Joe Rogan Experience #1367 — Bridget Phetasy Transcript

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0:00 hello Bridget hello Joe what's happening nothing I'm so excited we made it happen we did happy like that, you know. It creates a community How many years? Are you sure you need to be sober from weed? not everything but i mean i started drinking and smoking weed i mean i grew up all over i moved It was just too much for a small developing brain to handle.

3:28 daughters i would be like watch your fucking drinks and like be careful and don't get don't you're like you're out you're you're the loser in the family and you're drinking too obviously for sure heavily so um he i i unfortunately was Like, you're going to come forward now? And so I'm like, I'm just going gonna write about this and see what comes through and essentially it was that internalized shame that had I had been holding on to was I was projecting it onto

6:29 of coming to and the weird thing about roofies is that you don't really remember so I like thank because I was drinking underage I had I was working in a restaurant I had a lot of um older friends And you think you did that as a response to that? I don't really publicly talk about it all that often, but it was like, whatever. That's rare, though, that somebody doesn't like speed and math.

8:34 Well, heroin is like that maternal womb thing. It was right before I quit, once. out here and it was just chaos and we were like it was this shit that i did how did you get into went okay enough that i decided I wanted to do it again. But it was like... I'm going to do drugs in like two minutes. And I'll never forget it. She's like, you ever heard of boot camp?

12:14 That's for sure. And then I started sharing them. And then I got in my car and moved to LA. oh, this is Bridget. Hey, buddy. Yeah, I forgot where we were well sorry like they were very strict but what happened was i learned how to be a really crafty drug addict so i was like Come here. People have been asking for him to be on the show forever. He'll get pet. But I just don't he'll go to Jamie, he'll get pet.

15:40 It's amazing. Goldens are love That's smart He's just a constant friendly lover Just like pure, unconditional. Didn't they? Yeah, it's downtown. And get cute. A Prius came from a Corvette. That's crazy. guys fucking cutest dog of all time he's so cute i've never so good to have around oh yeah he's You shouldn't just be one of those fucking weirdo dog people. i don't even like people just like dogs you know just like candy i

18:47 one of my pit bulls was a puppy. I didn't know how to handle it. Yeah, and I treat my dog. fish the other day they got him a fish costume i'm like look he's a fish i'm like no he's a No, I didn't know that you were getting paid to do it Where he was like, fucks with my head. I'm just realizing that now. as a human I mean okay like the Joker It's been two weeks.

21:43 Oh, when you had the conversation with that girl? The Body Keeps the Score, It wasn't even like a thing. And he's like, the most striking thing to for months and he's like the most striking you're on fucking your couch getting postmates your your your story has been so destroyed came up and and so i'm okay with it just don't say her name. No, no, no. And I'm not telling her story. No details of hers.

24:44 It wasn't like I'm having a bad day And I'm like, well, I know what not to do. It was like a warm blanket of love was just wrapped around her. And I'm having like flashbacks. It is. ayan um hershey ali says that basically this generation is like they're like trust fund babies these different things that you're designed to handle and when those things aren't there

28:40 Just when I need like a dose of madness. I know. No. I think Like psychedelic drugs What bitch Look at this Woo Yeah yeah i'll show you everything and so yeah and One of the things that Jamie told me is that he would say something about someone. iraq who was on my podcast and he was i was like it's so weird and you know they and all those like information i'm like there must be something but some of the funniest things that you do

32:12 If you're finding yourself like, hmm, what did happen there? That's not what he said. Hold on. You need all that. Are we really on a disc? Yeah. There's And yeah I'm like that sometimes But people do that. Or even tweeting about you. for people to draw from, but still a piece of shit thing right one time like who hasn't who among us don't tell me he's not a good

35:17 some people let's have a fucking four-hour discussion about this and let's bring up You should be seeking out things to debunk that belief. that it's it is a weird um you we all kind of become like two-dimensional abstractions online. I was drunk and waitressing and I put my head up in 2015 and was like, there's a war? Because they're the only people who will have a conversation with you. Isn't that crazy now?

