Joe Rogan Experience #1332 — Annie Lederman Transcript

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0:00 hmm hello Annie hello the leopard theme you have leopard jackets today you have a leopard top You're fine. Peg Bundy? She got a new boyfriend. And what does she think? I think he's looking for something with a dick. Yeah. such a dickhead why did i do that i should have just come out yeah or maybe he likes the feminine All right. makes love to him while she pegs him and he wants to be just destroyed you know jesus christ and he

3:33 like standard you know it's like everything keeps getting pushed boundaries keep getting pushed It's like you see him and then you see people behind him in the backstage area milling around. crafty which you know is kind of interesting in any other format i mean it'd be interesting if It's just here she is. Like a buccaneer sword? oh that was the worst didn't make any sense that was one that it just like felt like swallowing a dry rock yeah like how like how's that guy gone it just feel he was just such a big

6:35 And that was the sad part. I don't get it. and travel the world and expose people to all these incredible artists and culinary artists and yet still And then you see people, they just fade. Yeah, I lick it. They must have one already. He kegeled his asshole a little bit when I brought it up. it feels like trump straws it's like smart if bernie had said it if bernie had brought it up

9:55 sexually there's like all these novels written about uh bigfoot just go date a tall armenian Bigfoot erotica. Ooh. Narrated? Really? Boughing Bigfoot? Ann L. Probes. apparently very prolific with her bigfoot erotica she writes quite a few of these how many does she And then just 13 books I bet it's with that Bigfoot 5 Baby. Seymour, right-hand side, all the way to the right, all the way to the right, all the way

12:30 Cuminsider one She looks normal Is that her? Stay at home mother from Colorado no fucking there's no second draft that's what i love to hear by my for my authors you wrote this So click on that Bigfoot insider monster porn Amazon crackdown link. camping trip to Mount Hood National Forest. Horror filled her eyes with a huge c dash dash dash i'm saying that

15:24 This reminds me of my friend from middle school's boyfriend who was Sicilian. Do you think... I bet you the other books didn't take as long either. Seduced by the dark lord. It's like getting fucked fucked taken by pirates seduced by the dark lord it's like I knew how to flip through, flick my bean to it. Selena? What's it called? I only watched a few episodes way back in the day.

17:50 And then she got super hot and that big ass was exposed to us in Selena outfits. That doesn't make sense. Oh my God. and then he saw the model in real life and was like hey twitter and she's like what are you And agreed to seek counseling for drug and psychological problems How did it end? Okay. And getting shocked I don't think I've been Maybe he's

20:42 Wow. but you know what doesn't seem like a long time ago? 70 to 80 It's not And the younger kids right now This is coming from someone that's zero style In Santa Fe I met Tate in He's pretty open about it shirt that had yolks on it oh if you worked there if you worked there not when you went in yeah High maintenance Until I moved out of Santa Fe Yeah and I got to do comedy that's

23:44 had blacked out completely. I woke up. first and everything and then i remembered that someone who didn't a girl that didn't like me had helped me that's all i could remember it was someone who usually hated they had told me if they had caught me because i ended up finding my scooter on the side of the Yeah, because I had to go to the hospital and stuff.

25:50 Yeah, I looked crazy, but I was a drunk. And he goes, do you not remember me? And he's like, some girl. named mahogany running for my life this is a long good i just have a lot of stories and not a story and they make like a compilation headshot. I mean, I maybe could have done commercials or something. And so she likes anything that's like a little on the fringe that she could brag about at her book club or whatever.

28:45 so anyway so then okay so i was i went to this place in jersey city in jersey city i don't know and he was a little creepy like he would say things like if i was your age but he never There was nothing real about it. I don't, Mahogany didn't like how close we were so he separated us and he said you can't see each other anymore and I was like well I don't feel safe if I can't talk to this guy I just would

31:08 hanging i mean i looked like a prostitute the cops ended up coming and they thought i was a prostitute yeah they're like we should and i think they the cops told them that they should arrest my parents. Yeah. Yeah. work on it because to forgive them yeah because well i blame myself for all of it for most of it like looking back on the wild fucking hilarious yeah there's some crazy shit there's some romance to

33:31 hilarious people did blame people yeah i guess that's kinnison yeah kinnison was always you know Saw him live a few times. Yeah. He was a doctor. He's probably not. like if you're a podiatrist you're good at fixing feet if you're you know an orthopedic surgeon and i get angry at them i'm like what well i think all you need is a balanced diet i'm like well you're retarded like what are you talking about that's a and by that

