Joe Rogan Experience #133 — Charlie Murphy, Freeze Love Transcript

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0:00 It doesn't feel legit until the music kicks in. I like it. What's going on? Well, I've been in New York. Right. Oh, yeah? Really? Go hard. But he said he kept getting in trouble That's right, man. We're both veterans, man. I was in the Navy. Everybody out there running around playing doctor. it has an effect on you definitely, This could be it at any moment.

3:28 But I'm going to tell you something, man. I was just sitting at the house getting in trouble. Definitely. The boot camp experience. understanding of life. It's just fascinating that we like to pretend that our society is any more evolved than the Romans or than the Greeks. Tear it up. Could you imagine if you were living in Afghanistan, for sudden, tanks show up,

6:16 with tanks and guns and helicopters. The peak, you know, there easily could be an advanced race above, you an advanced country rather, above this one. instantaneous, but in a few months And Berlin is like Manhattan of Europe. since the, you know, since They had that wall there, too. If you try to go into Cuba, they're shooting to kill. is that? What's over there in Area 51?

9:16 And then the rumors get spread. he's an alien. Because most Nah, man, we don't use 10%. Yeah, because I want to know this. You know what I'm saying? Or is it being controlled? misinterpretation of the work of Pierre Class of 85. But there's a lot of tapped into something that we all have, but we No, I'm saying he tapped into something that nobody else tapped into

12:04 Like, you know, just like John Holmes had a big, giant dick. Lex Steel, yeah. You see that guy that was on, they had him on the news. But then I have to go, what is he tapping into that allows him to do that? Jesus Christ. It felt horrible. chess boards in front of us. Oh my God. Oh, really? When it came to common sense things, They got this one guy that's got these

15:06 He draws the whole skyline exactly to a T from memory. I think when you see something like that, you've got to say, okay, clearly there's levels of potential that haven't been tapped. body. It's just not working Wow. Listen to him play the violin. Definitely. go harder with more discipline, further, Yeah. All right. I'm glad he's alive So he doesn't like being touched

18:23 He made me laugh a few times. Fat time. like yeah that's my dick This guy makes films. I mean he doesn't even Jav-Time Boogie. to do 10 minutes, You're gonna get assaulted. that's beautiful. Charlie Murphy, you're a fucking beautiful person. Wrapped around his leg. That is show business. That could be you. Okay, joke's over. the Maxim Comedy Tour. When you went on Chappelle's show, you were

21:58 I think about when I first started doing stand-up. And told me, don't hold back. Do be opening for people and When I first got on stage, I was 21. I probably got paid way more money than I deserved. I'm really going to bust a mic stand on your face. First time. And, you know, they're not booing you or nothing, so go get this money and have fun. Was it because it was too good to be true?

24:50 somebody said, you have to do... In acting, we give Is it that you're already set in your ways and you've got to shift your whole life around because now you're a stand-up comic? are we there yet? And the answer that came back was just be yourself. oh, I'm in Stockholm now That's all I can deliver is me. Your point of view is really irrelevant. You're how old again?

27:18 This is how I see it. the courage to stand in and tell people. Yeah, bombing sucks. TV show. I'm the star of the show. home. It's kind of like the courtship of Eddie's father. Right. blended together, that's what the gist of the show is. Judge Mathis is raw, man. Other people. Shut up. Shut up. This is true. I wouldn't start no type of First he started with Paul.

30:49 He came in the room and started it and got blowed out. the actual room to do the interview. with that guy. Like ping pong. That's what he told the dude. I know you want to go down there and see all them transvestites. Is this information that you get? Judge Mathis is the real deal. I love Judge Mathis. That was one of the days when, that's back when Oscar was still fighting, too.

33:30 He really said that? If I ever see you and Oscar in the same room You make your money with roses flying in the air and all that, I'd do this and that to Mike. Wow. I mean, you probably have encountered it before. Stop it. It's not like him jumping behind the wheel of your truck and trying to beat you on your router. maybe he's more mature. That was it.

35:42 These boys is fighting, man. I think he was working out with Barry Barnes Look at Anderson Silva. 20 seconds It's crazy There's a guy named Marius Pudzianowski just ride them until they wear themselves out. They have the big buff arms they fill up with blood. Then they can't move. They get heavy. and lift up cars and shit. He's throwing something Either way, he's a fucking

37:36 But if they can get you in those first 15 seconds, you could have a real big fucking problem. and kick your back or something. You won't expect it. Now you got me thinking about fights in supermarkets. I was like, you really think you could beat that guy? Come on. Oh, shit. I'm telling you, Maurice Smith, The Ridgehand was the Iceman Yeah, he did, though.

40:27 Who just executed a beautiful open palm strike on national television? and this dude tried to come in with the pie and hit him from the side. 30-year-old pizza ass. He's a bad motherfucker. She comes over. came with it, man. What an old school move, Ask Joe first. But I would hope that I wouldn't do anything stupid. It makes it instant comedy. Fuck yeah.

