Joe Rogan Experience #1394 — Matt Farah Transcript

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0:00 Three, two, one. You could make it any color. Is it just like puke resistant Yeah. You drive a scooter? I mean look riding motorcycles is dangerous destination in culver city wow so i was literally like double triple the distance that she had gone It's fun. And I like to, if I'm going to put a message out there of myself in a car, I don't want to be some douchey shitbag in a Porsche.

3:00 the prettiest ferraris ever right but if you car. But if you've ever driven one, they sound great, but they're just slow as dog shit. I think it's an engine from like a 360 that has been modified in certain ways. Like 400 horsepower. It looks so wild. Yeah, yeah. Would be a very low estimate That's not the car With the back end of it hard to tell it apart from a regular dino if you don't know what you're looking for the things to

5:09 Those are some skinny-ass, bitch-ass tires. engine yeah it was if it was a f40 engine be a 2.8 liter engine yeah with turbo with turbos yeah even if you did something to the level of singer ferrari people aren't really like that I love driving the Ferraris, but I don't align with the Ferrari fan really values so much. had it completely redone he's like fuck you we put a new interior and a modern stereo everything

7:37 So you have to take off the whole back of the car and take the whole engine out of the which is the best car ever made, it just so the dealers would openly treated those people with disdain that's how you win that's the the story of lamborghini The big one is the dual clutch gearbox, which stick shifts were one thing, right? you know with the problem with all exotic, the first owners of exotic cars, is they want that new technology that's from racing.

10:46 It's a little disappointing. is the fastest version of what they can build. available in cars today, period. I don't know, bro. You can buy a 911, any level of 911 with a stick. Well, so look, with the gt500 they just announced this i really need to have both my hands on the wheel and i'm a pretty decent driver i'm not like shit get it if you're gonna take it to a racetrack yeah i do get it but how many people are taking

14:03 Yeah. You know, it's the same gearbox. but it's the same family of brand-new Tremec dual-clutch gearboxes. Really? That's it? So you got big, fat rears and you've got relatively skinny fronts. the video yeah tycan ty i gotta say it right i can't tycon tycon yeah we're gonna fuck that one You're just kind of gone. People that live in apartment complexes that have Teslas, I don't know how you do it.

17:53 manual gearboxes and fucking loud Yeah, you get a little more relaxed, right? Be careful with that. Here the rabbit hole begins. self-driving or whatever they're not usually using those terms correctly so a bunch of cars not feature I use it for about 20 minutes and it scared the piss out of me twice and I went such cool cars and they're such you know um they're such like you said serene you know what

21:07 Of course I'm getting one of them trucks. I'm not entirely sure it's real. Why? shaped sort of like that although not exactly like that okay um having said that i think that the way that it has been marketed is not entirely honest also people companies show concept cars all There's no way that truck's on the road next year. 2021. Building cars and warrantying them, repairing them, selling them is like a logistics business.

23:51 I don't know. You're not exclusively driven on hype but they have made some cars of course no of course they made your But I'm not saying you shouldn't buy whatever he sells. Right, but we haven't seen any roadsters either. $5,000 credit card payment plus $45,000 wire transfer due in- it'll look and feel like a mostly run and driving car what's it say here 45 000 five thousand dollar

25:56 This isn't to dig at Elon or Tesla specifically. gonna i'm gonna put this and i believe okay okay i believe it's so they could go to a bank or a vc he smashed the fucking window was towing it uphill. That's vehicle because let's be honest if they build that truck that's a 6500 pound vehicle steel and Like, pick a different game you know you can win like what kind of a

29:07 Did you see any of the renderings of people camping in the cyber truck? I don't think i would i don't that full self-driving is not right around the corner That was from 2019? to figure out how to do it later, and sometimes it doesn't work. you didn't know that's the one yeah Nope. I'm cooler. You fool. So, it's pretty cool. and my wife was next to me

33:01 tesla door probably because they're aluminum but not a thick stainless steel panel. Why did it work before? Shop vac! Very cool. I had a really bad experience with Rezvani. a spokesman jay uh i met oscars making grammys he's got no time to be a spokesman for a tank No. No, it's four-wheeled. on it right it's like driving a fucking sled basically and they're crazy they're batshit

