Joe Rogan Experience #1359 — Roseanne Barr Transcript

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0:00 Can't do much more to me, can they? I thought I was getting the coolest ones, but then my friends who were shopping with I did my own eye makeup, so it's a mess. I see. The pink one. Yeah, it's fun. Okay. I'm just glad you're back to stand up too. Are you? Yeah, in the last few, you know, in a while. Yeah. I need that kind of a line or it's not going to work for me, you know?

3:12 All my co-writing comic friends are dead. How old? He's a great comic. He's 36's 36 oh that's a good age yeah 35 36 oh he's really funny really he sees things fantastic joke writer and he writes for roasts all the time he's a big roast writer Everybody likes you. And believe me, when the day comes, they will get their fucking smackdown from me, Joe.

4:26 Were you? Yeah, but crazy, like never knowing when to stop, Like my friend Sue Mengers. and, you know, to save them. If you want to keep working, switch that joke up to be, you know, not what you're saying, you know. Don't go all the fucking else way over. And that's something that I think that non-comics don't really understand. And that's a lot of what comedy is, is improvising a line and trying to say something.

7:20 of us go how can i say this and reach people yeah because you know the people are Okay, I'm not going to say it, but I did see it. Is that what you're saying? Uh-huh. And that's why I told you there's this whole process to smoking a cigar. Thank you Yeah. you were here you were chain smoking chain smoking i smoked three three packs you were smoking three

9:52 That's a good idea, though, to have like a smoke screen or glasses. He's all about eyeball worms. Well, it's Babylon. Where was Babylon though? It's the Middle East. Still is having. Because everybody wants freedom now from Hong Kong to Tehran. time you look at your clock it's something 11 right a lot of people i don't know it just is I don't know.

12:40 It is now. I never have, though. My pleasure. was trying to go higher higher in the pyramid and the hierarchy where there's only like a certain percentage of people at the top and billions at the bottom and chains you know that that pyramid the one that wired all of Mexico for Ted Turner or some shit, And it's just a creative, creative time is coming from after this particular time of like a deadening or something where we didn't think.

15:20 Like cars that'll fly or something. podcast uh number 1357 got a human review with harmful or dangerous acts that's you So can we appeal that or is that it? And we're probably one of the first channels to get it So it's subjective then maybe. Is that what they're doing? this is a limited advertiser option. But I just think they're looking at it incorrectly.

18:25 or asking people to do illegal things. the people that are at the top that have a much more progressive stance on things what we would That's who's getting it. People want other people to comply. I mean, this is what a lot of it is. she's got 20 million subscribers and she's making a ton of loot but maybe she starts talking shit about things and When a person tells you personally, Roseanne, I don't like the way you talk about the country

21:39 congresswoman she's you know she's getting censored she's suing google so it's they're not every time i open my mouth, I cost myself I told you, I need to coalesce and go wait a minute you guys are not going to take any more of our money I don't think most people know how bad it is. You're being robbed and nothing else. That is our tax money. I have to

25:38 you need a co-host sit sit with you tiffany mchenry who's that tiffany mix fits henry i can't remember it's Freedom of Information Act stuff. pay your people decent for fuck's sake let's start there he doesn't pay his people decent yeah no yeah leave people the fuck alone leave the tribal people in the middle east to live And if you can live together, then live together.

28:45 that want you dead i'm not not sure what you're referring to though i'm referring to the entire Like, what do you think you should do? Like what? I mean, there's been horrific things done by human beings. And one of the things about knowing Well, we know that you can convince people of anything. But there are people out there that are essentially running online cults.

31:55 But look, I have a goddamn American flag behind me. And we celebrate people that are poor that make it to become huge. There was a Peace and Freedom Party? Oh. peace and freedom well it was the party of the black panthers in san francisco yeah oh and so that was very important for me to run on there like uh with dick gregory he's the first comic To television.

33:24 He started having like a Bahamian diet. Looking at him was going back centuries, you know, just the storehouse of information he had in his brain of history. because there's an overwhelming amount of stuff that's coming their way, You need to learn some science. Me either. Not just hair. Are you in Hawaii? It's like it's hard to say. a business doing this where they want to check marijuana plants and check your you know make sure inspect the stuff that people are growing to make sure there's no harmful chemicals or

37:14 A guy was telling me that cops where he works have to wear gloves when they're handling people that overdose. What's it made out of? And they're always releasing new and more potent versions of it. And there's so many legal drugs that could fucking kill you dead. It's all fine. If somebody, I'll be that leader, I mean, if that's called for. What do you mean? It's all gone. I just go. There's not going to be any more money. What do you mean?

