Joe Rogan Experience #1351 — Dan Aykroyd Transcript

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0:00 and we're live with Dan Aykroyd cutting oranges and doing a podcast at the same time middle of the falls, right over the falls. and this is recorded of him having can you imagine the manager you know the conversation there okay you're going to climb where's blonde that was his name yeah i want to see him cooking yeah they must have the photo There he is. There he is. There. There's the manager. Look. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. Isn't that funny? Yeah.

1:30 Yeah. I know. I was going to bring my pinball gun so I could bounce them off your stomach. my friend donnie vincent brought it in for me yeah a thousand people died going over niagara They took all of the meat that came through the Niagara River and went over the falls um architecture from the 30s and stuff. Sure, I brought you a book on all that. We have wheat in here.

4:26 take peaches and cream corn from in the world. And why are we there? Because the water Just a sip. Sweetness. They put them in these packages, and they put them into the vodka. We do. They're found. and give it to people, UFO folklore. We're tied in a little to the extraterrestrial legend there with the skull, and it's the cool design there's all these little skeletons and it's hard to tell because it's kind of abstract

8:38 And we had a great time and wrote the show. So, you know, millennials love us because there's an OBS story on our purity. We are, 37 cents uh a drink more if you have 25 drinks in a bottle you buy that bottle um it's uh you know I generally like whiskey because I like to know what's happening. Can you want a little citrus in there? I'm having a lot of fun with the business.

11:33 They want to use the flavor packages. me see uh christ you know loved prisoners and christ forgave so uh so let's i want to talk to Yeah, indeed. It was around 1926. And she reached in and there was an oil cloth covered item in there. There's the Mitchell Hedges skull, and we've recreated it beautifully. Oh, well, you know, I was inoculated with a gramophone needle at birth.

14:15 care of Anna at the end of her life eventually had it and got it. It sat in Grafton, Ontario for in Washington, and two at She says they're all fakes. And the Smithsonian crystal heads you can get in Victoria Albert crystal head. and there's some that are clearer and are more beautiful, and there's some that are rougher, like that one there, and the green and the British Museum. And there's some that are clearer and are more beautiful.

16:29 western and how were they polished or were they carved that's the thing aren't they beautiful oh That is a real skull. But then I question, they were found at different times in history around the world. Well, then there would be marks that would be visible under the scanner. I love the legend. in washington at our national museum there who says no they're not yeah but what does she know

18:46 I love Neil. defies the legend, or I would say defies the theory stain on her dress is so interesting uh it was a fluid that they used uh in in in the testing I read that oh it disappeared signatures from sightings and and uh and landings on the back of the car there was a couple of marks Zeta Reticuli is exactly the same place where Bob Lazar says they found those with the spaceships that they have at area S4.

21:41 they might've dropped them at the site and the beings returned them now you know who ted bud hopkins was yes he said that since he studied the linda them, draw over, draw sperm, fluids, whatever they were doing. Well, I think that's it. They'd rather go buy halibut from a store and not eat the fish because they want the release with people travis walton says you know you got to think of them as just people from

23:52 and credibility with Barney and Betty. but this is what I want people to consider if you were taking aboard a And then we had lunch at this beautiful little cafe. There's quite a few of those, right? ships from other planet we've got memorization members memos from the government here uh former They report very credibly on it. And he wrote a second book as well.

27:16 I don't know. But in it, I have filtered memories of beings addressing me and telling me that I was powerful and influential and I could help the planet survive. Yeah. You know that interesting. Nagasaki where they decided, okay, these fucking monkeys are doing some stupid shit. And that is one of NASA employees' favorite movies. Yeah, there they are. uf incident thank you very much photo that is a beautiful come on let's go here now that's crazy yeah that ain't an airplane that ain't a helicopter no

29:52 Because, you know, Fife Symington, the governor, said he saw them. It's available that he's in that he talks about the pressure that they put on him to make light of that incident. said there were 23 different species visiting the planet in 23 different types of ships i don't never got to meet him before he died he was so credible interesting guy who believed in ufos but

32:01 I used to believe I had the best bullshit meter in the world, He's a legitimate scientist Yeah, that's what they think. I got to remember exactly what it did that they showed. I do. It's way more exciting than not being real. Allegedly. Doesn't she come off as someone What year was this that this happened? it's it's just it's just in a way as again it's it's very, very, very entertaining. How did you get involved in this?