36:18 I've never seen one that had those doors. he was a little upset you were gonna only promote his thing for free? I think sometimes they expect that, yes. We should talk about the Taycan. Well, I think that all the time. that fucking poor guy and kevin hart you know when i saw that and i saw the fucking lines on the And the car went fucking sideways You gotta say

38:23 You can't do that man no roll cage all that shit i think that i hope i you know i hope they don't win because if they do 180 miles an hour on the front straight. Really? Trying to figure it out. Do you know how sway bars work? Not even like a 5 Series BMW or your Tesla. Like crazy That much No who's that I tried to It's okay And if that's his garage

41:45 It's a Spyder too so the roof comes up And I learned that if you go 74 miles an hour Oh, no, you're done. car i know there's so many of these custom cars that people are making now like like seeing her It's a study. That is a $1.8 million car that's not nearly as fast as that McLaren. Jamie, pull up the video of that so we can hear the sound. Oh, this is Chris Harris driving up the hill at Goodwood, I believe.

44:26 Well, you know how they ended up doing this? They literally Turn this shit up. It's great. Yeah. No, we talked about this in text. you buy a regular car like my carrera is an 87 it's my poor started you're starting with an 87 So when you see cars like a Singer where you go, okay, here's a Singer 911 and it's 600 grand. This shit adds up like real fast.

46:52 Like he's I mean John Ward with your Bronco over there What I love about Jonathan Ward is his style, like what he's into. They started making water-cooled engines. You know what I mean? Yeah. tens of millions of dollars if not not hundreds of millions of dollars. Just turned right into him. and there was a double right turn lane, They just drift into mine.

50:05 For those rare moments when you get driven off by an asshole in a minivan. It's at zero. with the tesla i think they went over there with a prototype they took the interior out of it That's hilarious. They're exactly the kind of company that can build a one-off prototype. Yeah, it looks awesome. oh it doesn't let you change it? It changes it. I don't really see a point to doing body kits on EVs.

53:07 Yeah, they put larger wheels, wider tires I think they put Carbon fiber brakes on it I don't know Carbon fiber body before it starts to get noticeably slower. In theory. I burned off 40% of the battery just making that video. technology will improve to the point that will be screaming fucking at their iPods right now. And that's an issue with the Porsche over the Tesla is they don't have the supercharging

55:42 So the Tesla and all EVs on the market right now except the Taycan, all the rest are 400-volt systems. Almost dead to almost full Get a bite to eat real quick That I could watch it go don't think is efficient enough that's the other problem is now it's a homeowner's thing and so enough power to put more than two level two charges in my building i was like yo let me get a bank of

58:30 me that I should wait a year or two and see what my utilities are before I even attempt this is our west side collector car storage my new business and it's open for reservations 2019 code, dude. It's- the car storage high standards yeah and that you can get it you know you but you end up with a higher quality build and then there's a law in la that if you build for every thousand square feet of commercial

1:01:16 And where is this? car stores.com that's the end of my plug i I'm done plugging. I'll come visit. But I'm learning so much about concrete and steel and all this crazy shit. Yeah, you got to wait for the perfect day to do your pour. much left to do and dealing with the city is so so, so hard. This is why I'm a little less optimistic about others in terms of the adoption rates of EVs

1:03:17 about that kevin smith shit kevin smith was up in here talking about his snoochie boochies bro it's Is that what happens? Fucking hell. Is there anything else happening in the industry that you want to know about? It has a laptop for a screen. That's a fucking dragster. And so when I drove it, I texted you. What is this, Jamie? into second gear and keeps pulling like crazy you know above 80 to 100 miles an hour and the

1:07:06 form of braking the way that Tesla does. So it doesn't make a slower 60 to 0 time? left i gotta get off this fucking hill yeah and so i i was at the high point in the hill and i go Boom. There was a guy in a Ford Explorer Jesus Christ These people are so This corner Like 30 more seconds, Jamie, That could start a fire. But I managed to stop a supercharged Lamborghini doing that.

1:10:17 That's incredible. Hey, when I drag my logs, no one's on in the street. Dude, some guy just seen people on horseback in the street dude some guy just died I mean, freaks me out to the point where talking about him, my hands start sweating. Fuck, man. Yep, and that's how he's staying alive. No, I'm not interested. Fuck. i got a handwritten letter from the ceo of grand sega wow

1:13:42 the moon phase, and phase had a power. put it that way it's it's astonishing because it's it's an interesting combination of engineering and It has 57 complications. That that's what they're doing Oh you mean a guy Or something like that you're looking at that's one side there's there's there's shit on both sides of that thing what um you know we don't get to like we don't we don't really

1:17:35 fucking funniest thing i've ever seen i went twice whoa and it's a call it's just called the fast and second show of the day yeah i'm fine the solution is either less drugs or more drugs um well what are we doing? I think he might not have. Come on, Matt. The opposite. I'm fucking with these numbers here. I'm going to go with no way, though. The defense is just we were incompetent, not we killed him.

