Joe Rogan Experience #1339 — Everlast Transcript

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0:00 What is that thing you say when you clink glasses? I'm probably saying it real, I mean, like let it slide, because I didn't want to seem like a dork. You know? made whiskey you know so the irish would so the irish would never rule the world when you see a shit is healed up still smacking people don't do that Conor didn't really. It can kind of be interpreted as hitting, but it really ain't quite a hit.

2:30 stop him from doing checks when he threw that guy's phone down the ground stomped it in miami He figured it out. Yeah, so quick. in pretty sure he said exactly those that's exactly what he said he was going to do right I see how a guy moves. He just had me winning, you know, the whole Irish thing. if he wins a fight, and It's insane how many people fly over.

5:46 I used to think Brazilian fans were crazy until I saw the Irish fans. the same song like thousands of them together singing the same song i remember the first time He's got to fight in Dublin in a soccer stadium. Doesn't the time have a lot to do with it, too, when they do it on the European thing? We would have guys come over to my house and we would watch Pride at like 3 o'clock in Japanese time. That's how Pride used to be. We would get up at, like, we would have guys come over my house,

7:45 totally do it live i was hip to that mma share thing a long time ago they always had the bootleg But you started seeing them shutting them down. the middle of somewhere so you would lean on whatever you could as a fan and but they they and you have that little static IP address, I do not understand. Maybe that factors in. Tops. instagram now but old fights like old fights yeah so i'm pretty sure they showed steep bay just

10:31 The shots he took. Everything he got hit with was hard as hell but he saw it all coming yep and he didn't let him get pretty good shots but stipe ate him and then, oh, Stipe could take a fucking shot. And it hit him. He's one of my favorite people to do commentary with, man, for sure. Fuck Rose That in the middle of And he's a hell of a fighter, and he was dominating in the first round. Do you think he's going to fight again?

12:51 the first round and then uh Bob Cook was yelling at him in the second round keep your damn hands up And when he picked him up and dumped him, you're like, Jesus Christ, DC's good. I'm done. Isn't it? distance then then it changes that narrative but he came back and and he his original thing was like you ain't that guy I think it was called LA MMA at the time or something like that.

15:41 His fucking power is preposterous, though. Flatline people at 205 He was like happy with it craig jones who's this uh brazilian jiu-jitsu guy from australia that's a murderer he's a leg lock if that guy wound up winning the heavyweight title? Then he goes up to light heavyweight. And then he comes back to the UFC. Timing, too. This is from recently

17:57 I would think For so long to make 170. that's insane god bless oh my god 278 oh my god 170 oh my god he was 170 170 pound champion Let's just talk. Yeah, crazy. And I think wrestlers, they know where they stand in the wrestling food chain. youngest ever ufc heavyweight champion the youngest ever uf UFC heavyweight champion. The youngest ever UFC heavyweight champion, Josh Barnett.

20:17 He lost like one round as a heavyweight. But it's just built, it's just distributed very differently. trying to figure out if it's ever going to happen is is dc going to fight brock lesnar and jesus I mean, it was just, these are brilliant shots. Then, whap, he would go to it again. Wow. If I could just see it. i need to see like i'm comparing it to like an experience as like ringside experience where i'm like how often i'm like about

24:03 it was a whole different game i'd be in almost almost every one because most of them were in Vegas. I'm trying to figure out how. watching fights with friends and and laughing no i've watched it a few times. Good combination of things. it's like little kids are listening to this which is kind of weird right like if you say fuck true and there would be like judgment of like when to use and why use it and then they would

26:49 I was watching that fight like this. that paulo costa guy is for real man he's for. If he can do that to Yoel, if he can stay on top of Yoel like that, We were, you know, it was my 50th slap sunday so we were out saturday That's what I'm saying. All the Cypress guys. the Cuban amateur system That is preposterous. That's an action figure of him in those two rounds in my book i thought he won close close not bad enough to be like

30:07 Again, I've made a lot of money. Yeah, for sure. And your guy has been live to 60 fucking UFCs. That's like, I wasn't around a long time ago. dude I never even five or six years like a Kentucky Woo! he's such a character in his prime with his suits jet flying alligator wearing i was a WCW guy, man, and Ric Flair was the man. I think he's involved with the WWE,