43:05 Just like there's a lot of dummies that will look at a guy like Mike Tyson I thank God that every time one of them have stepped up, He's been in to witness it. And I've been You know what I'm saying? I see you You can't be haggling with them, God damn. God damn. Right. And that kicked off a riot. fucking crazy man his last wife flynn richard pratt's last oh yeah yeah i seen the wettest

46:19 Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. He went right on the stage with it? Can you imagine if you had a videotape of that? To watch that Watch the ass, to Pryor walking I had to go on after him for weeks, for weeks when he did that. Richard would open his mouth, That's his body now. I don't think he was completely lucid. he was dying, there's not much time left.

49:14 Joe Rogan. And everybody's clapping and standing. I've seen that type of, you know, that work and spirit in other artists, too, like Sammy He was advanced cancer, Yeah. didn't he? from the chemo or something? That's just to show you that there really isn't any help for cancer. That that shit is just not healthy. It's not fun. Eat some cookies, watch some TV.

51:56 How much is genetic, how much of it is medical. or my ex-girlfriend used to work for him, rather. And with both of them, it was like, you know, they got sick. All right? so it's very deadly in its origins a mystery because it could be what you eat You could get your whole system so fucked up from thinking the wrong way, doing the wrong way, eating the wrong way,

54:21 Resolving a grudge is one of the best feelings ever. motherfucker if I see this, negative. I had to learn it. and he said, resentment Right. Go through the, dive through the machine. And the other thing, like you said, you explained to me, you said, yo, don't forget. The best thing to do is just don't even respond. They want to be angry, man. Put that block on you, you take

57:15 A lot of people looking for you to stumble. Look, they're failing. I'm glad it's not the opposite. Are you okay? 20 minutes later. And then they even noticed it. So I finally said to her, Look, bitch, I'm okay. Are you okay? She was dick whipped? You don't want that to be the effect. Back up, man. Nah. I came to see if you were okay. Yes, several times.

1:00:14 I'm obsessed with you. a healthy relationship You broke her dude You okay? I was like, am I okay? I'm tired of being single, man. CO2 Yeah because that dude Oh, okay. The movies are funny, man. this bigger than life person He doesn't get in trouble no more. because I hadn't seen him in years. If you've never seen that Tyson documentary, is it just called Tyson?

1:03:19 Yeah. That's the only man whose house I ever went over, He was like, no, man, no, that's not a cat. It was walking. He wrestled. Because a lion can come up to a limousine and bust a window open and come in there. He plays with him and he takes him in the back, comes back out, And he had other cats there, too. The Mike Tyson story is such a classic fucking story, too.

1:05:38 Jesus Christ. His face was made of iron. There's no fighter out there right now If you look at the He's Bruce Lee right now. In LA. You go to wild card boxing where he trains especially in Asia. I mean, that's shit. How about in L.A., man? where Tosh gets punched in the head by Manny Pacquiao. but it was nothing. That's cool. I was going to bring that up when we were talking about Tyson because I was watching

1:07:50 off. Never came back. So he was only Like, they had nothing. that that kid's gonna have Floyd Mayweather's an artist. Shane Mosley banged him. And it was beautiful, man. He sorts you out, man. He's going to have to get beat. Yeah. That was a great fight. That was a great fight. Off of that. He throws himself into danger. 100% focused on either or they needed to learn something

1:11:08 Birdo got a fight coming up September 3rd. He got a lot better from that one fight. It's going to be much more than if he would have just came in, He lets his hands, you know, good time between fights to heal up. He's older. You know what I'm saying? He lets his hands, you know, good time between fights to heal up. Around the clock he's training. Yeah.

1:12:44 Just fine tunes everything. They showed his training camp. He's already in shape when he gets there. Just playing tunes and everything. Your arms don't get tight. If you keep them long enough it doesn't end well Siegfried and Roy, Well, he didn't because a woman to pull him away from that. Grabbed him by his neck and just dragged him off. Right. It's a tiger.

1:15:28 That's one of the things about bear attacks. The bear is eating her leg. Brian. They found the body. They found the dude that I wrote said. Even at his mouth. I'll beat the crap out of a koala bear. He's headed towards you. What's your first step? and just run right up your pants I believe koala bears rape They're not real. It looks like a little rat family type thing.

1:18:18 like a little bit over half of their body is jaw muscle. How big are they? And they yell constantly. If you look like that, you should be angry. They got low-speed gravity, man. but then you watch these When they come, they go into his den. He may kill That honey badger, That's what they say about the honey badgers. They get hit by the venom. Wow. in their thinking.

1:21:38 how weak we are, man. You laughed. I loved it. jeans commercial at the end of the movie. docks or something. The way he was standing there Yeah, am I a pet? He was a monkey I love watching chimps And this one chimp, they would let him into the cage. And then he sits down, and then he'll play with you. I didn't think it was that funny. He was smart.

