Joe Rogan Experience #1326 — Maynard James Keenan Transcript

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0:00 Young Jamie, three, two, one. I wasn't going to say it, but if you're going to bring it up. See? the area they'll have a memory of that so like if you have this hawk come through the the vineyard I'm completely fucked. And then the fucking pigeons come in like crazy. And when the guy's there with the falcon the pigeons just ghost they're gone they Dude, it's wild.

2:39 Because the falcons will go full force into your drone and destroy it. don't they go like 200 miles an hour? So look, these dudes run. Good God. Are you, like, softening in your age? gonna try it out you're gonna stream it's a new thing it's a new thing streaming uh so you can To us it's brand new Wow I'm going to do a thing. Well, it's because you guys are awesome.

5:18 Yeah. On Napster. He's going to try to figure out how to undermine them. Garth Brooks? order for his songs he says that that's what he says yeah we tried to we tried that one before An absolute And away we go So why have you guys not had anything on streaming up until this moment? Or no discussion. Yeah, do you want a knife? Yeah, you're doing it on your phone first.

8:28 I didn't hear what you said. You're out of line. I'm just jealous of his hat. That's some Breaking Bad shit right there. with the fray. We'll get it on Twitter in a minute because I've got more important things to talk about. Farmers with technology. It's like the animal population to be very healthy. three times yeah i got evacuated in october it came real close burnt three houses right in front

10:58 You're not your stuff. I'm like, if you lose all your stuff, you're alive. That's important. when it when it's really snowy. Like everybody's more humble. Remember I kind of talked about that a little bit? It just doesn't turn into some other everybody has a position. man, these are just, they're a poison in terms of dividing people and forgetting they have these conversations openly. So the concept, we're going to lay it out. The idea is that we find

14:34 And then at the end of it, we go back and make sure we re-interview them. It's so common. The problem is that unless you cut your hands off, you're going to take another one. yes understand that the actual chemical reaction in your body to the charge you get on that and the fact that it's fed This is a very unnatural environment. Right. It's going tonight.

18:46 Turn your TV off. Just go talk to somebody. Yeah. and it's insane yeah and when we actually get it away from her and we take her and go and we have Because she's playing with ducks. And you can't forget about this. need better armor and i gotta buy the armor those in-app purchases of the devil yeah so i delete you Drug dealers? he he'll you can call him on his flip phone he'll talk to you but if you text him you're making him

22:26 Even though I've got three bands and three wineries and a restaurant and there's so much disconnected, disconnected, disconnected behavior that we really just need people to reconnect with their loved ones. When? Well, you'll be fine. 400 years? And then weird diseases start showing up and weird funguses that take you out that didn't before. Is that Ace Frehley in the back of your phone?

24:49 Who thinks the world's going to end in 400 years? The thing that we just they'll poke the person that they know is going to blow up at some point so It can be done i think it's got to be done online you know, people dig their heels in the sand There's other monsters that have been nurtured over years to hate each other or hate somebody else, whatever. There's that nurturing, you know, nature versus nurture monster. I get that. I'm talking about the people that you can figure out a way to like,

27:47 there's a few people that i follow on twitter that i only follow them to see how how toxic Oh, he's the politician. Oh, okay. But is he in politics? Well, he's the president of the United States. Yeah, I big fan of politicians. Me neither. Yeah. He's an anti-politician, though. You might like him. Oh, okay. I wouldn't wish that on anybody. yeah when you replace

29:27 Do you know anybody that's a child actor? made it out of that like i don't think anybody has leonardo caprio i feel like he's still an I feel like, It's the same thing. to get the fuck out You're part of nature. So as far as politicians are concerned the ones higher up grounding in terms of literally the ground. especially, like, the rock star world is so strange because it's so image-based

33:02 Well, it was like they were cultivating a thing. But, you know, I remember they were probably messed up. like me do you like me i want you to like me do i get the part i don't get the part i don't Yes. And you end up being like the bands that you are talking about. You have all these other people and their ideas knew that we posted it, because then he can talk to me.

35:40 Yeah. We're going to release it. And so it's not that bad with us. the wrong mental food. actually have to learn about stoves the wrong way. So you don't light the house on fire. Right, yeah. No, is it awful? so in my mind she brushed it off and she's like oh i can't believe i flip like that well i mean No. I'm pretty sure she's okay. asshole honey you should have juked him should have stepped in for the little kid you piece of

39:50 But you're going to learn some things you didn't know about yourself. You have apples? Yeah, Randy's doing that. and just put it in with the apples so that it will just start the fermentation. Like, does it have to be? going to be commercial it'd just be in our tasting rooms oh that's cool yeah wow and so how long is That's the hard part. 40 right that's because i'm a liar um and i'm good at it um no i've done it once uh and it

43:40 This is like an acidic, dry cider, very refreshing. Well, the easiest place for you... I want to take a trip. in Old Town Scottsdale. Oh, I'm definitely in Phoenix. You've got to get Southern Rail, Beckett's Table. Yeah. I've always found it really weird. We did it, and we're like, You should check into it. And if you're going to be a Comerica, you're right by Bianco's.

