Joe Rogan Experience #1313 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 episode 1313 ladies and gentlemen that's a it's a number it's a very important number The fourth? When I check in to 1410, I know what room I'm really in. So we went to India, to Dharamsala, and we taught the monks English. just want to put them out on paper, I don't think you can be an atheist in this country. you you're looking at society and you're like 16 you're just starting to think god damn i'm

3:59 And we'll go, hey, we're doing things all wrong, folks. We're middle-aged. Live your life like you want to follow those tenets. Like, why do we have court? And in that world of known liars, that if you want to take Jesus literally, which is you have to in certain forms of Christianity, And then you start realizing that the self and this Jesus that everyone believes in are very similar in the sense that, like, you know, I don't say I believe in gravity.

6:15 You believe in yourself. things have within it this concept of the self and a lot of folks uh have not spent much time when we were Sasquatch hunting, Right. They believed it. It was right around when Book of Mormon was coming out, too. are spiritual people. Americans were the lost tribe of Israel? creature a dragon a butterfly has told him some kind of profound fucking thing yeah and you realize

9:39 But if your Uber driver said that to you, it wouldn't get through because it wasn't like phosphorescent. it was kind of a fairy tale. yeah it's beautiful and they they're the nicest people I know. It's okay. with eternity and so if you have a square oh i get it so the the length the height is twice you're the bubble blower for the week you could start something that became like that's just what

13:25 Yeah. a move in jujitsu called the zombie yeah and what the zombie is is when you're in mission control The doctor says they're dead. It's just like a fungus now or something. That was the first one when they ran. Like when the zombies were chasing after you, that out before there's a guy named dr peter hotez and he was on the podcast and he is a is an expert

16:32 i'm not a biologist at all people looking at us are probably like how do these scientists not know it's not going to be good for the kid but if you're eating really well and you're relaxing I think it contributes to depression. It was nasty. I forget exactly what he said, but it fixed it and it was basically something going on in his gut biome Hey, it's me, it's Joe, it's Duncan,

19:23 It's like, you fucking moron. by the way i'm talking about me this is what i do i you know my bouncing around from like drudge food and that so much of the weirdness that is people are showing these like strange behaviors we get the one thing that i've done over the last week we did a podcast with uh burt and tom and Absolutely. have the average person i'm certainly no expert but amongst the average person i have a much

23:04 out of trees and it's happening all the time and it's magic and you have to have it that way because They're our friends. you're fucking cool as shit it's a cool ass animal yeah it doesn't mean you hate it but you We could actually help the population if they hand out bear tags. people so in the fucking 1800s dude there's a town i think it's called lavesque i think it's

25:14 And to investigate this, they exhumed his body, and his legs were fucking ripped apart. Do you want to be able to walk to your car? Stop. Don't be silly. We definitely shouldn't kill all, man. They'll come into yours, too. Okay? Stop. I'm going to bring back pterodactyls. shoot down them bullets just bounce them down hitting people on the ground I just want to cut it down a little bit.

26:58 And I was really like, I don't know who it was talking about the number of animals that die in a bean field. you could all grow enough vegetables so that you'd have to take place just chewing up the ground and things get caught up in it and that's why when they clean fields when they pick whatever Also, the hilarious thing when it comes to assigning levels of sentience and then based on that, deciding if you should eat something or not,

29:34 And like how they'll send nutrients to their children. Yeah. But we assume that whatever limitations that we have, like, this is where it ends. Right. I think he's a Christian as well. or does the guy just come home every night and the dog has like an internal clock and he knows sorry if you've talked about this a bunch on the podcast but the ufos that we're seeing that the

33:08 They're not seeing it with their own eyes. guys have spotted things with their own eyes i know i know for sure some guys have i'm just i'm But I want to see more. in this weird loop of looking for secrets and looking for mysteries to be solved and looking far higher than commercial or military jets typically fly initially. No, it is Princeton. instances which the AAVs

36:14 Yeah. I want to catch it by the tail. I was actually the one who decided to call them AAVs. one of the strange objects described it as about 40 feet long, shaped like a Tic Tac Candy, like yeah put subliminal text on the screen you'd be like damn i want some popcorn if you just say tic tacs tic tacs people are buying tic tacs right now well we do know

38:56 Like super Apple-like. the earth why wouldn't you have a base in the ocean we never go there do you ever fly over i And it showed up before they could, like, turn that function off for top secret facilities, We don't know what that number is. was going on and had a budget. and he is part of two of the stars. So they spent $22 million to see if the UFOs were a threat?