1:19:55 That's an inside person. They don't just sneak somebody in. yeah that's dark um i don't know hi hey it's just that's probably the biggest What a great name. And they had some general they were going to put in place as a dictator. Jeez, how do you know? I guess none of this shit is like new. Well, it's the and it's not new and this kind of shit has just happened over and over and over again.

1:23:00 i'm designed to handle the kind of communication that i feel like i have to handle And we're all learning to interact in real time with this new technology that no one saw coming you know protests and stuff like that it's like it doesn't matter if the networks are sanctioning it people It's weird now. facebook oh yeah because when you because it amplifies the angry the more you get upset at

1:26:08 Yeah. And if you feel bad, I really do. in some public position so it's it's a free shot to just shit on you and they think i had to do floppies i mean i was i was on some i was on the the hard the hard floppy discs you porn completely went out definitely right you can't be a girl and just be chaos anymore right i can't believe this like what the fuck are we watching oh is there a more depressing job than writing that

1:30:06 And once they get sober, the only way to get close is by jacking off with a fucking belt around your neck. That's a crazy suggestion. Oh, Jesus Christ. I think some people just feel bad. Yeah. a real fixer for a while and it's not a healthy place to be in that's a bad spot yeah yeah guy Hannah Rules. So they let you cook there? Yeah. They teach you how to cook and then they let you cook holy shit onion

1:33:31 I practiced at my house because I was so excited. Fucking onion volcanoes, dude. Yeah, no, look. No, there is. If you Google knife throwing lessons LA, you might come up with it. Yo, there's a hilarious video from yesterday of Pete Buttigieg on the campaign trail trying Could you imagine? I've been on this. The video of the axe missing and hitting the guy's drum is crazy fucking funny i've been

1:36:31 Yo, go with the... Oh, my God. in the drum. Dude, it could have killed him. I'm sorry. Bro. That's probably the first time with an axe in New York. I'm sorry. podcast fucking the people in this that came to this country were so horrible to the people that They were growing. get to do anything just like we've used these islands and and countries and stuff strategically

1:40:07 Yeah, but before then, I mean, all throughout high school, the time that I did spend going to college was only so that no one would think I was a loser. talking about cool shit you're a cool guy you're fun to talk to it's not hard it We're talking about cool shit. You're a cool guy. You're fun to talk to. It's not hard. Mostly with what he was saying in terms of science,

1:41:17 After listening to Kevin Smith on your show I just feel like I should eat a little less meat. Yeah. according to everything this guy was showing me, everything James Wilkes was showing me. No, I think the real thing to do is omnivorous diets. And I think this is one of the things that we proved today in this conversation between Chris Kresser and James Wilkes is that the omnivorous diet is like a natural healthy thing.

1:43:20 This is how we became people and literally one of the primary um theories for why Bro, we're so weak. Oh, my God. they were like a different kind of person yeah i wonder if it would be i mean like mentally freeing simulation because life itself and reality itself is almost all augmented with some new factors Those are like the cigarette warnings to tell you you're going to get cancer.

1:46:20 But I think that's not true a lot of the time. It is crazy. yeah like code orange yeah we'd be all walking around like what are we are we in attack okay and you don't even have to tell me what's going on that's that's where it gets crazy It's a good place to hide out in case it all goes down. Oh, that's a thought. You're a nice guy. under the ocean.

1:49:59 Yeah. Underground stones, yeah. stonehenge type structure on the bottom of lake michigan that people found recently really That looks like it was done in spray paint in 2018. I need to start using some of your guys keywords to start searching for shit i feel like my keywords are are narrow when i'm doing my my Woo, dude. Yeah, yeah. Wow. cause I think it just happened when I was here.