46:09 Chris Bianco. I'm so, dishes are amazing yeah i'll check in with you in december yeah you'll remember it remember it by This will fuck you up, though. You're like, yeah, we're all going to die. really good for muscle aches okay it's really good really the probably the best thing i've cameron haynes is a runner and he runs marathons and he runs ultra marathons

49:24 can't take that shit every day. All his pain goes away. But you can't take it every day. Yeah. Okay. It's better, people think you're a hippie. It's the fucking people that are really into pot. I thought maybe he was going to jump out Yeah. We got rid of those. all right it's not pot it's people smoke pot all day it's but you can you can apply that to almost

52:41 just a fucking thick cloud of smoke there's be real he doesn't fuck around but he's lucid completely functional you talk to him the guy exercises Even if you just get a little pot? took them and they're finishing one of their ports Yes. Oh. Because I do a lot of things. it um except for you know uh the mansca uh, new and used vinyl on top floor with all

55:39 I couldn't do it at all without her. Nice. I've learned about juiu-jitsu over Yeah. Yeah. jujitsu so much and on the road you're like you know you got some like we only we can only find And it's a good workout. So we roll in. My favorite is the ones you slide on and then you just spin it and they Velcro on. Bang. It helps. Those motherfuckers are like 160 plus pounds.

59:48 And so I'll do it this way. Okay. 365? So how far down do I go? to sit around the idea is that they have like a 10 all this most people i've met guys who are If you grab a jiu-jitsu guy's hand, those hands are made out of wood. ghee mostly yeah yeah but i'm you know i i'm finding on the road it's just traveling it's We do all those things. of the things that happens with wrestlers or any competitive athlete is as your body is going

1:03:00 So you've got to – like defense soap is my thing. I'll have him send you. It's just healthy. And then also what's good is probiotics. Because I have olive trees. And it's just good for your overall well-being. But what I like about the food-based ones is, first of all, they taste good. Your body is not just you. I mean, fucking people die from that stuff.

1:06:26 there that is his chest muscle and he died young man and i think it probably had a lot to do with And he was in the hospital for a long time just dealing with his knee. Here's my key. And he wound up getting staph apparently the week of the fight. Wow. It's nasty. nasty yeah it's cooties That's compromising the way you walk. Oh, and changing gauze twice a day.

1:09:11 Just take this. There's a crater in his leg. nurses. I love doctors. Just happen to be nurses. Well, the rattlesnakes are pretty good about just – The tarantulas, same thing. fuck these things what is it you gotta get a photo? The world is so scary. Fuck, that's huge. centipede uh centipedes on the list but like not above centipede really these things that's why

1:11:58 It's got a ring to it. So apparently the centipede sting is not as intense as the tarantula hawk, from what I read. Yeah, at a certain... Jackass level, how do you know at a certain moment? I don't know. what is that guy's name again? on the podcast. Bang. I'd be like weeping. hat he's wearing. and does the video like this, watch him deal with it. They're horrific.

1:14:27 Third down. The thing about centipedes, too, is they don't just say, am I hungry? like it just that's what it does it sees things it kills it i'm like oh i mean i'm here with a I have the snake too, Like the Make You Work movie? Young Mickey Rourke and old. yeah here's a trailer of it uh no he became a boxer he boxed as an amateur when he was young

1:17:16 And from what I heard, James Toney used to just touch him up every day. and all these other big time movies. and some gals are on that list as well. Okay. All that stuff counts. What about yoga? It's my hotel room. But we are opening I'm not doing it And even though you delegate, you still have to figure out what that person is doing. We have a nice little community.

1:20:11 But then getting into all of a sudden now, cut to many years later, then there's band and there's touring money and there's stuff. you have in the fire and i know you're delegating i know you're you have good people around you but And it's way more sustainable at that point. It's like you seem to enjoy having all these different plates spinning. All these little things going on.

1:22:58 Yeah. or affect how you know what we what we make is a living for doing that touring something like That was before the elections. I remember when you said that to me, I was like, what the fuck is he doing? We have me. it's just pure it's you know it's just pure comedy right it's like it's not you know whatever i'm not It's weird. I feel like it's almost like that is the distraction to keep us all divided and keep us all guessing what the fuck's going on.

1:26:16 We can't tell anybody. Just the bread and circus of it all, right? So just because of the natural progression of where things are going, And I definitely think there's lying. Right. without internet is impossible to us it doesn't even compute but we grew up without it so what war with bows and arrows like they've figured out like that was not the way to do it let's move past

1:29:15 You drive by those lawns and pools around Arizona You ever fuck around know what it is. And they would go there, and Sonny Bono, while he was alive, was trying to figure out a way to detoxify the water and pass That's one of those places where- And just rotting and smelling That's locusts You can eat grasshoppers, too. that's a creepy little fucker isn't it yeah they will tear up an entire vineyard in one night

1:32:05 But it's not native to the area. Yeah, yeah. We had a doggo Argentino that almost died. Is that a chick? Right. They turn, and you can, like, the side shot's the way to get it. It's a fucking strange. Like, we'll just let these pigs go. People's lawns are getting torn up by wild pig populations. like our herbs and the tomatoes, things like that, they just, they thrive. They're very aromatic,

1:35:38 Why do they do better than the heirloom ones? They're amazing. Yeah. But you get a tomato over here from the grocery store and it might as well Do you have well water? Cause it's a, it's, it's a town, so they probably have to treat it just to be safe. But I went ahead and put in a well on every one of them just as a backup plan. I'm like, I can't talk to you anymore.

1:38:06 I've seen it yeah water witch Look at him. That's an asshole. The only thing I worry about wells is every movie where there's bad people, It took like days to get him out. where he doesn't know where it is yeah blind, blind him, right? Look, he's moving his arms. John, if you're listening, It's moving down. Maybe he's one of those. Did you? Do you know,

1:41:05 Robert Tilton. Yeah, that's him. Pretty soon. and your jiu jitsu studio else you're doing it's always great to see you and I'll fly the missus up there Bye, everybody. you