41:37 It's all, listen, I'm fucking rooting for it. And maybe your brain is creating it. I mean, of the known universe. that... into your head that's right and you And at the end, what they really do That's right. You're right. Especially, where are they coming from? So I'm probably going to say the words wrong and stuff. And that's what is considered your subconscious in the West.

45:45 The Akashic records. I know that sounds like crazy voodoo hippie talk, but it actually makes sense that we all know that there's something that we share. There's an interaction thing. Get out. You hug people with no shirt on. It benefits your biome if it to like pollinate or get out into around and fuck each other you gotta get out there like nature even with animals nature's like nature's like no no no you can't just stand around and fuck each other you

49:00 I mean, this is what inbreeding is, and this is one of the reasons why you have a lot of problems with certain dog species. Got to move. I'm pretty sure it was a sloth. It was some kind of and it hears like a But what a dirty trick nature played on this motherfucker to have him move so slow, everyone can catch you. Like, we're looking at the leaves.

51:03 We must look so fast to them. All they eat is monkeys and sloths. like a drunk guy at a bar and you're trying not to fuck him up yeah please don't make me hit you Back that up again. where this guy who was a photographer, who was one of the scientists who was studying him, got attacked. It's that strong. I prefer to. Yeah. He's 11 pounds? Oh, wow. and I had to bet whether or not you looked up the

54:24 And I was shocked that it was only 25 pounds. I was looking at this thing. Did you see that documentary on falconeering? you know they're not like absorbed in shit like we are they're just out there hunting Jesus. They have GoPros on them and shit. one is the pigeon some of them have to be pigeons right those are pigeons so what is the challenge There might be multiple cool falconry.

57:46 So they get killer birds. There were like giant, giant eagles at some point. ahold of you with its feet it would start ripping you apart with that fucking bolt cutter it has growing out of its face. It would probably be, like like the size of one of Those things are always... ones just started moving into the area like they were flying around my chicken coop and like little

1:00:52 almost we're very high right now ladies and gentlemen but i'm pretty sure that i read that civilizations there because like they're genetically they it's why the sherpas are the fuck happened but back then they thought that you know i mean even in western graveyards you'll No. like, hey, who fucking ate the tomatoes? a lie until you have communication well you could say there's i guess you could say lying is the

1:04:25 Monkeys. And monkeys, too. Monkeys use language and they lie to like navigate through society. Not just people, monkeys. and then they'll they'll yell that something's on the ground they'll run up to the trees they verifiable bullshit so that you don't have to deal with the fact that you aren't in full control of How much of that, like you were saying earlier, how much of that is junk thoughts?

1:06:15 Some of it does. anxiety and this or you could at least displace your own personal anxiety like if i'm That to me is like the purpose of a phone. it chips away percentages of your bandwidth 10 here 5 there 20 there 7 there Yeah. How'd they get that? And it's like, How much time have you spent? You're not really exerting energy when you're sitting still and being quiet.

1:11:31 Why the fuck can't you sit still? yeah people i mean i think it's that's what someone might say is an explanation but i think because inside of you is a behavior pattern In which case, you need to get an Uber, man. Are you something different if you have sugar in your gut? Duncan, just crack open one Coke. Yeah. And you look at like the instant way your mind tries to come up with a bullshit story to write off the fact that you are riding around in a vehicle that you can't control.

1:15:27 You can't stop your hand from bringing something into your fucking mouth. Oh, he's great. I love i love him forwarding laziness globally this guy is galloping down the road yelling into the Yeah. It's amazing. And it's one of the main reasons why I really like to do it first thing in the morning. that now and you start thinking about shit you need to fix.

1:17:57 It's like, hey, hey, hey, we've got a loose screw over here in aisle four. And I love it. Oh, God, man. smart people are like you don't know what you're talking about i know i don't know what i'm talking about they don't either we're I can't even say observatory. Anyway, I don't know what happened there. stuff take me to like a something less scientific yeah who is uh is the express like the daily mail

1:20:51 Will you look that up? But look at that goddamn photo. I mean, what is that? I've watched it a couple times, but it freaks me out. We got this weird little spot. What's spreading? That we need to stay stable and we need to keep i mean imagine relying on that thing to make sure the if you dig deep enough maybe there's a way there's no air down there well that's you got to get air

1:25:00 And then. You know, just the stuff we don't know about. any money, Jamie. hit you know neil degrasse tyson says we're like decades away from being able to divert it Yeah. That was a fucking glacier. came down just smush that motherfucker just that's how it came down like this giant mile high wall who's starting to realize all the trouble they caused lives but still dead

1:29:01 We either say fake news or we say uh not that i'm gonna be dead flying over and looking down it's like it's all the same the cities are mostly all the same the influencers, you know, they're like, some of them are making people dress a certain way, things the way we're doing but they're going to do it what are we going to do oh he's going to You're asking me?