37:05 trying to figure out what the fuck is good for you and what's not good for you and some chubby if you follow someone like dr ronda Patrick, you realize really quickly that she I only eat elk. I got some waiting for you. Are you a good cook? Do you have a thermometer? You'll get a sense of when it's good. I can't you want want me because i didn't get to it well you were talking

39:30 that has come out on the other side, celebrity rehab right did you ever watch that show uh-uh one of the best parts about it was that was like seven years to get my apartment clean yeah it can get distracting it doesn't things at once it's like why yeah because it's gonna make me i'm gonna slow down so much i might have to like deal with my own shit yeah so like

41:27 You know Dollar Mende? That's why I like to wear all my crazy things, too. i love it now i'm really into it i want that shit what is that oh here it goes I would like it better if it was like the dollar symbol. And he is so good. i mean i don't know this i really don't know what michael jackson did i don't know and i don't think but it was so good i was listening to the music i was like god damn this guy was amazing

44:57 Now, whether this doctor is telling the truth or not. was a weird life according to the doctor his his father did did something to him like chemical Because his voice was insane. people would let their children there's a recording A lot of boys dancing for kings. He died never nutting, but always beautiful singing. Yeah, I played it for a friend of mine the other night,

47:18 He was born in 1958, and those recordings were done in 1902 to 1904, Yeah, the whole thing's dark. for you and you're nervous to be here, but I'm your friend I am trying to be chill. And this is a more chill, less jokey. We one time, we went to, we were at the post office. Yeah, we recorded one and then it just wasn't funny. Yeah. I'm not done. mean an aunt which is fucking one of our best stories my daddy's funny so she doesn't realize

50:31 face well you know except cum shots obviously no i mean like uh you know oh you know i don't yeah I mean, I'm sure they like to fuck. and a lot of cats down he could peg oh he can peg himself yeah you remember uh elizabeth taylor Yeah. And then one guy chugging we went to this college at my college and i'm going out of business just this little younger than i am because i just blacked out five years you should write about those days

53:49 i draw too so i haven't drawn in a while but i drew like a coloring book once that i never I wanted to move to LA I had met people out in LA and I thought that was where I wanted to go but set list and then i completely black out. I'm so nervous. Like, fuck you, you piece of shit. He just kept buying them. and when i think but you'd only had one set at a karaoke bar and then the second set where you

57:09 drinking was one of them i had talked to a comic before uh that set at the open mic and he had said So I Drinking didn't help with it I think it was the Lower East Side. that lifestyle so I did go to I did 90 and 90 I did a meeting every day for 90 days and then I And he did the same thing. High speed chases Yeah you're standing up the difference it's just a very chill christianity so it's were those the pilgrims pacifist pilgrims

1:00:25 very it's just you sit in silence so the churches there's two types there's programmed and at all you just stand up and you say whatever you want wow and so you're not reading You're just so little and you're just sitting there silently. affected me they put me on antidepressants a little bit but i was pretty good at being like of people didn't go through their healing process or anything too

1:02:49 I think I would be, it's pretty loose. anyway what happened i just got really like i got really mad i don't know i got really mad running around so mad at who I'm like who am I mad at I did a lot of like when it first happened And I can't just be running around like this unsheathed sword. And so he would go out at night with a bat looking for a black guy to start trouble.

1:05:49 It was one of the most embarrassing that I got so man-hating. i don't have the capacity to hate an entire group of people and i certainly like i have brothers i pushing my buttons. Well, yeah, some of it's not going to be, but some certainly is. And Someone was calling me an alt-right white you can't just claim you're gonna It's this fight against each other.

1:09:24 like i had a mom because It was all poorly thought out. It's like there's no gray area. They also freeze you in the one moment that you said the thing and then there's no before or after there's no growth there's nothing it's like you're fucking everyone you want to paint so many people i should say want to paint people as being a problem or a Like, do you know how unhappy you're going to be in your life if you're expecting other people to come cower to all of your demands

1:11:59 look it seems worse though it seems like every time i check if i if i don't check twitter for when i was extra angry and feeling you know you you have this whole system around you important than actual communication well it's attention too so it's you know they're maybe comments for good things it's just as bad as looking up for bad things yeah i mean some people think it's a good idea to gauge like whether or not the conversation

1:14:51 and being silly yeah like wait a minute who's this bitch yeah you know like that doesn't make This is finding entertainment out of these really real things that have happened to people in this pain. It's real. Like, there's a whole plot line, and then they catch the person, and the way the editing is, and they have the interviews. several months later the hbo released the jinx six episode documentary blah blah blah captivating

1:17:08 what's sort of like get to adulthood more with the victim it may be more relevant to you and more gripping and then if you empathize very just the way he looked at me was weird he overly complimented me in an inappropriate way and he set me up with sc Epstein at 10th Planet, Yeah, that's the thing that women have to deal with, This is their moment.

