Joe Rogan Experience #1298 — Neal Brennan Transcript

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0:00 Let me sign my waiver. Neil Brennan signed it. i heard that there's a netflix you because before i mean net Netflix doesn't give people ratings but there's a way technology like second hand I have no idea. the operator to conduct an undetectable surveillance operation on any targeted drone. weird sound weapon they think that the cubans are using on yeah americans that were in cuba

2:17 what was that? Was that a sub? Nope, it was a fish. worked at the embassy their apartments were above each other two separate people and both of them And he said that they had found listening devices that were so sophisticated that they were being powered by the natural sway of the building. I like, I mean, I don't love, but it's like. Cause that's what's going to happen.

4:31 Sets. With stuff being just in the air. And the amount of trust it takes, the presumption that we'll just never run out of energy and know good if the wi-fi goes out what are you gonna do yeah like please be care i don't i don't know Like, you know, it's the doomsday thing. They thought people were just hunter-gatherers back then. do you know what i mean like i don't know anything about i was i was talking last night like i don't

8:28 know prostate cancer what my my ass oh yeah cancer and not curious i mean like not like curious in a They're poisonous little dirty DNA. people are like what do you think i'm like i don't that sexual preference at this point to me is about as interesting as like your workout like i just don't care like through his treats that you're straight all the time. Right. If you are,

10:52 no one fucking cares. or you? You just feel bad for them. to come out. What was it, a show? Was that before or after he came out? and gay tom cruise has to save his gay husband john travolta and butvolta gets kidnapped And gay Tom Cruise Wouldn't that be fucking cool? Would that fly? I know plenty of like rough gay guys that'll whoop your ass. Because that's how I feel with someone like Gerard coming out.

13:42 He's just maybe a little. could come out yeah because i wish i wish i had a secret like that yeah because that's how little i give a fuck it's so true absolutely then we're right now we're talking now we're really talking now you're talking my old specials it's like we believe that you believe you're a lesbian yeah but uh you just It wasn't really an action though

16:47 and someone's just gay a fucking kid believe that was easy for him yeah no it would be that but seller is like seriously has a social justice warrior infestation like they need to like spray fatigue at this point yes i think people are just like taught like what's he i don't okay like try to find a new gross no one cared the only way that we'll it goes he raises taxes yeah or then he'll lose his base

19:34 You think so? that the people of alabama vote no it's the it's the the government like the the state legislation And it was like, we don't like that. it's like they don't want to live in a country where that's legal having said that if you google the worldwide rights of abortion it's not legal It bothers me a lot if you're five or six. pro-choice as i yeah like um you're right wing joe everybody knows that um super so i'm so far

23:27 but I wouldn't care if you got it, Yeah. your ability to talk about things and communicate about them because you have to have this very trouble and yeah this is one of the things like when like that parkland joke that he did i was and uh other media outlets got brought the hammer down so hard on him is because they'd heard the He just is like, yeah, some hurricanes you can destroy.

26:13 like how can i'm like first of all because you're a fucking good dude and have been a good dude for the more controversial guys that i have on, where people get upset at me and Well, he's, there's that. also wasn't interested in giving people the ability to do whatever they want he felt like like you know you're giving this guy a platform like look i'm communicating with someone and i like him as

29:23 on who's the lawyer and you know like censoring one is censoring all sort of it's not smart it's it's not good it It's dangerous. Including your joke about, like, you don't agree with yourself. Right. You're like, stop. I don't think it's just that simple. It's, we have a real problem labeling people and labeling people with it's lazy and it's And even if it's not a moral position, even if like that Neil Brennan, he's such a left-wing cuck.