1:32:18 that i look into the world and think man why are people doing that then the world is fucked And she's like, why did you wait a month for this? But it's like personally, when I fucking finally clicked, man, And then maybe there's some teaching. Find out who you are. Who are you really who you are who are you really what are you explore that shit right and then see how you start changing i think that's a real pragmatic

1:35:33 I saw that shit. I thought it was a deep fake. And we all talk about it. It's creepy, man. oh you can't say that you can't say yeah i killed somebody right well you can but if you do that put some perfume on it, for killing people and they're like the look on their fucking face is like You know? you're just a crazy lunatic who is out of control so you'd rather make up a story usually it's

1:40:02 Jesus, God. dm from oj because you made a parody video jesus god because like while i can't guess what he did was he put oj's video where he was talking and in the background he had someone screaming help Maybe, yeah, I mean, how much time does he have left? I know the golf course He's the best I don't think his show is – I don't know where it's at.

1:41:24 Oh. you'd have to have down syndrome. He's just a treasure, that guy. someone like me it's easy for them to do it because they basically got a library of all the and then used them with sound editing and turned it into a whole statement that he never gave before. because I was like, mark down all the words Pretend that Ronald Reagan is trying to start a war with Iran or something like that.

1:44:47 people are doing where they're like you get a phone call from the phone number of your wife suddenly if someone gets your phone number list they're going to be able to call your friends as like that that aspect of it and also just like supply and demand in other words there's one joe gonna want to watch you anymore because they're like i want to watch i love the real rogan but i

1:47:35 Let's say it's 20 years away. If you can make one copy. You're going to enter into this virtual reality. But look, you're going to get to fly dragons and have sex with beautiful women and eat fruit. there's got to be some viruses that people create just to fuck people sure right in the old days for the only way you gotta kill the operating system swipe it clean start from scratch sorry

1:50:15 Having viruses in them People were pointing back to this Being like the weeping angel program where the cia can use your tv to all over some server somewhere could be well that's the thing about the simulation theory tangible in the sense that without this system, you wouldn't be able to experience it. But it stability and the rigidity of the dimension that we exist in is not nearly as firm and not nearly

1:53:42 like who's to say that if if human all the time but when we're when we're just in straight normal consciousness that we experience through the multiverse? It's entirely possible, yeah man bro you taking off the glasses you're getting crazy i just realized i don't get to feel it you know and also if you could remember tastes you wouldn't be so inclined to eat because

1:57:26 Like, there's just no future. Like you don't remember what you ate three days ago, 10 days ago. back running back anyway stud could do a backflip just jump through the air and land and you're And he's jacked, built like a linebacker. Well, not like a, I don't know, football. Defensive back? Running back? He learned how to do that. that defines their existence

1:59:26 to you jamie where um he flips a girl through the air look at that shit he could do flips a girl Hey, I can play the piano, motherfucker. out in the world that people like to smell. Well, I trained for five years. I'm trying to remember. if you're the guy who walks out, look at that fucking hater. That's a, no, that's someone who's like sick. Seriously, guys.

2:02:10 Dude, it's a hunger. Isn't this a great day? So you got to, like, paint reality with words to make it okay this isn't a ghost story i'm not gonna die is it or is you've they've temporarily opened the doors of the infinite vacuum of that worse when they get I mean, you know, it's just weird that I have to tell you. Look at those glaciers. That's a big one for people. Leaving a legacy. It's a big one for people leaving a legacy it's a big one for artists big one for athletes athletes want to leave records that no

2:05:51 Keep that loop going. is it different don't you just enjoy life? Is that the key? fucking actually practice you can't bullshit yourself oh i really don't need to come in today at dunking a ball into a net. of all your human skills because it'll be a difficult thing if you inaccessible by power but is weirdly generally accessible by anybody in other words the only

2:09:16 the thing is that you you are there's always this interesting mountainous rugged terrain separating you from a completely different And I'm like, I want to know who's filming Goggins. Now, the specific learning curve, you might be getting barred from. What? It's like the whole—I mean, it's a cult around these synths, because they did figure out a way to dial in this perfect, specific, beautiful sound that once you even—I mean, like playing music which you know i just do is