39:59 I don't. Yeah. Tiffany? I was like, that's my girlfriend. She writes some good shit like, did you see You know, their distribution channel is a good one. I'm confused because it's just like a successful tequila business, right? So what you're saying is that he is basically profiting off of the hard work of these people that are remaining poor So, yeah, it's a whole one-world issue.

44:05 Is he? I love him like I love you. Really? He's a cool guy? I don't know him. You don't know him? No, but I love that he smokes a cigar. He's awesome. Is he? I love him. For sure. Nobody as funny as you is ever going to be normal They called you a threat to America? It's great. John Wick 3 was pretty fucking awesome. We were doing the pistol course.

46:24 How cool is he? Like my boyfriend said he'd rather die and be tortured to death No meat at all? You killed my dog. And lights a fucking match and throws it on the car the side where the icicles are so i can crawl out on the roof and Boss. them i think it's fun she got a guy under her thumb this was i want to write this as to a movie wearing these golf shirts she's like tyler well she had a thick lithuanian accent tyler was a

50:45 Dun dun dun Had one leg or something So he told her And she hooked up a bell on a rope that went into his kitchen and her bed. I was hoping it was a positive ending. So anyway, us kids was there. I've ever tasted in my life. That was his job? Yeah. And my dad just sitting here like, yeah, It was worse being into her prison. Your mom looked like Elizabeth Taylor?

53:09 And so I thought when I was in Hollywood, I would get like a girl body with some ass cheeks and a waist. Have you seen them? Yes yeah you've seen them yes I never had it. A good man. He's like, God damn. You know, with this whole thing, I realized I go on too much. No, I think it goes like this. The problem is not what you're saying. The ones who are freaking out and canceling this and firing that

55:45 I'm not going to sing it right now, but this was the song that refers to all that. Isn't it? You know I've been a fan And you were in a And it was a really important thing for me to talk about during the last podcast. issues. I think a lot of that is from you're yelling racial slurs It's just not accurate. the audience yeah and I never did and I never did sell out neither so everybody you know there

59:32 respected for what they bring i hope so because i mean they were even pulling your old show off I said, could I have a definition of what offensive means to you? This is the problem. I'm not that kind of person. like well that's what the story's about and then we'd have like fist fight breakout you know Like, that has hit me many times in my life. to the n-word like trifling no it's not jews use it we use it trifling but it's like it seems when

1:02:44 And we had all kind of people down there at the bus station where we lived. Women can pull it off Trifling Trivial, yeah I love that word I don't repent for the shit I had to do. And in the larger world. I didn't take the vitamins. I didn't take the shots. Melatonin. I haven't done any weird things. My daughter goes, you've got to stop with these ambient tweets, mother, before you lose everything for us.

1:05:51 I'll get even. guy uh what is it cedarinai Good news You have no vitamin Yeah Operation? Yeah, I can't absorb nothing. It's not as simple. Did you hear that? She's gorgeous. I put it all on the table. Who's the other one they said? God. Oh, my God. Thank you. Fucking son. She did? You can do some damage at 240. Yeah she did What? Johnny talks to cats

1:09:49 I think my cat's saying, pet me. I go, no, she's not. I think they think, leave me the F alone. They certainly do. Right. Yeah, you've got to be out there. It's one of the reasons why I wanted to go to this gun range today. So I kind of called him a puss bag. Well, you're in Hawaii. Yeah, they do. I've noticed. Yeah, they sure do. There are millions and millions of them in this country

1:13:03 operation as well yeah i do better just He was a sweet guy. I mean, people have demons. Everybody's got their own little weird thing. What the same demon? His is a food demon. You know what I mean? People have demons. I think I developed that way. But it's like everything else. I started meditating. Me too. Community. I mean, that's part of what people call paranoia.

1:15:39 It's hurling through infinity. figure out like maybe i've lived a million of these lives and this life even though i still That's what all these intuitions that you have, all these feelings that you have. we have that too we just have it in different ways we have it for our ability to understand Right. So each one of those things have the same kind of makeup that intelligence moves.

1:18:39 and being in a psychotic state when I tweeted. It fucks with everything. That's a good way of looking at it. Isn it's true though i'm always striving for that because you Manic states, right? And things you didn't even think you were holding back come out. It's a very important conversation. have something wrong with your brain we just assume it's your fault it's a it's a real bad

1:22:00 She was talking about them talking talking about immigration discussing immigration he goes that's fine and good but we have 60,000 mentally ill Louie uses it, you know. And he goes, because I have a deep fear of anything going in my eye. in my psychos i might have had a fear of you know There shouldn't be no censorship on good jokes. I'm Marisol. I like it.