33:04 Jeremiah Watkins, right? Who else? No, he he's not i'm giving out fake news fake news that's That's right. They even go live, these dorks they fly out to Because he's got like 40 Rolexes. Dude, you started that shit then, dude. But this is the, as you, you know, you get older, Dude, man, that's an artist. where you interacted with one of these wrestling organizations wcw or wwf when i was growing up

36:48 had happened before but their whole show was about cats cutting their faces open and bleeding during Did you see that? also like i don't want to fight anymore i'm gonna go finish this movie fighting is like just you mindset. I'm going on my Chopped off a superstar's finger. I think it happened. I said, all right, I'll be there as soon as I can. They're so gentle.

39:53 and his finger was, like, permanently curled. just lopped off the fucking finger like crazy she was pretty gangster though i have to say she was she took it to the fucking And hooked her shit up. If you don't get the bone. Yeah. It would sound terrible, though. I'm talking about self-healing, uh wormhole situation and somehow i don't even know if it's a youtube video or someone else but

42:38 And the motherfucker's talking. And he, So this guy had, uh, a bunch of people who think Mandela died in prison. That's the universe you watch it everything that came out, there was all these shows up a door to a parallel universe, but i'm not even saying like blaming anybody for it i'm saying dismissing it as an issue i'm I wish it would just be like, hey, guys, it's getting really hot.

46:46 But we know that at least part of what the problem is, is people. warmer you see the statistics you see everybody freaking out the amazon's on fire have you seen Truth has been compromised, man. Well, I read this. And you think a picture of a copy and pasted Instagram thing over something that was from Facebook fucking 12 years ago? What argument is that?

49:15 I'm just using that as an example of what the state of things are as they are. They got everybody though. They got i don't know whatever the fuck he is he's got a big job and he fell for it it's oh it's bizarro tell me about that just you're gonna invest It's super, super possible the way he breaks it down. Everything changes when you wake up. You think the world is static because it is when you're awake you have

52:03 happen when you're dreaming what What is all that about? Or a simulation. Or assimilation. with the guy who runs my studio, fucking weirder and crazier because like that's kind of why we're here that's part of the ride You're trying to figure out, am I distributing my energy right? that's a movie. It's a magic type shit Let's go American, goddammit. Cheers.

54:56 Yeah. I'm a huge fan of that. I got a chance to listen to it in advance before it's released, They have a new song that he just released. His new album is fucking incredible. all of this uh the did like all these crazy animations it's like a film that takes place try to go for it as a professional musician until he was like 36 his wife talked him into it

57:12 country like you can't even you don't even know what to say now this new stuff is not country of like yo shit that excites you so this it's just like, you know, you know, You know what I mean? Well, you switched up to like whitey ford sings the blues everybody was like whoa like what is this Yeah. there and he just heard the song and jumped like wow what the fuck is that you know I mean and and

1:00:10 When you get those ideas, I mean, and play every night or any amazing comedian doc you know and you got the little you know he's the only guy ever that you want to hear the old His Instagram's hilarious, too. He sets shit off. I actually found out about that song because Stylebender would come out to fight with Smile Bitch. And just like almost like a naturally curious guy.

1:02:43 If Schultz tells me that someone's good I'll buy it kinda like you thing going on I know He's up there now. I'm telling you, man, you couldn't find him for a while. So what do you want to do today, man? They got their own university, Beat Junkies Institute of Technology. You know how we do. I think so, right? and honey honey I really do I think so right

1:05:43 And no we don't complain Like yes sir, no sir, truly it's an honor Farmer of drama, harvestin' karma We do the good cocaine, and we don't feel no pain. Mothers love their son We do the good cocaine You know I don't complain Brand new sneakers and a fat gold chain October right hit the road and was you know maybe two weeks in and get a in new york i get a call from the wife the fire is right across the hill like i live literally

1:10:15 the, And there's a fire truck in the neighborhood thank goodness and as my wife's putting the final like stuff in the car like the kids are in there she's putting all the dogs and you know whatever Garage went. So, everybody just has these big, huge, like, those just spiny-looking trees, you know what I mean, that go, that cover, turn into a wall, basically.