2:12:25 Just like, you know, you give kids pots and pans and they fucking bang it together. It's like, you would have it, you make a sound. It gets real cool, but it's just like what you're saying, though. and combine it with most any psychedelic marijuana and what you have there is the ultimate fucking spaceship essentially that you're just like you don't need we're just talking about it's not the

2:14:25 Hours a day. What are you doing? He just gave me the finger at the window. I have a white NASA outfit and an orange one. Those are hundreds of them. some instagram people literally look like cartoons. Their whole face is blurry. A what? Oh, I've heard of that. You're like, whoa. that makes fake models beautiful perfect people yeah every way yeah in every way i agree every way

2:18:42 look like when you go to the gym that That is real. That's not just realistic. who was saying like 100% I meet him in real life got like a health craze predicted for 2021 meaning twinkie sales are going to drop by like 50 because not gonna eat that shit you know you're gonna go chernobyl and fucking oh your stomach's gonna melt at the dinner table but if you could come up with like you know a nice ipa like you were saying

2:21:24 better your brain hasn't Like we managed to have that as our sacrament and still we have civilization. Ayahuasca, DMT. thing right yeah the fox nose yeah that's only a thousand years old i thought you were leading all plant medicines including ayahuasca you saw aoc's tweet yeah it's amazing but she can't get and the dmt entities we can make things up we can make things up. We can make things up. They can't. It doesn't matter if they've taken it and had

2:25:00 hierarchical centralized power they call it the beginning of a global civilization but first we've got to get the purely interconnected. Like, you personally are very unique. Like, you're very, selfish almost always and like this is the reality is that selfishness is an innate quality of being a human. but you get engaged with a person and you're there.

2:27:51 I had merged into something bigger than me. Similarly, if you just get really engaged in You're in it for real and the boundaries you've constructed around you and whatever you think And that's not good. And then there's some people who impose themselves on other people. Centralization, man. And it's like our whole, from like our family structures usually to like the entire way we run our government is usually centralized around one key identity.

2:31:11 you will be the thing that helps me become a real person it's another chosen one yeah you're the so it's the tulku system about earlier, then you stop losing at least some of the amnesia that happens when you get processed of fucking what is that religion oh yeah that's it could have been the acid it could have been the mushrooms it could have been the time you fell on

2:34:17 I want to go play music. When did that happen? It's a big deal over there. monastery so he's a reincarnation well that's comforting to know he's always been with You've only been a rat. statement from the guy i'm recognized my student steven seagal as a reincarnation toku of the There's pageantry in it. But in general, it's more along the lines of here's the basic fundamental principles behind this knot in the cording of a human life that we've discovered.

2:38:09 anyway duca it means wobbly wheel it's more akin to like if you're riding a bike that's got not but somehow you've imagined that it doesn't work like that and every single time you're met with under the balls of an ape you know i'm not gonna take showers i'm gonna just be oozing a stink and working is it working and if it's working great but if it's not and you're trying to pretend it is because you've been doing it so long

2:41:15 And there is a grand conspiracy, know and i think in some of that trick is run because you don't totally understand who you are They really do. these grids and these grids are run by different operating systems that require different behavior Whatever thing it is that you're into, especially ideological, especially lifestyle based, there's always an opposing one.

2:43:33 What if it's a baby? everybody knows that but if you're a hardcore lefty you won't say it and then hardcore righties you were describing which is a natural reaction to someone saying that to you or controlling your life in that way it's aggression so like on both sides it's not that Real recent. inside of you there's some serious serious aggression because that was the way to deal

2:46:23 been going non-stop in a state of constant stress, freaking out. And it's like, what happened? as your purpose may be you want a global civilization of joy whatever the fuck it is it's not working if you're using the exact it's just like, it's the difference between somebody throwing a brick in a bathtub and a It's inviting people like, find out what you are.

2:49:07 So this is the thing. Now maybe there's a new way Yeah, but necessary but necessary and but the people who are not capable of it despise it because they think it's the problem. How about that? Oh, yeah. And it's also it's also part of it yeah i do i mean people have sometimes what's coinciding with the muscular thing is also a dominant aggressive attitude

2:51:50 So, the idea is, like, you've got a continuum of possible ways that humans express themselves. They live for that experience. examples of people who are the opposite of that, who are like completely, you know, in service, But they're like, if I don't do it, well, no one does it. So that's an The real problem with naked aggressive behavior, naked aggression, meaning unprovoked aggression, is that it's entirely selfish.

2:54:10 Duncan Dressel, you're the fucking man. And let's do a shrimp parade too.