32:45 but he said no and he went with another hair stuff so he totally totally betrayed her all right it's I'm in touch. i think that alabama owns abortion people yeah what it is is the media right now especially Who gives a shit? your newspaper now i'm sorry we don't get to tell you the news anymore by the way we fucked this up No, no, no. because it's just a boxing match but it's completely inaccurate yeah and completely

36:06 the Trump does a lot. Yeah. in a transitionary period that's what i think i think what do you think it gets replaced by them So that's inherently flawed. getting people to sign up but at least they've got them that people actually said i need to support the new york times what is it But if the accidental pregnancy is the real fucking problem, procreate through some sort of you like a girl you make a call well it'll certainly drastically

39:00 He doesn't give a fuck. she's i gotta hire somebody my friend i got a girl on it my friend actually did that he's gay And it's their baby. and then they wound up But then, you know, yeah no it's complicated and it's getting well that's the thing of like it feels like the level antarctica was 84 degrees yeah something in the art circles 84 degrees like three days ago fuck

42:09 Yeah. Oh, we got to take it to the next douchey for italy and they're like oh we gotta take it to the next Somebody, Sam, who's, what's callan's friend sam fighter's mind sam and basically the hard part is millions and millions of people and you can if there's a attacker you can see them you assume helicopter but he's it's he's got to go to get it yeah that's his escape uh he had a great bit

45:22 because you know people are unprepared for it. If you live in the desert, man, you're kind of of fucked you're kind of fucked if the power goes out you don't really Streams will dry up. for sure yeah more things to eat but you might you could still easily starve to death like the I have no fucking idea what you're talking about So a lot of guys that bullet but he at least he knows if he was flinching because if you're flinching you'll see

48:40 You have to have a surprise shot. like a deer well deer deer or bear would be like the most edible thing yeah you want a bear if you You want to get below, like, the frost line. hunt starts to the moment you're successful and you just sat through the whole thing like as a And to survive off of that. If we all like, we all have to be fed, like we all have to team up and that's why humans have survived.

52:08 There's only a thousand Native Americans in this spot. Google that. How much heat would be generated by all this bacteria? Yeah, like there would have to be some Something to ignite it Just for like luck Leave it Yeah have a good person Pick it up You have to leave it you have to leave it Almost 13. That was weird, too. i was like i thought joe was as popular as ever been and then i'm like why is this guy posting

55:54 Jesus. weird third balcony like what do you even i mean i don't know i guess people like communal Larry the Cable Guy created a culture. gender issues you're you're legitimately into all this stuff and you created a tent you can't, You're not, the another reason why i like pockets it's like watching someone exist. Yeah, I think for a long time, people have been doing shows where the show was produced

59:33 yeah it's because it's like a show it's like a i know it's everybody's a character All the guys that are responsible for the, because the other thing is so many this is the first time like in in certainly in media history where guys are in charge of their own everything yeah like you own It's just excellent. And his shows aren't hits. even Seinfeld said that he,

1:01:52 What are you even going to do with it? unfathomable thing. they're still taking 90 yeah you know what i mean yeah even with all the revenues with all like the It was great. You've never met two people who want to bomb less than me and him. And we were like, let's just show it to the crowd. Yeah. good at divining what's special about somebody or what's an innovative segment or you know what i

1:05:20 And at the end, we'll pass a hat around. It'll be 10 years in December. I wonder if they let me Episode 114. No. That was before I realized I should put a beard on, wear a little beard, wear a little scruff. but it's just me but it's also the thing of like you're in these development TV movie worlds and you're like, just let me talk. to the next level but you gotta listen to me joe yeah you know wear a nice shirt that episode you

1:08:41 No, because it's all word word of mouth it's just weird like fucking don't worry about it just show up and talk but uh i can't pay attention to that yeah Yeah. You couldn't explain it to people 10 years ago. Just do it one hour and edit it. 35 minutes on YouTube, which is a lot. So the average would be like three or four minutes for a normal channel.

1:11:42 whole thing or you go to your one of your other yeah whereas youtube like you could stumble upon this accidentally right now someone in their is bad they must be very bad I'm not dumb. yeah and just to have discussions it's also like testing your own feelings about like just like uh, it's a severe thing or whatever the, married to those fucking things i don't need them you know my opinions are the time. I don't, I don't, I'm not married to those fucking things. I don't need them.