1:11:48 It was frightening. We were texting back and forth. couldn't even it was yeah you couldn't even like really get a perspective like well for your own in their cars and it sounds ridiculous Like there's just not really. So she, you know, looks forward to all that. which was a crazy thing to witness happen in a human like person like come to that understanding

1:14:57 Absolutely. sprinklers. That house was pristine. kind of futuristically predicted a fire and put that on and where but after now it's like yo if because there hadn't been for many many many something's clearly happening, When did you move to LA? They didn't, right? And we're like passing by where like all these people were freaking out because a guy apparently just tried to run into the highway.

1:18:05 just got the fuck out of dodge that was the first time that had ever happened ever for me uh living The last thing before I get on a plane I had to fly to I have to literally drive up to Panga, hit the 118, take that all the way out to, like, the 20, whatever it is, the 3, 23, or the 27. like off the chain with fucking looting so like i had motherfuckers pull up on me i literally knew

1:20:36 I had already like just assumed it was all gone, important thing you know that everybody knows that we even a fucking psychopath knows that You know, in a weird way. we get soft There's consequences to living here. Something's happening. Cilantro. Have you written shit now do you sit down and write like on a piece of paper or do you write while you're no music

1:23:51 If you really listen to what I'm doing, it's very visual. It's there. But it'll be all within an energy inside the brain. I can't. ways it happens for me like you know if i'm doing like a hip-hop ish or hip pure hip-hop project And once I see something I really like, No, that's not good. You know what I mean? almost like i almost envy the comedy i wonder if you guys ever envy the comic who quite doesn't

1:27:56 Who cares? It's good for everybody. The thing that gets in the way more than anything is the way right the thing that gets yeah in the way more than anything for sure the way you view yourself i wouldn't you want You know what I mean? a good time with them as well but when you decide okay this one is going to be recorded like this how do you make that conclusion for me it's uh

1:30:35 they know oh yeah this i hear that let's do you know it's you can start a song will tell you what I look at my ideas like this, but also because I don't write them down and then i'll go to bed and then if it's there in the morning in this in the same form I have the total opposite approach in terms of writing comedy. You know what I mean? if I get halfway through it and I'm not even satisfied with it,

1:33:35 that i'm just like it's my process it's like just the way i do like you know again also i think it No, I get it. I'm content. or anything but like better than average no you got you got a good life. Take care of my family. I'm 50. Yeah. valve replacement at 28 dude it's my heartbeat. it pumps the blood out of the flap. Shout out to the St. Jude's people.

1:37:19 And that's why you're here. No. like just a he's just a genuinely really nice guy who just loved making sitcoms and um when he died A while after they had brought me in because it took them a minute to figure out what's wrong with me. head of surgery there like the guy who like did a double eight like nine hour surgery came off of one told the guys they couldn't do my

1:39:50 dude like i think that blow his mind a little bit fuck yeah well shout out to all the people fix that guy. I'm going to tell the story. I was young and dumb. and shit she had to have a triple bypass like it was kind of like oh shit like i was out on tour I get a bill from this. It was crazy, dude. What? There's nice people out there. we're just overflowing with people.

1:43:00 if they knew you were going to be cool. We can all infer what those things are between us 100%. When you and I are going to come bow hunting with Greenland. I have plans. Oh, you know what it is? Go to the side, Jamie, some of those other images. it looks like a lion fucked a elephant fucked a mammoth like what is that a buffalo what is that you just get on uh you either get pulled by by snowmobiles or you get pulled by dogs.

1:46:46 And they don't even look like real things. So they hold on to them longer than deer do biology it's real crazy yeah dude we're so lucky Oh, you're crazy. Oh, okay. I think they fuck things up with that bony part in the front above their eyebrows. It's a type of buffalo, yes. Must ox. Often compared to cattle. Part of the Bovidae family. But the aliens came down and said,

1:50:12 Probably pretty soon. Which is not quite ready yet You know what I think? You know what I mean? Right away. Maybe not. If enough people agree to it, you can push some pretty preposterous ideas through, Yep. which we both love and live in. uh statue of liberty some more i've been thinking i i think about this thing or huddled masses is We could do that better than we think we can.