1:53:03 Yeah. Yeah. How many people ago? and it's 100 years from 100 years ago yeah it's like three people ago it's fucking crazy with a where you have a significant number of them you get cleaner air and all that kind of stuff um but just get that sentiment and apply it to all apply it to our neighbors apply it to everyone you meet it's weird i think I literally walked

1:56:37 you know, kind of like pods Like, as a joke? It's not. Somebody came up with something that you can put in your car and it will play different and especially the model x is a very optimistic representation of the future. If we're going to have noise that it makes on the outside, It has to sound like a Corvette it's weird that we just we trust each other like when you're on the highway and everybody's keeping

1:59:49 Oh, on my scooter. I think mostly he rides in New York City, though. and so if you're lane splitting you move to the front of the line in traffic and so you don't get I don't know. Come on, man. No. His name was Frank Muir. It was a serious break, man. You got to be ready. that's a nice break from the fucking phone. That's what I'm about. Take care of your machine

2:03:34 LA if you want to do supercar press car That's why you have that wacky Porsche interior. You did? Shout out to Peter Zippy Fund if you want a kitten in the South Bay. Yes, space van. and your camping type rigs your off-roading rigs so they split Like 50 grand Yeah yeah They race some things in Germany. Oh, my God. They're just crazy Gabriel Iglesias

2:07:50 bus collection well that is bananas yeah and you know they sell those like if you want like a the Dude, look how beautiful he has these things restored. I don't know. How is that thing working? Yeah. I know. I think it calms you down a little bit. it's gone. still feel like that yeah i like i like something loud something that's just stupid yeah an angle and all that yeah boom straight in on the power just kind of bounce it a little bit

2:11:26 I'll tell you to buy some stupid shit. It was kind of unique at the time. got on the cover of car craft magazine i had a speech a feature in speed hunters and i and i Like the way it sits rather They use those. I mean, I'm sure if Joe Rogan wanted a deal, we could probably get something worked out It was like 300 horsepower, 350 horsepower. just said oh this is exactly the thing that I need in my life right now and so when I sold the

2:14:15 I didn't spend all that money to look at it. Yes. But the suspension became more lively, a little bit more controllable, but yet it still maintained a lot of the old feel. It's an endearing quality. Wow. It's like they stuck with that crazy design for so long. So a strange combination, right? So if you look at the passenger compartment, the roofline, the windshield, the side windows of those cars, you know, that's basically unchanged from the 70s to the late 90s.

2:18:04 There's something about them. problem you could do that dude magnus had this car that he sold some rock and roll star in That's it. Maybe. silver car with the blue yeah that's an excellent car cool yeah even when you hear the engine it When you put that engine in the back, yeah, your feet can go pretty far forward. It's exactly that reason. I think by being a four-seater, you might be able to...

2:20:49 It's possible. If I drive like one of those cars especially the older ones like um you That's what you're doing. it's all ancient fucking technology cars are real easy to drive though when you've got a little yeah if you're just enjoying the car like you're supposed to get maximum enjoyment like it doesn't seely's car yeah you know that car's for sale is it really Yep You want it No That car's for

2:23:33 It's the lightest I remember watching it like custom builds of porsches and they make crazy fast things. Dude, you can buy... They go out and they go side-by-side Dude You wouldn't fly they changed i believe the rules of the racing series to slow the cars down and then i believe People are going so fast, and people lose it all the time. Hitler built it

2:26:16 right alongside the Autobahn. Yeah. Of course. Yeah, and they always theorized that they had given the Japanese amphetamines to get Totally believable. soldiers in death submarines Oh my God. With the little bubble Had the bubble Idea You ever saw that? open the door. and made the guys It's crazy. That's fucking so nuts. It's right out of a goddamn Steven Seagal movie. It's crazy.

2:28:40 Yo, this is the craziest shit ever, dude. I need your search terms. off-road vehicles that do very long off--road race. And then there's these support trucks, right? but they're in the race too and so these coke smugglers bought one of these dakar race trucks That's El Chapo's? 237 bales Oh my god They built the sub. and they build the sub I bet it's good.

2:31:57 puts you in the mood of what it's like to be these people without without saying too much they would and the way they drink and it's about this guy who's a professional pool hustler who's been traveling from california to new york city to meet this guy the minnesota fats and play All right. tom cruise was was fast eddie who was again paul newman getting back into the world of pool because

2:34:08 Exactly. pool cue manufacturers from that era like i know you like like crafts i do totally on the world of If you're buying one now, it's going to be a shitload of money, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So that's the original Cortland wrap. And all that,lays that's mother of pearl yeah that was all done by ivory What's it say? Racetrack Mop and the diamonds

2:36:24 oh yeah well I'll show it to you afterwards. Like he's like a, a good pool cue, interesting grain. were reintroduced It's like a Shelby Cobra, right? Same thing, Cobras. As long as you know what you're getting, it's fine. thousand dollar watch and a fifty thousand dollar watch and a $5,000 watch and a $50,000 watch and a $500,000 Crazy math machines.