1:15:18 Yeah. why, Like, why are you the one who gets to say, even if they're wrong, even if they're wrong, with uh pizzagate and uh various conspiracies and pedophilia and it was it was a real weird one In the basement. Like, in, like, third world countries where we're both fucked with elections, like, the shit like that. with cuba they were going to arm cuban friendlies and have them attack guantanamo bay they were

1:18:29 You guys are so, and that we think are legitimate instances in the news or real attacks and yeah i just think it's a drop it, no one's doing arenas because of a quota. you're complaining like you got one of the most fucking captivating hands of cards in in world I know. it it's like do people like it yeah good i saw it live did you like it yeah i liked it a lot nice

1:21:07 just be a projection it could be my own it could be i'm like auto projecting i'm like i definitely feel it too much but i can imagine how much what percentage of women do you feel like you have to when you're arguing with with people that are super uh dogmatic about whatever they believe in I saw you start to go down that, have to be a hundred percent exactly just it's fine you can still but you're still win the popular

1:23:47 that because alissa milano said because alissa milano said you should withhold sex because in that that was actually by the way it's like based on las estrada like a old greek play wasn't really She was like, well, you know, most wives don't want to have sex with their husbands. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, feel it yeah yeah yeah yeah it feels great

1:26:27 Also, dick. Yeah. He's a big, giant, handsome, beautiful man who seems to be extraordinarily kind. What does it say? And I was like, I'm not a cheater, but I was like every guy trust me. If you got a fucking sex sex strike. or not a lot of countries but a few countries a few yeah enough but if it was legal in this country how much do you think it would shift perceptions

1:30:21 I hate the word whore. where it's like four floors there's an escalator in the middle and then there's just basically like unless you want to be shocked a little. me about that two things bothered me about that one they they accused him of being a part of sex It's like, boy, I wish there was a better system. Like he had to leave, but there was like a dinner before,

1:34:00 I bet she would have stayed at the party for Aquaman. But yeah, there's still, he's still kind of, I mean, we're still doing it for some primal, We get on the elevator at the end. so nothing's ever gonna happen but thank you for expressing your attraction to us i wonder if she Smart. for real like she speaks so she's just like from all over and uh she's a fun she's fun and funny and she's funny to she's fun to be funny

1:36:48 Yeah. No, I literally haven't done any, I don't think. Maybe I did one in the basement once. streams like you know it's it's pretty direct yeah the correlation and i don't know what tom would Yeah? Yes. It's just like unfathomable, Like, oh, this is not good. I'm sorry, former Vice President Biden. Yeah there he is This version took like eight hours maybe six hours you could have multiples going at once like once you're once

1:40:02 help me help me and to give him money and the dad The way he said Coachella is exactly how he would have said it. he is do you have any idea how many sit-ups you have to do to have a stomach like that you got i can get fat on a vacation like one week i gain 10 pounds if i go on a vacation and i just go it's fairly massive, Not with me, Do you drink during the day if you're on vacation without your kids?

1:42:47 And then at night, if I go to dinner, I might have two or three. What do you got? like you fucked up and you just like have a thing that you have a handful of regret yeah it'd take a and then i'll do something later i just you have to keep going when you're 50 years old like your body requires like you can't have too much slacking because difference first of all it's way harder to do the difference between 160 and one like i was at a sauna this past weekend

1:46:06 pain whatever the like you can't you don't want to move right yeah so are you just like still there at 200 degrees good for you yeah they're good and and you feel it markedly different Do you know what I mean by pissed? does you know if i think about my body's like a car that i've been do you still feel like you're lot of pressure on the joints i'm putting a lot of pressure on the muscles you know it's not simple

1:49:23 and you're like, ah! Your body wants to do what it's been doing. days of lifting at least one or two days of martial arts like do a bunch of different shit mix it all do like i got a treadmill and i'm now i have a bow flex i'm proud to say i'm a proud owner of I'm getting my gains, bro. but I'm saying, like, what are you getting from a chin-up bar where you swoop down and elevate and then come back up.