1:54:14 when we hug moments when we have a drink together moments we'll listen to some music don't when i go party the fuck up yes party fuck up and say like that guy did all right yeah he did all right he did he's a pretty good dad bro every uf made a few bucks played made a few bucks that's dana man dana Well, let's shout out to the first, Marcus Davis. the go-to jam if you fucking pick something he doesn't like, is jump around.

1:56:39 be a phone in the air at a club i'd be playing i'd be like dude come on you guys nailed that song ball game I go to, any you're talking about like individual songs and their imprint on something it's it's bananas it's wild i mean as you're talking about like individual songs and their imprint on something Maybe up in Greenland. Two of them. Like if you had to buy them on iTunes, you'd have to buy two songs.

1:59:03 Two different titles. uh i feel like my memory get that microphone I feel like my memory I'll share with you Like I feel like If I'm right Yeah, yeah. But on the 45, it only has We Will Rock You on one side. And right away it came We Are The Champions He was a goddamn wizard. He was so unusual. And this dude was doing, like, fucking 16-part harmonies of Bismillah.

2:01:42 For sure, right? but it doesn't matter then the new guy comes in, he's forever tainted. weed it's legal you can just sit and watch 42 episodes of a show i don't encourage too much They're putting them out on Netflix. You watch Stranger Things? Everybody hush. I ain't going to tell you anything else. seasons that exist are fucking hilarious. fucking hilarious it's like if you like zombie kind of weirdness but I'm telling you, it's fucking hilarious. It's like, if you like zombie kind of weirdness, but it ain't really scary,

2:04:33 Gotta watch that. Listen, it's hilarious. It's not that, but it's like this lady, like chick comic, and I don't know her name, and while we're here. Sorry Not Sorry. I'm sorry. What kind of a burden do you have with a name like Savage? What? I had an article up Oh she's fucking hilarious I'm sorry God we're stupid I mean, it's kind of beautiful. Don't be scared, homie.com.

2:07:17 Definitely. The fuck's given is at an all-time low. I mean, he's fighting for the baddest motherfucker in the game. So that's the belt he's referring to. like i'm gonna just let him go i don't i don't even want to get in the way of this i'm glad i It's like an Easter egg. it would be amazing. woo! No, at're level. One day I'm on the corner, Dana, because that would be interesting to see um i think fuck with his vibe i'm not sure i think he

2:10:37 He came out to my version of fucking Folsom Prison, and I was so jacked about it, and I don't need that pressure. I mean, it's only like the walk to the Oxygen is not a full song. He did. Worst Thunderstruck. Come out to a fight. when he was the middleweight champion. Yeah Who was he fighting? He was an ACDC dude. I might have just been seeing it on TV.

2:14:23 Yeah. Like, when everybody hit me, apparently when Stipe knocked out DC, like, there's an angle There's a meme that just focuses in on him. Basically. Yeah. And he just sparked the joint. It was hilarious. Look at that face. y'all probably fighting next kind of thing. of. Watch this. Oh, man. Yeah, they probably were. Yes. youngsters, That's real. Can you back me up on this? This is real shit.

2:19:04 He was cooking, them tripping She was on post tripping She told me last summer that she lost her only lover cause he got himself locked away Just wasting my time Sometimes you make problems and always solve them I'm on my bullshit, smokin' and drinkin' You're wastin' my time More women, more wine Dude. OG Everlast, No, always. people i think they're out there i think you put it out there and people respond in turn and they

2:23:48 it's nice to be afforded the time and luxuries to do such things too let's acknowledge that some Even though it's our work, you might be thinking of a joke out there while you're fucking. joy and i think we've even talked about it. It's one of my favorites. old music whatever whatever i'm like whatever happens if the lights go out and all the power

2:26:08 nice school but you know so there's imbalances and these i've seen teachers like come out their They should be rock stars. It sucks. It's like, it's such a, it's such a, like, whoa, like, you know, is there abuse going on or what? Too demanding. We got paddled. Where was this? When I got in a fight with this kid, I realized this kid had been like badly burned when he was young.

2:29:33 by life because he got burned when he was a little kid for sure and it made me think like He didn't try to hurt the other dude either. I think there's appropriate time and place. So I don't know. very good gun education and understanding of guns and one time when they were away i fucked around They heard a shotgun. I fucking could have fucking killed a human being

2:32:16 It'd be a little rough. At least a smack in the face. My mom was a little woman, like 4'11", 5' tops. My mom might have gently smacked me upside the head. I remember being like Like dead ass. My mom was not chasing me. She'd be like, you're coming, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's the worst. It has to be the worst. It happened. My mom was not chasing me.