38:00 who's like can you believe these Congratulations. Oh, God. Yes. that her kids got their ears pierced and she's like oh i went and like my the kids they got and the wife and him split up and the wife wanted to chemically castrate the boy and give him His son was now a girl. time that they're young and they're trapped in a boy's body there's so many of them to say they

41:33 talk about their periods or something because it makes like a trans woman feel bad or if you you i draw the line i know that we just got demonetized but we're demonetized as fuck as soon as i said cunt it was Oh I know Which ones lived like hundreds of years? ever do anything like isolation tank you ever do that i've always wanted to i have one here if you

44:29 doesn't work because all these people are really there for us to talk about themselves yeah yeah that when you've had trauma, right? I was like hypersexual after that. it is there are women who died and got jailed for like the right to vote so that doesn't Isn't it more of an anti-shame thing? I was taught that it was, you know like to kind of withhold because

48:10 I can, you know, the problem with my brain is that I can... Like, there's different situations where it's good and different situation where it's terrible for you yeah and it's just the whole weird writing for because I'm a child of the 90s who was just high, dick but but how does that work oh that's okay but oh it's only okay dick is internalized well

50:17 as sexuality when you're especially when you're like in your hormones in your once again it comes before every single step of the way. No. Yes. what is this what is she a sex robot she's asking if she can fuck you that is crazy can you put it it's the power trip thing what they're trying to do is get people to bend their behavior and Stop using gendered language.

52:23 Point of personal privilege. no it's insane reality has become parody i i was watching someone was saying like please stop using phillips is a piece of shit and look how he uses the term guys like the why points the main points I use retard all the time. retard dead like retard like slowing down the progress like a person who thinks the earth is So you're like South Park.

55:08 Bridget, here's the thing. It's a Rotten Tomatoes. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? Hey, at least the tomato meter went up a little know. James Lindsay just posted something lindsey just posted something today them how to be brain surgeons so what i've learned from them is just that it's it truly behaves like that don't turn to comedy to have reality defined for them they turn to it to laugh right these

58:13 It's a power trip. And there's the craziness and the people who literally see all day long, they're online tweeting about Trump. The further you go left, the further you go right. i wrote um women date assholes because you're a pussy that was like the first column and they And they were like, you can't. Maybe it's just like hate fucking. complicated

1:00:33 I got there it was like i didn't realize that it happened either i was like still singing this is a man's world like in Like it's so weird when a guy is like, I can't wait to see you. to what happened to me last week and in my young like childhood it's important that these that you Progress comes in these waves. They're like, yeah, and what's your gender?

1:03:02 I'm a they, them. You know Oh for sure them decide what they are no i don't push them in any one way or these kids are gonna be so And the Burning Man kids, like one of my friends, she joined the army. not i'm not i let them do what they want to do i'm not like i'm not that rigid yeah i mean i have the time i stopped fighting that saved me wow because that gave me structure yeah i had no

1:06:27 out like a beast but i think there are some men where like they should you know well we should be so go build something you must expand it over by the there's not really a space for men to just be men. The only space is podcasts. It is. questions and like it's not like you're up here you could be doing a lot of bad shit with this What about the diversity?

1:09:37 and if there's no one filtering you and no one stopping you you can really accurately reflect who you are you can act masculine energy and you're constantly beating men over the head with how bad they are it's not going the men that are a part of that are all pussies and there's a lot of those guys out there there's male feminists i go they don't exist find me a male feminist that can pick up heavy shit and run

1:12:32 What are they getting after you about? i dance that line of like, That is literally a hill I will die on. You're made out of mush. that's like I was thinking about it no I know. struggle maybe now than it was like back when you got married now yeah yeah i think there's Well, I think there's a natural inclination that certain women have with weak men to push them around.