36:14 And around the house after that point, we always had articles. There's an article, It was four in the morning. I was in my 30s, yeah. I've been in a B25. maybe 20,000 miles an hour they do in because they went across the sky The second one was I was in – so that's four. It was huge. what, what is that? And my friends are with me. What is that? And it come along and just parked

39:16 Well, you know, I should have checked and seen in Montreal at the local MUFON. where they string power lines, but they don't really do it at night. I thought that's got to I have a police, well. Why'd you pull them over? thinking, where's the wash? It looks like a helicopter. It's got to be a helicopter. Do I It was in the 1987 or so, and I woke bolt upright at three in the morning.

41:52 So I went back to sleep. and the government was giving at the time. I believe him. I believe that there's got to be. Yeah, you really do. She tells that story, yeah. I had Stephen Greer and Stephen Bassett on that same day. day and we're not going to air anything that How are the ratings? Was there any of that? show, it got canceled. I did a show called Joe Rogan Questions Everything.

45:29 be running NBC someday or all of Universal, but I just, I would always like to know what It doesn't make sense. I don't know. I'd always Barney and Betty Hill, the state of New Hampshire, has certified their experience with a plaque. Wasn't he shot in November? And then in Marfa, Texas, you heard of the Marfa Lights? and back and forth. People say, oh,

47:41 But every night, consistently going back and forth in symmetrical patterns. How many videos of the Marfa lights are available? No one knows. Is it gas? Enjoy them because they're there. Every night. I mean, again, their lives were severely negatively affected by these experiences. He says that the— You have balls deep in this door. He's in Colorado. Do you know that gentleman? He says that the-

49:36 I just looked, I don't know if I believe him or not. He was a Swiss. Well, look at the one by the pine tree. are pretty convincing. because so much doubt has been thrown his way, that's pretty, I mean, how do you, well, I suppose with Photoshop, but Bruce McAbee, I believe, Bruce McAbee's analyzed these. expert he said that's the gucci version yeah that's it yeah look at those balls what are they

51:49 I don't know. You're out there and they just come to you? But people saying that something happened and something actually happened. patrolman goes up he was taken into a ship and deposited he's one of the famous ones so no agenda A lot of people are full of shit. And no one else can recognize whether or not you're telling the truth or not telling the truth.

54:09 Who's Pervez Jafari? How about General Debreuer? that he's told i can't wait to talk to him about this yeah pavraz jafari is a good guest too you You are not going to sit here and say, oh, it's all true. Betty and Barney Hill in 1961, there wasn't a bunch of people that were talking about these things happening to them. doing it means you studied it and you make money doing it there's not a single fucking human being

56:48 That's more than anybody can explain No. Indianapolis News are explained yeah he said these things are real and when you when you talk to a man like that I think they're coming and going like taxis, I'm not sure. Marilyn Monroe. There's been a few astronauts that got really deep into UFOs, right? Do you want another drink? It wouldn't. And she was a part of this cocktail party.

1:00:41 And he said, when we landed there, passed away since right yeah yeah no there were he was a firm believer and the and then the sts So the tether is a mile long. and they were bringing which was a mile long, schirmer sch uh irmar and leslie keen and ralph blumenthal you know this is uh just a piece of Emeritus Brain Research Laboratory, Northern California, cosmology.com.

1:03:31 But there is video footage. but they're actually quite small i think i think at this point we can accept that that these ships Now, John Mack, at the session I was at, at the Fifth Avenue Medical Institute, a woman got up and she said, I was a socialite in Massachusetts. devotes her money and time to this. What's her name? An orange orb dropped into his backyard

1:05:39 tinley park cases which that is so great i want to point out that dan akroyd has no notes in front How do we take these warnings? Well, I am an eternal researcher. and my grandfather was a dentist And we would have seances in the 20s and 30s. Or they're full of shit the entire time. You talk to him? with a spirit that performed Not rapping. Spirit rapper.

1:09:09 There's a school called Arthur Findlay College in England, and you can go there and train to be a medium. So you're all in. When they went to a theater, it happened in front of 300, 400 people. we were producing these reverberant wraps they have a head what is that is that them um what the knees but you can't make them they were slapsies they were wrappings and then and then yep and then

1:11:37 You had Mormonism that had come in in the 20s. There's no evidence that it doesn't. They're not going to accept that. They photographed a woman. electricity doesn't have any weight does it what's going um well i don't know if it did it acts as a You're into aliens, UFO abductions, everything. Do you smoke pot? Shout out to your dad. Terpene benefits, marijuana terpenes. Yeah.