2:33:59 She was little, but she was fast. Like, oh, wow, dude. You don't get what you put out without that that's new angles on funny shit you know what i mean like roy and i were looking at pictures of uh larry king i really didn't know his wife i'm impressed Poor Larry. I was on his show twice. I'd be like, fuck. larry king mugshot how do we not have larry king we just decided to get pablo hey dude you need to

2:39:08 Richard Quest. Can I see him? Am I making this up? How hilarious is the way they put this? That means his asshole. That guy, dude. I hope it provides you something beautiful. Was it tied around his neck Mr. Quest, around his dick and his neck. No, in his boot. No, in his boot. In his ass? Yes, they're using proper British English that day his boot Jeremy Clarkson and fucking

2:43:01 Wow. As if it was so crazy If he had a fucking Who doesn't like a little meth Oh, shit. You had meth in his shoe, which is weird enough. Oh. Why wouldn't you just Shut off all the computers. Yeah let them find the drugs With House of Pain as i'm getting through customs the guy reaches into this one jacket i have and he pulls his lady everything at the time everybody got the strip search they never strip searched me they

2:47:12 you were doing it you were like sending a small mule to get busted so that the big ones can sneak and motherfucking down to the room You know what's incredible? I don't think so. Wow. That's the number one problem with laws against things like weed. there's this whole like urban legend that, I mean, is very believable about this letter that went around like a bunch of people in the hip hop music industry got not, I don't know, maybe it was within the last decade where they described like this guy claimed to be a member of the elite class of like executives of the music business in there in the mid 90s and whatnot and there was

2:50:23 this thing and he left the meeting. A cycle of fucking prison. written by a guy named uh uh rhyme fest i think is his name i think is the guy from it's always been there there's always been the ghost writing scene but if you wanted to walk I think some people feel the value of collaboration, which is a legitimate thing. for sure when i when i was at the comedy store because he was like the first guy

2:52:52 the comedy store I was on stage He goes, you're a real comic. the contribution, He's just being Bill Burr. you write your own shit and you play your own songs it's like yeah i'm getting a piece of you it's arguably some of the greatest work End of discussion. It's different. things that have influenced why i think that way or feel that way for sure you know i mean so

2:56:14 We're rehashing experiences that have been happening since the dawn of time. We're all in a room laughing, hooting it up. it yeah no but again see i don't know if it's some grass is greener shit, For me, the minute I tell it to him, it ends. there's a beauty in that that to me is far different and far more, again, precious because life is shorter. i watched a lot of economy i'm fucking i'm

2:59:38 it's like again like an olympic athlete you're working that joke you're working that joke out and you're where the joke's getting better and it's like okay it's like an Olympic athlete. You're working that joke. You're working that joke out. So they watch you flip punchlines around, flip things around. But they're comedy nerds. I don't know where that goes.

3:01:06 Because you're practicing in front of motherfuckers and they're reacting. Yeah. It's performance art. comedians no there's not a lot of great bands. There's a lot of fucking artists. The funny thing was, I think I went to their He has a lady he uses. everybody couldn't be friendlier he just knows his vibration he figured it out and he sticks with it

3:03:38 One of my drummers, the guy, he's in Fish. Oh, he learned a lot of shit, yeah. In a gym like in Van Nuys, right? Did you really? I was just starting comedy. that when it started raining, it was a year after the earthquake, That's where it is. I went there, let's like flatas or something like that and then it just said fuck the rest on his back so it was a weird thing because we'd go there and it was like it was like you were taking kick but

3:07:17 But it all went away real quick, like within, I don't know, I don't know how many months after I joined there. There you go. at the Jet Center, man. Wow. second wave after Bruce Lee. A big burly asshole. 20 to 7 you want to play one more song and get out of here yeah shall we let's do that let's do uh They can find it from there. All right. Come home

3:10:43 Back where everything still mattered Can you hear me break it down? Break it down! Break it down, break it down, break it down Doing this all around my heart for so long Beach Junkies It was beautiful