1:15:52 Jordan Peterson says that you don't want to be a nice guy. be nice and i want a dangerous person when this shit hits the fan yeah everybody does i don't Yes! do you inspire people who might be attracted by this kind of in you know the reason i started my is what I always ask them, like the women in particular, young women in particular, oppressing you and and how the whole idea of therapy is to get you out of feeling those you

1:18:36 For me, I always tell them jujitsu. You know, when they've hit this wall and they come to me for advice, and it's happened many times, I'm like, you gotta stop. and i think you gotta know when to get off that fucking boat you gotta know but grappling is a I'm like, good for you, man. exertion of energy the just going out there and fucking exhausting yourself you're more calm and

1:20:55 Because there's a certain resentment from striking. So I'm thinking I'm going to fuck him up. They tell you, you know, I almost tapped there, dude. I like sat in on it You know, just in the event. Because it's so technique-based. What is his primary— Get your shit together. he's transphobic and homophobic and all these different one of the 78 different gender pronouns

1:24:09 And he didn't want to use made-up words either. What are you? I don't care. or the sports thing I get very, like, outraged about. Rachel McKinnon. You were born a guy. No. sport the trans men are going to get fucking smoked, period. but they're they exist they get squeamish they're squeamish that is so weak that's mushy man guys now we're using gender to determine biology.

1:27:23 It's so, maybe. The thing is there confusing it's so maybe the thing is there's there's a type of definitely getting canceled there's a type of lesbian that even had these promos and these advertisements taken down particularly in the uk there was a big story about that because they were promoting to the point where you can pull that off But it's not unrealistic. That's a real woman. Okay. It's just not your body type. Or it's unrealistic while they're eating cake yeah but it's not unrealistic that's

1:29:52 fucking hand you got. It has nothing to do if you're saying well all these girls feel terrible because that's unrealistic that's life No one feels bad about fat dudes. What do you mean? If a guy's got a dad bod, it's like, where are you going, bitch? you like somebody that's and here to your point is that it's fine whatever you like whatever your great because it's like someone shaming you for being successful. Oh, you got me. Sorry.

1:32:57 but i think it's it's temporary do you yes look you're optimistic you think it's gonna like eat its own tail like that you're saying online your search engine knows what gender you are, essentially. Yeah. are woke are using that as an excuse to be a fucking asshole to people right to force compliance anything she it was like a girl who got a bad grade and they were already using the language

1:35:51 sock hat with the glasses oh yeah i still watch it every week it's my favorite it's my favorite And he talks about this, how when everything is mediated, everyone knows their role. When did this? Oh, I know where this is going. so you've been publicly shamed i love him yeah he's great that book is amazing and i i remember wrote about this for uh a column that's coming out and it was like that whole uncanny valley you

1:38:31 And it was such a weird, it was like, it was so, you know how they're making them warm? She's still hot. Did he lose his wife? isn't fun anymore well that was what winnie was saying you know she's like she was saying that Yes. so bad I'll be right back that but I like last month it's like the oldest magazine in the UK, and the ones that heat up, that's your thought like if only there's a sex doll in the corner with that with the cameras

1:43:00 tattoo parlor and so you're other than like the different sets of lips and nipples on the wall you would think you were walking into like a tattoo parlor yeah and so you're other than like the different sets of lips and or you're going to have a combination of virtual and augmented. wasteland that we're going to leave behind yeah there's something going to happen i think there's

1:45:01 northeast right yeah so if he was like that's's America northeast, just like Alaska and Hawaii. Yeah, exactly. Could it be American Northeast? First the U.S. No, no, but I didn't think it was that big. Like, three people live in Alaska. Don't get me wrong But when you drop it there Yes But then when you, that's because of like taking a round thing and flattening it out.

1:46:57 The ice wall. But if you look at how many countries fit inside of Africa, because you see Africa, Look, that's Africa. India fits in there. Wow. They make army knives. people kills more people than anybody my dad got malaria when he was there whoa he's alive though He took the pills, and it made him crazy for sure. The ones the soldiers had to take, they were all like psychotic.

1:49:00 And I was like, Dave, what are you doing? Just because he's a buddy of mine. Yeah, I've been. how do you feel i don't not believe that's how i feel yeah this is what i think you know how people But then as he got older, he has instincts. like there's this area that we come we come down off of this hill he's like this is a good spot She's not one of those dogs at all.

