to really realize is they didn't ask to be born into this yeah you know For me, it's tough because I got good kids, good students. I try to show my kids where I grew up thinking it's going to be like, oh, my goodness.

1:42:19 Everybody, get in the car right now. How did you even play? The middle, that was somebody else. Hey, shut up. Wow. Y'all walk. They selling drugs. Drove them all around. Before you get to this, that don't yeah what how did you you don't also the advantage that they had growing up the way Chris Rock's joke is so great that he used to tell about how he keeps a bag packed at the front door because he don't believe that this shit is his

1:46:00 You know, it's like David Goggin says, you are uncommon amongst uncommon men. That means I don't want to go back to living to obtain more. man yeah you know we're we're we're all writing a book what's your book look like Because of all that was done Made education this. If you get to two, what happens if you get to three? why can't i fucking create cooking products lotions scents there's so much that some people

1:50:12 Why not? Like when you find different things to be excited about, it makes me happy. is up to you but people people have different roles they can go down the education wasn't to learn but then when you get out and you realize like oh this actually benefits me this is making me a better person it's making me wiser it's 100 percent the reality and it's weird

1:52:51 I have listened to books. I like things that are real and that are presented in front of me. Great fucking book. I get it Certain friends Dwayne Wade wrote a book Feeling like they can't. I get it. Oh, wow. Hmm. Didn't know that, D. This is like I will show you now Hours on end. Subtitle ideas. take him down you should be dead God. Fucking can't stand this.

1:57:03 The best way to take away the problem is to alienate yourself from it. Damn. Why don't you think the highest of yourself? i got a 585 on my sat conf Confessions. I didn't even take mine. Swear to God. That's what I was told. Because the same people that I went in a rush to go to Great Adventure with, they had taken an SAT the week before. I just got left behind.

2:00:03 Hey, jackass. Now, if I got gotta take a goddamn test When they give all those grades back 100 but the fact that a guy like you comes out and talks about it like that I'm fine with all the things that have happened to me that have been exposed. and at nighttime the moon going to be there mistakes life goes on let me figure out life from this point i'm a life goes on type of guy

2:03:00 It's very motivating. No I want you guys That I have So I think I'm going to end up Like I said this health and wellness side Jumanji, you want promoted, Bye everybody