1:25:00 It elevates you a little bit. And I think they are getting confronted. like a green light for them to enforce their own ideology they're like look this is a bad thing Right. And I kind of support that because I don't think that I want to give my money to anybody who takes money from terrorists. Why are they putting waste next to schools? look it up yeah look it up in new york in new york yeah everybody gets a payoff joe don't act

1:28:14 All of them. the problem is that human beings are seriously fucking flawed and there's nothing but human And it's the truth of it. You know, that kind of thing. What was it again? So the biggest problem facing us as humans is how do we get the food in front of the hungry kids? because it was 13 tribes and the Iroquois were the judge. Get down here.

1:31:34 What's that capitalist word? That ain't good. I live here, Hawaii, and a few other places. progressives i hope so god i want to bust a few i'm gonna get in a fucking fist fight with most I've already left a huge one. Well, I think as time goes on with solar power and batteries and battery life getting extended due to technology, they design things especially the new farming things that i'm seeing on the island well the

1:34:37 of people that were so bold Yes. they're what is it telling them well explain to people when they did it floating when there was And they did it. oh okay uh but anyway but he grew up in hawaii right i can't remember the believe he did oh Have you been paying attention to the controversy about building that new telescope in Hawaii? So I went out there and I done some prayers

1:37:17 I don't know. is that particular Mauna Kea, Mother Mountain. The view up there. sky was clear and it was unbelievably beautiful the the you see the whole milky way you see all And it's so cool but there's not there's nothing like seeing it all of that pales when it comes to me thinking You can see dimension. But the one time I saw it, it was just, oh.

1:40:22 Once the image is digested, know the image you know they say look at the sky like what is like, what is going on? Well, they say they put up those lights to help the homeless I mean, it really helped, though. Yes, I have. And I just don't think that in California that should be allowed. that but there's also a lack of resources you know there's a lack of understanding that something

1:43:03 But there's so many things people could do to help their community right now that doesn't cost nothing. Yeah, I haven't seen anybody that has a real solution for the homeless problem in L.A. They said it's going to be a crash Like the parking lot, you mean? I mean, they have to house a lot of people after catastrophe. Well, a lot of people do this.

1:45:20 and try to guide them through this life. You've never had one? people yep i know exactly what should be done to help people turn their life around i've done it a That's when I heard about it Really? I don't think I could do it. But I never had a big brother, you know. And he worked it out to where it would look like it was just happening. Oh, my God.

1:48:20 And I had a blast, I have to say. I mean, the level of performance. He gets into it. I was talking about Caitlyn Jenner. I mean, Chaz, she had the adedictomy. We're both Jewish. Really? I think I'm right. Oh, really? You know, like dating the same girls as his sons and stuff. And I feel like shaking something up, and then I get very tired. Of course, but now they're starting.

1:52:35 So he's just called and said shapiro show where he was talking about it and there was a clip and i actually retweeted the Listen to me, young man. Anyway, Piers Morgan has been talking a lot about how ridiculous this outrage culture is. It's all a scam from top to bottom. artificial intelligence how's artificial intelligence running everything it's mk ultra

1:55:33 these terrible things that happened, It can't be what it has been either. It has to be a synthesis between all sorts of economic plans. Johnny and I, AOC, I can't And I thought that I influenced Trump because I ran my campaign totally on Twitter and self-financed and, you know, all those things and talking about a plan to make our communities work for us, the citizens.

1:57:37 It is. jamie's like the opposite of conspiracy headquarters. What happened at the Vatican today, according to? No, honey. Oh, for sure. yeah and there's 30 women in that nation see what does that tell you that kind of tells you Like, What I'm trying to read It was the Vatican police who did it. you don't care about astrology or any of those things that i'm into but i felt like uh the good

2:01:00 Like what? No. No. No. He likes some of them. I don't like the bad. We can travel deserts. How are you denied this? I don't, I'm not a mean person. What's the devil in your head say? But do you think it's mental illness? and then well you know there's a whole fossil record right yeah they actually understand the Have you looked around lately? I get so fucking irate.

2:04:58 I think men are mean to kids, too. is the enemy of humans is self-righteous indignation. I think that's the devil. And it's not going to work. I mean, I fuck up sometimes, obviously. Can people still find you there? Well, I do put some. But I do try Thank you.