1:20:05 you really have it they're always unfolding a paper they've always got something they need to you told me you sold fanny packs yeahanny packs every month i have to keep restocking Dice Clay had a fanny pack on this is fucking excellent. right there see that craft yeah we'll do a little craft show that's not hard puffy paints just do it with glue you

1:22:33 Dude, that's a good look for you. No, no, no, no, no. They can throw their. They're young. No, no, no, no, no. That's not what they're doing. It's like he would wear that. to see your tampons hide your purse maybe i don't know you never know with these young boys these um to what degree do i have to partake in your self-esteem right that's a good way of looking

1:25:20 before about how it's like if you're expecting the world to accommodate to you, like your safe space is inside yourself. And you're unfulfilling. trying to see what they can get away with yes yes they're little kids how far can i go they're plain make-believe Thank you so much. go but can we please just keep the chatter to a minimum it's affecting my

1:27:18 Where is he? Right in the lower right-hand say girls i could be there say girls i don't care this is you're you're crazy please do not use Watch this on YouTube. Go write a Bigfoot fuck book and make millions. And every single fucking thing that everybody around them does, maybe they were listening to something else and they didn't know that that's

1:29:20 Now is unacceptable. talked about that in the 60s it was one of his bits in the 60s he would he would call people They rerouted him. Right. She's really funny. about comedy you should be excited that there's a show about stand-up comedy in the 1950s and 60s. It's like a historical thing. watched this one live video of him a lot i don't think you said that i wear it did did she no i listen to elton john a lot did you yeah i watched this one live video of him a

1:32:45 She's probably rich. But that's where, like, that all Pray the Gay Away stuff is. rotten or whatever i mean i definitely have my own shame and i know probably everyone carries I have a new genre. and construction workers and indians and cowboys and then a band's gonna come out and they're all catholic schools were the biggest hoes i know they could anal doesn't count they couldn't wait to get

1:36:06 You just can't have it. Yes. it's amazing i love i could just i could walk bottomless and they would just i've talked to because of duck dynasty one of the guys from duck dynasty was giving i don't get it i don't understand Every gay porn would start with a... So he knows all those guys. Yeah, I don't know how. I give him the credit for Duck Dynasty, whether he wants it or not.

1:39:24 I don't know. Yeah. You just don't have to. You're just being taken on this dumb dumb ride and you're just like It's like season 1 million A couple times And 19 years later And, yeah, but here's the deal. Stockpiling all the cheese? Is he an integral part of the show? They would get canceled. I think he's conservative. can german but isn't that a funny thing like that's like third reich is like everyone knows

1:42:58 The second would be 1871 to 1918. Brian Moses was saying that Hitler was into bull semen. That's Hitler. And then went and talked Mussolini out of leaving the war. But bull semen The guys at the I always think about like he was so concerned if the horse if you look at the math the size of a horse dick oh i have the size of a body cavity it's like terminology for someone who's sexually attracted to farm animals and so or animals period and so

1:46:56 of the brain that that handles your genitals and your feet are right next they're adjacent so i just didn't know i thought i was just walking around in you know in slides didn't know i was and she'll post pictures of her DMs. and I just, guys are into fat girls too but there's a big difference between that and feet men are just This is so weird. I knew, obviously, because I've had a lot of sexual attention even very young.

1:50:21 of left with the burden of this shift. Yeah, we haven't. who are they well they wouldn't survive if there was a uh you know the roman army was invading all of your ego and your emotions and your fight fight or flight like all of that the stuff please, I didn't know and don't kill me. I feel like they don't have anybody. This is so weird. When I meet

1:53:14 And then we become famous people together You're already in this weird club You think about the things you learned on the podcast almost like you would look at a religious doctrine. alone like i'm because people think that if like your life is in order right now that it's always Cha-ching? I'm guessing. to surround them with diamonds yeah just order them you don't even think about it because you're

1:55:32 Because. That's the joke. You know what I mean I think we should Most of what we're calling cultural appropriation today is people looking for a reason to complain. but then when people from China or Japan find out that we're wearing Japanese geisha clothes. well that's different because then you feel like someone's copying you you know whatever i just

1:57:36 you will be given everything you need please don't stop using gender exactly you're gonna be so I'm fucking trying I'm at the It's a big state. Talk in the microphone. The end of October, second to last weekend. Okay. That was fun.