2:39:15 Where it's literally you hit a button and people start banging. Jacob the jeweler that's him this is us this is the universe you can't wear one of those and have 49 millimeters and it's it's like putting a fishbowl on your wrist because it's a huge thing you wear on your wrist. It's probably 48 or 49 millimeters. Oh, so this one he's showing is the roulette wheel one.

2:41:17 spin it like i'm sure he'll show it but look yeah the oil derrick so did somebody design this because Of course it is. That's crazy. I mean, there's another company called MB&F, which is not as kind of dumb, for lack of a better word. Oh, they really are. Look, it makes our life way more interesting. Oh, my God. That is so pretty. that's like a scale

2:43:17 it's just crazy what the fuck so that one the you see the bottom left What is that? Yeah, it's space machines. How does that work? Back that up. The one- What is that? Right? I mean, you know, it's all real crazy. No, no, the blue one, sorry. time yeah give me one where you can see some of the liquid so much i didn't study this shit wait and moves around the face

2:45:00 I feel like you've shown That skull one. 72 Gs. Yep. Yeah. machine perpetual so this round one right on one to the right jamie that diving makes me feel the doing it at multiple companies all around the world yeah and they're innovating and they're They take the old way, and they evolve the old way as far as they can. it reminds me of the rocketeer's rocket yes yes yes so it's totally like that yeah oh my god like

2:47:58 You walk in something like this. I think the connection is obvious enough. I think it's the Nissan GTR. Maybe it is this fucking 65th anniversary. That's what I get for not doing my homework. GTR 50th, Godzilla thing again. Their finishing They make a nice watch. It's something that appeals to the eye. Is yours a spring drive? If shit hits the fan, I want a waterproof watch.

2:50:26 They want to piss in your mouth right now Now I do this Getting in that water Yeah Like this big Yeah, I know. I know. So they're not accustomed to you. to it yeah their their focus is look don't when they bite people don't they spit them out a lot I don't Like dolphins are clever as fuck Yeah Dude, they're everywhere! and out there They're feeding that shark in that image.

2:53:48 it looks like American Werewolf in London. Do me a favor. You go walking in the woods with your fucking dog and shit. You know what he barks at? we're walking and i take him to the trail and i open up the back to let him out he jumps out And they chase their own tail it's genuinely hilarious yeah there's something about watching a kitten just spin around their own tail they're dumb as fuck but they're so fun

2:55:40 The crow lands on the roof, like real close to a cat. But there was one where these cats were on the roof. They can use tools. Oh, got it. It took two things and made it a better tool. to use a tool. But now Cats are not that smart. Which was interesting. The very beginning of it. roof right next to you and he starts like getting close to him and rile him up and flying away when

2:58:46 And this fucking bird is just over here like, yeah, yeah, get him. Dude, that bird is evil. yesterday like a boss cats are sneaky man they're smart little fuckers and they carry some creepy Yeah, well, they said that they didn't have any idea. They found out Sort of like They find it's like We tried everything, everything you could think of to make it work.

3:00:56 Three legs versus a mountain lion. That's hilarious. We're so weird. Killing them. sometimes and we want to keep it around sounds an awful lot like the sharks bro and we also have to everybody's fucking up the babies yeah yeah so when the babies are born they have zero chance Right. backyard it's going to find something because it's just trying to get food and like how many of those

3:04:39 And this fucking mountain lion killed like a ton of them. I think he couldn't get it out. see if pull up sociopathic sociopathic yeah it's kind of like that man because like he just killed And then there's this concrete kind of three-quarter dome that comes out from behind it. It seems like fire resistant He's right. It's not built yet. I mean, but the idea of living in a fun shape like that is cool.

3:07:18 There's an art house right near me that's a very famous architect. But sometimes you're into those. God telling you, get the fuck out of here. I'm really proud of myself for not peeing during the show. Respect. Tell everybody, website, Twitter, Instagram. Always a pleasure.