1:15:54 Jim Belushi, pushing drugs. My generation of comedians are potheads. I presented him. You should go to an allergist to get that cured. One of the things that makes me more open to the idea of extraterrestrials is some of the experiences that I've had on tryptamines. In a controlled situation? That's a DMT molecule. ego dissolver. You were with friends.

1:18:36 Were you- I can't tell you all It's literally in almost every plant in nature Well, they think that this is just a problem with translation. with you and they seem to be talking to you and they seem to know everything about you so the and uh and he describes in time machine uh no that was hd wells but hp lovecraft he wrote the in terms of geometry and diamond-shaped things

1:21:45 This is all Alex Gray stuff When you do dimethyltryptamine Well, a lot of the most profound psychedelic experiences That's right. You were living on the edge in high school, man. Orally? Well, no, you need to freebase it. is if you take an mao inhibitor this is what ayahuasca is i didn't have that yeah see ayahuasca is what the the indigenous people the

1:24:27 in the body's production of DMT or the body's breaking down of DMT where it produces something Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'd be fast. responsible for dreams but you know the linda cartia case pretty compelling she comes out of They saw her being abducted? No, they were together And these two guys went to the apartment where Linda lived. need people around you who love you to listen to you and say i believe you and i want to help you

1:27:46 country alone if 100 people have these experiences good luck getting those other Do you know anybody who's ever seen one? But, you know, these guys who come on, like Michael Shermer and other people and Philip Glass, I was like, whoa. I think they killed that guy. It's hard to break a neck, man. It's true. That's right. Justice as's true that's yeah it's true that's right

1:29:58 Multiverse, people, physicists refer to all the time. And there's an infinite number of versions of this conversation that we're having. around i had nick bostrom on who's a philosopher who was famous for his work on simulation theory but the greatest gym I've ever seen, the greatest workout space. You know, the electrochemical. And love was what You have nothing.

1:32:49 But they don't understand that by doing that, you are perpetuating this whole terrible cycle that you've been caught up in yourself. back on you yeah it's just hard for people to understand that there's techniques and there's but, you know, in the end, I've got to love myself enough to get up and get going if you what what yeah what yeah what what kind of cars do you like i mean well i love american

1:34:57 My friend had a 490 Ford Fairlane GT Speed Equip. There was like this incredibly potent moment in the universe where this part of the world. amazing but this what the the point to me is that there was something that happened during that time with American automobile manufacturers. blip they had this especially american muscle cars they hit this blip and then during this blip they created camaros and dodge chargers and shelby gt500s they just had this the young people bought

1:36:53 They're born and raised. They're really, really valuable. Tell me what you got. P-I-E-R-C-E. 32. White House Motor Fleet will show the Pierce Arrows. J. Edgar Hoover had those. It's never been touched. Those are pretty, but they don't resonate with me. Yeah, that's in there, yeah. I have a 2011 ultimate edition Mercury Grand Marquis luxury sport four-door sedan.

1:39:59 And they used to be, and I found them, A Mercedes 300C will pull up behind me Yeah, that looks like a government car. Oh, yeah. That's hilarious. I'm wearing a Tesla t-shirt. What a man, man. What's he driving? I have other cars that I enjoy because I love engineering. I had a friend who had one in Toronto. We have drivers today. The problem is that she loves her laptop so much that if that big screen in the Tesla, that big screen, I think she'd be on that more than driving.

1:43:06 It has games you can play on it when you park. Well, that guy's an asshole. You need to look. Kids jump in front of your city hall he didn't even have to look at look at he was working on his laptop well that guy's an asshole you need to look kids jump in front of your car you need to They're one of my favorite things in life. been to jay's garage yeah yeah my one of my cars was on jay's garage okay yeah 65 corvette was on

1:44:41 and you're there to sort of be the entertaining guy, and he wonderful at it how about he's way better i love the military the old power wagons but i find it to be amazing. We were talking about it the other day. Beck's picture you regret that's my vote for That's an amazing car, man. Just superb filmmaking. There was the one with all girls. and i've spoken about it before but all that's in the past i think he made a great picture with

1:47:58 the new cast and uh it's it's the new cast as well they're they're younger didn't they throw In that movie, yeah. I'll put him in my old farmhouse for the night and see. What was that? What was that? Hey, no, no. I have other things I could do with him. I'll put him in my old farmhouse for the night and see. But as I was saying, I love my colleagues.