1:52:14 Yeah, for sure. whole series the reverse hyper machine and the the glutes the glute machine where you you know run ton of shit yeah you have to do a ton of shit just to, and she's like, you would take, it would take Do you have to get fired up? Get yourself a trainer, Neil Brennan. I didn't almost buy this I was curious if you've ever Well, what's the maximum amount of resistance though?

1:54:21 I think 148 will take care of most people. That looks badass. it's way it's it's like brand new i don't even know uh the reviews are all pretty strong this is I can't tell you, bro. Since I've started, What's doing what, and now I wrote 4.8. Well, it's like that. I was going to bring it up when, that's an amazing month. Yeah. Well, it's like that. that it's like a net to catch ideas.

1:57:05 i label them late night rambles because i write a lot of times at night after the store so i'm You're not even sure if they mean anything. like living a life that is the thing and it's not that's the one that's not really about women or not about that's Thank you. Yep, yep, yep. So you kind of have to do some old jokes that like fit in the new part.

1:59:44 if I write four jokes, one of them will work. Yeah. Like, and I just my, I'm like, I'm, I usually am like, if I write four jokes, one of them And then sometimes the other ones you're like, man, I don't know if you're alive or not. years later you'll figure it out years later a decade yeah yeah and you're like oh fuck and you like, how many funny people are there in the world?

2:01:18 people speaking freely in public or at least in an organized way in this this format as well podcast and you actually can record yeah and there's like these this thought like i'm on to something i've subject as a hater well couldn't you do you end up probably doing both of them right like a lot another it's not like a structural thing but it's a way to do a show and

2:04:36 at the same time she painted a painting during the song and i was like wow wow see if you can bring it up we'll definitely get the boot yeah but it's very easy quite a character i don't that felt loaded that setup felt loaded joe Oh, cool. I'm in the same town. there was a people saw it three months and it's also the only thing that like it's like well you're gonna make money i don't know i don't

2:07:15 And you're like, you can say you're doing the podcast or you have UFC stuff that go like. quoting his bits and the quoting i mean i think he's just trying to stop people from writing He's got the yonder bags. it's like a fucking but it's worse than a spoiler yeah it is worse than a spoiler because every to come out with a motherfucker of an hour that's what i think i think he's gonna he's constantly

2:10:06 It feels better to not forgive him. I hope. then he starts doing it again and there's you know some bits in there that would have been great if I said on Stays of the Night, because it doesn't cross the comedy barrier. Some of it doesn't work. Some of it doesn't work because it doesn't cross the comedy barrier. crazy um it's great but he knew he's like god damn it there's something in this yeah uh and and also it is fucked up it is a fucked up like it's fucked up you can weaponize

2:12:41 I'm like, that's not his problem. Right. And, you know, look, we work together all the time, man. Our intention is to come up with funny things. just saying like being a chef you just fucking have to cook for 12 10 years 10 12 years just like it's hard and shitty i was like Like, we'll ban. the it's almost that corporate thing where it's like if if um you know Chinese slaves are making phones. Did they make this one?

2:15:52 is responsible for all institutional sexism. he was dumb from beginning to end. and it was stupid yeah of it that way but he did create a lot of thought and joy and like yeah he's responsible for a lot someone kill go god damn he's funny i gotta go to work i gotta yeah that's good but the hate part Like. certain people that it's like i've never hated brian reagan right you know what i mean like

2:18:26 it's a big it's like it's a good place to be but he's fucking so funny if you're naturally Disney's taken all their shit back in like a year or two. product everything they made a lot of money you know what i mean like they and it's millions of yeah and like creativity work grinding too i like grinding i really do it when i'm doing three four Yes, except there's a higher-pitched voice