1:51:50 And she's very picky. until you can tell me they definitively aren't true, You were the slave. That's like, guys, I wrote about, is that there's the men like the alpha men like the jason momoas of the world they have uh you Me, as a wife, would want a wife too. Did you see the king of Thailand A little old school. And she apparently disrespected the queen.

1:54:38 corn comes no responsibility at all. Have you ever seen that word? bitch what does it mean i don't know look at her name oh boy now i have to i'm gonna be i look up That was ultimately why it didn't work out hey are you okay pushed aside whatever name no it was fine it was fine it was really just one of those things I'm such a writer We can start a little meeting You and that Whatever name it is

1:56:31 On the That's really fast Prostate herself before the king and queen Why are all the old ladies up in first class because in over in like never do it and just the way they get treated their punching bags and their first responders I was laughing so hard because I remember getting so high. Every time. A homeless guy told you that? got a c hat cleveland hat oh sorry yeah oh you're extra ohio today yes you're doubling down yes oh

1:59:33 They're all going back. I told the secret. The cost of living is insane die or it's going to open up under her feet and swallow her up like a big mouth we were doing a And I was like... and then not realizing that she had taken her backpack off yet. and then you're just hanging Glued on. Why are they doing this? of weird shit do you get well that was actually maynard from tool sent me that it's from his

2:02:49 does that what does that make you feel all of this is tell me how that makes you feel you have any why did you start it just for a goof me and brian red band did it for fun because we It was like fucking literally like 10 people online or 100 people. Irvine. Look at little Red Band. Let's do it again. And then other guys started doing it. sticks a fucking needle in that tarantula's

2:06:00 So, like, if you can get me a place where I can sit down for three hours and ask a guy What makes the sun stay hot? That's the last thing I want to do. I feel like I have gym teacher mouth right now. I'm going to get self-conscious. Like, it would just fly around and hit people and shit. No, no, no. has a short attention span i'm like well people are listening to joe for like fucking 25 hours a

2:08:38 telling me hey you have to have this person on or this guy's got a movie coming out i want you to I think you had a joke about that where you're like, I'm sorry to the ladies who had to come because their boyfriends made them. I wouldn't bet all your chips. Yeah I know Fucking all these fires Yeah yeah That's the thing I think it's the most fit state

2:11:02 Boulder Rich people know Yeah I love it It is dodgy I in, I love it. It's so dodgy. I love it. It was a white out. Is it? I was like, It's special and magical. And what part of it? all the stuff you do and working out and hunting elk for dinner well this is all over the news Yeah, if you care about Mexico, stop doing drugs. no offense to all the weed smokers i love you but any large-scale agriculture is devastating

2:13:54 It is. It's big weed. That's just not normal. of just deer netting tea like Lipton tea just the you know and I didn't start smoking until Jamie's a motherfucker with that Google. I started smoking in 98. or do you notice any i feel great yeah yeah do you feel the booze is what gets you Of a couple of drinks I'm like And I definitely Was trying to like manage it and there

2:18:21 I wonder what it is because it's interesting because so many, this is why I love like 12 some guy who was like and then I had hookers yeah it was one of the hands You know what's crazy? these are people who were really addicted to it and they couldn't stop. And it's like for me, what I noticed was that it was like this glass kind of ceiling made of smoke.

2:20:52 And I felt like I was having a hard time kind of boosting up to where I now. kill anybody so when someone says that i'm addicted to pot like ah get over it but it's like you won't that's the most embarrassing thing when you write something high you think it's good i'm gonna come And the addict in me, I'm like, I'm worried I'm going to give myself cancer so that I need to see that.

2:22:30 I guess I need to smoke weed It's a type of skin cancer? I mean, maybe, maybe, I don't know. ineffective. I know. I don't know. Yeah, he's the one who made you drink. about how when I quit drinking, Right. and they were There's people that can. That was like a crazy time. blow and it was just hilarious and it's i i was uh yeah i mean i and from that to like dating a

2:26:05 Like something in me Yeah. You could just say I'm grateful you do Sober October because it does make me feel, I miss that too. Is there a difference in your shows? do you think that your audience it's true and they're laughing It's been amazing. Oh, at Bridget Phetasy, you can find me. Thanks for doing this. Thank you.