1:24:32 for 3D like that highway scene I don't have that kind of free time. How's it going to be? So that part's cool. It sucks. Did you hear my kids screaming in the background? don't get crazy out there he was a badass kid it was like awesome and lame but they needed somebody while they were making that This dude sounded way too California. Conan is Arnold Schwarzenegger, point blank.

1:27:42 They're all going to look weak compared to how he looked when he was flinging around the sword. You know, you don't get a dude who's built like Arnold. They're all going to look weak compared to how he looked when he was flinging around the gym, he probably could pull it off. Schwarzenegger Didn't he have a heart surgery? You have me confused as fuck.

1:28:38 while he's the mayor. This is the cock. and he had a real dad that he grew up with, Now that you know who your father is, He can get in the will. You can make it work. A woman would go live with her mom. The Honey Badger Yeah, 1616 Yeah, I'm going down there. You know what I'm saying? It's going to be, It takes one? That was the longest I ever took off. It's a weird feeling, than two weeks. Right. I took a month off once. That was the longest

1:31:52 at the last factory, how much anxiety But that feeling was there, man, from just that going up, you know, for three weeks, man. I was taking that week off. So when I came you you ain't you and you you worry about that a lot do you think yeah yeah But you're enjoying it too, right? To be a comedian, you have to have a certain level of intelligence. Ah, wow.

1:34:28 and it just baffled me something. He said, even though they're not real Africans, Yeah, he said, everyone thought His name is Trevor. different sense of humor. But now because of the But the thing I remember is I never knew You know, I was just, this was Yeah, there was no internet back then. It was fun. oh, yeah, look what I got here. You can't go, though,

1:37:08 Like I did. Well, there'll be another There's a lot of movies that just bore the shit out of me. And they get out of the pimping game because there's some gangster dudes that come to town and take over the whole industry. they set these two guys up. This is the big one, brother. A cool million. 25, 30 years later, these guys get out figure out that these guys did what they did.

1:39:14 We run this, but it's all an act. what the whole plot was, and they're basically trying to find a way to give the money back without getting killed. the two guys that are after them quiz him on the plot that are ruling the city That's life nowadays. That's what they have to say, life without parole. into the world that they Did you write your book also

1:41:41 You know what I'm saying? Than me sitting here You gotta keep going Without special effects The only thing that may change about the movie is the title because the word pimps again. called My Bad. Here's my idea for Charlie Murphy, Sean. but something that you did to somebody in your past that you wouldn't mind apologizing for. Maybe Peter Chin. I mean, something's wrong with Peter Chen.

1:44:22 and literally start hating him. That wasn't even a real accent. The Ding Dong Show, yeah. He's got amazing tolerance. It doesn't have to be another entertainer. We're going to always make the reenactment Rich falling asleep. You're building my whole digital department up. ready to do the TV show. You go to your website. It's hard to be single. You go through that when you're in high school.

1:47:28 Are you loud? So are you having a sleepover? Definitely. to enjoy those things Quit your job and come with me. I'm not talking about a year So, you know, that's the paradox of my life right now. And that's the part where there's a big hole I'll come and be, Really, you will. Oh, okay. comedian, it's got to be really hard. school starts. Really? You know,

1:51:06 I got to go to Cuba. I'd be like, yeah, let's go. And if you don't offer it, I'm not going to Do you do to support them be the thing that That's the fear of every father. I was seeing him one day a week, Saturday. and Big Willie and whatever. that, you know better. But if you don't There's nothing I can do about that. This is the show. I'm going to have the same challenges as I have in my real life.

1:54:51 When they get there, they check it out. fun buddy for a kid. And it's going to... You don't just go to Disneyland? be able to do it the way you guys. So it's going to – It's a hotel called the redberry right You're going to go crazy, and you should. on St. Patrick's Day Parade I'm not Irish, even though my name is Murphy. and I see all the hoopla on Fifth Avenue.

1:57:27 yo, that's Charlie Murphy. get the f out of here just push through the crowd and run with my kids man and as i'm doing i'm Maybe you could be a furry. That's what I would be. And then when you have somebody that's really not acting like an adult, You got to be careful. like yeah we're gonna get you you know like get his kids and stuff like that. It was fucking scary. Oh, wow.

1:59:59 scream is the way they say it back. who doesn't even He's still doing some stand-up, you know I wish he would put out some DVDs or something. Well, I would think that eventually he's going to have to. life when you got kids. I'm sure you got a couple million dollars, It's safe, man. He lives near hippies, like Silver Springs, Ohio or whatever. It's been a lot of fun being your friend

2:02:34 And I was feeling like Joe I know what it's like. Really? I don't know if you've seen her. I just realized from observing you and your children that you're a pussy of a father. And I was like, really? The mothers don't like other children Someone who really is going to love and respect those kids I don't play that shit, man. You know, but you're not,

2:05:06 I'm going to have to move this Kevin Smith one. It's the Fleshlight, the is it? The Fleshlight. All right, that's it, folks. Oh, okay. Thank you to The Flashlight.