1:48:50 and you know, and talking about It's just one of those movies We had Ray Charles and Aretha and john lee hooker yes oh You seem to be a guy who's got freedom and independence which is a beautiful thing to memory being very fallible there's like a lot of there's a lot of funky no question about it no The speck we picked off the ground three weeks ago if you had that experience.

1:51:41 Okay. Yeah, there were two great designers. And then the bonus was, it just looked so good. You know, why a fin? ever made i think that was a concept car yeah wasn't it concept car yeah no there they are And if you kept the windows rolled down, you'd get brain damage. Yeah, and today, Detroit's like a booming town. No, they're big, man. It's just like if I could drive the streets and actually be seen in a car that I felt comfortable in, it would be the Bentley.

1:54:02 That's a 2019, Jamie. What's up with the Corvette? I'm trying to find it. I don't think you're going to get the average software engineer at we work for instance wanting to buy that car That's the regular Z51 model. Yep. So watch your boats, watch your jet skis, watch your motorcycles, watch your cars. My dad, at my age, like I'm 67 now, my dad at 65 had two Buick Rivieras.

1:56:05 those cars that there was a victim in the recession yeah buick pontiac plymouth gone It's very nice. by an old man who ran a red light and t-boned him and sent him flying through the air and snapped his femur. because of the travel with the band and that. and doors closing and that. we lived in mama cass's old estate and woodrow wilson drive and we sold it to beverly d'angelo

1:58:36 I don't know what went on there, but I just figured out. Well, or it did try to come on to me and I didn't refuse its wanton. I saw the depression in the mattress and I felt a shape, something next to me, like So you're laying alone in bed, and you're working on a film. saw the depression there were two yes and i and i there were two spirits that might have been there

2:00:12 the house we did have experience yeah so she bought the house anyway she's still there she's What's that? ghosts and spirits uh also have uh have reality i think you think so i believe so tell me about Slept like a baby. Look at you, handsome devil. I just accepted it. That's the way to go, man. I mean, why fight it? It's spiritual So that's you. Do you just accept it? Yes, that's right. I just accept it.

2:02:34 Just the sense of it. Yes, I did. Did it feel feminine or masculine? I don't know. Well, it was probably cold as fuck back then, and it was hard to keep the room heated. they knew something was going on well because they had been they'd hear the stair master going by Because that one is a, that's more puzzling to me. Well, just that it's, again, Gabriel Reese's story

2:04:35 He said, He goes, M-E-L-D-R-U-M. Well, but you talked to him. Did you pass a test but you're still silly well but uh but you talked to She wrote it. Sure. Yeah. Poor shit. Yeah, yeah. Do you know this story? In the Mothman, there were four really credible kids there It's a real thing. They brought him to the site where they found it, and then they started finding other pieces.

2:08:57 woolly mammoth pretty much the film yeah it's fake the patterson footage yeah they say it's Yeah. or a super that has literally looking for the giant sloth. you're not going to run into them and you know we many species are dying on this planet right now or sensing them or you know because they're being driven out of their environment there's some the Headless River, where explorers would go,

2:11:49 Nahanni River, N-A-H-A-N-N-I. Outstanding movie. Bobcat Goldthwait movie, Willow Creek? No. Outstanding movie. You would love it. Yeah. baker baker i'm sorry yeah pat mcgee who's the special effects guy created the one for me but and those stories been passed down through generation after generation. These people eventually, many, many, many, many, many thousands of years migrated into

2:15:10 And this is a completely new discovery that people found, that there was a totally different species of human being that was very small with a chimp-sized brain, but it was human. you might you might get traces. Yeah. animatronics yeah you see the that face right there jim yeah look at that when's that coming Bobcat's a genius. that are in the woods all the time.

2:17:31 And if you want to believe, it's just like your religion. and and many believe in zainu you know, the Scientologist belief. So I'm not going to go and say, hey, oh, I dispute your belief. And likewise, I want to be just respected for my belief in spiritualism and mediumship. Dan Aykroyd, you're a beautiful human being. Is yours Crystal had the main thing about it

2:19:29 It's very, very good. I love that. Dan Aykroyd, ladies and gentlemen.